for me, maybe that a ex friend of mine would be executed for the FIRST time he complains about his so called "girlfriends" after my presidential run and election to the supreme overlord of Finland
TEXAS! :P as far as gay marriage. the topic is still relevant.. .and hey if straight people can fuck up by getting married so can homosexual people... just saying. (law i would pass... decriminalize weed.) :)
u rip on people for driving a F-150??? I tell u what if u drive a IMPORT (Honda, Toyota or Nissan) ur in the CLOSET N NEED TO COME OUT.....
Imports
making a 11 sec run is a lot like comin out of the closet.. U may suprise a few but ur still GAY..... Take ur shitty ass no styling under horsepower lil ricer n drive off a cliff....
anyone who makes that pose with the arms up and elbows out, you know the "wtf you lookin at" pose... 14 1/2 years in a maximum security prison... if you do it in prison you get a new sentence of 14 1/2 years on top of whatever else you have already.
Hmm term limits for congress, one pool that all the canadates draw from rather than a campain fund for each one. And (this is the big one) bills should stand alone and be no more than 3 pages in length. No piggybacking, and keep the word twisting lawyers out of our goverment as much as we can. Thats what i would try to pass.
u must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste to be saved
if i was president my ruling would be - NO *UCKIN HOMEWORK EVER (if u gave out homework u would go to jail for 4 years!!!) n NO TAKS!!! ( they spend the whole year preparing 4 this stupid taks when i think they should be preparing u 4 the job u would like 2 do! or 4 life just cover the main things like managing money, how to cook, n 4 some ppl learn to read a clock! n ect.)
The big picture is that both Mccain and Obama are puppets, but unfortunately most people are to busy fighting or flaming the other side to wake up and start looking for strings.
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problem with this nis that presidents really don't pass laws only on certain points mostly they execute laws they can however propose laws, the other problems is that much of the power is reserved for the states. The onbly way you would get gay marriage passed everywhere however is to either have the supreme court rule on it or pass an amendment to the constitution otherwise it is up to the state.
YES! YES! I TOTALLY AGREE WITH THE AMERICAN THING! anyway, if i were president i would pass a law that.... I have no idea.... dammit.... oh well. whatever. that's all i've got to say.
Any crime that gets you in prison for 25 years or more is an automatic death sentence. This includes murders of any kind; direct (homicide), Indirect (suicide/accidental) or attempts.
Legalize marijuana, because with all the fuss people make with saving the economy...dont waste food....all that shit, and yet marijuana can do SO MANY GOOD THINGS for you, people still hate it because someone a long time ago called it a drug and someone else decided to say it ruined lifes.
If i was president i think i would i would try to let that guy go. Who stole all that meat. I mean so what he like meat in his mouth and alot of it at that. And who are we to judge and the first law i want would be to elect me as a total dictator. And we go to war with Canada!!! Death to Candians. XD
i would pass a law that legalized that green plant that use to be a major source of income for the founding fathers of our country. under my law the Gov. would be the only legal distributor of the "product" taking away all the proceeds from people that are not willing to obey the law and putting it in the hands of the government, reducing our debt/taxes. yes i said legalize marijuana
I just watched this video, Loved It as usual. but if i was president i would pass a law that would subject single mothers who think their child is a free meal ticket, to provide proof of where there money is going. for instance, i pay child support 85$ a week, and visit my daughter twice a week. and she never has anything, no diapers, no new clothes, no toys, etc etc.... so where is this money going? no one knows, no one cares! am i funding the party habits of my "BM" and her new man?
death row maximum time: 1 year. I think its ridiculous how pple wait to die for like 5 years. no mixing church and state. that means that it would be illegal for priests to say who to vote for or stuff. gay marriage approval. :] oh and all endangered or near endangered animals must be kept in exhibits or whatever. and no hunting endangered or near endangered species. NONE. NOOPE. noooooone.
I'd pass the law a law saying people who write hate comments (not for good reason) have to walk around in 5 winter coats, snow pants, and tight rubber underware on a 100 degree day
1. if a vote towards war is passed, all members of congress and the house who have a child able to fight, their kids will be sent out first. diplomacy would become fashionable.
