Hilarous Britsh Guy On Xbox Live

[popeye5431]

1. you spelled hilarious wrong,

2. nice headset.

3. theres a program in my school for mentally retarded people, you should check it out.

[tingod99]

im not really shore what he is on about but i would bum him

[JemPcGz89]

HHAAHAHAHAH DIS IS FUNNY WE AINT LIKE DAT

[MrPLANBPIZ]

y dick



[OGCRTG]

typical american not pronouncing things properly and always complaining. Its people like you who need to get a life why complain about others? yes there are some people who are utter twats that do live in the UK but thats only like 10% are cause they are geeks who take things seriously oh and at 1:00 you sound like a right idiot not funny at all

[sycplevi]

fat shit by a better head set than a 3 pond one of ebay

[sycplevi]

im britsh u are shit at cod i would merk u at fuck cod any day

[iMO3x]

Lol look at this ugly little jewish cunt hahaha. Look at his nose he looks like an ant eater. Jewish pig.

[theXProject1]

some british people are twats i should know im british but there are alot of american wankers to

[KebobVideos]

Wow.. Thats not even a steriotype. Thats just your really bad idea of how british people are. At least with people saying american are fats its an actual steriotype and lots of people just think that for some reason. This is just you being kinda racist dude...

[laro12xx]

Faggot.

[masterglynn10]

HaHa you fat dick head

[TeamMouldy]

Its like a Brit to cuss yank scum. GTFO

[owenandjames]

stop taking the piss out of english people

[Bboyafrothunder1998]

you make us sound like that we talk nothing like that where not all prince henry

[Bboyafrothunder1998]

your a gay boy im british and you taalk like a women you fag whats wrong with you.... you can tell you have no freinds

[angelface3994]

FAKE AND GAY

[siuol47]

My fellow Brits' don't get so annoyed of this attention seeking, mentally deficient, trailer park, cousin shagging, bigot. Lets take the high ground because not only has he humiliated himself he, has humiliated America and after all if it weren't for the British, that prime example of how America has to scrape the side of its gene pool to inhabit its land of prejudice, crime and incest, would be shovelling shit down a hole under French rule.

[hammyonfire21]

Tht is not how we fuckin talk u fanny! and atlease we can actually think of a comback ourself and u have ta look them up. And for the record we arny snobby pricks like you all are.

[MultiCoolio123456]

i am British and i know not all of us are like that so you can take your fat american dildo's and shove them up each others asses until your arses bleed while you touch each other up because i have seen you before and i swear to god the next time i see you be prepared cause your dead meat. I know some people and i will kill you two arse licking, ball sucking ugly trolls oh yeah by the way england is awesome so you cry your fat american asses back to your mum aw are you scared well you better be

[Sprinter900]

@MultiCoolio123456 youve seen me before? where and when...oh yea and come kill me buddy i would love to see you try

[hammyonfire21]

@MultiCoolio123456 That is fuckin true.

[SkyrimPVM]

@MultiCoolio123456 i am british too, fuck the americans

[xXxEaStEr43BuNxXx]

@MultiCoolio123456 British people and fish and chips are gaaaay

[seymourbutts77qq]

@xXxEaStEr43BuNxXx Because where British we eat fish and chips all the time........OK then looks like u haven't been to Britain your american and eat Mcdonalds n shit thats why your fat

[bagellover25]

What a fucking durkhead! British people are beasts. Oh and if you are also British come check out my channel for some mw3 coms ;)

[ExpressiveBeats]

so childish and pathetic... i guarantee this kid has never stepped out of his own country... ignorance gets u nowhere

[FatFunkyMan]

how you go and fuck your i am british you american cunts

[MrDamTheMan78]

what a tool

[fizzy101x]

Yeah I personally dont hate English fags but they take things too seriously and you looked funny at the end of the video lol

[AngryLittleVoice]

Hahaha better than: ooh my gaawd im plaayying cood that meanns im amaaziinggg im such a pro because i can noscope lawl! Fuck you you fat pieces of shit!

[Sprinter900]

@AngryLittleVoice ive never played cood...is it good

[xxbrombyxx]

fk u uas cunt!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrBadshit]

fucking faggot its english plus you are a dick thumbs up for england

[xToXiCxVeNoMz]

technically u are British so fuck u

[Sprinter900]

@xToXiCxVeNoMz technically im 0% british u little dumbass

[willthefireeater]

@Sprinter900

Technically he is right because the only true americans are people that are descended purely from native americans. It is a lot more likely that you have some "British" blood in you. Just saying.

