Stephen Lynch - Priest

[johnslongslaung]

my new youth group choir song

[cerkitboard]

103 Catholic Priests watched this!

[MrBrownLostHisM00]

So you're both wrestlers. How does this have anything to do with the music? Troll on some Ga Ga or something because it's not welcome here.

[ZxTHAB34STxZ]

@MegaMightyena oh!! Ur a wrestler !! So am I bitch I kick the shit out of u in the first round

[JesseZomb]

Epic Mic make-out!!

[NeedsMoreDiversity]

What the fuck am I listening too?

[RaineAtMidnight]

@NeedsMoreDiversity The best song ever.

[sjcsiba]

the lyrics are slighty different from the first version I saw here on YT

[kimjamin1]

lmfao. fuck priests and christianity and religion in general. this is awsome

[iamitalian43]

he has a orgasm when playing his guitar then sucks the microphone

[animeniac2]

i was gonna laugh harder if that microphone shocked him

[redwings5155]

Stephen lynch is the man, he is so funny.

[jewbor]

99 people are alter boys that got touched by a priest

[ab1809]

fucking awesome

[kylecali]

hey, does anyone else have the volume all the way up on their computer but still it sounds like it could be louder?

[KyraPansyrl251]

hm Im a student living by herself

[jimbaldwinful]

This is so messed up...but I still laughed so fucking hard lol. I'm going to hell. Probably see Stephen Lynch there.

[TwiWitchMuse]

I showed this to my Catholic mom...

probably not the best idea XD

[TheFalckman]

@TwiWitchMuse Oh you didn't!? No but thats the spirit :D

[Surferdude1518]

priests can suck my dick!!!, and yes i am young

[blargensmarg]

For something so controversial, this has almost no dislikes

[mahtexas]

He's pretty hot actually.

[179MargoinsManinget4]

ey I am new here and i can be shy and nasty too

[telfear67]

this video made me watch porn about priest and altar boy. I'm disgusting :(

[MrSandman9151]

why the fuck do people look up videos they wont like so they can complain about them? honestly.

[RobdaMaverick]

how come youtube comments are always about dumb religious shit?

[KatEvanescence]

I wonder where stephan wud go when he dies

[WolfgrowlofTacoClan]

For Craig's sake stop arguing and laugh like the disturbed indivduals we all are.

[NMoreno14]

Everyone does have a right to believe in something.I'm catholic,but I do respect other religions or if atheism is not considered a religion I still respected it.I used to believe people who are atheist are not good,but I found I was wrong.I would like to think that atheists want proof such as to see God for themselves,if not I'm sure the reasons are understandable.Even though I'm Catholic,I am not offended because its just a song.He is just talking about a stereotype about Catholic Priests.

[Surferdude1518]

i want this song as my ringtone so it can go off while im in church

[MinM66]

this isnt the version where hes like "well ill never be on tv again... might as well finish it" :(

[MehNameless]

Did I really just spend a whole minute watching a man pretending that he's sucking a dick?

[UNCARING1]

Thumbs up (yup, I'm bein' a whore) if you agree that not only is this funny...but it's also just a damn good fuckin' song.

[Beastealityforthewin]

97 people were not altar boys

[MaFrimo]

97 were alter boys.

[Joeyal123]

Im a pagan and this is funny as shit look up his song Craig

[WindsOfPestilence]

Steven Lynch... Brilliant.

[daivdnight]

He's does that just a little too well.

[TheGhettoBeaner]

Ninety-seven alter boys told.

[UNCARING1]

I really don't know why...but I absolutely love this song.

[AFreeloaderrr]

Some people take this video waaaaay too seriously.

Stephen ftw! Glad I saw him live :D

[MrBFlakes]

@AFreeloaderrr lucky!!!!!!!!!

[legs0fsteel]

@AFreeloaderrr he is dead?

[AFreeloaderrr]

@legs0fsteel I think you better check your resources again. He ain't dead.

[TheMightyDahQ]

@AFreeloaderrr you lucky son of a BITCH!

