Ahmed & Salim | Ep. 1

[aviv12bd]

lol 

[dutchroblox101]

HAHA

[DJshoop13]

did anyone notice the subtitals on top are in hebrew?

[MrTornado503]

monkey= ok

[Kaioken20XGokuHD]

This is THANKS to Ahmed and Salim

Two Dumb Douchebags

XDDDDDD

[DoodiePunk]

2:13 "A bus filled with Jewish citizens"... He was so happy, but.. LOL

[Thesimon0206]

press the button and run = banana split

[123sker]

muslim are cooooooooooooooooooooool

not the terrorist.

[rszarir]

I'm Muslim, but this isn't racist to me. Their being racist to Muslim terrorist, just like how other religions make fun of terrorist which are in the same religion as them.

[danielas191]

Funny lol..

[TheNatters2000]

He carried a bomb said not a bomb

[proassasssin]

This is not ment to insult arabs.

[RobotGirl9]

lmao omg lol when my bro is playing FarCry(shooting game) ill be saying to him please i want to play Sims im bored of this game!!! lol same like Salim xD

[Ecktoblade292]

...And the search for LachoDroogie's comment begins

[Cheekia2]

@LachoDroogie im muslim, n i dont kill anyone. u hate Islam? keep it to urself. do u think i care about fuckers like you

[Maisa6362716]

AHHAHA Im ana arab and I find this shit funny!!

[xXxSRABxXx11]

اقترب موعد قدومنا الى فلسطين ،، سنحرر المسجد الأقصى المقدس

[JimmyCougar]

Just wondering, how accurate are the subtitles to Arabic or what ever the language is supposed to be?

[knightofnightside]

@JimmyCougar

ever noticed that there are words like banana, se là vie and such like that? it's mixed with tons of senseless words which are exposed to say: " language for terrorists --> language for morons" ^^

[JimmyCougar]

@knightofnightside lol So it's all nonsense anyway.  And yeah, terrorists are dumbasses.

[Maisa6362716]

@knightofnightside haha yeah its not really a language for example if u watch other videos u notice that they say lady gaga and its translated to shemale and they say ricky martin and its translated to gay..

[Maisa6362716]

@JimmyCougar they are not speaking arabic.. they are saying random words from different languages but ur supposed to read the subtitles to know what they mean.. for example when they say lady gaga its transleted to shemale and when they say ricky martin its translated to gay and so on..

[COMBATWORGEN]

I am LoL'd when i read the discription

''This video does not make fun of Muslims, it makes fun of terrorists.

Which as we all know, Are a bunch of assholes.''

HAHAHAHA!

[Ailacake]

@lurzax What must there be needed to contribute to art? As for science, no other religion contributed to science. It was all athiests.

[nhoclam106]

Mortal Kombat poster behind the computer

[agsilver2009]

this reminds me of south park but more muslim than ever it funny but like i dont think what luanges it either juberish or some thing made up(idk it doesnt sound like a real launge to me)

[iamgig9876]

lol sand negroes gotta love em, and kill em..

[mew15845]

Yay Hebrew! :D

[ChaosSolider1]

You mad Black Fucks?

[yrtsg]

ya it's not arabic that's the point

[iownall12able]

This isn't Arabic at all! XD Gay = Fudge packer Computer = Bill gates Run = Banana split e.t.c.

[epicduel34]

found funny pic.

[Anaqi1234]

Im a Muslim and this is funny as shit! XD

[DVDXD2]

@Anaqi1234 I'm a jew but I'm not a racist :P

[shahartal1960]

lol ><

[Eagle90]

um... press the button and run = banana split 1:17 LOL!

[MrFrostingbutt]

i remember finding these videos like years ago and thinking they were retarted. Finiding out le internet medley people could make something so retarted... I am disapoint

[dokha]

ive yet to see a video mocking the terrorists as CIA not as Arabs... but i guess its too realistic to be funny.

[BoFahadH]

In Description:

DISCLAIMER

-

Hope your not lying.

This video does not make fun of Muslims, it makes fun of terrorists.

Which as we all know, Are a bunch of assholes.

For those who are easily offended! - please, do not watch this.

[Pr0zNemesis]

@BoFahadH im muslim but this is funny XD because im no terrorist

[Jock21000]

lol this is so true!

[unknown6203]

press the button and run>banana split

[Qalb999]

this is not the arabic language!! haha wtf??