[TheHypnoGamer24]

stupid american faggot britain rocks and even with all this shit about us circling around we still will kick your asses in comedy

[Sprinter900]

@TheHypnoGamer24 kick our asses in comedy? bullshit there are no good British comics

[Hermaphroukdebate]

@Sprinter900 Viz ;)

[OGCRTG]

@Sprinter900 yes there is you twat see you lot take the piss out off the british but you dont know jack shit about us how can you say shit when you dont know shit get a life. There are many british comics you have just never heard of any name some british comedians with out using google

[bulldoglemsford]

@Sprinter900 Apart from Ricky Gervais? you guys seem to like him a lot? Is it because his humour is about as intellectual as a shovel?

[EpicLemonAndCheese]

@Sprinter900 Jack Dee, Jon Richardson, Matt Berry (more of an actor) , Jimmy Carr, Sean Lock, Bill Bailey, Noel Fielding, Russell Howard, Russell Kane, Simon Amstell (sort of), Dara O' Briain, Hugh Dennis (more of an actor) , Stephen Fry (sort of), Ian Hislop, Michael McIntyre, Jason Manford, Paul Merton, David Mitchell. Feel free to add any more.

[littledooo]

couple of faggots



[HSxDaNiieLx]

what a southern sounding cunt.

and fyi british is stupid you mean english faggot

[TheHypnoGamer24]

@HSxDaNiieLx british is basically the same but a wider area so he is basically right

[LEEHERE09]

I wouldent say British I'd say English

Gay scottish awesome

[TheFrozendanny134]

U ARE THE MOST SPASTICATED AMERICANS I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE AND I'M BRITISH AND FUCKING PROUD OF IT YOU IDIOTIC AMERICANS I SWEAR IF YOU MAKE ANOTHER VIDEO LIKE THIS I WILL POST A VIDEO ON MY CHANNEL AND WE WILL SEE WHAT YOU THINK OF THAT (OKAY DICK'S)

[awesomemusicman100]

thats not how british sound you retarded steriotypical bastard

[xXJORDENIHOXx]

u are fucking retarded

[GSquadMedia]

WE GAVE YOU YOUR LANGUAGE AND Technically ALLOT OF YOU COME FROM HERE

[Djantrax123]

@GSquadMedia You are kidding me right ??? you think that the english language came from america??? I think you need a quick history lesson mate, the english language came from northwest Germany, Denmark and the Netherlands 100s of years ago and because the british empire was so big your country adopted are language. you complete idiot, go back to school....

[GSquadMedia]

@Djantrax123 Im british you retard

[GSquadMedia]

@Djantrax123 I meant that they speak our language

[jamiemacsback]

Does your mum cut your hair.

[TheRealVeterans]

@jamiemacsback My mum does mine :)

[Louderlouis8]

UGLY MOFO AMERICAN ARE DOG SH*T AND U KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO DOG SH*T IT GETS SQWASHED SO BE CAREFUL WHEN THE DOG SH*T U FAGGOT BRITISH PEPS ARE AWSOME AND I KNOW BECOZ I AM 1 BUT U IS JUST A FAG

[TheGrim86Reaper]

sad fucking cocksucker!

[TARDISToby1996]

you're a fucking flid

[007sammers]

You're the biggest son of a bitch I've ever met. You two are like level 1's on CoD because British can fuck up American pussies like you two.

[TheGinge112]

im guessing the British guys beat you again then...want me to get you a tissure so you can stop cryin now?

[OverG88]

Dickheads....

[imnoemo11]

you deserve a SLAP you little fucktard.

[zennybobZz]

they were reacting what they did to the poor british person shame there to dumb to figure that out ^-^ dumb Twats ^-^

[blueray1969]

whenever I hear Yanks on X Box all I hear is: "Faggit, reatrd, faggit... like you know, kinda, faggit, retard, nigga, doh". Which I think is pretty expressive for your average septic ;)

[kippatchi]

I'm British and this is such a stupid vid but I absolutely creased up at "diarrhea" :L You make it sound so Aussie

[Romulus123]

LOL

[eoindrpeppy]

dick

[TibseyClapton]

TWAT



[XBLGTCDIZZLEY]

Tosser... LOL he won't understand that!

