Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Bruce Willis

[Treyx1010]

bruce is a badass mutherfucka in the movies buttt when hes alone..... he's stil a badass mutherfucka.

[BadgerToby]

under the armpits?

[Blahgahbleh]

The fern is smoking.

[captainrawn253]

the whole ten yards, "were you ever worried it was going to be too good?" lmao

[bongchi]

he should interview Chuck Norris

[yankolvich]

@bongchi fuck chuck norris.

[fedemehlhorn123]

Whatchu talking bout Willis? LMFAO

[Deirdre1904]

What you talking bout WIllis ..... Look whos talking *CHEEKY GRIN*

[LucidDream]

O,O "What is it...? Is it a wasp..?!".

[KXHHerosi]

Hows your son ashton?

LOLOLOLOHAHAIHAHAHAHAHAAGHAHHA­HAHAHAHAHAHHA.

Thats all.

[MrJustliketht]

LOL I died when he said "Whatchu Talkin Bout Willis"

[trolonto]

Ashton should tweet this comment

[bella8006142]

2:42-3:30 what the fuck is he talking about?! he sounds crazy, hahaha!

[njrobinson95]

IS THAT A WASP?!?!

[stin2222]

i laugh every fukin time he says " hello everyone im zach g. between two ferns."

[macko139]

heyyy ashton i got your tweets! hahaha

[0oNICKIo0]

BRUCE is the best another fav actor i soo luv him 2

[DSDMovies]

That smile when asks where he keeps his Blockbuster award. :D

[UMBUBA]

BRUCE IS SO GANGSTA!!!

[thehyoomen]

bruce willis looks exactly like my father its freaking me out

[BassHeadsProduction]

fixed the fern back. good stage name. 

[jessie801000]

Yes, Yes he should "Tweet this".

[SeanStephensen]

he should do nick cage

[avatarstate222]

Common dude, he can Smoke in there...i mean It's Bruce Willis

[Whiteroca]

The is probably the funniest Between Two Ferns, followed by Will Ferrell !!!!!!

[masterbass1541]

149 people sit in a room with all of their cousins.

[MrOutsider82]

cheap crap

[salvahsc]

Hello everyone ! i just strated my vlog, go to my channel to watch it ! regards to FunnyorDie :D

[barroco182]

what is the opening song?

[sportsman214]

is that a wasp!?

[jerseys4kidsdotcom]

Am I supposed to pretend that this is funny? FFS .. what a joke!

[DriftkingS2K]

0.56 ..... if EVER EVER IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE ... Bruce Willis looks at you like this ... u better run

[TheJuice4you]

hey i gotcha tweets

[atozreviews]

where are you going, is that a wasp!!! Is that a wasp!!!! Ashton should tweet this

[diamondhandcuffs]

Under the armpits?

[slyermeister]

Zach:Where do you keep your Oscar trophy,

I mean your Blockbuster Entertainment Award?

Zach Galifianakis for the win!

[AnabelAdama]

Did you know that some actors turn down roles? ROFL!

[nicyeah]

I need some fucking Speed Stick.

[s4m5on]

Bruce Willis is the man

[warriorofwrestlingv3]

This is fucking brilliant XD

[huntedFX]

that a wasp?!

[sajiththefat]

what are you talking about willis

[tabber87]

2:43 - 3:30 was nearly the strangest 47 seconds of my life.

Not quite, but I don't wanna talk about it.

[johnstonl01]

What are you talking about Willis? LMFAO!!

[d1ddlysquat13]

this is harder to watch than that creepy guys videos that appear on tobuscus's ads 0.o

[Antichrist2000]

The Whole 10 Yards was awesome.

[NutellaOnMyFace]

What was that, a wasp? ahahahahah

[ModelOrange]

Kassem G should host this.

[RoombaBoomba]

@ModelOrange you should go blow a dude.

[alexandertorke]

IS THAT A WASP!? IS THAT A WASP!?

[codyrainwater]

what are you talking about Willis? Ever heard that before?....Look who's talking......hahahahaha

[TheCourtt0]

Product placement.... under the armpits?

[iugoeswest]

1:55

[Westsida50]

The best one yet! I need new episodes... please?

[nicyeah]

I have this sudden urge to buy speed stick.

