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  • congrats kid, you have an insain audience

  • I don't eat cheese because it's disgusting, but it's not disgusting to pee all over people.

  • my favorite daxflame moment was either when he said "I AM A RED MOUNTAIN" or when he yelled "EARTHQUAKE" and shook the camera around but accidentally hits his head and he almost starts crying

  • "This might be my last blog." A classic line for any occasion, imo. I use variations of it, quite often.

  • Very nice video, man! Loved it. Went straight to my favorites!

  • i fail to see how this is funny at all. im only checking him out because bo burnham said he was a genius.. the only genius part or funny part about this was where the tape almost tore his face off.

  • Dude, you are the spit of Jimmy Carr

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  • FANS OF DAXFLAME CHECK THIS GUY OUT LOL: youtube.com/user/ShoeboxWizard­s#p/u/28/7PSwZ4U-YkM

  • Aaaahhhh Fire!! lol

  • damn i love this boy :')

    he just amuses me so much..

  • PEE FIGHT!!!!

  • Rofl, Dax is awesome.

  • is he retard?

  • This is really lame

  • I couldn't help but die when he was freaking about the cheeseburger.

    Gross. EWW.

    Cheese.

    CHEEEEESE.

    I DON'T EAT AAATTT!!!!

  • I have no idea if this guy is for real or not. Either way, he is a lamb of God.

  • daxflame=rape product

  • .............................p­ee fight?......

  • from 2:01 to 2:07 and 3:13 to 3:16 did anyone else seem to think that he was constipated?

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  • Hahaha, your soooo cutely hilarious

  • how can the most uncoolest person on the planet and the history of all humanity be soo funny to watch its like being stupid is him being hypno toad were all inslaved

  • WHEEEETT WHEEEET WHEEEET!

  • Words hurt more than if somone throws... a sledgehammer at your crotch over and over! And if your a girl than it like hits you in the face! Daxflame

  • i love how his tie is tucked in his pants

  • mine was the red mountain

  • My favourite moment, The convienient truth, GAS PRICES!

  • Why does eveyone think this kid is an actor he can't act...

  • @45Cloud45 cough cough "jealousy" cough

  • Pee fight is probably the best, though I like fast track to fiendship because of it's irony.

  • fucking love this kid. everybody thinks his deal is real LOL

  • this needs Earthquake

  • basket case .. perfect song ..

  • pee fight..

  • hes been selected for a new movie called project x

  • @tom4cfc123 Yeah he's the best actor ever :P

  • Basketcase!

    

  • If you appear in Tosh.0 its not my fault.

  • 3:28 strokin tha blind?!

  • die

  • I like the one where he can't make the water bottle explode so he starts crying. Lol I almost pissed myself.

  • Im just wondering. Is daxflame acting or is he just like that. dont want to sound rude or anything. but.. you know what i mean :/

  • @DJWaFFle996 He is acting. He has a seperate channel. It's on his profile. He's simply a comedian.

  • @DJWaFFle996 actor lol a very good one he got selected for a new movie by the same director who did the hangover :P

  • No, he's not acting, you have no proof of that. I'm 99% sure he's not right in the head. Who would even bother to waste their time putting stupid videos like this on youtube?

  • we were goth, both going pee umm...IDIOT..

  • reminds me of michael scott but emo

  • i dont eat cheese either lolz

  • fast track to finship! :D

  • shey from sheytards likes him

  • Yea he is retarded and yea he is trying to 'act'. thats what makes it so great

  • Is he retarded? serious

  • @nelson2600 yes he is acting... and he TOTALLY needs to get his ass in hollywood!!

  • ftw

  • @ViViBi27 #LOL its #FTW

  • HEY BERNISE

  • officialy retarded person

  • Lol

  • Face Palm

  • a daxflame, my cousin told me this one,

    how do you make a handkerchief dance?.................

    you put a little boogie in it !!!

  • Wow little mad there john.Anyway is this kid for real

  • You are fucking retarded. Not one second of that was funny!! Pieces of shit like you are the reason why Youtube is gay. I mean just STFU!!! Why don't you go back to church camp and get molested a few more times and repress them like I am trying to repress this shitty video.

    P.S Fuck you

  • @bigjohn1496 you mad? =D

  • @bigjohn1496 you must be jewish. only such hatred could be set upon an innocent person like daxflame, unless it were someone who had take years of persecution (jews...) dirty jew.

  • my 25 year old cousin lonnie larping in the forest acting like a t-rex LOL!

    check my chanel!

  • the only thing that made me laugh is when he took the tape of his face and that's because he suffered...seriously i soooooooo hate this retard

  • I hate this kid with all my heart

  • #1!!!

  • comedy joke LOL

  • My*

  • You stole comment! yeah, he's an awesome actor.

  • @Gabumon54321 no,hes a perfect actor.

  • Hes a really good actor.

  • yeah i believe he is just acting

  • This guy is REALLY retarded I can't stand him the only reason I watched this is because I was curious about what his videos are like

  • he's THIIIIIS close to explode at 3.15

  • he's oddd

  • my fav moment was MOM

  • love this guy =)

  • ya"ll will never guess what I did. i left my laptop and went out and interacted with people

  • I really, really, really hope this is an actor!

    If not; ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­a:))))))))

  • It was the perfect plan. AND IT GOT TURNED LIKE THIS IN A TABLE IN A SWEATSHOP, AND I GOT CRUSHED!! IN MY OWN PLAN!!!

  • America has failed

  • 1:53 !?!?!?!?!? wtf...

  • i kind of don't like it because it's acting... but he is funny. it's sort of rude though too..

  • I feel bad laughing at this kid because he probably had down syndrome or something.

