Assassin's Creed 2 Funny Moments

[MultiDman98]

like if u muted

[lunafrey123]

did the beggars ever throw rocks at you when u were trying to climb? fuck them :)

[TheJacob7187]

petrucio lookas like Dora the explorer. thumbs up if u agree

[Blankphotograph5799]

@TheJacob7187 u mean he died and all u can think about is how much he looks like dora the explorer what is wrong with you =3

[TheJacob7187]

@Blankphotograph5799 i was just saying he does u do not have to be a sensitive pussy

[Blankphotograph5799]

@TheJacob7187 im not didnt you see the smiley at the end i was joking dumbass

[TheJacob7187]

@Blankphotograph5799 oh i did not know that was a smiley face. I overacted sorry

[thehalodude54]

Beggers in AC (the first one) are WAY worse them those AC 2 and Brotherhood ones

[Klasdness]

@thehalodude54 Ikr. It's really bad. and the retards/drunks that push you around. =.=

[momocow76]

oh this sucks donky wang

[Evman95]

Lady Gaga? You have brought dishonor to yourself, the entire Auditore Family and The brotherhood shame on you sir.

[TheBeautifulDragon]

I hate those damn musicians...I keep accidentally assassinating them and increasing my notoriety when I don't realize I have my double hidden blades equipped...

[putnins4]

What is funny?

[FredieCZ]

What is funny ?? ... No :D everything is funny :D

[THEGUEST676]

The Retarded stalker musicians. AKA Beggers

[silversurfer052000]

o my gosh i do the same thing to the jokers they anoy me as heck so i ether run away or douple knife theme in the faces

[JMWS312]

All the things i love about assassin's creed. But i always almost cry when you have to help Puttroico.. Sparkly eyes... about to be murdered..

[slomoNinja]

not funny

[potterdany]

FUCKING EPIC XD that fat poisened chick looked like she was dancing to Lady Gaga xD

[TheRoman200]

they are called bards

Bard + Me = Dead Bard

[Ziza9423]

this video is retarded

[colleeto5]

Vaginas. I laughed my ass off when that came on screen for some reason

[Taravolt]

pretty good, but questionable video quality

[bimbaliukas1]

In memory of Petrucio ...

[ratboy12002]

Crappy music and none of it was very funny. Fail

[WrinryRockBellFMA]

"I mean, besides vagina's."

"Mother!"

"I know what you do in the outhouse, Ezio!"

Wait a second...Petruccio's not a guy... It's just...

.......

EEEEEEEEWWWWW!!!

[flaarisse]

The fat chick was dancing the samba

[sargentjacob10]

1:05 SHE WAS NOT POSIONED SHE WAS JUST DANCING LOL.

[Fruitloopmonkey]

i like the handling bit lolz!

[TheLordmephiles]

Ya Petruccio's eyes also creep me D:

[ChrisGR2010]

are thise funny????

[VelocityTutorials]

38 people missed the like button...............wooops! so did I X-P

[Bulley007]

How about you hold your camera straight? :D

[HBarsenal21]

thumbs up if you always break those musicians guitars on their head

[goodolboy17]

@HBarsenal21 Wait um can you break the guitars on thier head i havent had the game that long so i wouldnt know but if you could i would love to know because they are so annoying

[HBarsenal21]

@goodolboy17 you have to ;push them first and then they drop it thats where you pick it up (ps3) i think you press X or O

and then you hit away with all that anger he made you have (i dont know how to pick up for xbox

[CJR33D]

i also steal from them then kill them as they run

[HBarsenal21]

@CJR33D lol i tackel them too and then drown them by pushign them in the water haha

[CJR33D]

@HBarsenal21 who knew killing 14th century stalker musicians could be so fun =)

lolololol

[HBarsenal21]

@CJR33D lol true true

[sirroger11]

@CJR33D dont u mean 15th century but if ur playing assassin's creed brotherhood and u get to 1501 its 16th century

[CJR33D]

@sirroger11 yeh sry that ws a typo :P

[kollimenakal]

@HBarsenal21 they are called lutes,not guitars

[HBarsenal21]

@kollimenakal you are called a no life not a normal person

[goodolboy17]

@HBarsenal21 I can't break the guitar's on their heads...Idk why it wont let me you usually press "O" on ps3 or whatever console right?