[SuperSpicyPineapple]

Whatcha talkin' aboout Willis?

xD

[minott6]

Is that a wasp? Lol

[Alphabex8]

isn't Zach's father Ron White?

[animaonathens]

@Alphabex8 Zach he's Greek

[Alphabex8]

@animaonathens dont you mean he's fat

[theharjsingh]

Read the tags! Lmaoo :D

[futuredubs]

honestly this is one of the best ones

[NiiTROxProductionz]

What you talking about willis? LOL!!

[chaosinorderrr]

"what are you talkin about willis?" hahahaha

[TateOrtena]

Under the armpits?

[MrCooperfag]

ha his mic is held with electrical tape

[TarikProductions]

"What are you talking about willis, ever heard of that one before?" Brilliant, this show is absolutely brilliant, keep doing it, NEVER STOP!

[MrAngry911]

I love 80

[LocalDawn]

what are you talking about willis? LOL

[probrojeffro]

You have three children? Who's your favorite, Ashton?

[MrBlueJackle]

oh no... now i've watched all of these. saddest moment

[johnplayersstandard]

What is it? Is it a wasp? lol

[johnplayersstandard]

Product placement *throws speed stick on floor* lol

[TeeChantel]

lol at product placement!



[iamjd32]

1:00 is PRICELESS

[McLolzable]

I hoped Bruse would punch him :D

[vidwatchman]

Under the armpits?

[TheseOpenRoads]

Hahahaha

looks at the flame

Is that a wasp?! is that a wasp?!

[bennyvega100]

"Under the armpits?" LOL

[Wintertunes]

what are you talking about, willis? took me a couple of secs.. then i lmao'd..

[thomipamp]

Is that a wasp?

[Iker122]

lol.. The Whole Ten Yards was terrible

[TmasterREY]

I think it was a wasp.

[TheZoelzer2]

i wannna press that easy button.

[diderr01]

142 people didn't get the candles today

[TheMilwaukeeProtocol]

Z got pwned, though. xD

[thejamesfranco]

Which is your favorite, Ashton?

[DevilMalice]

That was a smokin good interview........ I had to.

[Ravage017]

STOP RUINING THE VIDEO BY WRITING ZACH'S LINES! FFS.

[DevilMalice]

@Ravage017 STOP READING COMMENTS BEFORE WATCHING THE VIDEO! FFSM.

[pillowsinmypants]

is it a wasp? Are there wasps in here?

[td76trevino]

i like how willis's mic is just taped to his shirt, no effort.. whos your favorite, Ashton?

[NorthernElumination]

"look whose talking..." does anyone else get the joke?



[Videoho3000]

@NorthernElumination No please explain

[NorthernElumination]

@Videoho3000 Look Whose Talking was a hilarious movie that Bruce was in, he played the inner monologue of an infant. So thats why there was that awkward moment after he said "Look whose talking". Haha Get it? :D

[TheLastComa]

@Videoho3000 that movie about the talking babies. weird shit.

[slamer2000]

@NorthernElumination no, PLEASE EXPLAIN!!!

[CrzyKid48]

Can someone inform me if this shit is staged or not?

[AthenasAngel]

@CrzyKid48 Can someone inform this person they're douchebags? - _ -

[MaryJayToker]

@CrzyKid48 staged

[00whiteout00]

@MaryJayToker obviously you fucking idiot.. ALL OF THEM ARE.. thats the funny part... 

[oXliveitupXo]

@MaryJayToker no shit

[NorthernElumination]

@CrzyKid48 ...it is... I think

[isnickninja]

That cigarette is still burning lol.

[dhwithspeezy]

I keep wanting these to be funny again

[flaxislet]

Power-up!



[Maggotsicgod]

for your wasps - dr steve brule 

[BoredOfFakeTalents]

"When you were making the whole ten yards, were you ever worried that it would be TOO GOOD?" LOL

[PatrickStevensWrites]

"Let's talk about, uh, where do you keep your Oscar - your Oscar trophy... I mean, your Blockbuster Entertainment Award?"

Brutal. And hilarious.

[redmax28]

IS THAT A WASP??!!!

[Frankolon1281]

He shouldn't have said "What are you takling about, Willis?", he should have said "WACHU TALKIN BOUT WILLIS?!"

