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  • HI! Good night! funny video.

  • lots of nijitsu leave oh good yaa lol

  • I'm a 15 stone Welshman with a bad back, and i've got more ninja in me!

  • Hahahahahahahaha

  • the mask makes him look like a rooster LOL

  • There was alot of good scenery in this video, but over all i found this person to be an insult to real ninjutsu practitioners everyware. I have trained in the way of Genbukan ninjutsu for 8 years now, i think this is one misguided individual. I respect that this person wanted to make this film but in the prosses of doing so they have brought shame on all ninjutsu practitioners.

  • @shinobiwarrior1990 sadly i must agree, they have disgraced the ninja name and pride. But they have shown one thing, they are at least interested in ninjutsu or show some interest in ninjology they might have something... i've been doing it for 6 years now.

  • @Shadowbangg yes, if they only get some real training under the belt and not just from watching movies like ninja assassin or american ninja then they will be able to fix this video lol

  • @shinobiwarrior1990 i complely agree with you, but at least the place looked good enough for ninja to maybe live in.

  • @Shadowbangg yea it is hard to tell if this was a real ninja village or just a place made to look like one lol. But it did rather convincing but at the same time it didnt, du to the fact that my shidoshi taught me that the clans of the koga and iga were always well hidden, it did not look like this was hidden at all. Still very beautifull though.

  • @shinobiwarrior1990 yes, very beautiful... The iga and koga villages are hidden, in fact all are, some (like mine) are hidden so that they look like a regular town to most people, but only 1 10,000th of the world would even know of it as a city, so only the people who live here know it's true purpose, only really skilled ninja are told it's the real village, i belong to the Tora clan (formed in the last 20 years).

  • @Shadowbangg i belong to the ginkai clan, its not so much of a clan though, only four of us at this time, my shidoshi moved hear to america from tokyo about 9 years ago and has taken me and a few others under his wing. we arnt alowed to show off our techniques and we cant realy talk too much about them either, my shidoshi says that what we know should only be taught to those with good hearts, and an ability for love, honor and stealth

  • @shinobiwarrior1990 I understand, he is a wise man, i am one of two left of our clan. there are about 17 different clans in this city, but 1,400 of 2,000 people here are ninja. I can say which techniques i learned because i Made the technique. I have made two techniques, one with devastating power (dark claw) and another with speed and precision, which is only used to protect those around you (Animal Chu). I have honor and stealth but love is the hardest for me, which is why i made Animal Chu.

  • @Shadowbangg i think love is the hardest for most of us, but that is what makes us human. But what we lack in one area we always make up for in another. As long as we keep trying and dont give up we can fix our errors. Never stay to one style and always keep an open mind, in order to acheive perfection in all aspects of life and martial arts.

  • @shinobiwarrior1990 yes, i don't really have many emotions at all, i had to supress them in order to be a better ninja, and now i'm perfect at acting, i'm learning several martial arts, but i won't be able to learn them all, theres over 500 by my count.

  • @shinobiwarrior1990 if your a ninja why would you talk abot it

  • @criminalmindgames simple, ninjutsu is not what it was in the days of futal japan, now it is more practiced in a dojo of somekind rather than in a secret area ware you are trained for killing, spying and all of that. The meaning of ninja or shinobi has changed greatly since those days but it is still the same in some ways. But it is no longer about only survival it has become an art, though it is still lethal it is not what it once was.

  • @shinobiwarrior1990 exactly

  • @Shadowbangg

    disgraced, perhaps, but as you said at least there is interest. hatsumi sensei, i believe, is a afraid that the arts will die, along all of the magnificance that goes hand and hand with it. as awesomely important as the taijutsu is, there is so much more within the 9 schools, things that can make a person seem to be a god. looking at it from the quantum physics side of things, keeping the name alive, alone, will help the arts survive.

  • @bdkelevra i am keeping the name alive, i am a true ninja. i walk silently i know several martial arts (including my clans secret martial arts) and i can do anything silently, i scale walls and everything. By definition of the word "ninja" i meet the qualifications.

  • @bdkelevra i'm here so ninja will never die out. I'll be around for the next 50 yearS (at least) and teach people the way of the ninja, and i will continue to be a ninja, each time the previous generation is done, the new generation steps in... that's what i believe will happen, and i'm the next generation.

