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  • Geez. I think I'll watch this again and see how many times he messes up what he is trying to say.

  • 0:04 "Gun-new".  lol.

  • Well, he is dyslexic. But look at him. He's fucking gorgeous. I don't care what he says !

  • @cutiepiecr I agree XD

  • i grew up around drunks and I think he's drunk, but I give him a pass... he needs a drink every once in a while.

  • he is just tired from covering all the bullshit propaganda the goverment wants him to talk about.. do urself a favor anderson and go home go to sleep and maybe you will realise how much bullshit they put on the teleprompter for you to read...

  • HAHA. So drunk, from one alcoholic linguistics point of view.

  • @animalpins i doubt he is drunk, hes sleep deprived. Having to cover all those stories and the chaos in Cairo he is simply tired and out of it.

  • I promise that mommy Vanderbilt got him the best speech therapist she could.

  • Cooper put down the bottle....Nah just playing Anderson Cooper is a good journalist.

  • He also does have a minor case of dyslexia, so that may be playing into this...

  • CNN rulz compared to FOX

    Anderson, with respect I am nothing like you. I wouldn't want to be you, or your group of do nothing types who chirp and moan for patriots to fall while we ascend and honor the dead who sacrificed their lives for our right to free speech and dignified treatment within our culture. You are not ill, you have never faced the chaotic conditions some of us deal with.

    Do yourself a favour and skip the text next time you are prompted to slap me. BTW, I am not a CSIS agent, ok

  • Yeah he obviously is tired and his eyes are red and puffy. It's only because he actually puts in work to get his story.

  • Trashed

  • He only reports the important stuff.

  • I'm guessing this is one of those "Dont Drive Drunk" Public Awareness things where a broadcaster will have - say - 2 shots every hour. It's a fun way for broadcasters to show (in a safe setting) the adverse affects of drinking on motor coordination, etc. Especially around Holidays when everyone's drinking. Sometimes they'll have a highway patrol officer on hand to comment. Often the DJ or News anchor will also do a quick reflex test every half hour sheerly as a warning. LOVE AC!!

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  • You can do it Anderson. =3

  • Heres a hint: It was the Jonas Bros.

  • He was up two weeks straight?? Bull shit. Like he's not just reading information off of a teleprompter. Anderson is just their face. The real investigators were out there getting all the info while cooper was getting his beauty sleep.

  • @RolandeMusic <---- What he said lol.

  • I wanna get wasted with the Coop sometime.

  • Sounds more like he's robotripping to me. We've all been there.

  • he takes drugs and spits propaganda handed down to him from the higher-ups, all the other comments are opinions

  • L O R T N O C  D N I M

  • He suffered from dyslexia as a child. He probably just ticked once and then got nervous so he kept messing up.

  • @msgabbypants I agree. I drink A LOT and that's not drunk. If AC were drunk, there'd be more than just this short clip. Obviously, he had time to take a couple deep breaths and compose himself during the commercial break. Otherwise, there'd be more than this short minute of misspeaking.

  • DRUNK AS A SKUNK!

  • Haha, oh my.

  • The German state systematically is openly using murder to suppress any opposition since at least 1919. Torture with directed energy weapons was already used in 1908, see my homepage, chapter Psychiatrie-->Zur Klinik der Narkolepsie. They also used large amounts of snitchers before ww1. There are several cases of possible murders before ww1, the most obvious being the famous Rudolf Diesel, see chapter murder on my homepage.You may have translated the texts by clicking the flags.

  • Oh please, he's not drunk. It's Special K (Ketamine).

  • lol he just had an off day. We've all been there

  • @bworiginal , nah ... Slightly inebriated :)

  • At least he is one of few that said Obama.

  • They were all drinking that night.

  • Clearly.  No question about it. Why would you even get on camera like that? Just let someone else substitute for a day.

  • He's GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­:)

  • @mysarita and your point is??

  • @mysarita Since I never slept with him I wouldnt know nor is it my buiness to know UNLESS he personaly WANTS to talk about his sexuality EITHER WAY. I am lost as to how his sexuality either way makes him a bad or good journalist. I love his personality and reporting....the rest, i may have the right to be courius BUT I dont have the right to know UNLESS HE wants to mention it his self.

  • Maybe he is sober, and he usually is drunk the rest of the time.

  • Wow , people do know he's dyslexic , right ?

  • You're just as drunk as he is here. @cutiepiecr

  • wowo, not surpsising his mother was a druggie, he's wasted, get him off the air CNN!

  • He's so cute awe poor guy <3

  • What's the chance. 420 posts before mine. I bet he won't go to work snookered again.

  • He was drunk. We got into an argument the night before and I told him that I would break up with him if he didn't learn to communicate with me better. He could not bear the thought of losing me and got wasted.

  • stonned

  • i talked like that a lot when i was on klonopin. its nasty stuff, you'll stumble and slur your way through everything. luckily i was not on national tv. he prolly is just sleep deprived or struggling to read the words on the prompter or someone fucked up the prompter. who cares he's still sexy as hell.

