DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS TO THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NO, YOUVE ALREADY STARTED READING SO DONT STOP. THIS IS SCARY PUT THIS ON 5 VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MIN. WHEN YOUR DONEPRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS
Hi...im Teresa Fidlago. Today, i turn 26 years of being dead. if you don't send this to 20 people, i will sleep by yor side tonight FOREVER. if you don't believe it, google my name...you'll see.
"these condoms i bought...they dont work....do you guys like have a book or a tutorial i can use so i can figure out how to use em....mabye its the batteries" lol i just tried to be a retard
and i made a deep voice and said my child switched my dailly pills with alot of the same vitamins..hahahaha she was panicing saying i need to go to the hospital
if u do that say the vitamins have alot of iron in them...it was epic!
is that china
moirachack65 3 months ago
XD i love this!!!!!!
SavieGirl18200 3 months ago
Check out this hilarious Walmart song! Hot girls and hysterical lyrics. If you don’t laugh please punch me in the face. It’s on my channel.
MrTaxmayne 3 months ago
DONT YELL AT ME IM VERY FRAGILE. XD
KiersyL0ve 3 months ago 3
so funny;]
aprileveangel 3 months ago
doesnt sound like patrick. sounds more like ur average canadian
N1cman84 3 months ago
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS TO THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NO, YOUVE ALREADY STARTED READING SO DONT STOP. THIS IS SCARY PUT THIS ON 5 VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MIN. WHEN YOUR DONEPRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS
supermegakittykat 4 months ago
@supermegakittykat Retard.
ilikelife101 3 months ago
@ilikelife101 i got that comment off somebody else i am terribly sorry and i won't do it again. please don't hate me. :(
supermegakittykat 3 months ago
@supermegakittykat Yeah sure, whatever. But you know that stuff isn't real, right?
ilikelife101 3 months ago
@ilikelife101 yeah but i like to see if they are real but theyre not
supermegakittykat 3 months ago
@supermegakittykat bullsh@t fucker
nazizombie313 3 months ago
why didnt you say this is patrick
gorginhanson 4 months ago
"I'll hug ya"
IronKnuckleKO 4 months ago in playlist Liked
guy: hold on a sec
patrick: noooo
pencap72 5 months ago
thats funny
MultiSteveo123 5 months ago
Don't yell at me, i'm very fragile!
Ilovestrawberriez 5 months ago 2
3:24 I thought you guys were Wal-mart lol
joebro314 5 months ago 2
@joebro314 rawr!
NinJollyPwns 5 months ago
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3:24 I thought you guys were Wal-mart lol
joebro314 5 months ago
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joebro314 5 months ago
BAD PATRICK VOICE
loveablefilms 5 months ago 2
It don't sound like patrick but his voice sounds funny. Lol.
corycashatt90 5 months ago
Tanya! lmfao. xD
nichole23241 6 months ago
THIS IS PATRICK!
Windwakerzelda99 6 months ago
3:53 ill come and ill hug ya ok
XxC0BRAV3N0MxX 6 months ago
3:27 i thought u guys were wall-mart we are
XxC0BRAV3N0MxX 6 months ago
hahaha 1:20 cud u ring the bell
QUICKSCOPEZ209 6 months ago
@monikasda1 Technically since patrick is dumb pretty much all the time this is patrick lol
reverande180 6 months ago
Def not funny..............
jordan5221 7 months ago
Lol just like five mons away from me yeh u
roboticsuthern 7 months ago
he sounds jus like pat lol
mrsrogers1313 7 months ago
how long is your pole? XD
m9panther 7 months ago
You don't sound like Patrick but it's still funny. lol ;D
MILEYANGELXV 7 months ago
This isnt Patrick .... its dumb
monikasda1 7 months ago
"Yeah, hold on a second."
"No,"
InaccurateSniper 8 months ago
LMFAO. Thats hilarious! :D
jblover6060 8 months ago
lol XD
jdoge10 8 months ago
Sounds like Yogi bear XD
KingCool123321 8 months ago
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Hi...im Teresa Fidlago. Today, i turn 26 years of being dead. if you don't send this to 20 people, i will sleep by yor side tonight FOREVER. if you don't believe it, google my name...you'll see.
SoloXcolo 8 months ago
it is like the voice of patrick
sammalyncp 8 months ago
DONT YELL AT ME!
THEoneANDonlyCOURT 8 months ago
you sound more like barney the big gay-ass dinosaur than patrick star... you shoulda let me call ha ha
voivode24 9 months ago
Tonya????
