As Dr House said to Dr Cameron, "People choose the paths that grant them the greatest rewards for the least amount of effort. That's the law of nature, and you defied it. That's why I hired you. You could have married rich, could have been a model, you could have just shown up and people would have given you stuff. Lots of stuff, but you didn't; you worked your stunning little ass off."
5 subscribers to more than a 1,000,000 now... If I follow your reasoning, it means you got cuter even though your vids might have gotten worse!!! xD Not accurate though, you're still awesome!
augh there r so many girls in my school district who are absolute idiots but because they r sluttly and wear practically no clothes they r popular. even the kindergarteners. god.
um back than you had 5 subs and now your one of the most subed on youtube because most people now on youtube like funny vids or talking about everyday life problems more than sex
It's true. Looks do determine everything. One can't be a YouTube music artist without looking good, or else people won't be interested in watching. It's rediculous (: And i'm not just saying that because I'm ugly and I don't get any viewers for my guitar covers haha :D
Yeah if you are not good looking and need to be smart, rich or funny and interesting and have high self confidence. I mean when it comes to getting girls.
I feel weird cause when i watch this i feel like im watching this in 2007
ninjatobester 2 months ago
is it me, or did random old videos kevin made pop back up again?
aznlovergurl123 2 months ago
notice how he doesnt move his hands in his current videos :D
gbbbbbbbbbbbbbshcm 2 months ago
funny dude
SiennaMaddison 2 months ago
Ive never herd of any of those ppl an im on youtube a lot
GregTheTdog 2 months ago
u sounded high
16ToThe0 2 months ago
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hey check out my youtube channel dediwilim it is cool
dediwilim 2 months ago
@jonkuh 2,000,000+ now!!
asses16 2 months ago
ARSENAL!!!!!! respect kevin!!!
IamOnionSam 2 months ago
omg he's an arsenal fan gsgfsghs
sruveerassathi 2 months ago
omg his first vlog i never seen this lol
krizzleisme 2 months ago
whats a vinecone?
mrinalblogs 2 months ago
I searched thewinekone and lonelygirl15 because of this video. =D
gps252122 2 months ago
Does that make you suuuuupppppper hot KEVIN? Cause you got millions of subscribers... =D
gps252122 2 months ago
5 Subscribers to 2,000,000 Subscribers.
I kreckon I could do that some day.
Mrtezza100 2 months ago
I bet he re-uploaded all these videos since the video "2 million subscribers"
adihalevy 3 months ago
Ur an arsenal fan?
hickjose 3 months ago
holy shit look at your boobs and damn your legs im subscribn
Chickenedful 1 year ago
KevJumba sounds kind of drunk or. . .I dunno. . .hungover? =))
16lilmissm 1 year ago 4
its true around 2007 I never heard of him seriously
mychal513 1 year ago
ARSENALLL!!
raynaldo97 1 year ago
Yup girls really think your ugly, Mr. 12th Most Subscribed of All Time.
Fernade10 1 year ago
i'm such a big fan of Arsenal !!! Gunners!
Jeweetzelluf112 1 year ago
As Dr House said to Dr Cameron, "People choose the paths that grant them the greatest rewards for the least amount of effort. That's the law of nature, and you defied it. That's why I hired you. You could have married rich, could have been a model, you could have just shown up and people would have given you stuff. Lots of stuff, but you didn't; you worked your stunning little ass off."
BigTimage 1 year ago
i lik to fix my hair b4 i go to my church religous thing thing because so far all 3 of my bf go there
TiffannysRose 1 year ago
hahaha kev is growing a mushtash in this~! :D
ilaban5 1 year ago
Wow, u had 5 subs at one point? Lolol
CoNf0oSeD 1 year ago 8
i love how he says subscribers like a drunk man
whosaiducaneatmario 1 year ago
OMGZ its Mr. M&Ms!!! aww...he looks so cute withh the little mustache. ;)
sassygal97 1 year ago
yur little mustache is soo cute :) ♥
robinsheree 1 year ago 2
not really.. think of jack black
xiaxin000 1 year ago
Does he talk about tits and sex in his new videos? lol
CrazyEurazion 1 year ago
345 people felt ugly today
Harajukugrl225 1 year ago 19
he got an arsenallll top on
21nov12 1 year ago 2
I guess you don't need huge tits or nice butt to have thousands of subscribers :)
xLeeBaronx 1 year ago 2
LMAO .