[SatanicGeek]

LoL

[zZKaZuRaZz]

How the fuck does this hilarious animation spawn racist comments??? =.=;;;;;

[TehSalomon]

I think people just don't see the difference between us -

usual muslims with way more strict religion than christianity and

Wahhabis which warp our beloved religion in any way they like to

make mass murders look a good thing...

[awesomezain77]

@TehSalomon well screw you sir

im a muslim and this video is just for fun

they are not makin fun

and stop cussing on other religions and wahabbis

i hope you dont breed

[TehSalomon]

@awesomezain77 who, me?

I'm a muslim myself and my name is Salim.

And I don't remember cursing on other religion even once in my life.

[awesomezain77]

@TehSalomon i know that ur a muslim but salim? wow thats ironic :D

and what i meant was dont talk rubbish of what u dont know i mean saying random stuff of wahabis making clans and stuff

stop it :@

[TehSalomon]

@awesomezain77 maybe one of us is mistaking wahhabis for someone else, lol

[HarelShmoaly]

So many haters >.<" , Why you all cant just enjoy the jokes? Its just jokes :D

[XcaXa86X]

death to israel

[lurzax]

This is not funny at all .. this cheapest video make the cheapest joke relate religion !

[lurzax]

Muslim have contributed nothing to arts/science and are barbaric ? why don't you review Al-Quran and you'll see the truth

[TheDrazevnik]

1.02 - bouhhahaahahha

[TheDrazevnik]

own life - cest la vie

[ChrisTheFailb0t]

That awkward moment when certain morons finally realize Islam is not a race but a religion & hating on a religion doesn't make you a racist... Also, I like this video. Funny shit. To all the people criticizing, lighten the fuck up.

[vopo123]

running = bannanasplit

[COMBATWORGEN]

You are telling the story all wrong this is not the real story the girl arent 9 years old and he didn rape him

[angelogarrigosx]

to ANYONE saying the prophet muhammed married and raped a 9 year old little girl, or anyone wondering if this was true, here is this:

watch?v=K7UBTTd3eB4

REMEMBER that the prophet muhammed was alive HUNDREDS and Hundreds of years ago. things were different.

[angelogarrigosx]

j love how LachoDroogie says "muslims have contributed nothing to arts/science and are barbaric" a few months ago, and then when someone comes back saying they invented algebra and shit he changes the topic and says OH YEAH well they also do this evil stuff.....way to change the subject smartass.

[iamgig9876]

@angelogarrigosx the muslims were the hippies of war back then

[GirlsCallMeZiffy]

@iamgig9876 that's cause most people wanted to kill Mohammed,and because they want to spread Islam.

[iamgig9876]

@GirlsCallMeZiffy cool dtory but muslims didnt invent shit either so dont take that as a complement,,,

[failurbanik]

@angelogarrigosx well algebra wasnt entirely invented by them

[failurbanik]

@angelogarrigosx well ACUTALY they really didnt INVENT al gebra as much as TIE it all together

[iamgig9876]

@angelogarrigosx muslims didnt invent algebra, greeks, indians, and irans did it, the arabs just put it together and gave it a fancy name lol...

[Aresolar690]

@angelogarrigosx I keep things within a 400 year span for relevancy in those type of debates...if a group of people invented something 1000 years ago, great, but its kinda irrelevant to me.

[mandmedlem]

@angelogarrigosx Did they really invent shit? I think that's the best invention of the two.

[rafaelmoshe]

@angelogarrigosx

Actually, you're wrong. Not trying to start an argument, but the ARABS invented Algebra, NOT the Muslims. The Arabs were responsible for many scientific and mathematical formulas. However, like it or not, the Arab nation has NOT contributed anything to MODERN society. Historically, the dawn of Islam has sent this once glorious nation through a downward spiral, leading to a backwards civilization :(

This was taught to me by one of my favorite professors, a Muslim Palestinian.

[jhjameszilla]

@angelogarrigosx but i hate algrbra. theres no fucking bras in it

[humanbeingdan]

@angelogarrigosx Islam - authoritative orthodox Islam - mandates an effort, called Jihad, to establish, by any means necessary (violent means when deemed prudent, non-violent means when deemed prudent), Islamic law - Sharia - as the system of government for the whole world. Islam - authoritative orthodox Islam - sanctions, and mandates, the use of deceit as a strategic tactic - called Taqiyya - in the effort of Jihad.

[humanbeingdan]

@angelogarrigosx Islam is not a race. Islam is not an ethnicity. Islam is a religious political ideology and system of government. Islam - authoritative orthodox Islam (of which there is now a huge revival (which is a revival that began in the 1920's)) is a totalitarian supremacist imperialist racist genocidally anti-Jewish religious political ideology and system of government. Adherents of Islam are called Muslims.