Anyone who supports the Westboro baptist church must get raped in the ass daily if they wish to keep their religion... I bet thet'll shut em down real quick.
if i were prez, i'd legalize weed (and no, i dont smoke pot) and i'd make being a douchebag a federal offence, with 25-life, and in extreme cases, death.
There's a real law in texas that if your going to kill someone, you have to contact them either by mail or the phone, giving a 24 hour notice and explaining the nature of the crime to be commited... how retarded to they think killers are?
my first law would be to kill your self if you dont think dane cook is funny(that way every one would be dead by night fall and there will be no more lines to wait on to go on a ride at disney land)
I would quarintine everyone in africa who has aids to a large enviorment where they can live the rest of there lives, and when there dead...no more aids....and i would also promote safe sex or no sex to everyone else who doesnt have aids....
seems desprate and stupid but its worth a try until they find a cure
I'd reinstate the death sentence for any murder that has multiple witnesses/other proof, removing any chance of dragging it our for 30 years or just being called crazy and stuck in a mental health hospital.
I'd also add the death sentence for rape.
And like you, I bet I could get both passed in texas
To legalize gay marriage, stricter laws for teenagers who do things like assault, and that you can only charge with assault for critical injury. No more of that "they grabbed my arm" crap just because you hate a person.
My law: EPIC POTATO CHIP EATING IS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH BECAUSE THAT MEANS YOU ARE A SERIAL KILLER!!!
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OK unless you watch Death Note you won't get that, and even if you have watched Death Note you'd have to be a pretty hardcore fan to get that (kind of like meh, my username is the same as one of the main characters).
my first act would be to replace stupid shows like spongebob squarepants, league of super evil and grossology with cool shows like medabots, astroboy and case closed.
this is the part were i say something negative in response to you. but i'm not going to, you think i have a mental disability for liking astro boy at my age. this is the last time i'm going to respond to you and i think you're the one who needs to grow up.
lol My first act as president is: Every other month is vacation, every other month is school. :] OR Divorce is illegal but all who are battered are acceptable. i mean cmon, one fight and yu divorce the love of your life? OR People must vote for what TV shows should stay (must be 15 or older to vote cuz little kids will vote Hannah Montana -_-)
Making divorce is fucking retarded, so you would have to live with (In the case you propose) Psychological abuse, or neglect just cause you made the mistake of marrying some douchecunt?
(That's one of many scenario's that could happen.)
and every time i leave it open and i talk, it echoes and gets really loud
and once i was taking a nap and sound studio was on. my cat then decided to knock down my guitar, causing the LOUDEST THING EVER HEARD. i swear, an AC/DC concert is quieter than that thing [[not really....]]
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im a cocky obama supporter in the sense that I worked my ass off to get him elected and am fucking releived that retards no longer run our government, and very satisfied that the clones of those retards lost the election. I'm not retarded myself by not caring about whats best for the country, etc but I really think that I have to right to be a little arrogant for now.
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i would legalize marijuana!! tax the shit out of it and then make it illegal to use when you work at certain places and operate certain machinery, and of course, don't toke and drive! oh and i would also make the death sentence legal in every state. if you kill someone, you should die. an eye for an eye.
I'll make Disney stick to animated movies... I can't stand douches like Zac Efron and the Jonas brothers anymore!!! and no, I don't wanna read about Ashley Tisdale's new dog or Miley Cyrus' new incredibly stupid song in every magazine...
haha, i was seriously laughing my ass off, you are my new favorite person on youtube, first it was Chris Crocker, then it was Fred, then i watched 2 girls 1 cup reaction, ( a huge waste of 6 days) and then i found your video's thankss
and i would get passed that everyone who kills and/or hurts people and/or aniamls should have the same thing done to them, you matter how cruel! like if someone throws a cat out a window and then gets cut up, the person should do that too..yes im very morbid thanx
I would make it a law so that if you are a bigot like Nandooo93, you get burnt with two sticks. And then work for the people you are bashing with a big, bright smile on your face, and if that smile fades while you're at work for said person or people, you get burnt with three with three sticks. And you don't get paid. You just learn not to be a xenophobe.