  • Oh my gawd! He's a mess!

  • wow he IS wasted. 

  • oh god

  • I don't care what he has; excluding std's, he's just so damn sexy !

  • this makes me want to take advantage of him

  • man, he's sexy !!! so sexyy

  • He's still dyslexic I don't care what he says.

  • I want to paint his hair black

  • the zionist mind control was wearing off

  • too funny

  • It sounds like they just slowed down the audio/video a little bit. That's enough to make anyone sound drunk.

  • He's not drunk at all. He just has mild Dyslexia.

  • i think someone's just fucking with the teleprompter

  • he's so hot

  • i love this

    it's adoreable

    normally anderson's on point hahahahaha

    everyone has one of those days

    cmon admit it

  • i love you anderson cooper♥♥

  • Guys.

    He has horrible dyslexia.

    He must of forgotten his medication or something, he's not drunk.

  • @MassacreMadrid There's no medication for dyslexia...as far as I know.

  • lol omg I LOVE U ANDERDON hes so cute

  • This guy never sleeps, he stayed up TWO WEEKS STRAIGHT covering all this chaos in Cario. Anderson Cooper will be covering the end of the world if he could. He is just sleep deprived from sleep because he is too busy being a SUPER REPORTER! GO ANDERSON COOPER!!!!!

  • @jmoxendizzle90 Bullshit, he was drunk. No offense.

  • @iMstrKrft Your entitled to your opinion. He just doesnt strike me as a guy who would get drunk to the point where he wouldnt be able to speak correctly on live tv...maybe all the cocaine he did to stay awake made his tounge swell...

  • @jmoxendizzle90 You can't stay up for two weeks straight. You die after ten days without sleeps.

  • Anderson Cooper shit faced again?

  • "Here's a hint. It was the Jonas Brothers." WTF Lmao!!!!!

  • drunk or sleepy or otherwise altered. fun times!

  • Actually Anderson has said repeatedly he suffers from Dyslexia. He is not drunk, he cannot read the words properly. The word hello, to you and me, looks like hello for example. but for people with Dyslexia, it looks more like ha#$@llo. "Accomplished adult dyslexics may be able to read with good comprehension, but they tend to read more slowly than non-dyslexics, and may perform more poorly at nonsense word reading (a measure of phonological awareness), and spelling" - From wikipedia.

  • lol i did not know much about Anderson cooper but my respect for him skyrocketed.

  • man, he is as pissed as a fart!!

  • he could just be having a bad day =[

  • LOL.

  • new teleprompter intern

  • How bout the man never sleeps?

  • Teleprompter fail

  • Just sounds laggy.

  • 0:45 pause when the flash hits her face. I saw it and went back because I thought it was lines of text, like a subliminal message for us to associate with her face.

    but I don't know WHAT the hell that is. the reptilian believers will tell me it's a holographic mask or something. :-P

  • He recently admitted to be taken Prescription drugs

  • Hate monger!!

  • He's not drunk he's dyslexic.

  • He is americas #1 homo.

  • He is Dyslexic!! gosh hes not drunk.

  • HE HAS DYSLEXIA YOU INSENSITIVE BASTARDS!!!

  • too much man juice the night before

  • probly has a head cold. I was sick past week and made all kinds off communication errors. I even said bosom instead of butt the other day.. Foggy mind plays tricks.

  • @7255202 as in "bosom buddies"? hehe

  • lmao no! he is so drunk! its cute

  • sleep deprivation, obviously. 

  • he does have dyslexia, to be fair

  • He is so cute that I just don't care... he's always charming even talking funny like that...hee!hee!hee!hee!hee! I hope he has a driver to take him home...super cute Andy!!! I love you!!!

  • Anderson Cooper is gorgeous ..no matter how much he drinks

  • Here's a hint... it was the Jonas Brothers!

  • fake. Its a series of flub strung together from different episodes.

  • we love anyway ,the best reporter in america

  • Is he drunk or he smoke too much this time?

  • They were definitely messing with him on the teleprompter, Lolol.

  • LOL! He's well drunk IMO.

  • He's not drunk, he's dyslexic.

  • @unholyedsoul for real or is that a joke in poor taste?

  • @lnfreeman for real. I like Andy I wouldn't joke about him.

  • Anderson cooper's the fucking man

  • did anybody know that ac's great great great grandfather is CORNELIUS VANDERBILT??! that's fucking insane.. and if u don't know vanderbilt is.. get educated

  • @larry89 suck my dick u dweeb

  • Queen Cooper was he throwing down a couple beers with Rick Sanchez to celebrate his firing? Hope they didn't decide to go get in a car and drive somewhere drunk and accidentally hit a pedestrian, because that would be aweful.

  • lol....he's not drunk, he's got a delay in his earpiece ! He's hearing everything with a 1 sec delay...makes talking hard !

  • If you talk in front of a camera for long enough time, you too will be caught blundering words. Nothing to see here.