  • @Shadowbangg

    i am glad you see it this way. so long as this view exists without ego, you very well may be the next generation. i strive to follow this same path.

  • @bdkelevra that means ninja won't die out, not for a long time anyway. :)

  • @Shadowbangg Your either a dumbass for giving away that your a ninja because if you are one or your really a ninja using mind fucks on people

  • @criminalmindgames Neither, as long as no one knows where i am everyone is safe. And i can also handle myself in any type of fight, barehanded or with any weapon, including me vs. a group. So that means i don't need to worry about anything.

  • @Shadowbangg you are retarded i would beat your little ass you are brinwashed into thinking your a real ninja i feel sorry for you you must be the biggest tool ever go back to jerking off all night fagget,,,,,,,,,you want a real fight come at me fucker

  • @criminalmindgames Wow, you get so scared over nothing and start swearing like you actually have something to defend. Well i don't care what you say, it's probably lies or jelousy, but i don't care. I won't be like you being scared of everything. So have a good day :D

  • @Shadowbangg scared hahaha lol your serious riught?

  • @criminalmindgames Well whatever, you got your oppinion and i got mine, right? So talk to you later.

  • So again what ninja house in Japan is this?

  • Is there some humor in it? Sure, but he's actually filmed some cool stuff in here too (like the ninja house we get to see for a fraction of a second). I personally don't think that this was meant to be humorous, but to actually show people a ninja house in Japan (looks pretty cool actually).

  • To those of you who DO know what ninja houses are, thank you, I only wish more people in America knew what Ninja houses were, and did actual research on authentic shinobi and ninjutsu like you have.

  • @AnGobh Well, I just study ninjitsu, I don't have a ninja house.

  • This especially applies to ninja houses (the most important and actual historical aspect of ninjas and shinobi). Or let me guess, is that something that they didn't teach you in the Bujinkan? or "ninja school?" Do your research people. Stop getting your information solely from what people believe to be "ninja martial arts".

  • Ninjutsu isn't just about training and falls and throws, it's about survival skills and techniques, medicine and pharmacology, gunpowder recipes, and setting up tricks/traps (and yes, also cool gadgets, but a ninja finds ways to make his own gear and gadgets, making sure it doesn't fail on him).

  • I really like the underground well that you guys showed in the first 33- 44 seconds, pretty cool stuff (and a very nice ninja house). For those of you "real ninja" who feel so compelled to shoot this video down, how many of you so-called "reaL ninja" have heard of ninja houses, hmm??

  • btw, what ninja house/village in japan is this from?

  • You fucking homos. You got too much time on your hands. Go away and eat dog shit you worthless bastards.

  • I guess no one else sees the humor in this. I don't know if this guy was trying to be funny, but seeing these "ninja" antics is cracking me up. Especially considering the actual locational shots done (in Japan?)

    I love the freeze-frame on the rope-swing. ROFL.

  • There's a difference between recognizing what is supposed to be a joke and thinking it is funny.

  • Whatever is funny is...whatever you think is funny. It's purely subjective.

  • If it was purely subjective, there would be no such thing as comedians. Comedy movies wouldn't exist. JOKES wouldn't even exist.

  • Of course they would. Ever heard of "consensus"? Not to mention the contagious form of laughter with groups of people.

  • You are arguing against your own point. Please continue.

  • Let me clarify for you, since you're a little slow...I never said that I was *with* the concensus. In fact, I almost never am.

    Which is why I haven't found much comedy on TV or in movies very funny in the last 10 years.

    But this video is funny to me...which clearly goes against popular opinion i.e. the "concensus".

  • No let me clarify for you. You guessed that the reason nobody else finds the video funny is because they don't see the humor. In other words, the joke is over their head, and they miss it. I explained that you can understand a joke and still think it isn't funny.

    Then you claimed humor is purely subjective. You then said that laughter is contagious. These two ideas contradict each other. Seeing a group of people laugh at some arbitrary thing is objectively funny if laughter is contagious.

