Nicole Richie: Doin' Time?

[vivalaxxjen]

I freakin' love Nicole Richie. She is hilarious and adorable.

[pepstarcool]

shes so cute! ahaha

[Jumaxch]

( in-my-ass-mouth-or-puss )......... Yoo, i seen the sextape! they was in a hotel in vegas.. go here: Starzexposed...dot...com......­. ( complete, Yes I am obsessing in-my-ass-mouth-or-puss )

[princesitaextranjera]

i love Nicole, she is the best

[kcroyalmarine99]

Both Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton would be run of the mill skanks if not for their super rich fathers.

[RoxxalCame4You]

Why do people even care, they treat it like it's so glamourous to go to jail when your a celeb. I'd just keep it to myself, becaus quite frankly I don't find it impressive to have a portion of your life taken away from you. But who I really can't understand are those rappers that show off about getting shot! Like Katt Williams said, " When I got shot, it wasn't fun! Ain't no hoes and bitches come out, with music playing!" LOL

[kingsman565]

I think...that US americans! go to jail because they live in...HOLLYWOOD...

[criscros7]

I LOL'ed.

[erangaprasad]

"Everyone goes to Jail...", some body please give me list of all the Hollywood stars who went to jail....

[MrNoCheese]

K, she sounds like an average American girl.

[MrNoCheese]

K, she sounds like an average American girl.

[LukeMaple1]

You just can't fix stupid !

[ihateyoujerkoff]

paris hilton is rare in the celebrity world: she has absolutely no talents or qualities whatsoever but has made it onto the A list. i wish we never stopped bombing and killing arabs ! dont you understand? read the quran, read the haddith, arabs goal is to kill every last one of us ! anyway, for $3000 you can get a seat at a clinton fundraiser, $9000 a toilet meeting with billy clinton. $14,000 a blowjob from chelsea, $19,000 hillary and $26,000 clinton will do it. watch my vids

[omarofuae]

@ihateyoujerkoff O.O

[InsertName125]

@ihateyoujerkoff

WOW! You're kind of all over the map there.

I'd like to see you at Thanksgiving:

Pass the gravy - KILL THE ARABS!!! These are good sweet potatoes - IT'S LIONEL RICHIE'S FAULT!!! May I have a drumstick?-I HATE CHELSEA CLINTON!!! Good wine-GLEN BECK'S HEMORRHOIDS ARE A JEWISH PLOT!!! LIMBLOW IS GOD!!!

This is why the federal government should never have stopped funding mental hospitals.

[H65Laura]

@InsertName125 I got quite a chuckle out of your post. Told a friend about it while at MMA today. She laughed as well. Thanks for the laughs! :-)

[beowolfradiaoul]

@ihateyoujerkoff LOL i'm usually not one to offend, and honestly i dont mean to this time but.. you are by far the dumbest person to post a comment i have read this week. you made my day. haha wtf

[skyvilla]

I take a guess. Crack? Meth? Heroin? All the prescription drugs a rich person can have?

[senditnow8989]

Letterman is such a dooshbag, hate that asshole

[sniped101]

@RiyarooChoo damn, I wish I busted up in her.

[danielpoole1234]

SHES IS WIKED LOVE HER

[ozubier]

at least shes truthful

[282828rock]

she is so fucking cool :)

[eldeliveroso]

I could eat her up with a spoon.

[tatjanabananaa]

paris is BOOOORIIIING

[sgelsey]

LOL! Nice one Nicole @ 'everyone goes to jail'.

[darkjeshush]

What happened to all her melanin?

[utonium]

god shes so hot.  wish she was still a lil thicker though =P

[yukansuggit]

Paris is ugly as shit plus she has the personality of a dead fish. At least Nicole looks human and doesn't have a head shaped like a Duplo block. Still, both of them are dumber than a box of rocks and have nothing to offer the world. They only reason they are know is because their parents are wealthy and famous. If it weren't for that, these bitches would be jockying a Hostess stand at Ruby Tuesday's.

[TheAngelSpeaks15]

I CANNOT believe she's half black, she doesn't look like it at all... woah.

[Hotice770]

@TheAngelSpeaks15 She isn't half black, she is part black as well as several other races. But she certainly doesn't look like a white girl.

[TheAngelSpeaks15]

@Hotice770 Oh, alright. I thought her biological father was black, and I heard her say in an interview once that she considers herself black, so I just made an assumption.

