Withnail and I

[deseeved]

Suits me he can eat his f!!!king radish.

[BingerSpice]

This film tutored me in the ways of righteousness.

[JonWhatsHisName]

one of my my favourite films ever

[Tsunki23]

We've gone on holiday by mistake.... ha ha!

[TheVarsh86]

Fuckin' love Danny! He's an idol! He makes me want to quit my job and just get high all day!

[BingerSpice]

@TheVarsh86 How about ... the toy industry...!...

[TheRichthoffen]

Has any of you got shoes?

[BingerSpice]

@TheRichthoffen Cool your boots, man.

[jankristoph]

I want somethings flesh!

[StanKindly]

5:19 is one of the funniest scenes ever!

[jonimethfan]

What is really funny for me about this film, is, just how true to life it is/was.

Apart from one thing... Kitchens in all male only squats were FAR filthier!

[witchever99]

GETINTHEFUCKINGVAN !!!

[Trystaticus]

You can stuff it up your ass for nothing and FUCK off while you're doing it! That is the creme brulee of insults.

[brew667]

DANNYS A GENIUS!!!!

[anetchi]

What a treasure!!!! I didn't know what this movie was till a few days ago when Simon Pegg mentioned it on the radio in the US. I adored it to death when watching it. It's one of my favorite funny movies now.

[OhTheMetal]

"Balls, I'll swallow it and run a mile" XD

[buddhastalin]

we've gone on holiday by mistake is the best line ever.

[sjeannep]

We've gone on holiday by mistake. Are you the farmer?

[Equinoxxa]

'What's your name, MacFUCK?!' has me in stitches.

[DrHobbes88]

what the hell is Sergeant Harper doing in Withnail & I?

[123ubuntu666]

I called you a ponce. Now I'm calling you one. I'll murder the pair of yes'

[matthewtblundel]

One scary dealer !! If my dealer was like that I would be too scared to score of him

[karadan100]

Best. Film. Ever.

[69skydiamond]

"what fucker said that"?? lol x

[Pittking86]

@69skydiamond you mean the stuff it up your ass one or the ponce word?...lol xx

[69skydiamond]

@Pittking86 I was thinking of the ponce word!! lol. x

[mapple432]

"His mechanism's gone. He's had more drugs than you've had hot dinners". This movie never gets old. Brilliant!

[gnomeybum]

3:44 - look at the sheer love on Marwood's face :D

[141Outlaw]

"Hair are your aerials."

[tommyt1971]

Well, if he's lucky he'll ONLY go blind...

[ihavethebrain]

I had to kill him with his own shoes...

[unionjacklyn]

I'm female, so of course I have no first hand experiance, but wouldn't it hurt to tape something to your penis?

[xanderxine]

@unionjacklyn

Do it for me and you can find out first hand!

[unionjacklyn]

@xanderxine Piss off, whore, before your village realizes they're missing their idiot.

[Pittking86]

@unionjacklyn what with, a stapler, mouse trap or a nail gun?...you decide

[rockandroll63]

"You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and fuck off while you're doing it."

[kazimann]

I love Marwood's face at 1:35

[dirtynuke]

sons of bitches youtube blocked the film from being viewed in america.

stupid fascist pigs.

i fucking hate corporate america.

[DJSexLeopard]

can someone please upload this movie for me because they said they banned it in my country and i cant watch it anymore? I cant take this anymore

[katerinablack]

One of the greatest movies available to humanity!

[DJSexLeopard]

BASTARD FUCKING YOUTUBE REMOVED THIS MOVIE... IT WAS NICE WHEN IT WAS ON FOR ALMOST 3 YEARS LOL. NOW ITS GONE

[MrRiffdavey]

how can we make it die,,shouldnt it be more bald than that...ha ha he he fucking genius !

[dirtynuke]

I have a heart condition. If you hit me it's murder. Haha

[WMajchrzak]

Fella with the long hair talks like Terry Tibbs, haha

[anveedi]

how did that man call marwood??

[gathsano]

@anveedi With his mouth like everybody else.

[Rumblefish63]

Just because the best tailoring you've ever seen is above your fucking appendix...brilliant!

[alittlebluehouse]

We've gone on holiday by mistake!

[LILLODCCLIII]

dove posso trovarlo Rega''?sono 15 anni che non lo vedo troppo CULT

[vunderground1]

Monty you cunt! btw where do u buy 'The Embalmer' lol

[69chevchelios]

ALL HAIRDRESSERS ARE IN THE EMPLOYMENT OF THE GOVERNMENT!!!

[Hounoki]

You really could pick any scenes from this film and it'd be brilliant.

[mednos]

What does he say exactly at 2:19 - I didnt understand it as I'm not a native speaker of English.

"Old Suit, this suit was cut by ???....."

[Rusco500mg]

@mednos Old suit? This suit was cut by Hawke's of Saville row. Just because the best tailoring you've ever seen is above you fucking appendix  doesn't mean anything.

[mednos]

@Rusco500mg Thank you so much, this is classic!