  • Don't know, don't care. He trips over his words often though, so maybe, he might be super sick, may have taken medication for pain, who cares; AC is the shit.

  • LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL i love drunk anderson

  • he is on a trip

  • @ErickJett What makes you say that? Not a burn or anything, just what's the reasoning behind the opinion? (could've mentioned how it's spelled "conceited", but we'll let it slide...)

  • He is sooooooo DRUNK, I see I was not the only celebrating that night but I was NOT I repeat "NOT DRUNK" my high is a nature high.

  • wtf lmfao

  • lol probably the LONGEST night ever for Anderson

  • hahaha! here's a hint.... aaaaaaaaaah fuck it i'll just tell ya!

  • Anderson tripping ballz

  • lol whatever man everyone messes up I LOVE ANDERSON COOPAH!!!!

  • Hey man, this is Anderson, and I'm not as think as you drunk I am !!!

  • me too

  • We still love him, although this surprises me somewhat since he's usually such a professional in every way. He's still top-notch in my book. CNN is lucky to have him.

  • I'm guessing cold medicine......he's his own worst enemy. He won't stay in bed so he would rather do this kind of broadcast. Just a bad choice I think.

  • Did he say " Once a hi-profile bitch"?

  • @jacksongino LOL! He said, "High-profile bid."

    :  )

  • @jacksongino Punched a high-profile bitch.

  • @jacksongino I thought I heard him say that

  • @jacksongino high profile bit

  • @jacksongino yes he did..... :D

  • sheef justice roberts...lol

  • Is he drunk or is he gay? I'm confused.

  • @MJPKENT "another load should of pulled out and shot in a sock" lol Thats the funniest shite i've heard in a while. Thanx for the laugh

  • WTF....He is drugged or drunk...big time...lol

  • I wouldn't rule it out.

  • hes had mild dyslexia u cunt

  • obama looks like that skinny little nerd kid in school that no one wanted to hang around with so he would go tell the teachers when they were doing something wrong and then would get beat up after school for finking them out......

  • He has dyslexyia, he's not drunk.

  • Oh Yeah, he is high on something.....booze or drugs....either way, his speech isn't slurred for nothing....LOL....love him anyway....Anderson Cooper rules!!!!

  • @JONROSE44 its mild dyslexia not drugs... nor booze

  • @marikitna ....no no, I disagree...I love Anderson Cooper...but he's high here....

  • @JONROSE44 hes reading a teleprompter, thats why.

  • @JONROSE44 yeah a sheep would.

  • CNN is a joke network. I feel bad for anyone who considers CNN a legitimate news network.

    Search for Wolf Blitzer on Jeopardy...pretty funny.

  • @mikeusat Yes, that is correct. ...and what is legit? FOX news?

  • Probably teleprompter problems. Unless there are other clips from that day showing him doing the same thing.

  • who fucking cares if he's drunk? he's educated, good looking, and cute when he's inebriated. at least he isn't uptight and can have some drinks every now and then. hell, i'd get drunk with him if i had the chance.

  • Should liquor him up more often, he's hot when he's confused

  • awwww, the lil snow bunny looks plastered lol rumor is his co-workers back then were harassing him 4 some reason i won't mention and he needed "liquid courage" to show up 4 work. that's the rumor i heard anyway.....and i do have my sources.

  • LOL!!! The CNN people are all wasted all the time. They're always on one thing or another. They all need help.

  • Caffiene or a bad energy drink methinks, the same thing happens to me.

  • Tonsels are worn out from sucking cock!!!

  • @tubaSHANK LOL

  • i think the jonas brothers drugged him. he hinted at it at the end.

  • i think the words on the board was messed up so he has problem with it when he reads it as he talk.... omg...

  • lol hes soo friggin HOT! I watch his show only to see him ^_^

    haha that sounded so stalkrrr but idc shawtys a 10, your right I think its the hair.

  • Uhh... I'm gonna go with yes.

  • why is he soooo sexy lol its the hair

  • i love it

  • He is so yummy! I love this man. 

  • It's time for another drink, sllluurrr,

  • he has dyslexia lol so that could be it but he could be drunk

  • AHAHAHA

    that is sooo funnnyy 

  • This is super funny, he got his drink on early SO WHAT??

  • Hahahaha love him

  • Wino Copper

  • He has dyslexia, which can be exacerbated by fatigue. He's not slurring his words, he's substituting other ones, which suggests he's having problems reading. Plus the fact that he's leaning in towards the camera/prompter. You guys should listen to some of the presidential campaign speeches when they're tired.

    I'm sure that if any regular person were getting the amount of sleep he probably does, they would probably not have perfectly functional speech, either - dyslexia or not.

  • Boozey Speech.

  • Lol hes drunk

  • Anderson Cooper has dyslexia & Drivetime 76, you're a jerk for failing to research this fact, or just being a butt-wipe to ridicule it!

  • Hilerious. The end is the best. hahahahahaha