THE FINGER

[aestheticpardox9]

I mean it's pretty important it's my finger lolol

[Meroroko]

"he probiby ate it he was pretty hungry."

This vid made my day

[orchimaru123]

LOL 

[clboy35]

what happened?...i cut it off....y?...i didnt need it ...HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA YESSSSSSS

[1723soccer]

i found it !

[TheTjw89]

@warfreak1111 and you need to lay off the burgers

[firebat42]

That kid needs to work out. Or at least start eating more.

[MaseRemix]

good job

[ATearInAWord]

Well.. uhh, what are you gonna do?

hahah :)

[jessicalynnm88]

oh my god cant stop laughing

[llamalover02]

This guy can really stick to his guns and keep a straight face! WIN!

[sergioakaliltroll20s]

"well i cant take mine off" off hahah!!

[redKELLYMHRCH]

i feel bad for laughing at this cuz HE GOT HIS FINGER CUT OFF! but then, THIS VIDEO IS FUNNY!

[deltacosquad002]

does any one know what the RED TEXT THAT READS TRUE STORY at the beginning is?

[GamersRage]

that was my brohan jesse in the grey beanie he told me about this.

[goonodeath]

How the fuck do you cut your finger off in a lawnmower?

[betweenthedayband]

You should have asked for one of their fingers as compensation >=D

[EDWARDxELRICxLOVER]

super cute guys super hilarious video :)

[sharpy82295]

i love this guy

[amanderpander24]

Haha "Like, what do you take off your finger, and like Yo, here's my finger!" LOL

[popcicleshooter]

i love how the kid tried to offer him some dibs lol

[The905thugg]

lmao I dont need it!!

[piglettesandmuffins]

@ItWeNtBo0Om wooooooow 

[piglettesandmuffins]

@ItWeNtBo0Om umm,who cares?

[veronicacline]

haha i wanna see your actual hand =]

[veronicacline]

haha i wanna see your actual hand



[TheDeathMetalMaster]

keep pressinn 6. YMCA!

[MegaMiniMovies69]

Keep pressing 8 :)



[gowestern]

the finger, did you need it?

[jayfiver]

keep pressing 7

[J3TProject]

@hieu12345dagger wrong hole bro

[longlivethedead420]

hahahahahaha!!!!!! one of the funiest things iv seen in a while

[AttunedFlux]

"well, i cant take mine off.."

[Crawler929]

@SkypeBucks Get Firefox then Adblock Plus.  Problem solved.

[SkypeBucks]

@Crawler929 .... Haven't we gone over this before lol

[l00seg00tyh0les]

lol hes so short

[USMCjcampbell]

goddamn at 1:15

[snopbox]

the kid in the red sneakers was the same kid from the Jack Vale substitute teacher farting prank! Am I wrong? I don't think so! lol

[Anyyrod]

Damn look at that girl at 1:15.

[silenttbobb217]

uncle john definately reminds me of this guy from my work that always talks to me

[ivoryjacks]

hahahah this is the best video ever uncle john. you're a master.

[vanessa11223344]

"You just said ayee here's my finger !? " lmaoooo

[reemrai182]

white kid have white skin hahaha

[CyberOfficer]

Omg thats next to my school! haha nice!

[smilewitherain]

@Dabearszim1 It shouldn't matter what he's wearing.

[smilewitherain]

That's fucking amazing. I like the kid in the skinny jeans. He amuses me.

[DaanaJo]

Boy in beanie <33

[JTC31290]

1:04 - 1:08 daaaaaaaamn.

[YeJiub]

How did you cut off your finger with lawnmower?

[xknockoutx]

If this video gets 1000 likes I will give Uncle John his finger back.

- Your friend the lawn mower

[NotReallyHereSoYea]

I love that one kid, "why?" "Well why do you need it now?" "I can't take mine off" He was the best one out of all of them.

[GranTorino429]

Snooki at 1:05-1:08..LoL

[hoardan007]

the kid with the beanie is the bigges fagget ive ever seen

[Alexfreak6219]

1:04 - 1:07....DAMN!

[rappakid4]

you shudda said its in my basemaent can u guys help me fing it ....... its a finished basement lol

[CarlosBarrera393]

Hey Uncle John, you should try doing spinoffs of Jack Vale's "Paranoid" and "Nonsense". You could totally amp those up.

[Poopdogg24]

Kids think ur crazy but they're bein pranked. Haha

[CherubicGuardian]

Uncle John you actually cut off part of your finger? Man that's rough

[killerandom2]

LOL he probably went to the doc. with his cut off finger and was like "here i don't need that." in his mono-tone voice.

