funny nursery rhymes

[IMakeVideosify]

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke marajuana. Jack got high lowered his fly asked Jill "Do you wanna." Jill said yes and dropped her dress. After a while they said "Fuck this constitution, hooray for prostitution!!!"

[choklatWARRIOR]

funny man haha

[MrSexxybeast6969]

great shit love it



[masterman397]

(sing this as .. row your boat tune)

fuck,fuck,fuck a duck

gently in the ass,

69 a porcupine,

orgy at the zoo

[gogetaX50]

I have a 10 inch penis,use your mouth if you wanna clean it!(south park)

[NnJvid3os]

three blind mice three blind mice WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY GOING

[RandomAndEpicVideos]

HAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAH ME AND MY FRIEND WERE LAUGHING SO HARD MAKE A ANOTHER PLZZZZZ

[Dcarnys]

Three blind mice see them run. Where the fuck are they going???

[jpmagicman720]

i laughed once, thats it :/

[mapooisawesome]

there once was a man from china, he thought he was a very good climber, he fell on a rock, slipped on his cock, and now he has a vagina.

there once was a man from peru, he dreamt of sucking 2 boobs. He woke up with a shock, spat out his grandpa's cock, and found that this worked out too.

ballemory, i wanked your friend cory, that was the way to go. ballemory, ill plug in till ur sorry, till your as wet as dory, the fish from finding nemo.

PONED! Feel free to use these against ur sluttish kids

[djw11150]

jack and jill went up the hill to find an empty hallow jack came back with a frown cuz jill wouldnt swallow

[BwsCali37]

LOLOL



[JADEGOODYSCORPSE]

If mini skirts got in the eyes, said the fairy to the gnome, we'd have a bit more cheeks to powder , and a bit more hair to comb.

[daf700]

hickory dickory dock

your mum went down on my cock

clock struck 2, out came my goo

and i put her at the other end of the block

[KingfisnPunk]

marry had a little sheep ..she took it to bed with her to sleep ....the sheep turned out to be a ram...now marry has a little lamb

[FuryStar2008]

Jack and Jill went up the hill so jack could lick jill's fanny,

But jack got a shock and a mouth-ful of cock,

Because it turns out Jill was a tranny.

[MJloverrrrrrrrrr]

fuck is good

fuck is funny

fuck your teacher

fuck your school

a lot of people fuck for money

so why not fuck yourself and save your money

[BleedingHeartsBabyUK]

Mary had a little lamb, its fleece all white and whispy

Along came foot and mouth disease, now it's black and crispy!

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's fanny,

Jack got a shock and a mouth full of jizz, because Jill's a pre-op tranny!

[jehlickis]

I hate ur video!!!!

[kestrelsuper1000]

what a heap of crap, i'd find it funnier being tarred and feathered

[leanne9922]

how bout this?

have you ever seen your granny making water, down by the old mill stream,

she pishes for an hour and a quarter, and you cannae see her erse for steam!

( chewin the fat )

[lightninglad8]

Whats the song at the start?!?!?!

[scotyboi96]

Roses are straight violettes are twisted bend over girl your about to get fisted

[baysixty7]

mary had a litlle lam it chewed up all the bedding she took ikt down the garden path and kicked its f***ing headin!

[Sm11029]

LOL

[grotlebodyslam3]

funny shit man

[Mrphillyful]

listen to this

i belive i can fly i got shot bye the icecream guy all i wanted was a popsicle then i ended up in the hospital

[emosua1]

andrew dice clay had to pay,the owner thought he was gay.

[aitchy2k10]

tellietubbies tellietubbies dip stick, larger, and toe

bubble gum bubble gum stick up your teachers bum if it sticks pull her tits yum yum bubble gum

[KoolKaterina]

how are these funny...?

[XxHAGGISxX]

humpty dumpty fucked a fat whore,

humpty dumpty fucked her some more,

all the kings horses and all the kings men,

bent the bitch over and fucked her again!!

[dale859]

learn to spell ass

[baysixty7]

i hate americans that fat basteds

[peteymac111]

hey mana ur rok ps read the video

[xxDEATHKILLERxx]

Anyone?!

[xxDEATHKILLERxx]

holy moldy bread! whats that sweet techno song at the end of the video called? anyone know? D:

[crich92]

amazing all you can say



[JoKeR2280]

Three blind mice, see how they run ... Where the fuck are they goin !!!!

[TWIZTEDxICP666]

theres more in the song 4 mp3

[optiplex6300]

mary mary quit contrary...trim that pussy its so dam hairy xDDDD

[XBalmoX]

Whats the song at the end??

[0OoRogersoO0]

Heres one for y'all. Jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high pulled down his fly and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes pulled up her dress and they started to have some fun, but stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

[sbarrett200]

old mother hubberd went to her cuboard to fetch her poor dog a a bone when she bent over rover took over n gave her a bone of her own :P

[musclesxmarinara]

What's the song in the beginning?

[Cudejo]

@musclesxmarinara

It's called Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss by Bloodhound Gang

[xXxSoulja95xXx]

Uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss by The Bloodhound Gang

[musclesxmarinara]

What's the name of the techno song in the beginninng?

[rodgerschandler1]

very mary quite contrary shave that pussy your momas so hairy

[KrazySoul1]

that was a trip cool

[nhragurl1]

andrew dice clay is trip i love him

[alwade24]

twinkle twinkle little star, how i wonder what you are, shine upon the parking lot, as i eat my girlfriends twat. OH!

georgie porgie puddin n pie blew his load in his girlfriends eye. and when her eye was clean and shut, georgie fucked that one eyed slut. OH!

hickory dickory dock, some chick was suckin my cock. the clock struck 2, i dropped my goo and i dumped the bitch on the next block. OH!

[TheKierandrapper]

listion to this

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water i dont know what they did up there but they came back with a daughter

[OralBeeCareful]

whats the song lol

[teethead]

@OralBeeCareful UM TIS UM TIS-bloodhound gang

[Skill3rKill3r]

lol very nice Chris

[athemador]

lol....... okay... well i admit it was funny. But that is sooooooooo weirdddddddddddddddddddddddddd­ddddddddddddddddddd...........­.....rlodjuew8g4uehgtu im soo bored, might as well type to myself again,.. anyway,,,,,, it was pretty good, and yea, yea, uhm yea, yea like, like, like, and like, and yea, like uhm, like yea, and, and, and yea, and tru ayye, and i like cake, depends on wat type of cake really .. i used to make mud cakes and petend to eat them :). people keep talKING TO ME!!! ANOYING

[farmanimal69]

@athemador what the fuck are you talking about?

[athemador]

@farmanimal69 LOL haha soz was extremely bored :P

[farmanimal69]

@athemador oh ok, hell i thought you were just high!

[athemador]

lmao

[08nessh]

funny as