[Evman95]

@HBarsenal21 how do you break the guitars on their heads?

[Sergeant1990]

Why lady gaga, i dont look father because you have chosen the wrong music

[roekai08]

@Sergeant1990 I like <3

[PhantoMPhreeK92]

@Sergeant1990 Hey now, Lady Gaga might be half-man but she's a catchy son-of-a-bitch.

[jrichca]

1:54 oh DOUCHio

[lilyayora]

ezio is mean D8

[Xarbem]

So i'm not the only one who like to kill fat chicks...lol.

Whenever I'm playing AC:2 and i'm bored, i kill the fat chicks. It's quite entertaining...

[74maddawg]

@TheZortaw i already have a pc but not the game lol but tx for the advice

[coolgirlyhotty]

That made my day! XD And I love telephone by lady gaga and beyonce, itsa good song! XD

[Noahhh12]

:27 those guitar dudes are super duper anoying.

and I like poisoning brutes :).

The lil bros. does look like a girl i couldn't figure out until he was hanged.

[JNSslipknot1017]

how do u get the last cape ?

[jeramyleon]

@JNSslipknot1017 collect 100 feathers

[pellen96]

0:25 Lady gaga...?

[AmusingAirplane]

F YOU FOR THE SONG

[shinigamiVC]

I beat up the fat girl hooking up with Claudia's boyfriend too. hahaha.

[biggGames001]

0:22 they attack in packs to take down large prey

[IICreedll]

altair is sexier..

[Marian12319]

stupid mother ... stupid brother

[iwooot]

haha i like the part when ezio finds out his sister's boyfriend is cheating on her and u beat up the fat ass instead of the boyfriend xD thats funny

[luigislam]

how to put someone in water without killing them beat em up with ur fist then grab then throw

[SandBombHidan]

Shaun is a dick! Try to be nice sometime asshole. Shesh....

[McSaibot]

iMovie, am i right?

[CpSk8erProductions]

When you poison someone they act like the retarded guys in Assassins Creed 1, you know what I mean?

[DavyDave1313]

dude how do you get that outfit with stripes on it??

[74maddawg]

how do u pick up dead bodies on xbox 360

[90Splater]

for those singers just trhow some coins

[seanNnoa]

What's funnier is when you gather together a group of singers, punch only one of them, and watch all the rest simultaneously drop their instruments, stare at you, then run away. XD

[EmilyTheDisturbed]

You get the begging women in the first game, you start the second one and you're happy that there's no more of them, but then you find out that you get the fucking singers following you around!

[neverOreosusedcondom]

LOL. Shaun is my favorite character in the game, i love it when desmond says "what a dick"

[TheWarknight123]

I know how you guys feel I just punch those singers(Bards) in the face and they run off

[96jmcgrath1]

@TheWarknight123 thats what i do

they drop their lute and run away

[1977callummoo]

i kill theme all all

[ponyboy113]

I always do that steal their money and throw them off the building we have something in comin LOL. What i do to the stalker singer dudes i run into them and make them drope thir guitars then they run away. :D

[JournalManTV]

u should try poisening guards and throw money near them... after that, rob the dead bodies lols

[TheJoJoMonster]

2:50 Hey! D: I liked Petruccio. I was sad when he died. 

[McAwesomeMan42]

The music ruined the video :(

[KPSibley]

rofl 2:25

[95Stinson]

Awful song..but other than that pretty funny

[TheAbdulah99]

these r not funny moments

[MrNosrebor]

AH!!! Not that stupid song!!!!

[Seanster100]

this.. isnt ... fuuny

[johannb92]

@Seanster100 I agree, this is very stupid actually.

[dimseeeen]

wtf is with the lame music?

[PurpleDragon1001]

lmao

Poisoning fat chicks.

Classic.

[Epscylon]

Eh, I just end up throwing money at the minstrels' faces. Works pretty well.