[hasonopinion]

I love Nicole Ritchie!! i loved her on that show (forgot what its called) she was supposed to be paris hiltons partner in crime but by the end it was paris who was Nicoles partner in crime!! Everyone goes to jail?? common?? I just dont like how they are making it out to be one big joke.. No matter what i still love NICOLE RITCHIE

[docrw]

I'd do her!

[tonialox]

monarch slavery in hollywood.. that's what

[startrek39]

can't stand this girl.

[55liesbeth]

@startrek39 better than Paris ! way better

[TheIniquitous21]

cocaine is the problem

[Fusex3]

describe her in one word, everyone!

- Better.

(than Paris)

[nhbmartialarts]

I love nicole I would like to give her my non famous cock. Paris has no humor and is flat, but something about nicole I really like!!

[1400min]

paris and nicole are blondes which means they are dumb

[ChunkyPumpkin90]

@1400min nicoles not even a natural blonde

[nonethelesshey]

@ChunkyPumpkin90 @1400min The funny thing is neither of them are natural blondes.

[AngelofUniquity]

@nonethelesshey they make a bad name for us natural blondes out here

[Msgirly051]

Paris and Nicole are both aweosme

[Jakezhl]

She is much more aware than Paris is, and its really good.

[Impra89]

omg paris hilton isn cute man.... Emma Watson/ Magan fox... they are cute^^

[suspendedfromthemoon]

nicole richie can match wits with david letterman, whereas paris hilton super can't

[takerslady000]

I think that Paris is emmbarased because of Jail question and Nicole hahaha.she's just amazing :)

[ImAnotherZang]

Ooooh I love her Pantene commercial XD

[amunous]

deadfgsdgfsetgy46te45

[cretinKJ]

I love her!! She's so cute! And amazing !!!!!!

[drumboarder1]

More human than paris.

[CandySwann]

she's smart and funny...although she is a crack head

[Manolobartolo]

As Mr. Garrison said..

"We are not laughing with you.. we are laughing AT you!.."

[DeeJayAotaka]

Paris is more stupid than her!

[VioletsAreViolent]

@DeeJayAotaka umm, lol

the correct wording is stupider

[SniperMaske]

@VioletsAreViolent Not necessarily (i.e. there is some debate about "stupider" being nonstandard or not); I believe it is the contrary in British, for example. I personally use "more stupid".

(Yeah, I'm a grammar-nazi nazi, by the way. XD)

[VioletsAreViolent]

@SniperMaske lol, I thought I was a grammar nazi myself, but thanks for the correction.

[southplnk]

nicole popped about 10 vicodin before this show

[kezziwoo]

She's really good at handling jokes unlike Paris.

[Qookieland]

this girl doesnt seem like the smartest out there hehe but she seems more real than Paris...well im glad Nicole is happy now with her new babies and all...running around like a stupid chicken and doin nothing like she used to was just ridiculous...simple life was a joke in my opinion...cant call that a job..i guess it was easier to be a fake bimbo than have a real career..she got cool jewlery lines now...gl to her with her new life.

[cobain955]

i hate her so fuckin much shes like a parasite that you cant kill

[zacky89]

@cobain955

what did she do to you since you hate her soo much,

hate is a strong word.

and how do you feel if Lionel saw what you wrote..

people are just soo mean these days

[cobain955]

cause she is famous for absolutly nothing, her so called "career" is being a socialite, and thats a made up word it makes no sense at all

[FunkJunkie197]

She allmost looks Anorexic

[Gopherbassist]

God she's ugly.

[TheChristmasFan]

@Gopherbassist you are weird, she is hot

[Gopherbassist]

You are misguided, she is not.

[Seyahhsod]

I know, huh.

poor thing didn't get none of the black genes.

[Gopherbassist]

@Seyahhsod

You know she's not related to Lionel Ritchie, right?

[Seyahhsod]

@Gopherbassist know.. I was just trying to create a little laughter.

[erikapoulain]

Thanks everybody

[MrLoveallhatenone]

she is my role model. I look up to her and would like to go to jail.. after all EVERYONE GOES TO JAIL ..lol

[iLiiveLiife]

Everyone gose to Jail

[erikapoulain]

Sorry, but i'm italian and i cant understand what Letterman says at the end (when he repets what Nicole said)...

"everyone goes to...."??