I miss these kind of Video's you made, ranting about this one subject. :(
But anywho, now , the current Kevin has over 100000000 Subscribers + Views :) So thats the good side about it..
iRawrDinosaurx3 1 year ago 3
my mom doesn't take funny sarcasm very well :/
FidyStepHeart909 1 year ago 4
5 subscribers to more than a 1,000,000 now... If I follow your reasoning, it means you got cuter even though your vids might have gotten worse!!! xD Not accurate though, you're still awesome!
ChocoGleek 1 year ago 4
lol he sounds like he's stoned in this vid. + am i the only 1 who thinks his voice sounds super deep in this vid??
TheHisteriks 1 year ago
But what about sxephil? :D haha
DelicatelyHazy 1 year ago
@Kr4zYkHm4i im pretty sure he still has 5 subscribers.....
mysticalknightofjack 1 year ago
u dont sound happy like now
reaper2811 1 year ago
dude you got more than a million subscribers..
wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy more that any hot girl in the internet
spritedblue 1 year ago
Wow... were you drunked? :D
Kkosta 1 year ago
when i saw the windows movie make intro i LOL'd so freaking hard
Fernade10 1 year ago
U changed ALOT!
jeimy98 1 year ago
wow, you look a lot diffrent....
phatal10 1 year ago
LOL HE HAS A MUSTACHE
whywuduc4r3 1 year ago 4
LOL U CHANGED ALOT FROM UR NEWEST ONES TO THIS ONE CHANNGGGEEEDDD
985steven 1 year ago
wooow kevjumba really changed. lol i love the old stuff and his cwalking plus he sounds like... really drunk.
codenameisblah 1 year ago 2
u sound drunk
Airs0ft4Dummies 1 year ago
@kevjumba how did you end up getting millions of subscribers?
TheChaleo 1 year ago
Ha 5 subscribers??!!! Now u have more than a million!!!!
MrPuroazul 1 year ago 2
@MrPuroazul its because he has a nice butt and huge tits.
pizzamaster3 1 year ago
i love your vids ur so hot lol
queonnahc411 1 year ago
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kevin is hot:)<3
vatteyess 1 year ago
kevin is hot :)<3
vatteyess 1 year ago 3
This guy does speak the truth to a certin extent.
NeoMavarickThinkers 1 year ago
moostache
PhlyBoyzTV 1 year ago
dude ur so drunk
iarmdiPKvids 1 year ago
lol seem drunk
Master553300 1 year ago
Good looking people can get themselves into some really deep shit if they're stupid enough, or meet the wrong kind of person.
chaowalker 1 year ago
U have a mustache :{D
juicylucybabyy 1 year ago
Let's Compare how you were to how you are now,
Before: you sound incredibly chill, slightly emo, pretty intelligent, real, and funny
After: Cheerful, Outgoing, Slightly mean, have Better editing, Funny
kwl912 1 year ago 5
@kwl912 i like before better...:/
sassygal97 1 year ago
how come kev looks high in all of his early videos?
TheBealyBoi 1 year ago 2
ARSENAL FTW!!
Arcanethefat 1 year ago
you have a moustache ?!?! lool jokee.
AprilMateex 1 year ago
did u drink sugar then crash during this video or something?
vinhhuy1 1 year ago
He's got 1,000,000+ subscribers now. I guess he has big tits and a nice butt now.
jonkuh 1 year ago 75
@jonkuh haha lol so true
bethomoth 1 year ago
@jonkuh now he has 2,000,000+ subscribers now!
TheLey3000 2 months ago in playlist More videos from kevjumba 2
@TheLey3000 You can obviously see it's a one-year old comment.
x3iDREAM 2 months ago
@x3iDREAM NO DIP. DUH that why i said now... -.-
TheLey3000 2 months ago
@TheLey3000 Oh. My bad. Didn't see the now!
x3iDREAM 2 months ago
@x3iDREAM its alrite... :3
TheLey3000 2 months ago
peach fuzz :D
champaggne 1 year ago
aww 5 subscribers... hehehe but look where you are now kevin :)
msTINTINjoy 1 year ago 5
haha look who's grown up! :]
azngirl44 1 year ago
augh there r so many girls in my school district who are absolute idiots but because they r sluttly and wear practically no clothes they r popular. even the kindergarteners. god.
crazyanimegrl1 1 year ago 3
UR MEAN IM UGLY AND UR MEAN BUT STILL I HAVE FRIENDS AND BUT NOT VIEWS XD XD
dnaruto1 1 year ago
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3kilomarchewy 1 year ago
hahahahaha no one subscribes lmfao funny how things change :)
hasithakk 1 year ago 2
Your a hero for these videos because theyre so awesome
But the fact that your wearing an Arsenal top makes you a
LEGGGGGGGEEEEEEEENNNNNNDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kjkgty 1 year ago
I liked this old videos.