[Dapperdan2009]

when you were making the whole ten yards, were you ever worried that it would be too good?

[africanmaan]

Bruce Willis is the shit!!

[LethalJizzle]

"did you know that some actors turn down roles?" Cold, zach, cold.

[originalshamus]

@LethalJizzle could easily be said to nicolas cage lol

[classicmusic4718]

what you talkin about willis

[987klopez]

"under the armpits?" LMAO

[himerius2007]

Ahh, no oscar for willis? 12 monkeys ? He really shine there :(

[CrankyLeopard]

I don't get it... I looked up his bio on imdb and it doesn't mention him having a kid named ashton... am I missing something?

[JayPCM]

@CrankyLeopard If This is a serious question, I'll answer it. If it isn't, I am thumb downing your comment.

[CrankyLeopard]

@JayPCM It is a serious question... I don't really follow celeb stuff... ? I'm assuming it's some sort of joke, but I just don't get it.

[JTProductions3]

@CrankyLeopard LOL you're wayyyyy off! Just look up ashton kutcher and demi moore

[stothecb]

@CrankyLeopard Ashton Kutcher fool. The guy who is half his age who married (and now cheated/devoriced) his ex wife.

[BroWhatever]

Movie star and harmonicist.

[Irishviking3]

2:25 deoderant is gone

[dabe95]

Hey, I got your tweets!

[koppinho]

Bruce Willis starring Didi Mocó at 03:43



[judesbeard]

bruce willis is one sexy man. 

[mrjamesoxenford]

I died when i saw Bruce Willis on the suggestion bar.

[GabsBlabsTV]

Is it wrong that I showed this to my kids?

[AlexAvgerinos]

Wasp

[BabyFarkMcGeeZax1969]

when you were making the whole ten yards were you ever worried it would be too good

[nosredna1624]

2:17 then 2:26 the disapearing deoterant!!!!!!!

[andyholmes121]

2:30 - Galifianakis wants to laugh.

[crazymanstanley]

is that a wasp? is that a wasp?!



[fairbeauty96]

I knew something was gonna catch on fire..lmao "Is that a wasp" LMFAO!

[BitigoBlack]

The fern kept smoking! XD

[Davedude111]

It's not a wasp, it's not a wasp!



[9mizzle]

cant believe Ive only just come across these. fuckin love them

[jayfurley]

what you talkin bout willis

...

ever heard that before?

[yellow6100]

ZAch IS RIght about 1 thing .Some actors turn down movie roles.Bruce has been in so many SHIT MOVIES lately .wtf willis

[MrRetlav]

HAH Moonlighting :D

[atalltimeswhenimflip]

bruce is a fantastic straight man

[findthemonthefloor]

"under the armpits?" hahaha

[XAPMANHS]

what are you talkin bout willis hahahahah

[XAPMANHS]

what are you alkin bout willis hahahahah

[PumpingSmashkins]

That was definitely a wasp.

[KnivesMonroe]

"Look Who's Talking.." DUDE!!! ROTFLMAO

[tenirpaslager]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[mjmaniac91]

Ashton should tweet this!!!!

[srgtniggatits]

not funny

[zerorez420]

what are you talkin about willis? lol

[desavaj7]

@zerorez420

My last name is Willis, And I've heard that 1000000000 times, not original lol

[superbuds0714]

@zerorez420 that look after he said that...bruce willis was like "aww fuck, i fell for his trick"

[samziness]

anyone noticed how Zack never inhaled the smoke?

[niptuck117]

@samziness Yeah, it bugged me.

[TheTarandoulis]

2:18 he is throwing the deodorant, two moments later it's vanished. Raccord..

[Evaese]

haha Bruce ownd it

[Tagemandbagem]

I still can't believe Kevin Smith tried to blame the unfunny mess that was Cop Out on Bruce Willis.

[cocoflair12]

"Is that wasp?"

"Ashton should tweet this"

[theballer04]

It's pretty awesome Zach had Cal Ripken Jr. on the show.

[JohnnyBuckrot]

3:19 look at the fern on the right.

[ksuein99]

0:57 - Hey I got ur tweets

[Nugtes]

what you talkin'about willis