Well just as long as gay people r being burnt with sticks all up for your idea. One thing though gay people will only be burn with 1 and only 1 stick because i dont think they are worth more than 1 and let's face it if we burn all of them with 3 sticks we would run out pretty fast. lol
lol i dont see how that is even possible but ok lets go with it. I understand you only want the sticks to be reserved for the u know who *cough* gays *cough*
You were right, you could get that law passed in Texas. =)
Speeddymon 5 days ago
for me, maybe that a ex friend of mine would be executed for the FIRST time he complains about his so called "girlfriends" after my presidential run and election to the supreme overlord of Finland
DesuDesuRampage 4 weeks ago
you fag, suck the jizz
pockmarkedbuttocks 2 months ago
TEXAS! :P as far as gay marriage. the topic is still relevant.. .and hey if straight people can fuck up by getting married so can homosexual people... just saying. (law i would pass... decriminalize weed.) :)
luckyluckyemmy 2 months ago
I'd also rule that gays can do whatever they want. Infact, if you're straight, you aren't aloud to marry.
Araclain 3 months ago
u rip on people for driving a F-150??? I tell u what if u drive a IMPORT (Honda, Toyota or Nissan) ur in the CLOSET N NEED TO COME OUT.....
Imports
making a 11 sec run is a lot like comin out of the closet.. U may suprise a few but ur still GAY..... Take ur shitty ass no styling under horsepower lil ricer n drive off a cliff....
Thegreatjoker13 3 months ago
@Thegreatjoker13 uh oh look like someone's compensating. :)
funny8823 3 months ago
I hate YOU. Douchebag of the millenium.
fuckinwayshegoes 9 months ago
The divide was never mended...
TheNobleBard 1 year ago
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"Everyone Type "Won" Before youtube.com
RE4LKLuTcH 1 year ago
my fav episode
gr743g43ggfb4 1 year ago
soo... are you like the new ray william johnson
zebaz58 1 year ago
@zebaz58 no considering that its 2011 and RWJ is now the most subscribed
veniceiceman 6 months ago
@veniceiceman LOL damn that was a long time ago i posted that comment i forgot about it XD
zebaz58 6 months ago
i dont agree with about anything he says but he is very VERY funny
atomicdeath1000 1 year ago
anyone who makes that pose with the arms up and elbows out, you know the "wtf you lookin at" pose... 14 1/2 years in a maximum security prison... if you do it in prison you get a new sentence of 14 1/2 years on top of whatever else you have already.
CrysVe 1 year ago
Hmm term limits for congress, one pool that all the canadates draw from rather than a campain fund for each one. And (this is the big one) bills should stand alone and be no more than 3 pages in length. No piggybacking, and keep the word twisting lawyers out of our goverment as much as we can. Thats what i would try to pass.
Thurlough1 1 year ago
ban the word "lol" when it does not make any sence.
exsample: going to the shop to buy a newpaper lol
senorgrande1984 1 year ago
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u must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste to be saved
ellaeverybody 1 year ago
LOL @ "I could get that passed in texas!"
DrunkenGuyOncrack 1 year ago
i miss this intro.
slipperywhenwet5 1 year ago
@slipperywhenwet5 I MISS THIS INTRO TOO!!
Phil, screw your other intros. It affects your views...yeah, your other intros SUCK!
Kelz06081984 1 year ago
Legalize weed
I don't smoke it
but I'd like for my mother to be able to chill out and stay chilled
Instead of being chilled out for an hour
then freaking out thinking she's gonna get caught
ThePigmented 1 year ago 4
QOTD: Legalize giving me a sweet ass car on my 16th birthday
Axion3812 1 year ago
if i was president my ruling would be - NO *UCKIN HOMEWORK EVER (if u gave out homework u would go to jail for 4 years!!!) n NO TAKS!!! ( they spend the whole year preparing 4 this stupid taks when i think they should be preparing u 4 the job u would like 2 do! or 4 life just cover the main things like managing money, how to cook, n 4 some ppl learn to read a clock! n ect.)