[evildave9000]

@mednos he says his suit was cut by Hawke's of Saville Row. It's a street in London that's famous for very expensive suits.

[lisaryan]

PONCE! Ahh what a film

[TheV8Ball]

Great Movie, one of the best, and if you watch all these clips and have not seen it, then it's fine time you bloody did! Here Hare here, roll a Camberwell Carrot and go on holiday by mistake.

[yourfaceandmum]

"Little scrubbers, they LOVE IT."

[stuzaza]

you can stuff it up your arse for nothing and fo while your doing it !!!!!!!!! pure class

[samie0569]

If you're going to quote it, why not get it right?

[samie0569]

oooo misquoted. it's actually *oaf*, not *cat*

[purpleworzil]

Once again that cat has destroyed my day.

[purpleworzil]

His over int top field we his leg bound in polythine, ya cant mis him.

[mrshef666]

hahaha i heard the directer put Vineger in the lighter fluid bottle without telling Richard .E. Grant, he was expecting water and the reaction is genuine when he swallows the whole bottle hahaha awesome movie 10/10

[newb584]

2:30 what A LINE "if i spiked you you'll know you've been spoken too" ^_^ amazing film and im only 16 gota love the quiality of acting

[cofpaddy]

Pretty cool Clips

[allyplumb]

"apistles to the apostles dressed like that"

[UrharRar]

you can stuff it up your ass for nothing & fuck off while your doing it = ROFL=R E Grant= amazin actor = Scrubbers Scrubbers lol lol lol

[bazzar2007]

"At some point or another I want to stop and get hold of a child"

[switchest26]

CULT...EPIC....!!

[SLYchvillian]

this video is very dangerous, it has voodoo qualities

[lukelangley1980]

You can stuff it up your arse for nothing and FUCK OFF while your doing it.

[vampirella6x6x6x]

its an amazing film it just gets even more hilarious everytime i watch it

[rugbygodnum8]

im not having this shag sack insulting me lmfao

[colshythecomedian]

i fuck arses

[theanonymousBB]

"Trade: Phenodihydrochloride Benzilex.

Street: The Embalmer."

"Balls. I'll swallow it and run a mile!"

[BethlovesGNR]

That was vinegar in that bottle....and Richard E. Grant really is throwing up on the floor there xD

[inthedarkesthole]

I can drink vinegar...

[Dannyvirk]

"i don't advise a haircut, man"

[cabaretbride]

"My wife is having a baby" =) lmao

[salarahRAVE]

BRILLIANT FILM!

[kazimann]

Monty is hilarious in this film.

"Terrible little Israelite!"

[michael7677]

"What fucker said that ?"

[zyklonb09]

"GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN!"

[eamonweiner]

i agree with dutyfreeme1, this person has taken a great hamletian movie and warped it into some bastardised mockery. The full version is much more insightful than seemingly enticing snippets.

[djbennyblanco]

offer him yourself

[dutyfreeme1]

What a perfectly stupid idea to edit a brilliant film into buffet finger snack portions and then post them like somebody who know anything about food for the consumption of overfed youtube couchies who couldn'r find a cottage if it fell from the sky. Imagine one grabbing your lapels and saying, "You can stuff it up your arse and f""" off while you're doing it."

[Steeveriffic]

Christ, you are some pretentious asswipe.

[anonUK]

@Steeveriffic

It was the 60's, maaan. There were a lot of two-bit philosophers among the hippies- even years later.

[67psych2]

@Steeveriffic YOU NEED WORKING ON BOY!!

[ignoranceandwant]

"What's your name, MacFuck?"

"I'll murder the pair o'yers!"

[bhoysinlisbon67]

"The sky is beginning to bruise and we shall be forced to camp."

[magdluke]

Baudelaire, brings back such memories of Oxford... oh, Oxford!

[ThisCharmingFan]

The whole script is pure gold Every single line is ingrained in my memory because I haven't stopped rewatching it since the 1st time I saw it back in 1990.

As uch as I love that cast, I feel sorry for Paul, Ralph, the 2 Richards and Bruce. Because they can never watch it the way us sad bastard fans do hahaha. What I mean is, they're involved in it so they can never truly watch it through the eyes of a fan. Even other great actors can watch this and love it like Johnny Depp who's a big fan

[chocz1973]

Watched full film for umpteenth time last night and laughed all the way through. This must be - nay IS - one of the best British comedies of all time. So good I watched it again when I woke up.  As Monty would say "I ADORE you!"

[danine1]

always been my favourite film. masterpiece.

[macandrewes]

the best film ever made

[LeathanL]

"give us a wheez off that fag"

[Kandarian]

Possibly the best comedy ever made

[wembleymod]

has to be one of the funniest films ever made!! and most people have never heard of it!!!priceless

[Hounoki]

@wembleymod In America, anyway.

[DavidMJordan]

For God's sake, don't light his breath.

[minomeshank]

others:

"You're drunk"

"I assure you I'm not officer, I've only had a few ales"

"GETINTHEBACKOFTHEVAN!!"