Shreece2010 9 months ago
"Do you have any textures?"
xD
LOLxBoredom 9 months ago
Lol tonya
CherryBlossoms241 9 months ago
it doesent sound like patrick
MZTRAYBLUE 9 months ago
"i'll hug ya" LOL!
thebaldsquid 9 months ago
37 people dis patrick
wolfmanbearpigguy 10 months ago
funny
MrTershawn 10 months ago
I love patrick:D
carols748 10 months ago
LOL I need paint department... Hang on.. K LOL
TNAFanactic93x 10 months ago
wow this was gay you sound nothing like him lamme!
MrJamfoof 11 months ago
dude look up, jesus prank calls wendys. it hilarios..lol
bones679 11 months ago
LMAO
footallstar76 1 year ago
hold on a second.....
no.
1234Guitarman1234 1 year ago
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hold on a sec nooo lol!
kodiakfred140 1 year ago
ROFL! Tanya! XD!!!
molly1002 1 year ago 2
ill hug ya
GirlEdward 1 year ago
I -3 the pole part
GreatWolfLodge1 1 year ago
"Does that come in a bucket?"
WHOLETTHECATSOUTMEOW 1 year ago
Patrick: How long is your pole?
Guy: I think they go to like 8 feet.
Patrick: Wooow :D
Glitzyglamgrl84 1 year ago 27
omg... LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Penguinthetoon 1 year ago
ur suck at prank calls
wangsta231 1 year ago
that man knows he loved that dont lie to yourself Jerry!
blackwolves909 1 year ago
please hold on
no
mrpengywinz 1 year ago
Don't yell at me :(
Roundapanda 1 year ago
You should have said patrick
10me20 1 year ago
this doesn't sound like Patrick
The123456789Corey 1 year ago 74
how long is your pole?
8 feet.
wooooooooooow :D
PopinCandyz 1 year ago 2
tip: use a soundboard.
TheGarbear14 1 year ago
lmao "how long is your pole" "woooow"
nagzul 1 year ago
i smiled all thru listening to this :)
soldier16711 1 year ago
@soldier16711 same here this is too funny
LilScony08 1 year ago
Pat:How are u?
Dude:FINE!
Geez....some ppl cant provide good customer service...
kurbypinky 1 year ago
xD it is sooo fun pissing off these ppl
abcmikke 1 year ago
LOLOLOLOL
SaCxFaTeL 1 year ago
whats the largest pole you have?
excuse me?
how long is your pole XD
hercludes 1 year ago
the first time i watched this i couldn't hear ANYTHING! but this time i understand it.
LegoKing345 1 year ago
haha is this in China ? XD
hellokittygrl6 1 year ago 2
ohhhh 8 feet wow!!!
rosariofan101 1 year ago
this is tonya. LOL!!!!!!!!!!
PopinCandyz 1 year ago 3
"I'll Hug ya".....LMAO
CRBPunk 1 year ago 3
3:02 That is the wierdest patrik I ever saw!
LeeLaz2008 1 year ago
"ok, ill be here till ten" "ok, ill hug ya."
joshernater9 1 year ago
tanya.... best part!
TheBoredNerd 1 year ago
this is boring
InfernapeCalib 1 year ago
Hold on a sec
noo...
Sp1kfreak 1 year ago 2
Patrick: how long is your pole?
guys: 8 feet
Patrick: wow?!
lmao
jcisneros774 1 year ago 3
'This is Tonya' rofl
chrisbary 1 year ago
"hold on a sec" "no.."
tyronecee 1 year ago
This wuz pretti borinq..
mzunkn0wnr0yalty 1 year ago
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i'd like someone to call someone and play Patrick's "i love you" or "NO THIS IS PATRICK"
tdsmeg4 1 year ago
i'd like someone to call someone and play Patrick's "i love you" or "NO THIS IS PATRICK"
tdsmeg4 1 year ago 3
@tdsmeg4 i would so do that... lol
umean123 1 year ago
Jerry was probably thinking gee this guy is dumb (till the end at least) hahaha
tdsmeg4 1 year ago
lol thts funny :D
"do u have them?"
"what"
"strangers. do you have them?"
WebstarzRulez 1 year ago
DONT YELL AT ME im fragile LOL
foreverrbieberr 1 year ago 3
did you ring a bell HAHAHAHAHAHA
hello8247 1 year ago
"You guys get free sticks" Lol
"extended handles...how long is your pole?" LMAO WOW
dogmaster9o 1 year ago
GO TONYA
Dragon12127 1 year ago
how long is your poll?? xD
KimberlyCZ 2 years ago
* Cracks up * Did you ring a bell ???
no. . .