  • fake and gay

  • fake and gay

  • nice nike hightop ninja shoes

  • totally gay

  • gay

  • Long, log ago, in a derp, dark forseskin far from civilization, beyond a towering range of fail...well....Real Shitty Ninja is here...........

    fixd... k ur welcome bye

  • fuck ! ! ! nerdsssss !!!!

  • LOL WAT THE F! it looks like a purple version of KKK

  • You ain't no ninja

  • Guys u suck and u are really annoying omg what is this shit video?

  • answer to hellerZauberer

    yeah sagged pants originated from early 50s in jail. when an inmate wore his pants low it was a message meaning he was available. as in push my shit in available.

  • Sad, stop wasting our time...seriously

  • Anyone know what the sagged pants mean? It makes me laugh SO hard.

  • i think i just got dumber

  • hmmmm it seems to me a real nija wouldnt sag his pant

  • fags

  • BooOoo

  • Yeah sure ninja's sag there pants

  • Hatsumi sensei is not of ninja bloodline. His sensei, Takamatsu, was the last living ninja of authentic bloodline. Takamatsu passed the soke title on to Hatsumi. Read some of Matsumi's earleir books like Essence of Ninjutsu, it explains everything. Hope this helps.

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  • just look him up. he is the grandmaster of the biggest ninjutsu dojo all over the world the bujinkan. grandmaster masaaki hatsumi

  • your the idiot narutosoraowns. there is only one live ninja master left. he is the last living ninja to see action. those he trains are not ninjas they do not assassinate people. therefore they are not ninjas they are only trained in ninjutsu but being trained does not make one a ninja

  • who is he?

  • ninjas dont wear redish hoodies and jeans

  • what did u use to make the effects?

  • Ninjas dont use Jeans on the butt

    =.=

  • What is this shit! Some crap!

  • hey ninja! can you suck my clitoris?

  • THIS SUCKS !!!

  • HAHAHAHAHA

    ...hilarious.

  • seriusly???

    i could kick this dudes ass in a heart beat....

    no offense but im a ninja in training myself and i have better skills than your wack ass

    ps im 14

  • And I could, in turn, kick YOUR motherfucking ass, bitch!

  • wow? haha, "seriusly". It's obvious your 14 but your not a ninja in training. If your talking about ninjitsu or even some ridiculous online things your learning thats good, but wrong. You can not be a ninja anymore, there are no sensei's left to teach it. Only ninjitsu teaches, but being a ninja means more than that

  • actually there is one surviving ninja master. masaki hatsumi. look him up

  • lol theres more then one master idiot just not many grand masters case every on that finishes trainnig is considerd a master unless u do it the old way then u wil be an appretice for 5 years then a for 10 years after u will train as a ninja and then for 5 years after that u will traifor your mastery then for grand mastery you must defeat your master but your master must be a grand master

  • Yeah, you may be 14 and have the physical strength and ability to beat him up, but you sure don't seem to have the brain capacity to realize that... he's not really a ninja.

    Can't be a good fighter with muscle alone. Work on that dude.

  • Who says being a ninja has anything to do with fighting?

  • Very good point. People who watch t.v. think they know everything there is to know about everything.

  • lovely, just lovely

  • yup we have a kid at school he trys to speak japanese but he cant we have a japanese teacher he told he he couldnt

  • you guys should fucking grow up

    i mean what were you expecting posting this shit

  • its PRANK PATROL!

  • wat idiots

  • Y ninja like my mom ^^

  • agreed this is simply ridiculous

  • bullshit

  • i love this album! yay! ^_^

  • that was fucking stupid

  • stupid

  • ?>?

  • gay

  • dont think a ninja whould be sagging

  • STUPID PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!

  • these music is a masterpiece especially those hokey off not guitar licks

  • altough this is disrespectfull for the martial art of Ninjitsu(i practice in Ninjitsu Silat, so i really am a ninja, in training) it's still freaking funny. Laught hard, especially about the way you were dressed as a "ninja", nothing was right that made it funny.

  • Real Ninja's don't announce themselves on youtube you silly arse. They don't tell anyone they take part. Yaou don't really think that Hatsumi is the top dog do you? It's like thinking MI5 AND MI6 are really the english secret service, it's the public front. You can't operate secretly and announce your training in the public domain. Your missing the point.