  • @RyeGuy604 HAD down syndrome? You cant cure down syndrome hahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • @RyeGuy604 nah dude hes acting

  • this is acting not real

  • @caecae24

    This isn't acting, this is retardation!

  • @Turanli

    no its not retardation. look it up

  • @Turanli

    Resmartation.

  • It's acting, stupid. Go watch some of his videos. He's just playing the character he created.

  • @Turanli

    Not retarded

    REsmarted!!

  • THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!

  • type of autism, its not that uncommon.

  • @Tgruss I think he may have Asperger's, not sure though.

  • so i'm reeeally not trying to be but is something wrong with him or is he just the best actor ever?

  • #6.. (pee fight) does he have touretts??

  • basketcase!!

  • 1:23 CHEESE CHEESE! LOL

  • this kid is such a retard but hes hilarious

  • aww dax... you make me laugh so much (:

  • bahaha he spits on his friend?!? k you guys is this for real or like and act?!

  • rofl, #8 is epic hhaha,

    and my favorite moment of him when he was showing somwthing on his chair and actually fell off it XD

  • thanks for posting this, I miss him a lot as well

  • the best one is where he gets into a fight at PE, but its not on the list

  • i miss dax flame so much :(

  • "we were never friends..." said jacob.

    lol.

  • I like when he talks about his friend's underwater camera. (its not on your list) He says "I took underwater to mean......indestructible...so I smashed it on the concrete!!!!!"

  • Number 9 is epic.

  • he actually is fake

  • That pee fight thing scared me

  • tape face lmao !

  • Retarded !!

    he might be suffering from schizophrenia

    there is noway this is real!!

  • no my girlfriend is schizophrenic it has nothing to do with why he's socially retarded...

  • wow

  • hes fake

  • What's wrong with DaxFlame?

  • is he retarded lol

  • No, he's resmarted.

  • I LOVE that word! I'm going to call everyone resmarted! THANKS! :)

  • so much!!

  • i accidently stole an ipod is my favorite

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  • hallo's eve!

  • what's that song for the intro and the outro?

  • Basketcase - Green Day

  • what a fag lol

  • "Now I just have to figure a way to tell her"? That was the best moment ever. How can that not even make the top 10?

  • Hey hhhhhhey im dax flame i make everything awkward and make absolutely boring and terrible comedy, i have butt sex with Michael Cera every night and i hope that the shitstains on my dick will turn into even more terrible comedy

  • Who is Dax Flame? Ive never heard of hi b4.

  • im like 75 percent positive now that he is acting cuz of the last clip, where he is saying that "dad called and said hed be home in a minute", that part was said in a TOTALLY diff voice, it was said nonchalantly but then he spazzes out and then turns off the camera when his hommie leaves. I CAUGHT YOU DAXFLAME!!

  • hw is so white lolz

  • TORTURE CHAIR!!

  • Earthquake= my fav

  • Dude Torture Chamber and EARTQUAKE are my favourites

  • BASKET CASE.

  • i never thought before but u could tell jacob was acting so who knows

  • My fave is when u choked on dick and died o wait that was in my dreams

  • tape face... hahahaha

  • Is he really as retarded as that or is he just acting? he better be just acting...

  • ahahaha " We were never friends" .. loool

  • 4:13 lol

  • hes either a badass actor or a stupid dick sucking jackass

  • Thats the point of his videos u dumb ass god damn

  • yup hes like this in real life...lol, and yeah hes very very awkward kid...

  • Hehe ^_^

  • does he need to go to the bathroom?? or he got something stuck in ass <.<; just wondering

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  • is he really like this in real life??????

  • no its an act his real name is madison petrello.

    hes hilarious thogh and a genius actorr(:!

  • ohhh ok

  • in my opinion..if this is real..poor guy xD if hes an actor..zomfg best actor ever XD

  • fucking faggot

  • My favorite is when he gets the air freshner on his pants and he goes this is not pee! lLOL

  • is this guy a troll?

    if so he is the best troll evar

  • poo poo dax flame

  • dont eat cheese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • is he fucking retarded i never heard about him until the station said he was gonna be on

  • loool so funny but weres the torcher chamber 1 where hes stuck between the arm of his chair and he yells mum!

  • dax sounds so normal in the last one

  • I think that is because he just talks the way he does in his videos. Dax is just a really good actor.

  • my fav moment is when he pisses off

  • this is kid really a retard?

  • everyone who thinks dax flame actually acts like that, hasnt seen his first videos, its just an act

  • all your videos are greattt !! .. ive laffed at every single onee .:) x

  • I didn't know that Eli Manning made videos when he was younger. At least his disability didn't stop from becoming one of the premier NFL quarterbacks

  • ahahahahahahaha nice one! lol

  • Haha, good video

  • PERFECT song in the beginning OMFG hahaha

  • sonata arctica - san sebastian

    ripoff though

  • omfg 2:08

  • who is he? is he an act?

  • people watch his videos to make themselves feel better.

  • Is this retard autistic?

  • Schools out for the summa and Hallows eve have some of the funniest moments and stories ever, I also loved the one where the kid had his lunch acount number. You remember which one was the one where he was talking about how he saw the girl he liked in the hallway and tried to avoid her by walking belly against the wall? It has this amazing part where he talks about how he's generally is smooth with the ladies and just does hand signals and gibberish for 30 seconds. I can never find that one!

  • wtf guys, hes playing a character... i mean its obvious!

  • the last one is pretty convincing. I mean, that he is a good actor is a possibility, but it would show on others.

  • this kid is retarded no offence he just is ^^

  • Pee Fight was my favorite!!!!!!!!

  • this kids power level is over 9000

  • Is daxflame serious, or is he just naturally strange?