[MrLoveallhatenone]

He says "It's not just hollywood, everyone goes to jail"

[oliviaiwsz]

/watch?v=qET_CyXCq-E

[hmt444]

dumbass

[aubhar]

stupid bitch

[kikskku]

paris is really cute but nicole is more funny hahaha

[redplague]

She's more funny cause she doesn't think about what she says, Paris is a little more carefull.

[Skurvy2k]

@kikskku 2 fails in one sentence.

[MaximussPoosus]

Once a crack head, always....

[sruthiwilson]

very intelligent answer.

[xiangmei]

lol.. she is way much better than paris hilton

[Barremlol]

@xiangmei Yea, this person has a personality :P

[barath1976]

wow beauty queen NOT

[lloplop]

she kind of is though

[missicecreammachine]

search for john and edward grimes on youtube they are the new twins on the radar

[Rob2977]

Well I can say one thing ..her nerves were up but she could of answered better

out of camera...Paris on the other hand

was just in space...David made a complete fool of her and her perfume lol Iol loved it.lol

[TheLamelyNamed]

Paris Hilton goes to drug and boost parties every night for years.

Nicole only does it for half a year, every year, hence she retains some of her braincells and intellect.

If Albert Einstein went to drug and boost parties for a year, he'll be Albert the plumber instead.

[lloplop]

that statement is unfathomably asinine

[TheLamelyNamed]

Dont believe me? Go try it, boost and drugs party for a year, see how stupid you can get.

[lloplop]

you cant imagine the things I did from the age of 16-22. I did not work or go to school I just non stop drugs and binge drinking like you can't imagine. Then I cleaned up. I got into community college and fell in love with school. 3 years later I got a fully paid scholarship and residency at Columbia University. I do have some problems in some areas but its seems others were not affected at all. I am quite sure it all depends on what you were born with. I am always the top of my class

[demondaniele]

same!

[biamacedo]

she's so funny and cute. I love your personality, really!

[meiry53]

SHA HAVE A CHARM PERSONALITY

[stacie011]

omg her daughter is so beautiful and Nicole is amazing with her

[Kawakara]

Say you, say me!!!... Say it together!!!

[negrostarone]

i feel so sorry for her. lonel richie is such a nice person..how the hell did his daughter turn out to be crazy like this?

[neVermorph]

Well she was adopted plus he probly wasn't around very much. But he was n excellent father when he was i imagin.

[babyzone]

paris hilton is hotter

[ladylike1980]

She is adorable. I am glad she turned

her life around. She is one of the lucky

ones.

[7905277]

good!

[PinkSoda77]

it's okay...

[TheWarriorPoet]

Yeah, I agree... I jump on here everyday to see the new animated shorts and get my daily Fergemeister fix. What happened? He's the best thing on late night TV. I don't think he's on vacation.

[WilliamTaylor1]

Yes, reruns. Bah, need the Ferguson.

[mario11188]

She´s sooo hoottt

[TwirlingChiky25]

She has small ears..

[TwirlingChiky25]

omg. I watched this lastnight.

[danieljohnsz]

are you guys serious? she's a flippin idiot!!! Doesn't matter how good she looks.

[venniey]

I can guess what her problems are. Way too much money for one.

[FungitheFunguy]

she use to be so hot, now she's sick to even look at, just goes to show, all good things must come to an end

[jason37mon]

man, I would love to give her a pile-driver or a punch to the face, a kick to the face....

[gonegoogling]

nicole keeps it real. hell ya

[daniellalalala]

seventh comment

[stampnstom]

LOL!!!!

omg, she's getting herself into soooo much trouble!!!

LOL

it's HILARIOUS!! i love it lol :D

[dandypajamas]

First comment from Australia!! :D

[LeFoiHyene]

My God, Shes right!! Lol xD

[DeejayLarz2006]

hmm lets see, why is young hollywood acting the way they are these days? Its because these days everything is a lot more complicated than lets say 15 years ago. Now, you're not just an actor or musician, youre an entrepeneur as well. You may have a fashion line, club/restaraunt, cologne/perfume line, tv show, if your an actor you could have a music career and vice versa. That adds stress on a kid who's only 17 and still in high school, also the media is more in your face these days too.

[jrtiny]

Love David Letterman !!!! :+)

[RockFreak19]

nicole is stunning. she is really skinny though.

[lifefist]

who?very lovely girl!

[JackAwful]

No shit! Especially when even hemp is illegal.

[MutantDealer]

1st!

[MutantDealer]

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