AthinaMuniz17 1 year ago
@AthinaMuniz17 ... Its just me, but i think u will b workin in a takSI
drunk4bar 1 year ago
but phil oprah lives in santa barbara
shineshinexc 1 year ago
how could u fier someone :(
TheEdithgreen 1 year ago
if you drive drunk you cant have a license, ever like in Europe.
scimd20 1 year ago
@scimd20 Just... oh so wrong.
forreforre 1 year ago
The big picture is that both Mccain and Obama are puppets, but unfortunately most people are to busy fighting or flaming the other side to wake up and start looking for strings.
remyllebeau77 1 year ago
your hurting my cub loving feelings phil..... probably right though...
keepongoingstrong 1 year ago
if you live in texas u are allowed to snipe Illeagal aliens coming over the boarder
mountianboarder09 1 year ago
QOTD: legalize gay marriage
jessbecuzyouluvme 1 year ago 2
QOTD: a law giving u 10-20 crimes where ur normally punished, after, 1 year prison and 5 new lives, then, DEATH
jonasn5 2 years ago
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Hey, sxephil! I'll have to admit, you're one cool guy for being so famous on YouTube!
Why don't you come visit my channel sometime? :)
Eye2EyeIIIV 2 years ago
gay marriage, I'm not gay though
nilsen93 2 years ago 2
LOL TEXAS AND DEATH PENALTYS
justforthesparks 2 years ago
my law would be HOT LEISBIANS NOW
514Dante 2 years ago
lol I guess Texas is free game for you lol always making fun of us :,( XD
kibaloverd 2 years ago 2
my president ruling...GAYS CAN MARRY ANYWHERE ANY TIME
Dracomalfoychat 2 years ago 54
yeah, that would definitely get passed in texas, worst drivers fucking ever
souleater7173 2 years ago
"guess what you need to go to LA."
"who is this?"
"shut up and go to LA!"
"dammit."
haha
tttrrroooyyy 2 years ago
if i were president, then i'll take over the world!!!! all bow down as i cause major sweet ass chaos and misery around the world!!!
MUAHAHAHA!
NOVAGIRL666 2 years ago
legalize pot...........its long overdue ffs!!
sixpounder37 2 years ago
if you watch this show then you must know about the douchebag of the day
now think of someone that stupid
and on pot
the world would end
just saying when you watch a show talking about the stupid people in the world you start to think
damn maybe we should stop being stupid
emmetk14 2 years ago
*high five*
ROCK1337ful 2 years ago
Dude, best car ever made is the any Koenigsegg CCGT
Only one was ever made...
PShizzzzle 2 years ago
No it was the toyota hilux the best piece o crap that you'd ever want
thatguru877 2 years ago
don't be hatin' on Chicago man
Kinsburo 2 years ago
anyone who fails to commit suicide gets 10 years of torture for failing that epically
ryan1271 2 years ago
QOTD: Marijuana and prostitution =) not because im trying to kiss ass to you phil but what you say makes a whole lotta sense
niglor 2 years ago
legalize recreational use of marijuana
DanKisLovE 2 years ago 3
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I WARNED YOU CHRISTIANS, DELIVERANCE IS COMING, SEAL YOUR SELF WITH HOLY SPIRIT!
Do not pollute yourself with pornography, violent entertainment, smoke, drugs, alcohol, evil words, etc. Remember this admonition of the Lord: Touch not the unclean thing; and I WILL RECEIVE YOU, And will be a Father unto you, and ye shall be my sons and daughters, saith the Lord Almighty. 2 Cor.6:17,18
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conceil8 2 years ago
Whenever someone cuts me off, I just vreak check the fuck pit of them
RsWeChanged 2 years ago
texas, would totally vote that in. we love the death penalty!..and we've got road rage. :)
borden0240 2 years ago
Running with a laptop,$1000 fine
tuneuponipod 2 years ago
problem with this nis that presidents really don't pass laws only on certain points mostly they execute laws they can however propose laws, the other problems is that much of the power is reserved for the states. The onbly way you would get gay marriage passed everywhere however is to either have the supreme court rule on it or pass an amendment to the constitution otherwise it is up to the state.
brentkillian 2 years ago
I would make gay marriage and abortions legal. Doesnt matter if I do or do not agree with it.