[Togain]

@killerandom2

Lol first truly funny comment I've seen on one of these videos.

[chris96kalonji]

1:35 it looks like kid was giving the middle finger

[kcir311]

@Dabearszim1 he looks like a spider

[justy443]

looks like a homo group period to me

[Mich0uz]

" Well I can't take mine off " lmfao....

[robscherer123]

Your stuff is funny as hell. I don't know why these don't have more views, they're hilarious.

[andy7dud]

1:07 GODDAMM

[Lovelylady42582]

@Dabearszim1 which kid?

[SuzzieMarieRose]

hahahahahahah hahahahahahah stupid kids lmao!!!

hey atleast they were nice about it and not being mean or talking shit or something..

so yay for that! : )

take care love alwayys && forever ~ Suzzie Marie Rose<33

[tegs416]

you wanna smell mine 

[woodyfly]

Those kids are rather nice for even trying to look for it lol

[MultiAwesomeness5]

he was pretty hungry, he prolly ate it

[CyanPaul719]

1:08 I'd hit that

[StrokedGT]

@CyanPaul719 white shirt and black shorts, me too

[drewbucs222]

@CyanPaul719 no doubt

[kargull159]

@CyanPaul719 i believe it's "i'd tap that"

[TheMarriah1233]

@CyanPaul719 lmao...me too lmfao

[XxFindingFakessxX]

@CyanPaul719 With my car.

[timothyscottgilbert]

@CyanPaul719 I did!

[anonymous828282]

@CyanPaul719 You can't even see her! GOTIS!!!

[kdoggamous]

lol wtf

[rpgfx]

you probably kicked it out in the road, huh?

[eggsi619]

mannnn look at those fine honeys at 1:05!!!!!

[Drewha696]

"How'd you lose it?" "I cut it off." "Why?" "Cuz, I didn't need it!" LOL..good stuff.

[awkword519]

Is that Nancy Botwin from weeds??? The girl on the far right???

[1celebslideshows]

@awkword519 omg i didn't even notice! That's freaky

[cookiesonsteve]

well I can't take mine off lol

[ironmaiden5671]

@Skivenski aren't you cool

[Skivenski]

@ironmaiden5671 yeah I get that a lot.

[SomeoneNamedTom]

wait u really got ur finger cut off by a lawn mower? :O that suxx

[arctrooper62]

@HardcoreCaliKid you can't even spell tough.

[HardcoreCaliKid]

@arctrooper62 No, I could, it was a typo. :S

[SuperKendralicious]

@HardcoreCaliKid hahahaha

[Skivenski]

@HardcoreCaliKid lol

[HardcoreCaliKid]

@Skivenski ........... :D

[m4ster017]

have u seen my finger?

[TheAmateurFilmMakers]

is that jake on the wall"?

[Whiskie11]

UR AWSOME MAN

[TheAirsoftShadows]

"i cut it off..." "why?" "Cuz i didnt need it!" AHHAHAH lmao Uncle John haha.

[TheAirsoftShadows]

"i cut it off..." "why?" "Cuz i didnt mean it!" AHHAHAH lmao Uncle John haha.

[santiago1234567890]

@TheAirsoftShadows he saied...cuz i didnt need it jajajaja even better

[Germanisme]

I love the hardcore kids hanging out at a wal mart..

[catfisher10100]

"i didnt need it"

[jigglesshep]

uncle john why you so short

[OhHappyDagger89]

I laughed so hard it hurt.

[TraNceR707]

@baitz0r yeah i iknow eh!

[cougarmvp35]

haha their eating 'dibs' those are good.

[godhand1001]

haha, at least the skaters were nice and acted like they were gonna help

[sparkydog120]

those kids go to my school

[yulexaa]

@sparkydog120 you should show them this video

[taffydavenport1]

"You never left your finger anywhere?"....bwhahahahaha!!

[jhonen32629]

"I left my finger here..."

Lol

[GoldenRule111]

im sure they have seen plenty of fingers.... in their ass... lol

[Vladasskel2]

ROFLLLLL so goood!!

[brnmbrns]

"Well, ya know. What are you gonna do?" hahahahaha nice diversion!

I love this guy!

[AmeliaUSA]

Well oh my! John! What are we going to do with you? LOL!

That kid asked you how did you lose your finger & you said you cut it off & he said why & you said "Cuz I didn't need it"! HILARIOUS!

"You never left your finger anywhere?" LOL John!

Thanks again for all the great videos!

Luv ya!

☺♥♥♥☺

[ryan4447]

hahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahah­ahahah

[frentable2]

GOLD !!!!!!

[sk8erfreak9242]

i think these things almost embarrass myself lmao but i love it soo much

[lololol36]

cu... cuz i didnt need it.