[emmysima1]

so Feeling like having a little fun? Come see me and lets talk

[Nickzilla1094]

The only joke that I can see here is that there is a god lol christians and their beliefs

[xoxokeanthonyxoxo]

why are ppl so dumb god doesn't hate any1 he loves us all equally whether bad or god he loves us now...... the joke is hella funny and i am a fuck catholic and i took no offence .. fuck off he is a comedian its his job to make fun of everything.. its a joke... now go crawl into ur fucking hole en die cuz you don't know who is god if you say he hates ppl.... wtf yall going to church 4 if yall ent know the mf concept of who he is...... stephen lynch is awesome and funny af live with it!!!!!!!!!!!

[Raiks]

@xoxokeanthonyxoxo I've heard that God hates illiterate people.

[xoxokeanthonyxoxo]

@Raiks well i am happy he came and told you that cause apparently you amazingly special for God, a super human to come from his heaven to this hell to tell you this secret ... you guys are stupid like really stupid... -_-

[Raiks]

@xoxokeanthonyxoxo Nonono, I "heard" about it. But I AM happy that you have decided to break away from that group of people. :)

[ravyn1113]

Alright... Watching this for the first time....

STEPHEN LYNCH IS AMAZING!

[Thesasquatchsad]

to any christians who say everyone else is going to hell-are you retarded, oh wait your a little special ed....your momma dropped you on yoyuor head, now you think you can drive your bread. special ed

[Icyboom15]

@Thesasquatchsad XD It's "drive your BED." Implying that they have a race car bed. You have no room to call anyone "special ed"s. Haha.

/owned

[fanpire715]

I knew this was gunna be bad...I was right. This is one of those things that really shouldn't be funny, but it so is.

[zero2o10]

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[RighteousGoddesS]

Genius! Love the facial expressions lol

[blindwillsee10]

He seemed awfully experienced at sucking that microphone...

[kevincrs24]

@blindwillsee10 just listen to waiting and you'll know why

[ltplauren4138]

haha, good old curruption in the catholic churches! lol jk

[thedarkmoonmidnight]

lmao

[CocoaBear67]

poor microphone....

[emolife971]

2956 ppl are goin to hell :) im comin to

[CocoaBear67]

@knapser12 no fuck cookie-monster. he's the only real person that u just mentioned. :)

[knapser12]

@CocoaBear67 Haha fuck yeah how silly of me! =)

[CocoaBear67]

@knapser12 lol i made a funny. :)

[paubshy]

@knapser12

FUCKING ATHEIST, YOUR GOING TO FUCKING HELL!!!

haha just joking couldnt agree with you more!!! fuck all gods!!!

[Andy97009814]

@knapser12 Let's see...

YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!!!! THE BIBLE PROVES YOU ARE A FOOL FOR NOT BELIEVEING!!!!!!! ATHEISTS ARE EVIL!!!!!! LOOK AT HITLER!!!!!!!!!!! AND GOD HATES SWEDEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you think? Do I qualify?

[MrScarygames]

@Andy97009814 Very good very good indeed. Fuck Christians

[Maymay698]

@Andy97009814 cill out

[MegaMightyena]

@knapser12 fuck yeah dude. i also believe that people are stupid when they tell me i am going to hell.

i always reply " Hey dipshit, I am fucking Athiest. I don't give a shit cause there is no damn hell or heaven in motherfucking first place. "

[DjJadeMoon13]

@knapser12 i wont, if thats what you believe, then fine :3 we cant change it

[chief123456789chief1]

@knapser12 Cookie-Monster is awesome xD

[IAmHoTSHoTzz]

@knapser12 Coming from a big atheist, that was even offensive to me, you have no respect for other people.

[MoralRapist]

@knapser12 FUCK YEAH BROTHER! ill be a bullet shield for you, im canadian. (shoot me, and you will offend the fuckin U.N.

[ZxTHAB34STxZ]

@MoralRapist the U.N doesnt give a shit about canada. i havent even heard canada in like 4 years because its that gay.... so canada suck my dick

[MoralRapist]

@ZxTHAB34STxZ hey dumbass, canada has 75% of all the uranium in the fuckin world. i dont give a shit how many nukes the us has, we can make more. did it ever occur to you that gay people might be tougher than straight people like you and me? i mean think about it! what do straight people like you and i want? "i want a woman...nice and sleek, soft, feminine... what do you want dave?" "i wanna F**K a bloke. i want a big strong bloke for F**k me in the ass!"

^steven hughes, comedy network.

[MoralRapist]

@ZxTHAB34STxZ oh and when i said i would be a bullet shield i was kidding. you are such a moron.

