"I was Twelve..." from The Vagina Monologues

[xxxLoveMyLyricsxxx]

This is random but very amusing!!

[AbuAlSharaaf]

This is the definition of first world problems

[spencerg4488]

filthy, disgusting whores.

[JJ543jj]

@spencerg4488 oh I'm sorry, we can't embrace our bodies?? There is NOTHING wrong with periods!!

[spencerg4488]

@JJ543jj you're a moron.

[davids4250]

Any one who has a vagina or is interested in them should watch the Vagina Monologues! Wonderful!

[patsybob]

let the vagina talk! It wants to tell its story!

[spo666tty]

Ok, that's good and all but seriously get back in the kitchen.

[HasbeenTuna]

The best VM performance I've seen so far. Very entertaining.

[sailorfuckyou]

this is awful

[TheTreasure209]

the girl in the cowboy hate..... named monique she rocks!!!!!

[emlodik]

Jim Steinman should write a musical version of this play; can you just imagine the hit songs that would come out of that? "Total Dykefest of the Heart," "Holding Out for a Lesbo," "Tonight's What it Means to Eat Rug" and "Confessions of a Feminazi" will break all cast album sales!

[TheHealerShannon]

Once I didn't have my period for two months.  About two weeks before I finally got it I was going through terrible cramps and I just really wanted it.

When it finally came, I was so excited I told my friends that it was almost as good as christmas morning. Now every month I declare on my friends facebook that its "christmas morning"

haha Nothing wrong with periods. :)

[Volf99]

@TheHealerShannon thats gross

[chelybellies]

I cant wait to see the Vagina Monologues when they come to my school! its pretty funny.

[PurpleRaam]

This is the dumbest shit I have ever heard. Who the fuck wants to hear a rant about vaginas. If someone made the penis monologues it would be sexist. 

[sneekz07]

@PurpleRaam Women obviously.

[DASW7]

@PurpleRaam What's hilarious is that men are men, and have no need to rant about their genitals. Not a lot of women either, this is only the result of the death of theatrical performance. This and Avenue Q.

[solelymyself]

@DASW7 Men rant, or more so brag. Men walk around all of time time talking about their junk. They talk about the girls that they fuck or the size they think that they are. But once a woman talks about her vagina, it isn't only men who don't want to hear about it, but women too. The word Vagina is a medical term, not a dirty word. And theatre is filled with monologues. I think that the monologues take a great deal of courage to perform.

[chloelivi]

@solelymyself stop being a victim



[Volf99]

@solelymyself men do that because their "status" is already that of a primitive, animalistic, beast. Just as you would NOT be shocked(maybe annoyed/disgusted) if a dog put its face in poop, you are told not to be shocked by such primitive behavior as that of which you described .

[shivakrishnarama]

The Vagina Monologues ??? A monologue is something late night comedians do, do girls want their bells and whistles to be associated with that ?

[12321gigi]

@shivakrishnarama do you know what a monologue is?

[shivakrishnarama]

@12321gigi Hey don't gimme no guff mizz smarty pants, or I will make you my girlfriend.

[12321gigi]

@shivakrishnarama .... wow. you've finally found out how desperate and disgusting you are that you have to use being YOUR girlfriend as a threat...

[shivakrishnarama]

@12321gigi O Come on hunny bunny, I wouldn't touch you to scratch you. I am a firm believer in God and the necessary evolution of mankind toward divinity. I am 28 years old, 6'1, 170lbs guy and I haven't even had sex yet and won't unless I get married. I can assure you, unless you believe that as humans our main task in life is to further our relationship with God, there is less than a 0% chance of this conversation being anything but a distant memory in the future.

[12321gigi]

@shivakrishnarama .... since when did waiting until marriage or a relationship with god have anything to do with this conversation? my initial point was to inform you that a monologue isnt some late night comedy routine. its a solo acting piece that most people take seriously when performing it

[solelymyself]

@shivakrishnarama regardless of what you consider a monologue to be, VAGINA is NOT a dirty word. Women should be able to talk freely about it. And The Vagina Monologues bring awareness to people about sexual abuse and the stigma associated with rape and sexuality.