[pwnmaster02]

i swear to god i was playin and the musicians came up and started playin "welcome home" by Coheed and Cambria

lol

[krox17]

useless

[1694dragon]

beggers=singers. they both suck

[AllyGamegal]

one of the funny things is helping the thieves "heal" Rosa--where after the count of three you press a button to interact and Ezio supposedly puts pressure to Rosa's wounds with a piece of cloth. Just don't press it. it's nice to piss off people every now and then. XD XD XD

[DeadCatStudios]

I once had like 7 musicians surrounding me while I was doing a freaking mission. They piss me off so much!

[NumptyGoo]

i remember chucking a body off a roof once and somehow i killed a thief with the body. he was on the run aswell.

[HolyCrap893]

The Bards arn't as annoying as the RETARDS and drunks from the first game! Atleast they don't attack you.

[imonyourfacewoot]

1:40 Ghetto crowd: AAAWW DAYUUMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!

[ECAstack]

GO FUCK YOUR SELF

[liquidrock4u]

what i think is funnier than robbing people than throwing them off the roofs, is that if the roof is slanted and you are close enough to the edge and start to rob them, they slide off the roof and fall.

[jltl44]

ur sister was satisfied with the handling i gave her earlier lolz

i was like DAAAYYYYYUUUMMM hahahha

[sneaksmasher]

wait petrucio's a boy!! evrything i know is a LIE

[Wrash16]

Song fucking sucks

[origijex]

'Your sister seems quite satisfied with the "handling" I gave her earlier' OH SNAP!

My favorite cinematic~! (then there the one were his mother tells him he needs a hobby that isn't Vagina)

[undercop5567]

wait petruccio is a guy :o? LOL i thought he was a girl XD

[undercop5567]

"robbing & throwing people off buildings" wasnt funny because i do that like a billian times

[TheCguy96]

you forgot 2:

1. slip guy throat with a broom

2. poison guard and then throw money and watch civilians getting beaten up

[viperclaw67]

i once had 10 musicians after me it was annoying and so was the music

[SSBBmAster09]

1:33 is by far the funniest thing ive seen on AC2, i saw that last night when i made a new game and i couldnt stop laughing

[GhostOfAnAssassin]

best way to get rid of musicians is to pull ur sword out they'll be like "BUT I LOVE YOU"!

[IIDenkanII]

2:26, happened to me 2 xDDD My friend were watching, they laughed their asses of xD

[Scott10201]

funnyest part was the fat woman poison

[camo999999999]

The musicians running after you are thinking you are a noble.. Thats why they are after YOU!

[michaelsilver2k7]

haha lmao the funniest bit was the credits 'thanks to my mum for letting me borrow her camera' hahaha lmao

[RobOscarMike]

Best way to get rid of musicians is to steal from them.

[deathcube35]

Yeah,Lol @ caps lock,XD

[deathcube35]

I hate the ''retarded stalker musicans'',they makes you wanna put a knife in their head or something....which is exactly what you do,xD

[Riibbbo]

The musicians are bitter sweet. They annoy you to hell, BUT IT FEELS SO GOOD when you kill them. >:D

[deathcube35]

Yeah,the feeling,XD

[Volton75]

@deathcube35 i dont know whats worse the beggars from AC or the stalker musictions from AC2

[antagonist42]

You can pick up brooms and beat the shit out of guards! TRUE STORY BRO.

[supheryoshi64]

robbing people and throwing them off buildings reminds me of what I used to do in super mario 64: I would resue the baby penguin, take it to it's mom to get the star, and then I would pick up the baby and throw it off a cliff! XD

[Insomniak1337]

@supheryoshi64 lmao me too!!!

[raffe2009]

@supheryoshi64 same here, best part cause that bitch annoyed the shit outta me!! lol

[delvindiaz]

@supheryoshi64 lol me to

[mathiaskill]

you know you can use brooms and fishing rods to kill people and you can tackle people from the roof

[voldo123abc]

r.i.p Petruccio.

[Shikunisai]

Why rest in peace? Dude he looked like a fat girl XD And anyways it's not a true story.

