my favorite daxflame moment was either when he said "I AM A RED MOUNTAIN" or when he yelled "EARTHQUAKE" and shook the camera around but accidentally hits his head and he almost starts crying
i fail to see how this is funny at all. im only checking him out because bo burnham said he was a genius.. the only genius part or funny part about this was where the tape almost tore his face off.
how can the most uncoolest person on the planet and the history of all humanity be soo funny to watch its like being stupid is him being hypno toad were all inslaved
No, he's not acting, you have no proof of that. I'm 99% sure he's not right in the head. Who would even bother to waste their time putting stupid videos like this on youtube?
You are fucking retarded. Not one second of that was funny!! Pieces of shit like you are the reason why Youtube is gay. I mean just STFU!!! Why don't you go back to church camp and get molested a few more times and repress them like I am trying to repress this shitty video.
@bigjohn1496 you must be jewish. only such hatred could be set upon an innocent person like daxflame, unless it were someone who had take years of persecution (jews...) dirty jew.
I like when he talks about his friend's underwater camera. (its not on your list) He says "I took underwater to mean......indestructible...so I smashed it on the concrete!!!!!"
Hey hhhhhhey im dax flame i make everything awkward and make absolutely boring and terrible comedy, i have butt sex with Michael Cera every night and i hope that the shitstains on my dick will turn into even more terrible comedy
im like 75 percent positive now that he is acting cuz of the last clip, where he is saying that "dad called and said hed be home in a minute", that part was said in a TOTALLY diff voice, it was said nonchalantly but then he spazzes out and then turns off the camera when his hommie leaves. I CAUGHT YOU DAXFLAME!!
Schools out for the summa and Hallows eve have some of the funniest moments and stories ever, I also loved the one where the kid had his lunch acount number. You remember which one was the one where he was talking about how he saw the girl he liked in the hallway and tried to avoid her by walking belly against the wall? It has this amazing part where he talks about how he's generally is smooth with the ladies and just does hand signals and gibberish for 30 seconds. I can never find that one!
congrats kid, you have an insain audience
headphonestream128 1 month ago
I don't eat cheese because it's disgusting, but it's not disgusting to pee all over people.
20334121 1 month ago
my favorite daxflame moment was either when he said "I AM A RED MOUNTAIN" or when he yelled "EARTHQUAKE" and shook the camera around but accidentally hits his head and he almost starts crying
1234watsup4321 1 month ago
"This might be my last blog." A classic line for any occasion, imo. I use variations of it, quite often.
Alphazombie 3 months ago
Very nice video, man! Loved it. Went straight to my favorites!
chilliecheesecake 6 months ago
i fail to see how this is funny at all. im only checking him out because bo burnham said he was a genius.. the only genius part or funny part about this was where the tape almost tore his face off.
TheGigersoul 7 months ago
Dude, you are the spit of Jimmy Carr
gloomyoutlook 1 year ago 3
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joshk666 1 year ago
FANS OF DAXFLAME CHECK THIS GUY OUT LOL: youtube.com/user/ShoeboxWizards#p/u/28/7PSwZ4U-YkM
joshk666 1 year ago
Aaaahhhh Fire!! lol
Silenced140 1 year ago
damn i love this boy :')
he just amuses me so much..
DropDeadVamp 1 year ago
PEE FIGHT!!!!
brunney19 1 year ago 2
Rofl, Dax is awesome.
r4ndom7000 1 year ago
is he retard?
SchoolOfGames 1 year ago
This is really lame
THERADICALEX 1 year ago
I couldn't help but die when he was freaking about the cheeseburger.
Gross. EWW.
Cheese.
CHEEEEESE.
I DON'T EAT AAATTT!!!!
BLACKDOTSx 1 year ago
I have no idea if this guy is for real or not. Either way, he is a lamb of God.
Kitchinsink3 1 year ago
daxflame=rape product
erdal0 1 year ago
.............................pee fight?......
ewad99 1 year ago
from 2:01 to 2:07 and 3:13 to 3:16 did anyone else seem to think that he was constipated?
Nirvana6316 1 year ago
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Nirvana6316 1 year ago
Hahaha, your soooo cutely hilarious
BeegotscaKes 1 year ago
how can the most uncoolest person on the planet and the history of all humanity be soo funny to watch its like being stupid is him being hypno toad were all inslaved
zefer5585 1 year ago
WHEEEETT WHEEEET WHEEEET!
thebakedpie 1 year ago
Words hurt more than if somone throws... a sledgehammer at your crotch over and over! And if your a girl than it like hits you in the face! Daxflame
skylar4shurr1 1 year ago
i love how his tie is tucked in his pants
dafallotroy 1 year ago
mine was the red mountain
moparateaturtle 1 year ago
My favourite moment, The convienient truth, GAS PRICES!
rasher45 1 year ago
Why does eveyone think this kid is an actor he can't act...