[ZxTHAB34STxZ]

@knapser12 faggety ass swede, guess who really gave a shit about u being atheist??? no one dumass until u offended religous nuts my ass every bod y has religion if u dont believe keep it to ur self but nobody gives a fuck cept sum gay canadians , another piece of info im AMERICAN, THE BEST COUNTRY ON EARTH FAG!!! ill shit on ur no religion head till u fuckin see the light , but if u dont put ur head back in ur asshole

[zanegrey95]

@ZxTHAB34STxZ Uhm America Sucks My Dick ( Yes I Take in Hand I Am Female And I Live In America Curently) The Usage Of 'Fag' In Your Coment Is Rude. I Am Also atheist. And Your In Ability To Spell Corectly Shows Your I.Q. Level Is Very Low And That Puts You In No Position To Be Telling Some Person You Dont Even Know What To Belive In. So Please I Ask You The Shut Your Mouth Because Your Offencive Yourself.

[dakota31898]

@zanegrey95 Speaking of spelling errors, you misspelled comment, offensive, believe, inability is one word, you wrote your entire paragraph in sentence case, and you used 'The" out of context. You are one retarded cookie.

[ZxTHAB34STxZ]

@zanegrey95 Im sorry u feel that way but thats just who i am, BUT i hate people who publicly detest religion and say " fuck God" so he had it coming. My ability to spell??? Thats just shortened out. And Whats wrong with America??? And i have full rights to protect my religion when its offened by some assholes thinking it would be funny to mess with people who have faith in a Religion, because all he wants was to piss ppl off and mess around

[MegaMightyena]

@ZxTHAB34STxZ TAKE A FUCKING JOKE ASSHOLE!!!! YOUR JUST ONE OF THOSE UPTIGHT CHRISTIAN ASSHOLES WHO CANT TAKE A FUCKING JOKE! I'm an atheist and I mess with religous people all the time and they don't give a shit.

[ZxTHAB34STxZ]

@MegaMightyena GODDAMN !!! u r one retarded kid !!! is dick weed the only thing u can say?? just STFU and stop embarssing ur self or ill kick ur metal loving ass .

[MegaMightyena]

@ZxTHAB34STxZ No I can say other things dipshit.

I doubt you could kick my ass. I am a real wrestler, not that bullshit stuff on tv, and I could kick your ass pretty damn fast

[ZxTHAB34STxZ]

@zanegrey9 I also have many Atheist friends and I respect them but I wont respect some fucking asshole saying 'Fuck' toGod and his Prophets for no reason. Oh and obviously YOUR very ignorant and moronic for assuming just because a person's I.Q. is low, it means that person is less than you and me and cant say ant that is true. That proves you are ignorant and I think hypocrisy is one of mankind worst disease. So I "never pray for an easy life , just to be a Stronger man"-JFK

[aslapperdoodle]

damn mic had it comin lmao

[denverbroncos35]

Protestant and this is epic haha

[MegaMightyena]

i should get my dad to listen to this. he'd have a fucking seizure. heh heh heh

[jacquestravis]

last part. fucking funny

[BaeverN]

I'm atheist and I LOVE THIS SHIT!!!!

[snapwrenches]

@BaeverN No one cares if you're an atheist and enjoy the song. Its content is potentially offensive to Catholics and Christians- people of faith.

[BaeverN]

@snapwrenches I was just following the others, the ones who typed "I'm hindu, I'm muslim" etc. And yes, I know that :)

[kingas1992]

i am Hindu and i think this is fucking hilarious

[MegaMightyena]

i am muslim and i think this is fucking hilarious

[dmld96]

Press 7 for the BJ.

[xotreagedyox]

Haha WOW!!!

[KingRuponizm]

what he did to that microphone looks like he learned from his father, LMAO!

[MrDeathslayerr]

@kdfaith93 Im christian and this is funny as it gets also i like the song Craig and its bad but i like it?Just something to think about.

[MrDeathslayerr]

@kdfaith93 Um this isn't about Christianity this is about catholic which is a little bit different my Christianity doesn't have priest's we have pasters

[RuthyRoo27]

@MrDeathslayerr yeah but christianity is still just as ridiculous... god you ppl...

[derrick302]

@RuthyRoo27 haha the irony :D

[MrDeathslayerr]

@RuthyRoo27 YOU SNAKE IN THE GRASS -_-

[Afanmatt]

@MrDeathslayerr

Catholics consider themselves Christian. Only very few protestant denominations see Catholicism as non-christian.

