I seen samurai cop yesterday and the whole thing was hilarious from start to finish. It wasn't an ordinary unintentionally funny movie since there was intentionally funny stuff mixed in there as well. The resulting movie is basically something noone else can make.
They just stand and watch him burn for about 10 seconds. Then pull out the spare fire extinguisher and blanket from the boot. Clearly set many men on fire before.
I love how you can clearly see the guy's face isn't even burned (the fire didn't even go near it either) but in the hospital scene he has bandages over his face with blood stains. This is so horrible it is awesome.
This movie has the dialogue of a video game's tutorial voiceover: Shoot! Shoot Him! You got him! Watch it! Go! Faster! Go! Go! Faster! All that's left to do is to "bop it."
I love how at the beginning the van is haulingass about leave the parking lot, joe marshall runs back to his car, gets in, pulls up to the road and the guy is like warped back into the parkinglot and slamming on his breaks haha best movie ever... also check out hollywood cop, same director different horrible actors .. almost same script too.. I love them both dearly
I am the "Chipendale" samurai....I made this film 17 years ago and can't believe it is available....I never laughed so hard at the posts and the Benny Hill fight scene all are dead on truths..so much to say about this film but not enough space to get into it ..............how about that wig.....Matt
OMFG Its... Its... It's... It's... BAD ACTING! This seems like a Porno Without the PORN! and thats sad since Krista Lane is a Porn Star!?!? Jesus i could make a better film Blind Folded and a Prick up my ass calling somebody Tyrone from now on!
You left out the best part, the girl in the helicopter says "Good job guys, this calls for a celebration" and without a radio or anything (must be his Samurai enhances sense of hearing) says "You got it! See you back at your place" then they dry hump passionately in their underwear for about 3 minutes. Fuckin awesome movie.
Its a lot better if you get the dvd with Joe Bob Briggs commentary. He does the "mystery science theater 3000", thing where he makes funny comments and observations through out the film.
was this movie supposed to be serious?
TURBODORK2 1 month ago
actually, the best thing about this scene is the music... and given the fact that it's just some generic shit that doesn't say much
lkrnpk 2 months ago
I like how the bumper of the van disappears and re-appears between the cuts. Very artistic.
salihousu 3 months ago
how many people joined the force because of this film
TheDEATHSTARIII 6 months ago
haha the fire extinguisher at the end, it must have grown up during the jump cut
Hot5six4231 7 months ago
It looks like a vintage porn movie but without the porn!
pickerman123 7 months ago
Tommy Wiseau's older brother! XD
TheIcelandicBoy 8 months ago
Shoot... Shoot him!!!!
EyEnOtgAy 8 months ago
2:11 Mean face
Awwscrewit 8 months ago
Guy gets ran over.
"Aw man!"
hahahaha
Spaxx1001 8 months ago
just god awful lol
syxx573 8 months ago
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jakestooge34 8 months ago
Looks cheap, but it could definitely entertain on the level of a popcorn flick.
handsomebrick 10 months ago
Ok 60 responses and NOONE mentions that at 1:08 the african american cop says "Lets call for BLACKUP" ?!?!?!?!!?
Sickness24 10 months ago
At 2:11 to 2:14, is he faking turning the steering wheel? OMFG?? for real dude!!
leilighet205 1 year ago
@leilighet205 Yeah he does a stupid face whilst doing it for some reason.
AustinTasseltine 1 year ago
Note that the passenger side rear tire is nearly flat!!!!
1985typ944 1 year ago
I'm burning! I'm burning!
He's burning!
ShaneDignan 1 year ago
This makes Space Mutiny look competent.
textthing 1 year ago
I like the way the guy driving is dodging the bullets-INSIDE THE CAR.
pretorious700 1 year ago
The music tells you, "it's an action flick"!
4darin5 1 year ago
I seen samurai cop yesterday and the whole thing was hilarious from start to finish. It wasn't an ordinary unintentionally funny movie since there was intentionally funny stuff mixed in there as well. The resulting movie is basically something noone else can make.
TermoShockers 2 years ago 2
This was actually Terrance Howard's first role!!
Dudikoffninja 2 years ago
The Wheel at 2:12 HAHAHAHAHA
efunkhou 2 years ago 3
Greatest sound mix ever made.
RockoMyler 2 years ago 3
Were those explosive bushes that the van ran into?
Sener 2 years ago 6
Yes, it's very biblical. :D
brujaria 2 years ago 5
That's it, somebody turn back time 20 years and do a motherfucking Samurai Cop light gun arcade game. The world needs it.
RockoMyler 2 years ago 2
this scene pretty summed up the early nineties cinemax/showtime era
steampower97 2 years ago
explain more about that era please
Ramongomina 2 years ago
SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT HIM
gasenkotsu 2 years ago 2
ya i got the bastard
pokergirl21 2 years ago 2
WOW thats all i have to say and everyone knows what this WOW means when i say wow ,WOW
pokergirl21 2 years ago
its hard to explain how shuitt ythis is,you have to see it to believe it really
Lunatic4ever 2 years ago
Shoot! Shoot him!
BigDickCheney 2 years ago
Best ADR of all time!
Gotta love the jump cut to the perpetrator suddenly out of the vehicle and ablaze and the van extinguished, lmao.
bjnignog 3 years ago 7
They just stand and watch him burn for about 10 seconds. Then pull out the spare fire extinguisher and blanket from the boot. Clearly set many men on fire before.