45Cloud45 1 year ago
@45Cloud45 cough cough "jealousy" cough
LIEPANEW 1 year ago
Pee fight is probably the best, though I like fast track to fiendship because of it's irony.
margittarget 1 year ago
fucking love this kid. everybody thinks his deal is real LOL
kimberleylyra 1 year ago
this needs Earthquake
RoyStorey 1 year ago
basket case .. perfect song ..
rhn94 1 year ago
pee fight..
BkRandyPants 1 year ago
hes been selected for a new movie called project x
tom4cfc123 1 year ago
@tom4cfc123 Yeah he's the best actor ever :P
JackG994 1 year ago
Basketcase!
crashingtheaeroplane 1 year ago
If you appear in Tosh.0 its not my fault.
MusiClymax 1 year ago
3:28 strokin tha blind?!
NeonCode88 1 year ago
die
AdamEveringham 1 year ago
I like the one where he can't make the water bottle explode so he starts crying. Lol I almost pissed myself.
jackylegs94 1 year ago
Im just wondering. Is daxflame acting or is he just like that. dont want to sound rude or anything. but.. you know what i mean :/
DJWaFFle996 1 year ago
@DJWaFFle996 He is acting. He has a seperate channel. It's on his profile. He's simply a comedian.
jackylegs94 1 year ago
@DJWaFFle996 actor lol a very good one he got selected for a new movie by the same director who did the hangover :P
SanskritZ 1 year ago
No, he's not acting, you have no proof of that. I'm 99% sure he's not right in the head. Who would even bother to waste their time putting stupid videos like this on youtube?
pharoah246 1 year ago
we were goth, both going pee umm...IDIOT..
xRxAxTxOx 1 year ago 7
reminds me of michael scott but emo
enriquegvaldez 1 year ago
i dont eat cheese either lolz
ChanginTheWorld4eva 1 year ago
fast track to finship! :D
TheDorkySquirrel 1 year ago
shey from sheytards likes him
lucaileana 1 year ago
Yea he is retarded and yea he is trying to 'act'. thats what makes it so great
shlazee1 1 year ago
Is he retarded? serious
dalledrengen1 1 year ago
@nelson2600 yes he is acting... and he TOTALLY needs to get his ass in hollywood!!
amaconway 1 year ago
ftw
ViViBi27 1 year ago
@ViViBi27 #LOL its #FTW
max98productions 1 year ago
HEY BERNISE
ChikenSupremacist 1 year ago
officialy retarded person
rooftrelen 1 year ago
Lol
Niko977TheGreat 1 year ago
Face Palm
idonthaveacoolcar 1 year ago
a daxflame, my cousin told me this one,
how do you make a handkerchief dance?.................
you put a little boogie in it !!!
srtdodgeneon 1 year ago
Wow little mad there john.Anyway is this kid for real
MrPearApple 1 year ago
You are fucking retarded. Not one second of that was funny!! Pieces of shit like you are the reason why Youtube is gay. I mean just STFU!!! Why don't you go back to church camp and get molested a few more times and repress them like I am trying to repress this shitty video.
P.S Fuck you
bigjohn1496 1 year ago
@bigjohn1496 you mad? =D
piggykrap 1 year ago
@bigjohn1496 you must be jewish. only such hatred could be set upon an innocent person like daxflame, unless it were someone who had take years of persecution (jews...) dirty jew.
ChikenSupremacist 1 year ago
my 25 year old cousin lonnie larping in the forest acting like a t-rex LOL!
check my chanel!
hoodwinkedfilms 1 year ago
the only thing that made me laugh is when he took the tape of his face and that's because he suffered...seriously i soooooooo hate this retard
Animaker28 1 year ago
I hate this kid with all my heart
brad5844 1 year ago
#1!!!
starsbaseball99 1 year ago
comedy joke LOL
CaringandKilling1 1 year ago
My*
Gabumon54321 1 year ago
You stole comment! yeah, he's an awesome actor.
Gabumon54321 1 year ago
@Gabumon54321 no,hes a perfect actor.
Dakashizzlenizle 1 year ago
Hes a really good actor.
Alansr10 1 year ago
yeah i believe he is just acting
wickedantionette 1 year ago
This guy is REALLY retarded I can't stand him the only reason I watched this is because I was curious about what his videos are like
Roflmafao 1 year ago
he's THIIIIIS close to explode at 3.15
reebizable 1 year ago
he's oddd
treezYAY 1 year ago
my fav moment was MOM
EvnM357 1 year ago 12
love this guy =)
CookiecuttersLMNJ 1 year ago
ya"ll will never guess what I did. i left my laptop and went out and interacted with people
feefoofii 2 years ago
I really, really, really hope this is an actor!