Its about thinking that you have the right to decide that some people dont deserve choices.
Maybe its just me, but I just dont get people justifying that.
katiepicaso 2 years ago
i hate abortion and i love gay marriage, but i agree with you 100%. ..i'd vote for you. lol.
borden0240 2 years ago
i agree with bradly675
Householdproductions 2 years ago
YES! YES! I TOTALLY AGREE WITH THE AMERICAN THING! anyway, if i were president i would pass a law that.... I have no idea.... dammit.... oh well. whatever. that's all i've got to say.
Barlelbry999 2 years ago
Any crime that gets you in prison for 25 years or more is an automatic death sentence. This includes murders of any kind; direct (homicide), Indirect (suicide/accidental) or attempts.
aprilsitaly 2 years ago
Suicide should automatically get you a death sentence?? xD
dmkellner25 2 years ago 32
I would change the national anthem to "Normal" by Porcupine Tree.
Achw3l 2 years ago
I think I would ban Uggs and Crocs.
bbknux1 2 years ago 4
THANKYOU!!! BAN BAN BAN!
sydco23 2 years ago
All girls with a Flat chest get a FREE enlargement.........or death...
wweadx2 2 years ago 2
Legalize marijuana, because with all the fuss people make with saving the economy...dont waste food....all that shit, and yet marijuana can do SO MANY GOOD THINGS for you, people still hate it because someone a long time ago called it a drug and someone else decided to say it ruined lifes.
iRant4u 2 years ago 2
If i was president i think i would i would try to let that guy go. Who stole all that meat. I mean so what he like meat in his mouth and alot of it at that. And who are we to judge and the first law i want would be to elect me as a total dictator. And we go to war with Canada!!! Death to Candians. XD
Bradley675 2 years ago
i would pass a law that legalized that green plant that use to be a major source of income for the founding fathers of our country. under my law the Gov. would be the only legal distributor of the "product" taking away all the proceeds from people that are not willing to obey the law and putting it in the hands of the government, reducing our debt/taxes. yes i said legalize marijuana
luderudecrude 2 years ago 4
I just watched this video, Loved It as usual. but if i was president i would pass a law that would subject single mothers who think their child is a free meal ticket, to provide proof of where there money is going. for instance, i pay child support 85$ a week, and visit my daughter twice a week. and she never has anything, no diapers, no new clothes, no toys, etc etc.... so where is this money going? no one knows, no one cares! am i funding the party habits of my "BM" and her new man?
TouchMeDevice82 2 years ago 4
death row maximum time: 1 year. I think its ridiculous how pple wait to die for like 5 years. no mixing church and state. that means that it would be illegal for priests to say who to vote for or stuff. gay marriage approval. :] oh and all endangered or near endangered animals must be kept in exhibits or whatever. and no hunting endangered or near endangered species. NONE. NOOPE. noooooone.
thepineappletalks 2 years ago
It is illegal to hunt endangered species, its called poaching. So mission accomplished Mr. President. Haha
777Spade777 2 years ago
i would pass a law that said free pussy
somewhitegothdude92 2 years ago 4
second
rocklee770 2 years ago
i love cats too
rocklee770 2 years ago
hahaha i hadnt tought of that but thats an awsome law!
