Watch Me Eat at the Mall: Doritos

[zexionanddemyx]

"New bigger size" ALRIGHT MORE AIR! :D

[ForeverHeartMusic]

:o one of those people that can make anything look like it tastes reallly good..

[TheToolSound]

The crunch of opening those doritos made me cum in my pants, no joke bro, I love you man.

[sarcasmosis]

@TheToolSound good times man i hope your pants are ok

[2by4est]

i came here cuz a friend liked this .... what is this some kind of fetish bideo D:?

[sarcasmosis]

@2by4est probably for some people

[GuettoReplayed]

I can't stop laughing at all the replies you're making to these comments XD

[sarcasmosis]

@GuettoReplayed i try to give back to the community

[Optimus1470]

Cuando tendremos nuevos Videos???

[KingMerls]

this guy is a fucking LEGEND!

[sarcasmosis]

@KingMerls I appreciate you guys so much.

[MuhdRusydi88]

Is there any shows coming up? Looking foward to your next video!

[Viperxify]

You got me addicted to Doritos again. Thank you :D

[GrubGripe]

You seem like such an angry man.... cheer up!

[sarcasmosis]

@GrubGripe I'M SITTING IN A MALL FOR 13 HOURS

[stevan96thxBFH]

try eating five SARMI its serbian meal search it and try to cook it then it five of them u are the eating machine and real american

[sarcasmosis]

@stevan96thxBFH wut ok

[stevan96thxBFH]

@sarcasmosis search in google images and type Sarma on the first look it may look ugly but is tastey if u need a recipet i will give it to u

[XpSam7Vista]

Thats fucking nice to look you eat :D I love youre videos , keep it up bro

[sarcasmosis]

@XpSam7Vista high five distant travelers

[SuperCartFart]

eat pudding

[sarcasmosis]

@SuperCartFart yes

[WarMachineSMF]

I used to eat Doritos chips most of the time in the 2000s, but now that I'm on a healthy diet, I only eat three small bags of Doritos per year. Great video.

[JennaLeighhh]

I love your personality.

[sarcasmosis]

@JennaLeighhh Wow! A comment from an actual youtuber for once?! Is this real life? Thanks for leaving a note. I like how you can actually sing and do it well and all that. For a minute there I thought I was trapped on some alternate reality youtube where everyone asks questions instead of making videos.

[JennaLeighhh]

@sarcasmosis Haha, why thank you! And yes, it seems lately that the quality of life of Youtubers have gone down the tube. But we still have eachother, right?

[FedererBrilliance]

What happened?

[jimdem88]

Hi man, screw the fucking haters, keep doing what u doing, going outside ur home is a breath of fresh air as it can get boring doing same thing over. I know I should send u an email but ive got a good idea what to eat next: try greek souvlaki, its a kebab but in a pitta roll, you'll like it!!

[ButtJunior]

pretty good taste

[Thefamousgreen]

Can people see you when you are making these videos? and Do you usually work alone or do you have a co-worker?

[sarcasmosis]

@Thefamousgreen sure whatever

[realitEcheq]

youre gaining a little w...looks good on ya pow lol

[sarcasmosis]

@realitEcheq you're gaining a capital W

[canran]

I wish I could find/we had Rockstar Cola in the UK, would love to try it

[sarcasmosis]

@canran write a letter to las vegas they will send you some

[BurnMyEyes0107]

Watching you eat Doritos is hypnotizing. 

[sarcasmosis]

@BurnMyEyes0107 I think it's the onion powder.

[ChanticleerHegemony]

Is that a nokia phone?

[sarcasmosis]

@ChanticleerHegemony no it's lg chocolate2 from the previous decade

[ChanticleerHegemony]

If you cant sleep, get some badger balm, it works!

[sarcasmosis]

@ChanticleerHegemony You know badger balm is for your skin, right? I'm mostly kidding, but the problem here is I have no time to sleep.

[abram1234]

there's a kid out there layin on the floor.

[sarcasmosis]

@MrFrozenhotdog or i could use it to not cough for four hours and/or get rid of the headache.