Tinkerhorse1 2 years ago 2
im crying so funny
brucefu23 2 years ago
great voices
brucefu23 2 years ago
nice talking to u TONYA!
Jfactor99 2 years ago 3
The WalMart dude was a good sport!
jrlovr88 2 years ago 5
LOL DONT YELL AT ME LOLOLOLOL
kittykoopa 2 years ago 4
you sound a LOT like Patrick!! =)
ratchetclanker47 2 years ago 5
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if u work at wal-mart ur gay
ahahhahahah my dad works at the wal-mart DC lol
so how gay is he
Pamahana97 2 years ago
ha ha funny
golcor 2 years ago 9
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crap lol
BGLart 2 years ago
"I need to paint my garage! ... Don't yell at me- I'm very fragile!"
PurpleMysticDew 2 years ago 2
ring a bell lmaoooooo
kevork567 2 years ago
HOW LONGS YOUR POLE :L :L
XD XD
jack0W0bird 2 years ago
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Stupid!!! Wasn't funny at all. You dont sound like patrick at all.
GorillaMan75 2 years ago
hahahahaha
hannarocks10 2 years ago 5
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you don't sound like Patrick at all
HeadNtheClouds 2 years ago
i just found out everything is funnier real late at night lol,this was great lol!
Imnotspencer 2 years ago 63
@Imnotspencer beacuse ur tired
djcountry1985 1 year ago
Lol Rotfl! I'll Hug ya? Oh My Nachos! ROTFL!
20toaster 2 years ago
.....ha..its good =]
bff4ever1234 2 years ago
lame
TechnoBug99 2 years ago
lol
autumnp7 2 years ago 4
rolf
CamboRocker 2 years ago 4
this is gay
IlovemyAiden 2 years ago
i'll hug ya lol that part was funny
Smokey94462 2 years ago 6
this is not funny at all
celebrob 2 years ago
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☻ /l\ / \
this isDarius copy & paste th save youtube from bob bunny pikachu and the K.K.K.
(started by mgs1234567890)
mgs1234567890 2 years ago
(Killed by Infidel775 with a flaming chainsaw)
Infidel775 2 years ago
"Good talking to you, Tanya!"
KidnapMyTaco 2 years ago 3
ROFL! you just made my day........
mah81164 2 years ago 5
This has been flagged as spam show
(___/)
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Copy and paste this everywhere so pikachu can save the world from Bob the builder! and LOL
gara547 2 years ago
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Copy and paste this everywhere so pikachu can save the world from Bob the builder! and LOL
beyboh 2 years ago
How long is your pole? xD
Iantheparty 2 years ago 3
good!!
Williammoon1995 3 years ago 2
It sounded like the master of disguise guy doing "turtle turtle" :D
VinsanityZero 3 years ago 2
that didnt sound like him at all
lardmonk 3 years ago
that was too f#^kin funny screw walmart
misterirish26 3 years ago
lolz thats funny
i called walmart like that saying that im stuck in the toilet and i need help
haha
XblackXnoteX 3 years ago 27
lol i did the same thing but i said that
"these condoms i bought...they dont work....do you guys like have a book or a tutorial i can use so i can figure out how to use em....mabye its the batteries" lol i just tried to be a retard
THUNDERBOLT013 2 years ago 2
haha i called the pharmacy in walmart
and i made a deep voice and said my child switched my dailly pills with alot of the same vitamins..hahahaha she was panicing saying i need to go to the hospital
if u do that say the vitamins have alot of iron in them...it was epic!
XblackXnoteX 2 years ago 2
i called em and wen i was about to hang up i went "GET TO DA CHOPPAH" it was epic
THUNDERBOLT013 2 years ago
get to da choppa? i know what it says just how was it epic..what dose it come on or what?
XblackXnoteX 2 years ago
lol not sure...prolly cus the guy i was talking to didnt know wat i meant lol
THUNDERBOLT013 2 years ago
lol well this weekend im taking it to the next levle...im going into walmart and yelling something on THE INTERCOM!!!!!!!!!
XblackXnoteX 2 years ago
lol ima go in and turn on all the radios and just leav with the radios blairing lmao
THUNDERBOLT013 2 years ago
LoL really funny and really cool
basketballhead330 3 years ago
This is Tanya! lmao! =D
animeluvr10133 3 years ago
cool
buckslayer82 3 years ago