  • Completely unrelated but I'm a grammar Nazi.

    Ninjas*

    You*

    you're*

    Just the spelling mistakes.

  • Thanks english teacher. I really think it's important to correct grammar. Wish I had time to do that, maybe I'll start doing that instead of offering comments relating to the subject matter. Good idea. Consider me converted!

  • HEIL DER FUHRER!

  • Hitler can kiss my ass!!

  • seriously i guess he needs more training lol

  • You're not a real practisioner of Ninjutsu if you announce it! And it's not Ninjitsu!

  • ok you're an computer nerd. i am 100% sure. You watch way to much tv boy/girl. Go live outside instead of behind you're computer and tv watching anime. Oh no the art of ninja is not ninjitsu, please shut up you emberace yourself.

  • Well hum art of ninja is nijitsu/ninjutsu but theres no dumb chakra summoning and blablabla

  • Pokemon adventures I love that game. what was the purple one?

  • umm... i...umm...what?

  • i dont think its bad i like all the scorls in it but i think you need to get some better pichers like the one with you on a wall it should be cut up so it looks like its a bit more of the ground and stuf like that. but i think its cool that at lest you vid some thing you like.

    keep it up!

  • WTF?

    This is Ähhmmm... I don´t know what this is

  • everyone is being so mean T^T ne one that has a hoodie like that is awesome and people should not be mean to ne one that wants to be a ninja i wanna be a ninja you wanna be mean to me

  • i concur.

  • WTF Is this shit?

    You fail, I'm with that guy who said there should be zero-star ratings for wank like this.

  • ahahahahaha

  • wtf is this heep of shit !!!!!!

  • Dickhead

  • They should create a 0 star rating for vids like this. I hate that I had to even give it one star.

  • lame as hell.

  • ROFLMFAO funny as hell nice vid LOL

  • its just u and your friends in japan

  • GAYEST VID EVER.

  • it makes me wanna vomit

  • wtf? u called this ninja? i feel it is more like a stuntman for a action pack movie

  • dude this video is so gay i cant believe my eyes it sucks so delete it from youtube noobies

  • LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­! mad gay.

  • gayest ninja EVER!!!

  • this fake ninja was a former rehabilitation patient.

    i think he took up heroine since birth. ^_^

    hahahahahahaha.

    what kind of a ninja wears a stupid mask and a purple suit?

    a real ninja better be naked than wear this gay attire.

  • you would like that wouldnt you...

  • why do u have to fight over somthing so little on youtube get out of ur house stop yelling at the world devilhunterred brought up his race for no reason retro uses the word retarded wich is the only thing devil can use against him and devil what does

    'as if a white kid like u knows more about my culture'mean im white and more and ill tell u more about shogun iga goda all that and the way ppl lived and that with out wikipedia

  • Pirates destroy u all

  • LOL yeah of course

  • Ninjas are truly overrated. They are merely Japanese assasins who dresses in a cool black tight suit with throwing stars and short swords.

  • 'merely assassins'...okay, -you- try assassination and see how much fear you can instill in a nation. post it on youtube so we know it's for real, too.

    DISCLAIMER: don't attempt assassination without the proper training or equipment or a backup plan such as bribing the local authorities or a getaway car or a vow to harikari if caught so as to not betray to the intended victim who sent you. also, don't drink and drive, unless you're driving the games in the arcade (bribe authorites here, too)

  • your argument is deeply flawed. Did i ever claim that i can execute an assasination? LOL.

    ninjas are merely assasins, they are no different than the assasins from ancient china, aztec, or babylons. ninjas got their hype from the 50s-70s due to pop culture of movies, TMNT, shinobi games and such.

    you really think that ninjas can disappear into thin air, blend into darkness completely and do their magic scrolls?

    Give me a break.

  • the ninja got their 'hype' from killing samurai who were legends in their own lifetime, goofy. I believe that ninja simply move quickly, intelligently, and stealthily enough to bewilder a pursuer in many environments.

    the ninja are part of the assassins from ancient china, and they have kept the culture alive to this day, more successfully than aztec and babylon. and not through the popC, through training and performance in the real world.

    anyways, the previous comment was humorous, not arguing

  • i dont think ninjas were used much to kill samurais in fedual japan. they were used more for espionage and assasinating enemy generals and such, things that samurais weren't allowed to do

    ninjas weren't from china anyhow, ancient chinese had assains just like ninja, but they call them shasho not ninja

    i dont think ninjas were the best assasins and spies from the ancient world, they are just the most well known

  • You have no idea wat a REAL ninja is.