DanTheWarder 3 years ago 3
I love this movie
wolfchoir 3 years ago 2
The way they keep repeating the same lines reminds me of a video game for some reason.
This movie looks epic.
Sinewav 3 years ago 5
Man he's Burning !
Ya gotta do something !!!!
Yeah GET HIM , SHOOT HIM , SHOOT HIM
Its a classic !
chrisb271 3 years ago
well if i was a girl i'd marry samurai and have loads of babies.
The guys a diva,he smoulders !!
Samurai cop IS THE DOGZ BOLLOX !!!!!!
chrisb271 3 years ago
Watch around the 2min12sec mark for the Samurai making a sharp turn... he just rubs his hands over the steering wheel!
campbpaul 3 years ago 3
Wow that driver is one tuff mother!!!! He survives getting shot in the neck, a car explosion, and catching on fire??!!
cbs2cool 3 years ago
LOL!! My dads a tough guy!!
mindfreak01 3 years ago
My dad always said the film was speeded up but i don't believe the lying tw*t
Its a great movie,makes starsky and hutch look shit !
chrisb271 3 years ago
Trust me it wasnt speeded up. It took them many takes though.
mindfreak01 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
this movie owns
decepticonsforever 3 years ago
I love how you can clearly see the guy's face isn't even burned (the fire didn't even go near it either) but in the hospital scene he has bandages over his face with blood stains. This is so horrible it is awesome.
mYst360 3 years ago
This movie has the dialogue of a video game's tutorial voiceover: Shoot! Shoot Him! You got him! Watch it! Go! Faster! Go! Go! Faster! All that's left to do is to "bop it."
Gentlenesspact 3 years ago
Great Stuff!! Watch at 2:12 when he's pretending to turn the steering wheel but it does not turn.
JacePanic 3 years ago 4
Where is a the Samurai?
Godzilla1985 3 years ago
WOW I cann't believe I found this movie on here especially this scene. It's one of my favorites since my dad is driving and gets burned, lol.
mindfreak01 4 years ago
LOL! Isn't that chick in the helicopter Tasha Yar from Star Trek TNG??!!
VernianProcess 4 years ago
I love how at the beginning the van is haulingass about leave the parking lot, joe marshall runs back to his car, gets in, pulls up to the road and the guy is like warped back into the parkinglot and slamming on his breaks haha best movie ever... also check out hollywood cop, same director different horrible actors .. almost same script too.. I love them both dearly
toolootool 4 years ago
Holy cow, I couldn't believe this was here! This is movie is so bad, it's actually kinda fun to watch. I may put some more clips up later.
swingkid 4 years ago
I am the "Chipendale" samurai....I made this film 17 years ago and can't believe it is available....I never laughed so hard at the posts and the Benny Hill fight scene all are dead on truths..so much to say about this film but not enough space to get into it ..............how about that wig.....Matt
Bmackavelli 4 years ago
OMFG Its... Its... It's... It's... BAD ACTING! This seems like a Porno Without the PORN! and thats sad since Krista Lane is a Porn Star!?!? Jesus i could make a better film Blind Folded and a Prick up my ass calling somebody Tyrone from now on!
LordBicen 4 years ago
WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO KRISTA LANE ?
RICARDOAGUAS 4 years ago
I think she made her money and retired like Ginger Lynn and Jenna Jameson. Wikki her and see what you dig up...
LordBicen 4 years ago
where can i buy her movies?
RICARDOAGUAS 4 years ago
Robert Z'Dar is the best thing about this movie
sacrificaltotem 4 years ago
you americans dident have make shit t.v in the 80s
cornflakes002 4 years ago
funny u say that since we have the most popular media in the world. Film, TV, music at least.
dandace 4 years ago
Just pointless violence.
escudjo 4 years ago
where gerald?
MAOS007 4 years ago
You left out the best part, the girl in the helicopter says "Good job guys, this calls for a celebration" and without a radio or anything (must be his Samurai enhances sense of hearing) says "You got it! See you back at your place" then they dry hump passionately in their underwear for about 3 minutes. Fuckin awesome movie.
TylerTCampbell414 4 years ago
Dude its sound like a crappy techno song.
Tintindinntinndinntinnn
Shoot him.Tintindinntinndinntinnn
Go .Tintinnnn Faster Tintinnnn Go faster
Slug99 5 years ago
Correction, awesome crappy 80s' synth song. :P
gillianseed 5 years ago 3
Wow! 10/10 for sure!
DARKDEATHKILLER 5 years ago
XD ive seen bad movies in my day, but this...this beauty is insane, who in his/her right mind would give this a green light?.
AgenonTaeche 5 years ago
Its a lot better if you get the dvd with Joe Bob Briggs commentary. He does the "mystery science theater 3000", thing where he makes funny comments and observations through out the film.
Just1personsView 5 years ago
Well, it does have Melissa Moore, so it cannot be all bad, but yeow! does this look to be awful.
ccchaney 5 years ago
Oh it is! But it's awful in an incredibly entertaining way.
brujaria 5 years ago 4
And the winner for best original screenplay is...
"Shoot! Shoot him!"
"Shoot! Shoot him!"
"Shoot!"
"Shoot him!"
udar55 5 years ago 9
"Go! Go! Faster!"
"Go!"
"Go! Faster!"
brujaria 5 years ago 2