[humanbeingdan]

@angelogarrigosx Muslims did not invent algebra. (Non-Muslim) Greeks invented algebra. Moreover, Muslims usurped, from the very many civilizations that Muslims attacked, invaded, conquered, and destroyed, almost every other thing that Muslims now claim to have invented (things such as the zero, which (non-Muslim) Indians (of India) invented). Furthermore, so-called "Muslim" scientists during the so-called "Golden Age" of Islam were as Muslim as Galileo was Christian.

[OiOrDie]

Why are you arguing about islam?

Islam is a religion,damn it...Its not a race,not an ideology its fucking religion of arabian people!

btw i'm christian

[zac20zg]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH I LIKE JOKES ON MUSLIMS

AND I LIKE SPECIALY JOKES ON JEWS

YOU KNOW THAT ONE

LITTLE JEW ASK NAZZI SOLDIER

WAS IST DAS

AND NAZZI TELL HIM

DAS IST GAS

HAHAHAHAHAHA VERY FUNNY

[Nazri134]

video bodoh

[chamoan7]

It's funny, because what LachoDroogie said sounds a lot more intelligent than the replies hes getting to his comment, things like 'may allah put u in hell" and "You jewish peolpe are gay, and will burn in hell. Like the cristian people." just fuels his argument. P.S. Allah is God so use capital letters if you have respect for him.

[ademaful]

@LachoDroogie

Go fuck yourself you jewish bitch. Islam is the right way. Just becouse we are responding back with power, doesnt mean we are terrorist. You jewish peolpe are gay, and will burn in hell. Like the cristian people.

[dariforest1]

@ademaful binladen.

[HellomynameisBeldor]

1:15

Wait... Banana split?

[Antifacio]

Cartoon is the bomb. Happy terrorism!

[dulin545]

im israeli and im laugthing from this....

[benmozes1984]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Tungsten23]

then again they have all the oil..

[Nikitos253]

@hmd3600 hahahahahah lol looool that video is fake. first 10th channel has it own sybol wich i dont see in that video second of all i dont recognaze the guy there. anyway....you saying cristians are fools?lol who nailed iraq and afganistan?who got the best contrys?wich by the way muslims are runing to?and we not blowing urselfs. you remind me yasser from that show supid sick and you live with lies....any way i know there is good muslims i even know some.but you,your canser of islam.

[Nikitos253]

@hmd3600 abaut jesus....its happend 2000 years ago who gives a shit anyway i live in israel theres no such channel you just randomly trying to make me aginst them.you see your sick. your life sucks so your blameing jews in all your problems how patetic.and the best thing you can do is to go troll on youtube.shuld i start listing the things that muslims did?

[failurbanik]

@Nikitos253 yes make him suffer the site of his sides crimes

[Nikitos253]

@hmd3600 im not jew im cristian.anyway look at you theres no such thing as jewish extremist. proof they just dont blow up them selfs.second of all who the hell are you?i'll stay here as long as i want and dugebags like you wont tell me what to do.and stop blameing jews in all your porblems.and tell me can your "god" tell you if your sick or not?"god knows eveything" stop beliveing in air.in other word. اللعنة عليك

[Nikitos253]

@hmd3600 im pissing on your god .look at you bullshiting araund youtube this is only a commedy show.your sick. Visit a doctor.NOT hammas.NOT some muslim extrimist.and not some anti israeli hater that will say that whatever happens to you made by "evil" jews.

[Nikitos253]

@hmd3600 dude your sick

[sontakarot]

Why the fuck people talking about politics here? I am a muslim, and I find this shit hilarious. Look at the comments ffs..

[MrFal911]

they don't even speak arabic or hebrew WTF

and not funny

[AvaYosri]

loooooooool

[Jcolinsol]

I guess the main difference between this, and Southpark, is that Southpark's creators have a soul, and that reflects in the show having a nuanced, enlightened morality.

Also, Southpark is funny.

[Ilanactingreel]

@hmd3600

secondly over 10 million muslims have been killed by other muslims since israels creation not by israel not by the US but good old civilal war muslims who brutalize the population and commit genocide. Your obbsesion with israel and the US is an externalazation of the lack of education taking place in the islamic world that is leading you guys to not be able to deal with issues within your own culture.