[Brocnar]

The Galgamek vagina is over 3 ft wide and filled with razor sharp teeth, Do you really expect us to have sex with that!?

[arianadouglas1]

96 people are bible thumpers.

[AhoyChancy]

@cutes22 maybe he enjoys singing funny songs I mean maybe he just wants to do this and more power to him

[GMSuerte]

Stephen Lynch, I'll be your altar boy.

[AsylumOfSolitude]

@cutes22 that's exactly what I was thinking

[cutes22]

That was totally hilarious. But he has a beautiful voice, he plays so well, it seems a shame to be wasting it on these asinine lyrics.

[acehard40]

mmm alter boys, so delicious.lol im just kidding

[AaronsWorld2010]

If you cant laugh at your self and your own religon you just seem like an uninformed ass

[reespair290]

c,mon people why the big debate? it don't matter whether you're christian, buddist,catholic,protestant,is­lamic,jewish,pagan,satanic,ath­eist,rastafarian or jedi. it's a joke. he's comedian for fucks sake, and a good one at that. chill out!!!

[DETH19952]

@reespair290 *waves hand* you all want to Chill out. "We all want to Chill out" *Waves hand again* you all missed the like button. "We all missed the like button". there that fix your problem?

[reespair290]

@DETH19952 fixed. may the force be with you. lol.

[here57]

@reespair290 jedi ha

[03Dmartin]

@reespair290 The pope does cover up all the paedo shit in the church though, so most people would be right to find some truth in this song

[dumplingshakes22]

@reespair290 im a rastafarian jedi monk.....figure that one out

[darthsion321]

@reespair290 or a sith lord

[Khajmer]

@reespair290 You forgot pastafarian.

[TheBurningBurrito]

@Khajmer RAmen to that!

[CainLongshot]

@reespair290 May the Force be with you.

[Auburn2014]

@reespair290 I couldn't agree more. I'm catholic and i think this is hilarious.

[HtheKing777]

@kdfaith93 Wait whats wrong with making fun of sick pedophiles who rape boys? This song making fun of them is the least of what they deserve, they deserve to be in prison for like 30 years those scumbags. IMO once you do what Stephen Lynch is talking about in this song, your no man of god, your a sick freak who needs help. And this is a very funny video because they deserve to be made fun of

[dran219]

@HtheKing777 pedo's deserve to die do you have any idea how the kids are scarred mentally

[MegaBGriff]

@kdfaith93 I know a lot of good Christians who find this funny. And besides I'm sure God has a sense of humor.

[manutd233]

@MegaBGriff Nah cus he ain't real :/

[MegaBGriff]

@manutd233 Everyone is entitled to their own opinion :P

[ChocoCoatedLemons]

@kdfaith93 I know you're "just sayin'", you've been just sayin' for months. But there's plenty of people who believe in God and follow the teachings of the Bible, who will find this funny. After all, at no point in the Ten Commandments does it say - "And thou shalt not laugh at Priest by Stephen Lynch", does it?

[blakhawk2265]

@kdfaith93 If this isn't the kind of humor that Christians like/have, then I should be shot.

[ChocoCoatedLemons]

@kdfaith93 I think you need to reconsider that - I know you're not trying to start a fight, but plenty of Christians will find this funny - just look at the top rated comment!

[MZBARBEE007]

WHOS YOUR FATHER? WHO YOUR FATHER?

[aslapperdoodle]

ROFLCOPTER!!!!!!



[joey116691]

lol this guy is funny as hell

[luv4dbiebs]

dude can sing o.e !!!

[shay341]

lmfao im dying rotfl

[l33tCookie]

95 people never speak of what went off that day in church

[EldalyeAncalima]

the best thing is about this, i believe his father was a catholic priest.

[vampiratefairiegrl]

@EldalyeAncalima yes on Wikipedia it says his father was a priest and his mother was a nun I believe lol

[ChocoCoatedLemons]

@vampiratefairiegrl XD They weren't very good priests and nuns if they has enough sex to have a child. Hilarious video.

[Blighted13]

churchies are dumb thats is all

[FoReVeRcRaZification]

who else thinks this is perfect for frollo from the hunchback of notre dame disney version? (imagine he's singing about esmeralda and mabey quasimodo)

[acjub]

Someone has to play this in a church during the priest's speech! :D

[reianne12]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[WTFareSporks]

this song is why i am now Pagan...