[EMJAYFAB]

He looks like Jason Biggs fucked Adam Sandler and he is the turd that came out. Remember you fag, you are speaking English. Where does English come from? See if you are clever enough to figure it out. Never heard of a language called American. Be grateful for the gift of language we gave you. Cunt.

Plus, your movie editing skills are terrible. You could not even get the eyeline of the two ugly versions of you that appear. I do not even believe you are American. You are Jewish, or maybe Iranian.

[BOpsZombies2011]

OMG is that a lightsaber?!!! Oh wait, it's your dilike bar :(

[crossycrossfield]

fucking americans all thick as fuck fat as fuck n so cluless its a puer joke pointless race is america bunch of fagots

[Frantabulous]

I cringe when I hear Americans doing that awful 'British' accent. Do they really think that anyone actually sounds like that? Mildly amusing vid though!

[3Dbread]

Ok we give you all our xboxes. If you give us out language back. which you fucked up. CRISPS NOT CHIPS.

[HENLEY601]

I hate Americans because they are retarded and fucked up like you. Noob

[MegaDuds123]

ok y is there so much numbers in these comments

[WMDLORD]

Total Biscuit in his younger years

[MegaDuds123]

AND IM IRISH B)

[MegaDuds123]

AND IM IRISH B)

[MegaDuds123]

AND IM IRISH B)

[JaredCraze]

us british dont talk liked that muppet

[ClassicFrameShotS]

FUCKING HELL THAT SOUNDS FUCKING AUSTRAILIAN NOT ENGLISH U FUCKIN GOON EAT SHIT U SOUND FUCKING AUTISTIC URSELF.

[iiEraProductions]

1st thing, if you think that all British people actually speak like that, your insanely wrong. And 2nd, half the time I'll be in a lobby with my mates talking, and it's the American's who try and start talking shit. But we always own since Americans only seem to have one insult, and that's calling people 'Faaggotttt'.

[MrFusionSniper]

british role amaricans drole suckers

[ClockworkBishop]

wow r u racist

[masoneo]

Oh yeah one more thing, being the only country dumb and arrogant enough to drop not 1 nuke, but 2, is nothing to be proud of. Comments like that prove how fucked you guys are mentally. Keep hiding behind your nukes, they never helped you in vietnam, cos your arses lost.

[masoneo]

Dumb americunt, your country gets raped by bankers, terrorists and even your own government LOL.

Did you know GIs are more likely to die from friendly fire than enemy combat? Thats cos you guys can't shoot straight!

A country of gun abusers and none of you know how to use them, in real life or CoD.

All the above show the stupidity of you people.

You speak the ENGLISH language, without us you wouldn't exist. So don't get ideas above your stations.

[zacharyfitz1]

and uk is our biggest friend fuck heads

[zacharyfitz1]

i would love to kick you both in the face

[NerdyNoobyGuy]

Your Mad Cause You Get Owned By All The British Talent <3

[GuitarAndFuckAllElse]

'When did the British help us out in any recent war?'... ermm, we are right now you stupid cunt. So please just fuck off and wait till you grow up before opening your mouth again. Wanker.

[UltimateVenom]

ugly cunt

[0HavocX]

Well im english , should i still be offended?

[80259777]

oh fuck off you stupid twat america wouldnt be established if it wernt for us and we won world war 1 and 2 stupid FUCKING ARSEHOLE!

[DARKORACLE101]

fucking cunt u r a racist redneck bag of shit

[mrhangslow2]

damn lol americans are cool and there cut from the same cloth just this kids a dick.

[Stepper125]

I will slap you so hard. With a big fish. English people don't speak like that, and if they do, I for one, do not.

[jmartiinxbox360]

i killed your dog

[jmartiinxbox360]

right for a start we dont talk like that you uter twat. you are a litte creep who makes a double of him self because he has no friends,little insest.

[mrhangslow2]

@jmartiinxbox360 sweet

[Baroth91]

fuck you

[nobleteam1231]

Dude if you do become the president of US do me a favor.......... NUKE THERE FAT UGLY COUNTRY!