[Ilanactingreel]

@hmd3600

in fact if your logic was correct then why did the mufti of jerusalem kill the jews in "palestine" in the 1920's? There was no occupation back then, or in the 30's Why did the arabs attack israel in 1948 then again in the 50's then initiate attacks in the 60's again. Long before any occupation. There actions to kill innocent children and women in israel has led to the current state they are in not vice verca my distorted friend.

[Ilanactingreel]

@hmd3600

first of all muslims arent dying everyday in palestine so let's at least deal with reality. less than 10 000 people have died in over 60 years of conflict in gaza and most of them are combatants. Also Hamas has wiped out it's own opposition in gaza and openly has in it's charter to destroy israel and since israel withdrew has bombarded it with over 10 000 rockets. Continued in next post

[Ilanactingreel]

@hmd3600

first of all muslims arent dying everyday in palestine so let's at least deal with reality. less than 10 000 people have died in over 60 years of conflict in gaza and most of them are combatants. Also Hamas has wiped out it's own opposition in gaza and openly has in it's charter to destroy israel and since israel withdrew has bombarded it with over 10 000 rockets. Continued in next post

[Ilanactingreel]

@hmd3600

first you become aggressive over the cartoon then when i say that i'ts interesting that all it takes for a muslim to become aggressive is a cartoon and your response is muslims are not aggressive but then within that statement say you are happy about the holocaust and feel that jews and christians should all be burned and die basically? You are aware you contradicted yourself within your own statement

[wegotpowe]

Please flag all these videos immediately. Reasons: Extremely racist, very misleading, making fun of Islam, and promoting hatred. We hope you understand, thank you.

Please send this as a flag message.

[Ilanactingreel]

@hmd3600

why is it muslims like you feel the need to become aggressive over cartoons?

[DarK7WiZaRd]

haters gonna hate.

[Luigi1590]

I WANT AN ICE-CREAM YOU DICK-WAD!!

[99996745]

let me tell u somthing i am an arab and a muslim and it dosnt mean were terrorists ok alot of us are actually against terriosm

[abdullah7792]

@99996745 i know they fucking don't understand!!

[PolMcCartney]

this is nothing compared to the cartoons they put on TV on the arabic channels in syria, iran, iraq and lebanon...

this is at least an adult comedy show

[j0ofez]

Racist bullshit

[NeetRnB]

They really like banana fudge...

[nitsancohen312]

Hahahaha 2 Real Aravic

[erezyosepov]

lol i love this vid so much

[elsparx]

Mmmmmmmm casual racism. Gotta love it.

[Static172]

@paxificy

I bet Asyrians, Kurds and other conquered by the chalifat will argue with all the islam had sciences and knowledge thing...

[najd511]

Israelis!

You Should leave our land and Move! Go back where you come from Racists!

[CandelicaDelJoha]

@najd511 we did come back to where we came from. now it's ur turn, idiot

[adyoman1]

OSAMA was on that bus =D

[LachoDroogie]

@paxificy religion of peace my arse. If it is a religion of peace, why is there so much in the koran about killing and domination. you are a fucking idiot! This isnt 1300AD, this is 2011 and Islam has no place here and now! barbarians!

[Donzq8]

@LachoDroogie did a muslim fuck you when you were a child? did he rape you? were you molested by an Arab maybe? if yes.. I can understand your hatred. If not, you are a racist bigot that deserve no more than a spit of flem in between your eyes.

[LachoDroogie]

@Donzq8 Islam is not a race, it is a political and social ideology (of hatred) more than anything. Islam is the most racist and bigoted ideology in the universe, therefore you have no grounds to call me anything

[MrRatedRRockstar]

@LachoDroogie HA! good joke dumbass

[notahater554]

@LachoDroogie wth r u takin bout, your religion is probablu a political and hated social dickwad nd may allah put u in hell

[COMBATWORGEN]

@LachoDroogie

Are you a retard?

Muslim's aren't killing people or we are not racist!

But looks like you are racist!

You logic doesn't makes any sense at all!

[LachoDroogie]

@COMBATWORGEN Islam IS NOT a race. You are an idiotic barbarian. Islam is evil, open any page of the koran (before wiping your arse with it) and you will see it.

MOHAMMED WAS A CHILD RAPING PEDOPHILE!