If not; ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha:))))))))
maxzdbest 2 years ago
It was the perfect plan. AND IT GOT TURNED LIKE THIS IN A TABLE IN A SWEATSHOP, AND I GOT CRUSHED!! IN MY OWN PLAN!!!
OfficerMcGroist 2 years ago
America has failed
lefty2180 2 years ago 2
1:53 !?!?!?!?!? wtf...
2ndKellett 2 years ago
i kind of don't like it because it's acting... but he is funny. it's sort of rude though too..
siddububba 2 years ago
I feel bad laughing at this kid because he probably had down syndrome or something.
RyeGuy604 2 years ago
@RyeGuy604 HAD down syndrome? You cant cure down syndrome hahahahahahahahahahahaha
xTURDSANDWICHx 2 years ago
@RyeGuy604 nah dude hes acting
Fagwafflez 1 year ago
this is acting not real
caecae24 2 years ago
@caecae24
This isn't acting, this is retardation!
Turanli 2 years ago
@Turanli
no its not retardation. look it up
caecae24 2 years ago
@Turanli
Resmartation.
s3ac0w 2 years ago
It's acting, stupid. Go watch some of his videos. He's just playing the character he created.
ISteppedOnATurd 2 years ago
@Turanli
Not retarded
REsmarted!!
Armorcrasher 2 years ago
THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!
ps3pitos 1 year ago
type of autism, its not that uncommon.
Tgruss 2 years ago
@Tgruss I think he may have Asperger's, not sure though.
thecolin6 2 years ago
so i'm reeeally not trying to be but is something wrong with him or is he just the best actor ever?
backwardsballcapgirl 2 years ago
#6.. (pee fight) does he have touretts??
LogitechTrevor 2 years ago
basketcase!!
worstgamereva 2 years ago
1:23 CHEESE CHEESE! LOL
gingermoptop 2 years ago
this kid is such a retard but hes hilarious
xXhalojunkyXx 2 years ago
aww dax... you make me laugh so much (:
larfoutloudLOL 2 years ago
bahaha he spits on his friend?!? k you guys is this for real or like and act?!
Aranayina 2 years ago
rofl, #8 is epic hhaha,
and my favorite moment of him when he was showing somwthing on his chair and actually fell off it XD
djkroo 2 years ago
thanks for posting this, I miss him a lot as well
djkroo 2 years ago
the best one is where he gets into a fight at PE, but its not on the list
OllieG175 2 years ago
i miss dax flame so much :(
kdidley 2 years ago
"we were never friends..." said jacob.
lol.
PlayinWithSharpies 2 years ago
I like when he talks about his friend's underwater camera. (its not on your list) He says "I took underwater to mean......indestructible...so I smashed it on the concrete!!!!!"
tatertotter808 2 years ago
Number 9 is epic.
zenrarity 2 years ago
he actually is fake
IceQuinn73 2 years ago
That pee fight thing scared me
CBK911 2 years ago 2
tape face lmao !
blahblah55555666666 2 years ago
Retarded !!
he might be suffering from schizophrenia
there is noway this is real!!
LimaHala 2 years ago
no my girlfriend is schizophrenic it has nothing to do with why he's socially retarded...
linkfanatic13579 2 years ago
wow
negativeEclipse 2 years ago
hes fake
laser2527 2 years ago
What's wrong with DaxFlame?
Alchrat 2 years ago
is he retarded lol
Cexuup 2 years ago
No, he's resmarted.
SKarmytech 2 years ago 16
I LOVE that word! I'm going to call everyone resmarted! THANKS! :)
DaMudge 2 years ago
so much!!
Okay8D 2 years ago
i accidently stole an ipod is my favorite
djrucker420 2 years ago
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electrocuteanna 2 years ago
hallo's eve!
Greendayfan1022 2 years ago
what's that song for the intro and the outro?
PROtheJOHNis 2 years ago
Basketcase - Green Day
gmanfromdland 2 years ago
what a fag lol
sledhead3362290 2 years ago
"Now I just have to figure a way to tell her"? That was the best moment ever. How can that not even make the top 10?