  • you watch too much TMNT and played too much Ninja Gaiden to know the real truth.

    big words coming from a white kid who has no idea of the eastern asian culture.

  • Okay,

    1. I have NEVER watched TMNT, I think it's gay.

    2. And again, you have no idea what a real ninja is. Wtf? Where did TMNT come from? Retard. And i've never played Ninja Gaiden either. Wow, you have a really short temper.

  • In Japanese history, a ninja (忍者, ninja?) was someone specially trained in a variety of unorthodox arts of war. The methods used by ninja included assassination, espionage, and a variety of martial arts. Look it up on Wikipedia. There not just assassins who wear "cool" looking clothes. And they don't just use throwing stars and short swords. They use alot of crap.

  • do you even know what the word 忍者 means?

    if you have even read anything i have typed, you would know i have mentioned all the craps you have just said.

    you are wasting my time

  • I told you look it up on wikipedia retard.

  • if you need wikipedia to know what a ninja is, you are you truly hopeless....

  • I didn't say I needed wikipedia to know what a Ninja is. But with the level of retardation your at it explains every detail. You know what, forget you. You don't know what your talking about, and you get all mad just because someone disagrees with you.

  • ummm right....know that you are talking to an asian kid living in Asia and Eastern Asian culture every day for the past 5 years.

    I dont know what im talking about.....lol right.....as if a white kid like you knows more about my culture than i do lol

  • WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?? You really DONT know what your talking about do you. I'm just talking about a freaking ninja. Not your entire freakin culture. And sense when did race get into this? And i'm not just white you retard. you know what, i'm done with you your just retarded.

  • Ninjas shaped up the course of asian history and its our culture that created what they were in ancient times. It's simimlar to how the Three Kingdoms era changed chinese history forever.

    you don't have a clue do you. ninjas and warriors and samurais have everything to do with the asian culture, MY culture. And it's something that a white kid like you would never even come close to understand.

  • the way how you resort to using the word "retard" as an offence comes to show just how immature and idiotic you are.

    Have a nice day.

  • thanks I will -_-

  • WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?? You really DONT know what your talking about do you. I'm just talking about a freaking ninja. Not your entire freakin culture. And sense when did race get into this? And i'm not just white you retard. you know what, i'm done with you your just retarded.

  • you are not very bright aren't you?

    i was speaking in sarcasm. most ppl are obsessed with ninjas coz of the misconception that ninjas wear sleek black outfits that use deadly shurikens and can disappear into the darkness and reappear at will and other bs

    what i have been saying is that a real ninja can't do any of these things, and shurikens are overrated, its effective range is merely 10m and its purpose is to disarm not kill

    maybe you should learn how to read better next time

  • And I did read what you said. You said ninjas are just assassins that wear black outfits, use shurikens, and short swords -_-

  • look up sarcasm on wikipedia reatard.

    like i said, you are not very bright are you.

  • haha I feel like I am the only one who finds the humor in this

  • eh.

  • whats the point of making a teletubie ninja wanabe

  • Real ninjas don't always wear black, but they almost never wear purple, this is so fake.

  • maybe it's the ninja formerly known as prince

  • Looks like a nice town to live in, I want to move to japan , Are there any homes for sely? The song sucked also, the ninja was gay as hell.

  • dumbest vid . purple suit guy is a fag.

  • idiots...

  • -_-

    r u serious?

  • WTF!!!! Wats this shittt

  • the guy in the purple suit looks like a dork

  • eh cool but not ya know? the dude in purple should've been wearing mostly black aaaaaaaand that ninja village didn't seem too believable xept 4 thr temple but i did 4/5 just for the effort and the song

  • Not bad.... who's the loser in the purple hoodie by the way?

  • Cool =)

  • stupid ninja but nice village

  • This video is of the Koga ninja park in Nara prefecture. (Formerly known as the Iga-Koga areas)