[COMBATWORGEN]

@LachoDroogie holy shit bro %99.9 is false who is telling those ridicoules lies?

and btw you said you have no grounds to call me anything and then you are calling me a barbarian wth

all muslims are not afgans

[HSJ2011ofminecraft]

@LachoDroogie DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT INSULTING ISLAM YOU DIPSHIT OF YOUR MOM I AM MUSLIM AND MUHAMMED DIDNT RAPE NORE DO ANYTHING BAD HE WAS THE LAST PROPHET AND HOW DO YOU KNOW AND PROVE THAT HE WAS RAPING GIRLS IN THE KORAN YOU FUCKING JEWISH BASTARD OF DIPSHIT SATAN WILL CHOPE YOUR THROAT OF AND TAKE OUT AND STRANGLE AND HANG YOU WITH OUT WHILE HE IS FEASTING ON YOUR FLESH AND BONES YOU HEARTLES CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!

[dontpushmeonedge]

@LachoDroogie but im muslim and i really dont hate any race, if you make fun of Mohammed fine, do whatever you want, youre not hurting me

[LachoDroogie]

@paxificy it spreads through violence you imbecile. Tell me this, if Islam is the 'fastest message' (barbaric message of misogynists and child rapists) and jews are so bad, why is it that muslims have no contributed anything to the arts or science and jews have won so many nobel prizes? maybe it is because of the fact that muslims are so tied up in their barbaric, bullshit dogma that they don't have time to contribute to the world. Islam is evil and every one who follows it will burn!

[MrRatedRRockstar]

@LachoDroogie Let's see, Arabs were the first people on earth (Iraq) Invented algebra and countless other things. Learn your facts first

[Blackmale187]

@MrRatedRRockstar

Actually, the Mesopotamians lived in Iraq first, and they were NOT Arabs....their descendents were however genocided and all but eliminated by the Arab hordes in the 700's....

[MrRatedRRockstar]

@Blackmale187 Mesopatamia INCLUDED/WAS Iraq. Dumbass

[Blackmale187]

@MrRatedRRockstar

Exactly my point- the people who lived there for millenia were not arab or muslim.... but the muslims did exterminate them and steal their land and achievements, muzzie retard.

[MrRatedRRockstar]

@Blackmale187 Dude you seriously need to read the bible and learn what the fuck you're talking about because i honestly have no need to talk to a dumbass like you. fucking hillbilly conservative asshole

[Blackmale187]

@MrRatedRRockstar

Whatever, douchebag....go blow up a kindergarten like all the other terrorist muslim assholes out there....arabs are from ARABIA and only live in other places because they attacked them and slaughtered the inhabitants....read a fucking history book, idiot.

[LachoDroogie]

@MrRatedRRockstar They also invented suicide bombings and child rape

[MrRatedRRockstar]

@LachoDroogie suicide bombings = Japan Child rape = China. think before yuo speak dumbass

[LachoDroogie]

@MrRatedRRockstar So that makes it okay for muslims to blow themselves up among innocent people and to rape 9 year old girls?

Mohammed was a child raping, mass murdering piece of shit, he is burning in hell with all the other pedophiles!

[angelogarrigosx]

@LachoDroogie

source. who told you this, where did you read it?

explain yourself before insulting others religions.

[LachoDroogie]

@angelogarrigosx It's in the Koran. The butchering of Jews at Medina and the child raping 'prophet' marrying a 6 year old girl...

[MrRatedRRockstar]

@LachoDroogie wheres your proof you pot smoking dumb sack of shit?

[nimbunimbu]

@LachoDroogie HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AAAAA. omg I'm glad my time wasn't wasted completely by clicking on this video because your comments are actually funny once I got over the sad fact that mentally-deficient (NON-RACIST, OPEN-MINDED, OF COURSE) imbeciles like you are breathing the same air as the rest of us. thx 4 da laffs doe!

[LachoDroogie]

@paxificy islam is a disgusting, medieval ideology that has no place in the modern world. dirty terrorists

[paloiu222]

@LachoDroogie

I don't really support Islam and all, and most of their beliefs don't make sense to me.

But nobody has the right to criticize it like that. :/

[IslamicDeathCult]

That was fuggin' hilarious!

[imanzaipod]

@supermiki2 I bet u your stupid dumbass religion isn't any better u are a piece of shit I have a lot of friends that are Christians but u have some mental issues so fuck off other peoples religions dont judge other people just on one stupid fucking show! Ass!

[dubpah]

1,273 Muslims disliked the video...

[TheZAPChannel]

GLIDA YA D**KWAD!!!

[supermiki2]

U muslim's are a primitive race that spread hate towards all religion's.

Inferior races scumbags like U Doesn't deserve to breath the same air that we do.

Piece of shit Religion.

[SGCSabotage]

@supermiki2 muslims are not race :-) Whatta dumbass :-))

[eatmoh]

@supermiki2 im not angry about you because i am a good muslim

@eatmoh wtf is good muslim?