[nothadnotbad]

how bout you fry like a carton of eggs and eat that. that would be a good show.  all that juicy yoke n shit. yup

[xMarianax]

Make more videos at home!

[sarcasmosis]

@xMarianax How can I actually please you all? I make a show at home, you want more shows. I make more shows, they're not good enough. I make a show outside the home, you want more at home. What's the fucking difference?

[PesciNcasino]

@sarcasmosis make a video about eating a deflated balloon

[sarcasmosis]

@PesciNcasino That's not food, or weird enough.

[IllxllI]

Good...can you do more burger king/mcdonalds/pizza hut, etc. Indian food, chinese food, there are a million possibilities.

[sarcasmosis]

@IllxllI Ok, so more shows. Got it.

[MudkipzGamer]

@sarcasmosis If you hadnt thrown the bag away yet can i have the CODE?

[sarcasmosis]

@MudkipzGamer code has been used~

[MudkipzGamer]

@sarcasmosis Whoa you play Call of Duty??!

[chengstta]

What are you doing at the mall?

[sarcasmosis]

@chengstta Birdwatching.

[TheVodkaChugger]

YES! I was hoping that you would be doing one of these every day, do you get this stuff out of a vending machine at the mall or what?

[sarcasmosis]

@TheVodkaChugger I managed to hit up the gas station on the way today. I have some other plans.

[chenster420]

@sarcasmosis Is this what you eat for lunch at work?! please show what you each for lunch :)

[sarcasmosis]

@chenster420 Had a can of tea.

[chenster420]

@sarcasmosis A can of tea for lunch? wow. you must have been starving.

[sarcasmosis]

@chenster420 I manage. That's a pun kinda.

[DzekoVelez]

you arent really at the mall that sucks

[desienma]

dude, you are a boss. your videos are quite amusing. keep it up!

[greenteable]

It's weird but I enjoy watching other people eat...

[lunabear]

I am now going to get a kick out of going to the mall, thinking that maybe, somewhere inside one of the stores that doesn't get a whole lot of foot traffic, there is a man, and he is taping himself eat. :3

[loupremo]

nice diggs

[8bitfist]

Also, you look like tin tin.

[8bitfist]

wa....trapped in the mall and all you got were Doritos? come on bro.

Come on...

[sarcasmosis]

@8bitfist I had two seconds at the gas station, and they had nothing.

[btapbeats]

Why are you stuck at the mall again?

[sarcasmosis]

@btapbeats $

[btapbeats]

@sarcasmosis oh shit, sorry to hear that

[xSonsofNerox]

So, funny story, I was eating Doritos when I saw this video, so I clicked on it and ate Doritos when you ate Doritos.

[sarcasmosis]

@xSonsofNerox Are you threatening me?

[xSonsofNerox]

@sarcasmosis Nahhh man. For a moment, it felt like we were eating out of the same bag like a couple of bros.

[sarcasmosis]

@xSonsofNerox high five

[xSonsofNerox]

@sarcasmosis word

[ZzDe0]

Did you cut your hair?

[sarcasmosis]

@ZzDe0 Brick's Barber, Portland, OR

[ZzDe0]

@sarcasmosis Looks good.

[sarcasmosis]

@ZzDe0 well thanks i think they do a good job

[tukarak]

You remind me of Al Bundy.

[noanglejustdangle34]

Thugs 1 mall 0 LOL

[martiiiboy]

can u pls try a sandwich?:D:D

[sarcasmosis]

@martiiiboy I don't have a sandwich! I've heard of them though.

[martiiiboy]

@sarcasmosis just eat one pls:D

[jammetti]

@sarcasmosis can u chug a beer next time, please ?

[sarcasmosis]

@jammetti You can't drink at the mall. Also I'd fucking fall asleep.

[jammetti]

@sarcasmosis not at the mall.. i mean at home!

[jammetti]

@jammetti right before going to sleep :D

[sarcasmosis]

@jammetti alright sometime but for now you can watch me chug most of a 40 in the taco bell video. 

[allthingsawesome2]

cool

[xReQzHD]

This is better than sex.

[martiiiboy]

@xReQzHD ist so unnormal and so cool :D:D