TheShadowStained 2 years ago
approved
Timisminame 2 years ago
I'd pass the law a law saying people who write hate comments (not for good reason) have to walk around in 5 winter coats, snow pants, and tight rubber underware on a 100 degree day
GoodAngel445 2 years ago 4
wow thats crazy
lawl its science
cmam1 2 years ago
1. if a vote towards war is passed, all members of congress and the house who have a child able to fight, their kids will be sent out first. diplomacy would become fashionable.
themadtapper 2 years ago 3
I would pass universal health care or gay marriage.
gnnrdluv 2 years ago 2
whores should be legal but only if they want to do it if someone makes them do it that person gets dipped into acid :)
trriplade640 2 years ago
Anyone who supports the Westboro baptist church must get raped in the ass daily if they wish to keep their religion... I bet thet'll shut em down real quick.
draith007 2 years ago
if i were prez, i'd legalize weed (and no, i dont smoke pot) and i'd make being a douchebag a federal offence, with 25-life, and in extreme cases, death.
juniorMilenko 2 years ago 2
this one made me laugh so hard
kateforforever 2 years ago
all girls with tripple D's have to go topless lol
ChrisEllerbeck 2 years ago 7
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mcrrocksoutloud123 2 years ago 30
@mcrrocksoutloud123 YES ON 8 KEEP IT STRIGHT
MUJAHID56787 1 year ago
CHICAGO LOVES YOU TOO!! but we hae the BEARS & the WHITE SOX!( who won the 05 world series!)
Skip2731 2 years ago 2
ok now i know i was ment to watch these videos because i love tornados
PlaceFirst 2 years ago
Hey! I got a f-150, alot of people in Missouri do, most of us here drive trucks.
Dman753357 2 years ago
There's a real law in texas that if your going to kill someone, you have to contact them either by mail or the phone, giving a 24 hour notice and explaining the nature of the crime to be commited... how retarded to they think killers are?
DaAce96 2 years ago
lol if there gonna break one law might as well break the other
uncdude12 2 years ago
gay marriage i would make it legal everywere(no ime not gay i just had 69 with my gf)...(at least i think its a girl) lol jk
gothictiller12 2 years ago 5
i dont think he should be asking for more subscribers (3:15) if all of the youtubers are already subscribed to his channel :P
HappyJack1991 2 years ago
please watch my videos i put so much effort in !
cardboard365 2 years ago
my first law would be to kill your self if you dont think dane cook is funny(that way every one would be dead by night fall and there will be no more lines to wait on to go on a ride at disney land)
mysterE101 2 years ago
NCAA PLAYOFF!
AuburnPivot 2 years ago
i would make it so that the entire internet was free from music to memory foam matresses delivered to you (all free)
1ockedand1oaded 2 years ago
I would quarintine everyone in africa who has aids to a large enviorment where they can live the rest of there lives, and when there dead...no more aids....and i would also promote safe sex or no sex to everyone else who doesnt have aids....
seems desprate and stupid but its worth a try until they find a cure
6thhokagephil 2 years ago
CHICAGO LOVES YOU TOO PHIL. :D <3
Psyematique 2 years ago
I'd reinstate the death sentence for any murder that has multiple witnesses/other proof, removing any chance of dragging it our for 30 years or just being called crazy and stuck in a mental health hospital.
I'd also add the death sentence for rape.
And like you, I bet I could get both passed in texas
anakso 2 years ago
I guess you're right....I have an f150 and i have no penis.. because I'm a girl Yay! I use it to haul horses
Prettypennyjumper 2 years ago
My fisrt law would be if your one of those retarted kids who wear there hat sideways for no reason then there aloud to break your legs :)
danny4est 2 years ago
To legalize gay marriage, stricter laws for teenagers who do things like assault, and that you can only charge with assault for critical injury. No more of that "they grabbed my arm" crap just because you hate a person.
glassesfreak 2 years ago
If I were president I would have a death sentence for douche bags who argue over witch one is better , mac or pc .
xdifernencex 2 years ago
tiv is awesome, but its completely a waste of time since you wouldnt be able to see anything inside a tornado anyway
9bLaDe8 2 years ago
Stay tuned for PhillyD news!
Ultratext21 2 years ago
my law: its legal to punch stupid, ignorant, mean, or selfish people in the face, or in the nads if necessary, regardless of hierarchy
yootoobwii 2 years ago
OVER 9 TONS!
Brost31 2 years ago
My law: EPIC POTATO CHIP EATING IS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH BECAUSE THAT MEANS YOU ARE A SERIAL KILLER!!!