Xaphirox 1 year ago
i remember when he still has 5 subs, and now 1000000+ :S
FreckledFilms 1 year ago 3
so what he's basically saying is that you may be ugly, but you may not be stupid.
123samko 1 year ago
beast shirtt
fabregasari 1 year ago
best shirt ever!!!!
fabregasari 1 year ago
He sounds so drunk in this video.
Blahbloop2369 1 year ago
LOL yee ur right it aint everything, but id help:P
WitchGurl1 1 year ago
dude u hav millions of subscribers....i think :D
vinhhuy1 1 year ago
um back than you had 5 subs and now your one of the most subed on youtube because most people now on youtube like funny vids or talking about everyday life problems more than sex
jonathantse1 1 year ago 4
Drummerai so true those people must feel lucky i wish i were them :(
Angelneilla 1 year ago
Liverpool fc
noobX963 1 year ago
Liverpool nigga lol u alright keV it's just that I fuckin hate the gunners
noobX963 1 year ago
LMAO. Most of the time? xD
LmfaoEmma 1 year ago
i like your mustache
SonLastName 1 year ago
HAHAHAHHAA ur awesome :D
mushroomfighting95 1 year ago
People never cared about character.
RealmEternal 1 year ago
u look like bruce lee here
cjsizzle08 1 year ago
Arsenal fan?!?
SoloBy88 1 year ago
but u do have a nice butt.......
unicaK 1 year ago
KEVJUMBA HOTTIEE! :{D
LittleMissDollhouse 1 year ago
sweet 'stache
FichDak 1 year ago 3
He has 5 subs in this video but now he has 1000000+ subs. Z:P
JoonStudios 1 year ago
"I got like FIVE subscribers. It's really bad, nobody watches me!"
silverhalls 1 year ago 35
haha this was hilarious.. and you seem highhh
thegirlnextdoor227 1 year ago
Omg dude are you an Arsenal fan?
If you re, I like you even more now!
Gunners FTW
Gunnerking18 1 year ago
u seem tired today:P
ashialuvasians 1 year ago
man and know u hav over a million subs hahas u changed
zionkhlee 1 year ago
arsenal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
carkarher 1 year ago
Bahahahah! I bet u look back and think...Man! I remember when I had 5 subscribers! Haha nice facial hair. You're so little! XD
PenguinSplash 1 year ago
i never got don't judge a book by its cover. I mean why are there covers on books then? to judge them
laundryman890 1 year ago
Lol
You had 5 subscribers before with video?
I got 3 subscribers with nothing
xD
FlameZ1412 1 year ago
there is no thing as ugly
krishanakj 1 year ago
dude you have 817,857 views
lovestarhope 1 year ago
If you had big boobs I wouldn't watch your videos.
KillahIceKelsey 1 year ago
Okay, you sound like you've just downed a bottle of whisky and have just decided to have a drunk rant about how shit life is.
olliebobs99 1 year ago
5 subscribes u have like million without tits
meghna466 1 year ago
susan boyle
JamesWorldStudios 1 year ago
nice mustache :{D
xangelxv2 1 year ago
Are you serious? :D you have millions of subscribers!! XD
maimailina 1 year ago
He has an Arsenal t-shirt. (English football- soccer- club who are nearly as good as Liverpool)
NothingDefamatory 1 year ago
Controversial topics... like how your dad is not a DILF.
glasdado 1 year ago
@glasdado HELLA FUNNY
kazekage321414 1 year ago
why do you sound tired?? haha
omgeeitsme7 1 year ago
Thewinekone FTW
l30nm0ran 1 year ago
You sound.. tired,
xjoaaise 1 year ago
MUSTASHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEE.....im a bad speler okaye...... :3)
percylover123 1 year ago
umm i dont agree with wut you said, lil wayne is in the entertainment industry
lmaoo
qazedc3 1 year ago 4
ahh not true what about susan boyal shes like ugly and yet shes famous
lilpinkist 1 year ago
@lilpinkist Shes got talent, thats the difference.
BabiiELiciousxO 1 year ago
wow 3 years ago..... you changed so much. appearance but not comedy wise :P ur still AWESOME
AnimeLover5838 1 year ago
is he high?
noorieb 1 year ago
you do have thousands of thousands lol
MadeAccount 1 year ago
lol i like how he's high
jackson123123123 1 year ago
ARSENAL FC!!
wardiekill3 1 year ago 3
@wardiekill3 GUNNERS FTW!! XD
BeccaWei25331 1 year ago
LMAO look how much you changed!