[OddOneOut13]

95 priests are saying "WE'VE BEEN FOUND OUT!!!!!RUN ALTERBOYS!!!!"

[mamba1234567890]

@OddOneOut13

sorry it were slightly more.. few thousend more..

[yfyomyn]

@OddOneOut13 lmfao XD

[fairybone0102]

@OddOneOut13 and 96 agreed with you! XD

[kassynassel]

To everyone who's like, "blasphemous bastard" or "what a sicko," first of all, if you don't like it, why are you here? Second, it's a joke. He called himself a singing comedian. As a Christian myself, I find it funny as hell. While pedophiles and priests breaking their vows are very serious matters, even the most serious of things can be joked about. Don't bother taking offense or posting rude comments. If you really disagree with this, you yould leave without a comment.

[pelicanofpunishment6]

@kassynassel

Amen to that. While i'm not religious, you make a good point. even the worst things can be joked about as long as you have the right exaggeration, as George Carlin did with his rape bit. Not saying all this as in "I'll pick on people who've been wronged or are ill/sick/etc." but jokes can always be done as long as you exaggerate the right point. therefore people, this song is epic in every way.

[Gerdra21]

@vividDC It's funny you brought that up since alot of people believe the Shroud of Turin (which holds an imprint of "Jesus") holds an accurate picture of Jesus. But a couple of theories say its actually a picture of Da vinci (who had created a way to hold an image like a modern camera)

[katiebug042]

this is... disturbing ... and uh... well wow.

[michio2013]

Blasphemous bastard.

[Killersfan97]

@michio2013 I agree completely. But you gotta admit most of his songs are funny. I try to avoid this one but I don't blame people for listening to it. I am more worried about the fact that Stephen Lynch was raised a Roman Catholic and has written several songs about past experiences. *Shudder*

[MrDeathslayerr]

the pope made 94 accounts and disliked this video

[JLynxton]

GAWD DAYUM, he is SEXY.

[wakkagonemad]

Stephen Lynch is an amazing artist

[2004ls1gto]

how about all u shut the F up

[bigbrown95100]

Wow dude get the priests dick out your ass don't gotta insult women ...shit o by the way you are fucking retarded

[chrismcnichols]

im a priest...

[bartlebee96]

who else had their cheeks hurting do to the fact that they were smiling during the entire part of 1:50

[McPriceless]

@bpreston5393 U mad bro?

[McPriceless]

@kdfaith93 shut up ya bitch, your a female therefore you do not have an opinion now get into the kitchen and make me toasted ham and cheese sandwitch and deliver to 15 knightfield park, dunsany, Meath

[theangrysmurf12]

@McPriceless shut up man.

without us the species wouldn't fucking exist.

you can freeze sperm, you can't do that with a uterus can you, you chauvinistic pig

[McPriceless]

@theangrysmurf12 bitch you better not be back chatting me or ima smack you upside the face! i bet i can freeze your uterus.. give me a pound of liquid ice and a scalpel ;)

[SquidFace89]

@McPriceless Liquid ice?.....you mean water. Moron =P

[McPriceless]

@SquidFace89 i meant dry ice! you try remembering lil shit like that after working 12 hours in 30 degress weather especially when you only got 2 hours sleep!

[SquidFace89]

@McPriceless im a nurse!!!! remembering "lil shit like that" after 15hr shifts in 30 degree heat is a HUUUUUGE part of my job!!!!!

[McPriceless]

@SquidFace89 big ups and restecp

[Alexander6141996]

@McPriceless and at least I can remember what I'm trying to say, Liquid ice? I don't care how tired you are, you are a sexist pig and an idiot. Are you going to bash me for being handicapped, or standing up to people like you? If you do, you are a pig! I'm not asking for thumbs up for standing up to someone, I just hate people like this

[ChocoCoatedLemons]

@McPriceless Wow... That's pretty impressive, for someone who talks like they completed maybe a year of high school.

And how many qualifications did YOU receive?

Don't even joke about hitting women - it isn't clever, and it isn't funny. It just makes you look uneducated and immature. If you're old enough to work "12 hours in 30 degress weather" (It's spelt "degrees", by the way), then you're old enough to know that assault just makes you a thug, not cool.