NeoLithical 2 years ago
Hey hhhhhhey im dax flame i make everything awkward and make absolutely boring and terrible comedy, i have butt sex with Michael Cera every night and i hope that the shitstains on my dick will turn into even more terrible comedy
MrCaptainGingersnap 2 years ago
Who is Dax Flame? Ive never heard of hi b4.
karina2cute 2 years ago
im like 75 percent positive now that he is acting cuz of the last clip, where he is saying that "dad called and said hed be home in a minute", that part was said in a TOTALLY diff voice, it was said nonchalantly but then he spazzes out and then turns off the camera when his hommie leaves. I CAUGHT YOU DAXFLAME!!
rockbutt123 2 years ago
hw is so white lolz
dustinA70 2 years ago
TORTURE CHAIR!!
dustinA70 2 years ago
Earthquake= my fav
metsfan7797 2 years ago
Dude Torture Chamber and EARTQUAKE are my favourites
Jacumbrella 2 years ago
BASKET CASE.
zomglindsayy 2 years ago
i never thought before but u could tell jacob was acting so who knows
gombligan69 2 years ago
My fave is when u choked on dick and died o wait that was in my dreams
0kami1 2 years ago
tape face... hahahaha
lastrange123 2 years ago
Is he really as retarded as that or is he just acting? he better be just acting...
Sparta4always 2 years ago
ahahaha " We were never friends" .. loool
conman955 2 years ago
4:13 lol
bvaia 2 years ago
hes either a badass actor or a stupid dick sucking jackass
maxlice123 2 years ago
Thats the point of his videos u dumb ass god damn
wantsomedrugss 2 years ago
yup hes like this in real life...lol, and yeah hes very very awkward kid...
ddman119 2 years ago
Hehe ^_^
FcuknGabbana 2 years ago
does he need to go to the bathroom?? or he got something stuck in ass <.<; just wondering
Manslayer88 2 years ago
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qwerty5555577777 2 years ago
is he really like this in real life??????
gucciiboyy 2 years ago
no its an act his real name is madison petrello.
hes hilarious thogh and a genius actorr(:!
maggiedawg1 2 years ago 4
ohhh ok
gucciiboyy 2 years ago
in my opinion..if this is real..poor guy xD if hes an actor..zomfg best actor ever XD
nordland222 2 years ago
fucking faggot
ProBinderSpinner 2 years ago
My favorite is when he gets the air freshner on his pants and he goes this is not pee! lLOL
whitwhit1057 2 years ago
is this guy a troll?
if so he is the best troll evar
brycedearth 2 years ago 4
poo poo dax flame
DaxflameSlayer 2 years ago
dont eat cheese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ddm584 2 years ago
is he fucking retarded i never heard about him until the station said he was gonna be on
sduffman94 2 years ago
loool so funny but weres the torcher chamber 1 where hes stuck between the arm of his chair and he yells mum!
kobra867 2 years ago
dax sounds so normal in the last one
SSgourmet 2 years ago
I think that is because he just talks the way he does in his videos. Dax is just a really good actor.
whitwhit1057 2 years ago 3
my fav moment is when he pisses off
11487isme 2 years ago
this is kid really a retard?
51Nemesis50 2 years ago 2
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what is that song called at the beggininggg ???
xCHLOExACKROYDx 2 years ago
everyone who thinks dax flame actually acts like that, hasnt seen his first videos, its just an act
Vikkichikki 2 years ago 2
all your videos are greattt !! .. ive laffed at every single onee .:) x
xCHLOExACKROYDx 2 years ago
I didn't know that Eli Manning made videos when he was younger. At least his disability didn't stop from becoming one of the premier NFL quarterbacks
duhdeeduhdeeduhdee 2 years ago 3
ahahahahahahaha nice one! lol
Daniyay 2 years ago
Haha, good video
chubb123 2 years ago
PERFECT song in the beginning OMFG hahaha
yeahhkgb 2 years ago
sonata arctica - san sebastian
ripoff though
spitboi7 2 years ago
omfg 2:08
douggyfrreshh 2 years ago
who is he? is he an act?
buttersfan18 2 years ago
people watch his videos to make themselves feel better.
1thing2say4u 2 years ago
Is this retard autistic?
nebbyshmoe 2 years ago
Schools out for the summa and Hallows eve have some of the funniest moments and stories ever, I also loved the one where the kid had his lunch acount number. You remember which one was the one where he was talking about how he saw the girl he liked in the hallway and tried to avoid her by walking belly against the wall? It has this amazing part where he talks about how he's generally is smooth with the ladies and just does hand signals and gibberish for 30 seconds. I can never find that one!
Scootondown 2 years ago
wtf guys, hes playing a character... i mean its obvious!
TheProgressistViewer 2 years ago
the last one is pretty convincing. I mean, that he is a good actor is a possibility, but it would show on others.
skydark 2 years ago
this kid is retarded no offence he just is ^^
rooftrelen 2 years ago
Pee Fight was my favorite!!!!!!!!
blink182isLegendary 2 years ago
this kids power level is over 9000
PunkMartyr 2 years ago 3
Is daxflame serious, or is he just naturally strange?
BlackFunday 2 years ago