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OK unless you watch Death Note you won't get that, and even if you have watched Death Note you'd have to be a pretty hardcore fan to get that (kind of like meh, my username is the same as one of the main characters).
Llawliet246 2 years ago 2
oh. and universal healthcare. (at least for children)
Weltschmertz2020 2 years ago
I would legalize gay marriage and marijuana
Ban genetically engineered foods.
Weltschmertz2020 2 years ago 7
Fuck Yeah!
Rain995 2 years ago
*smiley face*
Weltschmertz2020 2 years ago
i agree 150% man!
colorsofmymind 2 years ago
Whoaa Phil...gotta lot of haters on this vid =(
MarSuLe8 2 years ago
Chicago also has the sears tower
orisidone 2 years ago
my law:if you're ignorant about something, then use it to try and prove a point- instant death sentence
bobathathegangsta 2 years ago
you fuckin idiot you talk to much
22brasa 2 years ago
my first act would be to replace stupid shows like spongebob squarepants, league of super evil and grossology with cool shows like medabots, astroboy and case closed.
Spiritan3mz 2 years ago 3
ur a fucking loser
xdifernencex 2 years ago
you can take your opinion and shove it up your ass, douchebag.
Spiritan3mz 2 years ago
Who cares about what you think? You're a 10 year old boy who can't get out past dark. YOU ARE PATHETIK !!
xdifernencex 2 years ago
i'm 21 you idiot.
Spiritan3mz 2 years ago
OMG YOU WATCH ASTRO BOY AT 21!!
does your mother also do your wash and change your underwear?
Do you have a mental disibility?
xdifernencex 2 years ago
this is the part were i say something negative in response to you. but i'm not going to, you think i have a mental disability for liking astro boy at my age. this is the last time i'm going to respond to you and i think you're the one who needs to grow up.
Spiritan3mz 2 years ago 2
LOL, Spiritan3mz! Are trying to be serious! FUCKING LOSER!
ELLYNCHO0 2 years ago
Well there are stupid immature people who like those shows. You'd be depriving them of their rights!
Some right or another....
Damn I don't know what I'm talking about....
Llawliet246 2 years ago
more like making those people very upset.
Spiritan3mz 2 years ago
Meh, yeah.
Llawliet246 2 years ago
Cubs WILLLLL win the world series one day.. It's been a year :*(
Hahaha, don't diss my team!
3rin3rin 2 years ago
lol My first act as president is: Every other month is vacation, every other month is school. :] OR Divorce is illegal but all who are battered are acceptable. i mean cmon, one fight and yu divorce the love of your life? OR People must vote for what TV shows should stay (must be 15 or older to vote cuz little kids will vote Hannah Montana -_-)
MbMShorti 2 years ago
I'm 14 and I wouldnt vote for Hannah Montana 0________o
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ELLYNCHO0 2 years ago
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MissPageRuth 2 years ago 3
Making divorce is fucking retarded, so you would have to live with (In the case you propose) Psychological abuse, or neglect just cause you made the mistake of marrying some douchecunt?
(That's one of many scenario's that could happen.)
stryder68 2 years ago
no they won't. well, some kids 7 and under will, but even then not all
bobathathegangsta 2 years ago
id make a law to cigerettes and up with weed :D
elliottmck 2 years ago
at the beginning
when the thing rings really loud
is that Sound Studio?
haha i have sound studio
and every time i leave it open and i talk, it echoes and gets really loud
and once i was taking a nap and sound studio was on. my cat then decided to knock down my guitar, causing the LOUDEST THING EVER HEARD. i swear, an AC/DC concert is quieter than that thing [[not really....]]
bottom line, i didn't need any help waking up.
freakchickindahows 2 years ago
phil the first law i would pass would be if someone hangs up on you on the phone they get the e-chair because thats worse then cutting someone off
mesk8er 2 years ago 2
My first act as president: Bring back Waffle Crisps cereal. Who's with me????