"We want the finest wines available to humanity. We want them here & we want them now"

"Don't threaten me with a dead fish"

[Muskadash]

No dear boy, you must leave, you must leave. Yet again that oaf has destroyed my day.

[NickyandMoo]

A good selection of clips- thanks :-) Would have been nice to see some Uncle Monty too

[ashleysevadjian]

this movie is hilarious.

[modsheff1]

ive watched it a million times and theres always summat new to find..thats wots so good about it...hear..hare.

[henrix999]

Classy!

[hellaballooba]

he wants to get down there and have sex with those cows

i want something's flesh!

[luluhk85]

omg my sides are splitting in half, its to funny to handle

[Kestrelpaw]

"Stop saying that, Withnail! Of course he's the fucking farmer!!"

This has to be one of the best films ever!! xDD

[nicck]

"my wife is having a baby!"

[strebor1306]

"you can stuff it up your arse for nothing and fuck off while your doing it!"

haha fucking classic, way better than any americans could comprehend

[bongolwater]

This doll is EXTREMLY dagerous; Its has vodoo qualitys ahahahaha!!!!

[UpTheShakers]

Trade; Phenodihydrochloride benzelex. street; The Embalmer!

[catholicireland4ever]

"My wife is having a baby" :)

[estheticoindeed]

this is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.

danny's a fucking genius.

[goodallmaeve]

ha,ha,ha...went on holidays by mistake..

[modsheff1]

it is the most shattering experience when a youngman wakes up one morning and quite reasonably says to himself i will never play the danm!

[modsheff1]

are you spunge or stone?

[hld666]

words can really not describe how much I love this film ^_^

"Monty you terrible cunt!"

[laynasor]

i went on holiday by mistake !

[steelyardbluesman]

SCRUBBERS! SCRUBBERS!

[kazimann]

Fishing with a shotgun!

[pammytree4]

hey i found it very slick and great comments too , i want to be a wanker on a site drinking meths

[withnailandiforum]

Hi there. Sorry for the spam but we are trying to get more lovers of the film to join our forum. Our current members are pretty much the most hardcore Withnail and I fans in the world.

If you fancy joining us, we are at withnailandiforum dot com. if not, just delete this and accept our apologies.

[walawee]

"To tutor it in the ways of righteousness... and procure some uncontaminated urine." haha

[robtovnb]

perfume ponse!!

[punxnotdead12345]

"what fucker said that"

[laynasor]

classic

[lapstudios]

I DEMAND TO HAVE SOME BOOZE. no really

[XXfrecklesXXx]

Great film

[dogboon]

GENIUS

[PrincessKaty]

look at marwoods face when withnail is saying "i suggest you both go outside and discuss it sensibly in the street" it is absolutely priceless

[krisricketts]

withnail is pure englishness yanks cant do it like this

[sauerkrauter]

"What's your name - MacFuck!" haha, pure quality

[tathjones]

it won't gore you

[demonsbutterfly]

a true classic film-no special effects just great acting and a brilliant script

[georgeholtby]

liar...you've got anti-freeze

absolutely fantastic

[Weepingwine1]

Great film!! Richard E.Grant's book With Nails has an excellent section about the making of the film.

[RedskiAKAAutumn]

Best film ever! Utter genius!

'If I medicined you, you'd think a brain tumour was a birthday present'

So many classic quotes.

[superflisi]

No car chase, no love scene,no budget, just a story beautifully told. The best film ever.

[colinbuchan]

MIght I add, true, grant never had been drunk before this film but the director of this film made him get drunk so as he could play the character well.

[DrCrabfingers]

Shag sack!

[phatzmb]

I WANT SOMETHING'S FLESH.

[MoonBarrett]

Greatest movie ever

[sprags87]

weve gone on holiday by mistake

[shafty1968]

MONTY!! YOU TERRIBLE CUNT!!

[SconeMason]

In case anyone is unfamiliar with this film, it is the funniest film ever made.

[BuddinTheAmazing]

Aah, Withanil and I...

[framusville]

Many thanks, most of the best bits, well worth a watch.

[allyplumb]

Apparently richard E grant was really sick in the first scene after drinking raw white vinegar...

WHAT'S YOUR NAME MCFUCK!!

YOU CAN STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE AND FUCK OFF WHILE YOU ARE DOING IT!

SCRUBBERS!- LITTLE TARTS THEY LOVE IT!

WE'VE GONE ON HOLIDAY BY MISTAKE

I WANT SOMETHINGS FLESH!

[lisamaico37]

Thats not true in this scene, they fill the lighter fluid bottle with straight vodka but told Richard that it was water. Richard never drinks so thats way he was so shocked.

[EndaMcGlynn]

Sorry man but its well established that it was vinegar.

They'd never force drink on a total teetotaler, especially one who had suffered under an alcaholic father like he had.

[lisamaico37]

Oright. Thanks for setting me straight then. Its still funny though. Imagine having to drink vinegar. That would be horrible.