[fall3nsktr]

lol!!! "how did u lose it?" "i cut it off" "why?" "because i didnt need it" "then why do u need it now?" hahaha something an 8 yr old would ask

[LoveMeOrHateMexx1]

WTH Hahaha!

[MoCityDon1508]

LOLL

[jordy7107]

thumbs up if you don;t know what happens with his finger

[1freakykid]

lol Those guys remind me of my friends. At least they were nice. That was hilarious though!!

[flyingstepsx]

@ 01:08 ..nice chicks.. specially the girl with black shorty...nice azz

[1elementskater1]

@flyingstepsx hahahahah helllll yeahhhhhhhhhh!

[GTA4Junkie1]

hmmm 11 ppl who are missing a finger missed the "like" button. Shame.

[handsanitizerftwx]

Why do people fight through the comments sections lol that's so funny.

[sphinxtnt]

finger crisis

[upload]

@Gary80965

fuckin idiot, because i look at comments like a normal person, i dont respond to someone telling them how to spell because its youtube, fuckin idiot go read a book or go do some math fuck head

[Gary80965]

@upload Wow, what a witty response, how long did that take you to think of? You've probably been locked in a basement since December 30th 2005 when you made your account and that's why you're so angry.

[upload]

@Gary80965 ur the angry kid for attacking some guy for no reason dumb fuck

[Gary80965]

@upload Ok, first: why would you call me a kid when you don't even know my age? second: I didn't attack anyone. third: you're a retard and I'm not replying to any more of your comments, if that makes you happy, then ok, you just keep living your pathetic little life in front of your computer screen and try to be an internet hero. Goodbye asshole

[damamaify]

it is not jake .jake is better looking

[damamaify]

haha

[terrorsquadlith]

how come on the left theres the kid from jack vale videos who's associated with uncle john ? fake vid ?

[jands831]

@terrorsquadlith there is NO kid from jack vale videos you are mistaken the video is not Fake

[jackvalefilms]

@terrorsquadlith R U crazy? How does that kid look like my kid? Because he has long hair? That's not Jake dude.

[jonasfamilylover14]

sorry about your finger!!!!! that must have hurt! =(

[coffinperson]

The kid sitting on the far left looks like Jack Vale's son, Jake.

[Skankpronger]

@coffinperson that is Jake he was playing along

[jands831]

@Skankpronger thats not jake look again!!

[jackvalefilms]

@Skankpronger You're crazy man. You better take a closer look. That is NOT my son.

[jands831]

@coffinperson No way take another look that is not jake

[jands831]

@coffinperson nope not jake

[luciofited]

love

[hayharut]

lol

"i cut it off"

"Y?"

"pft.. i dint need it"

omg that made me lmao so bad!!

[bennerkitty]

hilarious!!! love it

[watzgoodinthe711]

lol 

[Foderick]

oooohhhhh :-( feel better uncle J. thanks for still making us laugh really hard :-)

[rootvalue]

Did you lift up the lawn mower, point at the blade and say, "I need that"?

[jasminejokes]

you never left your finger anywhere? well...i can't take mine off...

LOL

[setam1]

uncle Jon is tha best

[ShannonBrownFan]

the guy in element shirt lokks like jake vale five years from now

[Yumyumtuna]

aahaahahahah

[mkinison74]

LMBO!!! "I cut it off" "Why?" "I didn't need it" "why do you need it now?" "Cause I want my finger!" xD

[Jerryinak]

dam look at the booty walken by

[soccerpayer11]

LOL they were like what????

[MassEffectInUrPants]

Hahaha I love you so much for this =D

[mpchead621]

hahaha 

[hjgrsbdt]

Lame video.

[CMSaul]

what a fag, in his skinny jeans

[jands831]

you are the funniest uncle john

[trigger575707]

i love how u have a sense of humour about losing part of your finger lol

[sweethraetbaby]

lol did you readly cut it off? it looks like the girl ranway. lol vary funny love it

[dmengeler]

That's weird... my friend's dad just lost a finger yesterday.

Bet that sucked!

[Supportahol]

lol

[dream492rds]

the funny thing is that some of them think they're making fun of you...;p

[Kandystar101]

Aww..Im so sorry about the incident, but this is hilarious! I loved it ;))

[lonewolf7999]

I thought at first when I read the title, it was going to be John walking around asking "pull my finger", but it was all good. It was funny none-the-less. Good work, John:)

[carpenoctem66]

I love how they're trying to be funny when in reality they are just embarrassing themselves more.

[punkit743]

Kids think they are being funny when piss is being taken right out of them, good stuff.

When y