Datelesswonders 2 years ago 9
haha i am prop waffle crisps
NikeSportsStar1 2 years ago 6
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im a cocky obama supporter in the sense that I worked my ass off to get him elected and am fucking releived that retards no longer run our government, and very satisfied that the clones of those retards lost the election. I'm not retarded myself by not caring about whats best for the country, etc but I really think that I have to right to be a little arrogant for now.
taltom10 2 years ago
LEGALIZE MARIJUANA is the law i would make.
chicokarras1981 2 years ago 4
haha. the theme song. :P
nirvana4eva1 2 years ago
i would make the law for 3 minute school days?
amaurydakidd 2 years ago
so how do you talk to someone that dont shut the hell up??????
traceyrose23 2 years ago
hahahhahahaaahhahahahh at the start. man wtf is that?
iceman8995 2 years ago
hey i live in chicago... and you forgot we got the sears tower too lol
zVlPERz 2 years ago
And a giant metal bean that's pretty much useless else than a fucked up mirror.
(I live around Chicago as well.)
KairiAngel 2 years ago
lol ya that too
zVlPERz 2 years ago
f-750? that doesn't exist, the biggest they make is f-650 semi truck conversion lol
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jjl3651 2 years ago
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Universal187 2 years ago
i have a ford F-350 heavy duty and i'm a 18 y/o girl
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aprilsitaly 2 years ago
legalize gay marriage!
duh!
elenamk16 2 years ago
ha ha my ex has an f-150 . . . so true
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kitcat926 2 years ago
i would legalize marijuana!! tax the shit out of it and then make it illegal to use when you work at certain places and operate certain machinery, and of course, don't toke and drive! oh and i would also make the death sentence legal in every state. if you kill someone, you should die. an eye for an eye.
armywife7218 2 years ago 2
an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind :D
Religionlessgod666 2 years ago
no it doesnt. it makes victims and douchebags have one eye. instead of just victimes having one eye. i think the former sounds better
bengal142 2 years ago
it's not meant to be taken literally.
Religionlessgod666 2 years ago
I'll make Disney stick to animated movies... I can't stand douches like Zac Efron and the Jonas brothers anymore!!! and no, I don't wanna read about Ashley Tisdale's new dog or Miley Cyrus' new incredibly stupid song in every magazine...
God, I hate them!
dechagny 2 years ago 12
hear hear. ill drink to that.
bengal142 2 years ago
haha, i was seriously laughing my ass off, you are my new favorite person on youtube, first it was Chris Crocker, then it was Fred, then i watched 2 girls 1 cup reaction, ( a huge waste of 6 days) and then i found your video's thankss
and i would get passed that everyone who kills and/or hurts people and/or aniamls should have the same thing done to them, you matter how cruel! like if someone throws a cat out a window and then gets cut up, the person should do that too..yes im very morbid thanx
Ellen213113 2 years ago 3
hahaha the thing about chicago is so true cause i live in chicago
str4wb3rry13 2 years ago
this comment should be in your newest video
noprofits 2 years ago
I would legalize gay marriage everywhere in America. Cuz I wanna get married.
BringItOn159 2 years ago 6
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I would make a law that if you are gay u would be burnt in a stick
Nandooo93 2 years ago
Ow, my feelings.
BringItOn159 2 years ago
I would make it a law so that if you are a bigot like Nandooo93, you get burnt with two sticks. And then work for the people you are bashing with a big, bright smile on your face, and if that smile fades while you're at work for said person or people, you get burnt with three with three sticks. And you don't get paid. You just learn not to be a xenophobe.
Religionlessgod666 2 years ago
Well just as long as gay people r being burnt with sticks all up for your idea. One thing though gay people will only be burn with 1 and only 1 stick because i dont think they are worth more than 1 and let's face it if we burn all of them with 3 sticks we would run out pretty fast. lol
Nandooo93 2 years ago
I'd use you're bloody fingers to burn you if i ran out of sticks.
Religionlessgod666 2 years ago
lol i dont see how that is even possible but ok lets go with it. I understand you only want the sticks to be reserved for the u know who *cough* gays *cough*
Nandooo93 2 years ago