[samfinlayson]

i think this is funny as shit! hes almost right on the money with that! theres just more threats and swearing which might have made his video "distasteful"

[Ragingpandaxxx]

@DalleDayul Nicely said

[Aidantm9]

m8 you cant judge every british person on xbox live coz 1 guy ripped the shit out of you ?

[Jamie15800]

Ur taking the pi** out of ENGLISH people not British people and that's ur mate putting on a Fu**ed up accent that English people don't talk like u faggot

[BESTY616]

man that was a Australian accent

[rhyfel1]

two real american uneducated assholes.

[Sprinter900]

@rhyfel1 there's only 1 person here...i believe u are the uneducated one here

[rhyfel1]

@Sprinter900 fuck me you can spell too i bet your parents are proud.

[m00nshine2004]

@Sprinter900

When you refer to yourself it's 'I' as in capital. Just spreading a little education from the UK. And yes...we have jerks here too. Being a asshole doesn't follow international boundaries.

[whitemanstand72]

@Sprinter900 you are the uneducated one here.

[flyingpig74]

quit with the racism dude your a predjudice bananna who needs to think about wat he does not think oh hey all my friends sware and shout and are rude but i hear one british guy say random crap i hate british people now woopdee do a cake with eyes and potatoes fall from the sky the end.

[ApolloNaught]

I'm British (but not a chav, whom you seem to be poking fun at here), and I lol'd at 'BABES BABES DIARRHOEA'

[celticfootballcluba]

@mrjangomushiturner ohhh so because you know im right you try and bring football into it :)) but i suppose that your american teams are 'fricken awesome dudee' as i said SCOTTISH AND PROUD you little bitch!

[yaycookies4peoples]

sorry to break it to you, but that's australian you fail at life

[CheesePuff400]

lol only 15 likes waaaaaaaat a bell jockey I'm going to send this guy a hobos dick cheese and tell him to eat it then I'm going to snap his dick off an jam it up his ass

[Sprinter900]

@CheesePuff400 u have some weird fetishes

[WowGAM3RZ]

@CheesePuff400 u copied that off tropic thunder

[MicromeccaUK]

your parents must be so proud...

[MillZz911]

Tbh from my point of view being a british 13 year old i think both of the country are fucking shit and going down the drain but naturally i like great britain better ;)

[JoeytheDon1000]

ALSO NOT EVERYONE IN BRITAIN SPEAKS LIKE A COCKNEY!

[JoeytheDon1000]

And this is why EVERYONE hates Americans on XBOX live. Go shag your mam (who's also your sister) you redneck shithead.

[celticfootballcluba]

omg :)) 'british fag' i cant believe you called anyone a fag then went on to talk like that in the last 10seconds of your vid, and i agree use didnt save our asses in ww2, if we had needed our asses saved (we were getting beat) use would never have came into the war, SCOTTISH AND PROUD!!

[mrjangomushiturner]

@celticfootballcluba Here here! And fuck the celtic scum!

[Rothargar]

At least Britain can pay back their debt American pricks

[RLstudios224]

Im british but i find this hilarious

[kickassdude240]

this vid is so stupid omg u need to grow up

[lloydyf333]

im not british im welsh

[pieguy1247]

British not Britsh

[TheMomentumFM]

what was that? 9/11? Coon as a president? Fat? McDonalds? Starts wars that can't finish? Everyone hates you? LOL!

i don't give me none of that 'we saved your asses in ww2" shit.

1. america only entered the war because they ran out of war and the japs fucked them up

2. we saved your asses in the current war/conflict...

fucking stupid patriotic imbeciles...

[Sprinter900]

@TheMomentumFM japs fucked us up? get ur facts strait i think nuking a country is not running out of it...and when did british help us out in any recent war?

[damo4576]

@Sprinter900 So you're proud of all that innocent blood on your hands? A country that will stop at nothing to curtail other nations' nuclear development while insisting that dropping 2 atom bombs on 2 major cities is right. The British have fought alongside you in both Iraq and Afghanistan, we've lost good people due to your 'war on terror' that we made the mistake of backing. If it was solely America in those regions, you'd have been fucked in the ass many times over. Hoo ahh!!

[TheMastaDazza]

@Sprinter900 Eeerr! how about the one that takes place in 1 of your biggest selling franchises on xbox! Modern Warfare haha! U hate English n the 1 thing ure tryna trash talk us about jus comes right back n bites u in the ass haha! Don't u just love irony?