JedDeLosSantos 1 year ago 69
@JedDeLosSantos Yeah hes more hot :D coz he has alot of subscribers ...i guess :P
masterwazaboo123 1 year ago
@JedDeLosSantos i no he's soo diff!
12345jli 1 year ago
@JedDeLosSantos i know it's amazing
esquimalt1 1 year ago
iv seen lonely girl 15 befor shes sooo borin
bubblebudy0 1 year ago
Haha, its so goofy. Most of ur videos ur upbeat and all over the place, and then every once in awhile ur way chilled out. Tired, or high lol?
koreanmidget84 1 year ago 55
you look better without a stache. :D
theonlyiMooneh 1 year ago 2
LOL! DUDE! you HAVE to be drunk!!!!!!!
donnasass 1 year ago
Oh my goodness, you look so young!
CorrinaM90 1 year ago
What were you on ? lol you kept slurring haha i still love you though<3
agon9307 1 year ago
You have awesome taste in music
xIzekielx 1 year ago
Hotforwords did that. She tricks us with her perfect boobies and outstanding vocabulary.
Williammba 1 year ago
ARSENAL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tms148 1 year ago
i have 5 subscribers and no vids. hahaha
wahwah369 1 year ago
dude, is he on drugs?
MCroxxie14 1 year ago
dats right breh, gotsta have da hands all up in the peoples kool aid
jaboy55555 1 year ago
you are so right about lonely girl 15 i watched just 2 of her videos and did exactly what you said she does
Mslolsharkx3 1 year ago
Arsenal FTW!
Tmeister111 1 year ago 3
@Tmeister111 YEAH ARSENAL!!! haha i didn't know he was an arsenal fan :P
bennhmm 1 year ago
@bennhmm
neither did i lol hes probably wearing it for a joke
Tmeister111 1 year ago
Man, in a Kiwi, but I talk like americans ppl say it sounds weird. Is this true? Or r they just jelious?
furrymonster4life 1 year ago
kevjumba is cool....
but arsenal are not ....
Mitha4 1 year ago
I think he purposedly looked like that in this video not being offensive kev
therrasian 1 year ago
... hes drunk ._.
sunwooooooo 1 year ago
lol 5 subscribers now u have 1 million
flame838 1 year ago
Does he have a mustache??
sparkfeather43 1 year ago
mustache
imusic249 1 year ago
1:47 he got that line from CHRIS ROCK'S movie - DOWN TO EARTH!
kissrocksyourworld 1 year ago
Lmfao!! HEY 3 YEARS YONGER KEVIN!!! I PREDICT THAT IN 3 YEARS YOU SHALL REACH OVER 1MILLION SUBSCRIBERS ! :D!!!
MrEIGHTPERCENT 1 year ago 2
you're fingers are kinda chubby! haha but you're cool man.
jakdextar2 1 year ago
@jakdextar2 Thats because he has big hands and hes tall. :D
crf10070 1 year ago
also in this video you seem to be having some low self esteem thing
hahahaha your so coool now! yaaaay :D
cloverbears 1 year ago
you look silly cos you have a mustache :{
hahaha i love all your videos!! and funemployed is supa sliick! :D
cloverbears 1 year ago
Yo ur hotttt
jackie5975 1 year ago
You have sook much more subscribers than 5 now! More like 5000! Lolz
snappl3jacks 1 year ago
this is awkward! Truly the early stages!
branhoff 1 year ago
It's true. Looks do determine everything. One can't be a YouTube music artist without looking good, or else people won't be interested in watching. It's rediculous (: And i'm not just saying that because I'm ugly and I don't get any viewers for my guitar covers haha :D
MrSaleezy 1 year ago
5? Hahaha well it's more like 5000 now lmao
babychick912 1 year ago
lol it's so interesting to watch this & then watch a more recent video. you've changed soo much
Kayclaire519 1 year ago
Dude , you sound sooooooo high ! Hahahaha XD
babypr619 1 year ago
Yeah if you are not good looking and need to be smart, rich or funny and interesting and have high self confidence. I mean when it comes to getting girls.
xMarucsFenixX 1 year ago
your popular now! lol.
jokersgirlfriend45 1 year ago
I miss your car poster
LeafCoeur 1 year ago
dude, what r u talking about? ur hott
CamiBabiii95 1 year ago
Lol
TeddyBearSmiles 1 year ago