[whyowhy345]

shaun is kwl

[coldmind13]

i hate the stupid singers that stalk you, so i stab some of them and the rest run

[ihatetaters]

same here.

they piss me off so much and sometimes i get so frustrated i just turn off my xbox

[troxmorgan]

@ihatetaters Same, at the carnival, there was a group of them, they all wanted to come sing for me. Gets me so annoyed sometimes. The most funny thing in the game is when you first meet your uncle. Its me Mario!!

[Olah92sVids]

@ihatetaters they aren't nearly as bad as the beggars in the first assassin's creed, the only way you could get away from them was climbing up a wall!

[TheFranciscodude]

@ihatetaters omg

[JNSslipknot1017]

@ihatetaters u just throw money and they go for it even guards sometimes and it only costs 10 florence

[koston987]

@JNSslipknot1017 florins, not florence

[JNSslipknot1017]

@koston987 oh thanks i dont really know caus in the game it just says f

[koston987]

@JNSslipknot1017 no problem :)

[ST3VE1989]

I think they are well funny, it might just be me when im stoned and i get the giggles?

[74maddawg]

@coldmind13 same i just hit and run

[SoulofAlucard]

i love how the brooms can be used as maces

[ihatetaters]

thankyou for all of the great comments and ratings.

[ihatetaters]

btw when you get all 100 feathers in the game you get an achievement (xbox 360) and the Medici Cape which means you aren't notorious all around Italy.

THATS REAALLALLLLYYYY GOOOD

[meesromijn]

hum when you get 100 feathers you get the Auditore cape which means you ARE notorious ;)

[bradandblades]

it actually makes u notorious all around italy because its the auditore cape so they know its him -_-

[Eassle369]

i have platinum trophy/acheivment for this game trust me it makes notorious anywheres u go

[Assassin360Ezio]

@ihatetaters you get the Auditore cape,not the Medici cape

[ECAstack]

@ihatetaters its the audotore cape

[TheReaper15]

@ihatetaters Nope it makes you Notorious all around Italy it's really Bad

[SimpsonsDude2409]

@ihatetaters its not the medici cape its the Auditore cape. just saying and good video

[luidey788]

@ihatetaters u mean the auditore cape

[jeramyleon]

@ihatetaters no you get the auditore cape and your always notorious with the auditore cape

[AidenSkat8]

i actually HATE petruccio lol its like "get me the feathers" and im thinking "f*** off!" then your mothers crying because hes dead and your like "why do i have to collect more feathers hes dead?!" lol good video :D

[ihatetaters]

haha. thanks!!

[cly56]

Lol!!! same here. I call Bs

[Shikarimaru]

getting altair's armor is easy once you get the hang of free running and assassinating besides its gonna payoff very well....

[Shikunisai]

Almost same names :O

[Shikarimaru]

@Shikunisai lol

[clayheathcoat]

i thought it was easy to get his armor. you just have to get far into the game. the actual tombs were fun to me and easy to get through

[KLG5909]

"Thankyou To Ubisoft And My Mom for Letting her Use Her Camera"

. .. LMAO XD

[bradandblades]

i c u have altairs armour XD so do i its quite hard to get i think personally what do u think?

[ihatetaters]

it's reasonably hard but you can do it

btw it took me a while - i might sound like a bit of gamer when i say it made me think

[bradandblades]

yh the hardest was the last one in venice bloody hell that was annoying

[ihatetaters]

they were all pretty hard except for the first one

[kenzobob1996]

Lol, when I kill people on the rooftops, I always loot them then throw them at civilians, who then shit themselves. xD

[SlasherCheetah]

I feel sorry for your lil bro, he's so young D:

you'd get it if you played through it long enough

[JasonsAnimation]

poisioning fat chicks was funny she was dancing

[Knv4l]

Did any of u know that Petruccio is almost

the same age as Claudia.

[InTheNameOfChaos]

Petruccio is just a small boy

[HuzzleDude54]

nice! . i like throwing people of buildings :)

[itzvance]

LMAO at petruccio looking like a small girl!

[uchihakid99]

Hey man he was cleaning with that broom D:<