[66Bloodline66]

@Sprinter900 When did britain help you in any recent wars? Are you stupid? hahaha

[ThaDudeWivGingaHair]

@Sprinter900 YOU RACIST!!!!!!!

[123theri]

@Sprinter900 ARE YOU FUCKING REAL? WAS THAT A SERIOUS QUESTION? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ALMIGHTY

[xBenHammondzz]

@Sprinter900 wtf you can't spell for jack shit

[xBenHammondzz]

@Sprinter900 WHEN DID WE HELO YOU OUT IN A WAR ?!?!?!ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS, FIRST THEY DINE TEACH YOU HOW TO SPELL AND NOW THEY AREN'T TEACHING YOU ABOUT WW2/ AFGHAN WAR JESUS YOU ARE REALLY ONE BIG MASSIVE GIANT COCKHEAD OF A FAIL

[avfc85]

@Sprinter900 When did the British help us out in any recent wars? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.You thick Yank cunt. I think it is you who needs to get your facts straight you ignorant uneducated cunt. Can you hear that?? Probably not because its the sound of our free health care.

[STORMTROOPA567]

@Sprinter900 Errr... let me think.. IRAQ? Isn't that the war that americans started and dragged the British into it and now the Americans are sat on there clinicaly Obese Arses? And yes i said arses because I don't refer to the human butt as a donkey.

[ToxicFishMovies]

@Sprinter900 he means that until japan bombed america you did nothing

[3Dbread]

@Sprinter900 so your pleased about dropping the bomb on hiroshima. What a faggot you are. straight not strait. get it right.

[andrewandmorph]

@TheMomentumFM too true, I'm welsh and i hate it when americans say we saved your asses inn WWII, they made a film claiming that usa solved this german code that no one could crack, really it was the brittish

[3636colv]

The 2D adventures of Rotating Octopus Character

[TheJackbee133]

i hate u



[thealex5550]

big mouth

[GrandTheftModTuTs]

Thumbs up if your

BRITISH!!!

[hunter2k222]

look american we made english language thats why where called england so shut your fat mcdonald ass

[damo4576]

@hunter2k222 No, it's called English because it was made in England, we didn't name our country after our language. LOL. If you're gonna insult the Americans (I'm English BTW), at least engage your brain before typing. To everyone else, when it comes down to 'English Intelligence', this guy is what we call 'below average'.

[dragula23]

racist cunts, come to the uk and say that shit

[xdrurogersx]

Shut the fuck you rastis bastard who the fuck do you think you like i will do your fuck ma in ya little shit head go and suck your own dick oww i forgot you dont have one FAGOT

[xdrurogersx]

Your the biggest bullshinig dick ever

[SMuJ17]

So, you hate us for the accent... and because a Brit beat you ad COD... ok.

[DalleDayul]

Can everyone stop the racism? Seriously, I'm 13 years old and I have more common sense than half of you!

[TheMastaDazza]

@DalleDayul Its alright, son. I'm british (don't know if u are or not but) we can handle it. We don't go crying to the authorities jus coz some1 says somethin about our ethnicity. We're to proud. Says somethin for those that do take racism to heart n claims that their proud of who they r, don't u think? not tryin to promote racism, but i jus dont believe that name callin is all that racist. Racism is more when some1 is discriminated against coz of the colour of their skin

[lessavit]

@DalleDayul May you be President some day XD lol

[TheASP015]

You should come to England. Say it to all our face rather than over the internet, pussy!

[JasperPryer123]

WHHHHEEEEEEYYYYYYY 369 DISLIKES

[Djkaplin]

Yeah! and us brits hate you scum yanks too.

[TheJames9999]

u don't understand how cool we are because when we hear you, you sound like a bunch on baby's playing.

[MrRoryThunder]

omg you have a red lightsaber that means your from the dark side of the force >:(

[MyFriendOnFire]

I disliked this video because i believe in hating Americans.

[minerkakashi77]

Well if it wasn't for British people, your fat, ugly snobby face wouldn't be on this planet

[johnnyniall]

OH Usa are jealous FAT fagets itz not our fault we pown america at everything

[leejaymufc12]

all british people don's speak like that you idiot so get a life you stupid cunt fuck sake i hate american people they think they are the best you all speak like nobs fuck you arse hole