[TheVerySpecialThommy]

bitches and whores

[solelymyself]

@TheVerySpecialThommy You better not be speaking about the performers of this monologue. Just because a woman is sexual, doesn't make her a whore. We are too conservative about sexual topics, regardless of the psychological implications of repressing our sexual identities. The Vagina Monologues speak on behalf of this stigma involved with rape, sexual abuse, and sexuality. Watch them, you may learn something.

[milesbennettdyson]

@solelymyself If this video's theme is any indication, I've learned that it's okay for adults to ply 14 year old girls with alcohol in order to commit statutory rape, so long as they enjoy the experience. Thanks for the lesson! /sarcasm

[JJ543jj]

@milesbennettdyson This has nothing to do with rape or sex for that matter. It's girls recounting the experience of their first period.

[milesbennettdyson]

@JJ543jj Look up "The Little Coochie Snorcher That Could." All the sweetness and light of cutesy vagina talk doesn't cover up the fact that Eve Ensler glamorizes drug-induced statutory rape in the Vagina Monologues. I figure people should know about that when hearing anything about the Vagina Monologues.

[MakeupMainly]

10 years old, the first girl in my class to get it. I was terrified then (my friends were over, swimming in my pool), but now I embrace it. There's nothing wrong with your period if you know how to handle it. If you think about it, it's kind of an amazing process.

[mynamestyrri]

@MakeupMainly im 12 and havent startedddd.

[SweetEnvy010]

@mynamestyrri i was 13, tyra banks was about 16

[DurwardMatt]

This video makes me glad I'm a dude

[OldZLand]

I was 12 and out bowling with a friend :( it was such a bummer. but now we sometimes call being on our periods "bowling". but i love periods. When my girlfriend gets hers she gets horny ;)

[LaceyTriumph]

Love this!

[mynamestyrri]

im 12 & havent started :( FML.

[lalalalovely1000]

@mynamestyrri A year from now you'll be saying FML every month when you do get it. It's not such a good time.

[WhyWalkWhenYouCanRun]

@mynamestyrri Count your blessings. Its not something you should want

[VAMPIRICROCKSTAR]

@mynamestyrri You haven't gotten it?? LUCKY!! IT'S PAIN AND MESS!!

[rainbowmuppet]

I was worried something was wrong with me because I hadn't gotten it.

Now, I'm worried something's wrong with me because I cramp so bad.

[Genophilia]

when i was young i kept wishing that i would get my peroid to feel like a woman,

i never regretted wanting something in my life more. but anyways the vagina monologues are amazing

[spinebreakerchick]

@Genophilia i cried because my period wouldnt come, then i cried because it wont go away. ahhh the trials of becoming a woman

[Genophilia]

@spinebreakerchick  haha, i couldnt agree more.

[guesepierre]

thank god i had four older sisters

[20MrBigmac]

You know what you never would see. Guys talking about our first ejaculations we're to busy firing off new ones

[elabta]

I just saw the vagina monologues tonight, and they didn't include this, but it was still wonderful.

[theaircadet]

enlightening and humorous.. 5 stars

-The Duke of Motown

[jadag97]

ACTUALLY IT IS VAGINA MONOLOGUES

[2people23]

its POCKETBOOK MONOLOGUES!

[kittenwitten]

@2people23 It's now called the Vagina Monologues.

[jewishdad]

white girls and vaginas.

[goinginwater]

my immgrant mom...aka village girl mentally torchured me through all of this. everything i know i learned on my own. i'm gonna be an open minded mom when i get there one day..i dont blame her though :(

[lacidar321]

i dont know whats funny about this O__O

[welcomegohome]

neither.. do i o_O

[luvinlivinlife]

that was funny.