Seattle Woman Marries a Building

[jrwith]

you can't "lesbian" marry an inanimate object much less heterosexually seeing as the building doesn't have a sex and it's illegal anyway

[SlipKnoTInFormeR]

women are stupid and figures tht shes a lesbian

[JaimeNunyabusiness]

She's just setting herself up to be able to claim disability checks due to her diminished mental heath. she's just purposefully creating a history of mental deficiency. Everyone who has a job, get your check books out.

[drummer703]

what a nutjob

[POKIUNA]

deam parents : Said the bride's proud parents, "You see how batshit crazy our daughter is. The fact that anything would marry her, even without consent, seems like a miracle to us."

AJAJAJAJAJAJAJJJAAJA XD

[TBMSextras]

1:19 wtf?

[TBMSextras]

Oh yeah, serenade that building to tears.

[KaiUchiha15]

stupid woman

[foreverxundefined]

The building doesn't know what its getting into. Seattlans cmon

[Tetris1er]

Wow. I'm from WA and now feel embarrassed. Thanks.

[pumpkinsoul12]

judging by her looks a non sentient being is the only thing she could get married to

[Invader206]

:56 the black kid, "white bitch get up off me!"

[violetfirefly6]

What in the blazing fuck.

[7Strawberries7]

Wtf... Burn them both :)

[altsworld]

Ben Barnett must have really messed up to get stuck with this report!

[Kitsunefan9]

wat is this i don't even....

[BambooDragon16]

But how is she going to make it a sandwich?

[hockopper]

Seems legit



[AwsBAwwad]

Oh my dear world :'( Your people are getting stupider day by day :(

[Hachibukai4z]

still a better love story than twilight

[DJReiko]

lol, they're killing her husband.

[ducktapelover1]

@DJReiko it was obviously a female building

[DragonBunni]

damn hipsters.

[ginnoveffect]

This lady handed my friend and i a flyer for the wedding the day before. We were excited until we found out who the groom was. Sorry, uh, i don't know the word for female groom. Somebody help a hetero out, here.

[MegaAwesomelyEpic]

I feel ashamed I used to live in Seattle nao.... Now I live in Sacramento. Go California! :D

[americana420]

why'd they have to butcher lean on me?

[ParkerLiberty]

I think this is disgusting... People are allowed to get married drunk, marry people they don't know, toasters, pets, marry for the second, third, fourth time.

Yet I can't marry the one person I love

And we crazy ass bitches like Bachmann saying that the sanctity of marriage is at risk?

Oh Hell No.

[fossilpro]

what the fuck is wrong with Seattle.

[azz39]

hippies...theyre everywhere

[JRayMalcolm]

This new season of portlandia looks like it's going to be great!

[86blackberrywhite]

I wonder if her vagina is loose enough to fit the whole building in it during sex.

[SinDawg030]

. . . PURGE IT IN FLAME!!!

[angiegvaldez37]

the chic's marriage to her building was longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage !

[Alf90100]

Inanimate objects are all she can get, so she just has to settle for them.

Glad to see she's enthusiastic about it though...

[RandomlyDevin]

Still a better love story than Twilight.

[BenderCustoms]

This is seriously the single dumbest thing I have ever seen.

[lozancich]

@1:42 did she say denitrification? As in the process to remove nitrogen from a compound. I didn't know people were having problems with tha?

[SSGVET1970]

Seeing as no reasonable man would have her...one question...didn't the warehouse have to agree to be married?

[Notium]

That building has really low standards..

[Chickenboned]

She was probably raped as a child.

Just saying.

[MrRiggyRiggs]

stupid fucking people

[wiggo987654321]

this is why the world cant have nice things

[coronantacoz415]

Didnt anybody hear a faint "i dont" coming from the building ... Rape!!

[TheRealRussG]

@coronantacoz415 no doubt ... the building wants to die ... and even more so now

[LambdaKore]

So rather than see an unoccupied dilapidated building renovated into apartments that will provide homes, improve the neighborhood, and inject some money into the community, the occupier moon-bats would rather see it remain empty and useless.

[whodafuckfarted]

So, a woman can marry a building, a FUCKING BUILDING, and yet gay marriage is illegal? I don't want to live on this planet anymore

[lxKazxl]

They're all excited that its a gay wedding.

Because OBVIOUSLY thats a female building.

[SigChiGuy1855]

That poor gay building.

[munkyluver88]

I bet the bachelorette party was crazy

[dryang69]

Anchorman: There were no big crimes today, no events, nothing to cover

Crew member: We could run that story where the chick marries the building?

Anchorman: damn it this station has integrity! I got into journalism because I wanted to bring the news to the people and make a more informed America so that generations from now will have a brighter future.

Crew member: but it's a gay building wedding.

Anchorman: Gold. Run it.

[wamyx8Nz]

Well in all fairness she doesn't look like she could do much better. But then again it is Seattle so who knows, I saw a lot of normal looking guys up there dating girls who were as ugly and weird as the one in the video. I was so glad to GTFO.

[urmumscuntful]

4 people are against gay marriage

[skhan422]

Fucking hippies

[HomelessNipples]

This is absolutely ridiculous... why on Earth would we allow two women to marry?

[d3al3r420br]

Ahahaha news guy killed it at the end lmaooo

[fgd49v2]

Wait wait wait.... how's that obviously a female building

[bugnitak]

@fgd49v2 I was thinking the same thing, what part of that building made him think "yep, thats a girl alright" wtf? So is my apartment building a guy?

[hippykiller1]

@fgd49v2 Its got a lot of holes?

[snickerdoodles787]

@fgd49v2

maybe bc its red?? idk lmao this is crazy

[Tempest1117]

@fgd49v2 Because it only has doors and windows...

[latinelove20]

so for the community yet she doesn't want and old building to be new homes for generations to come? she doesn't make much sense

[TheHitleriscool]

Goddam hippies...........

[IHaveADivaKey]

I hate hippies.

[callofdutygurl323]

oh my fucking god what the hell is going thru these crack heads minds?? Wat the hell is with these fucking people? SHIT! sorry for my cussing but she is a fucking crack head DAMN comment if u agree

[FoxRacer23TW]

you gotta be fucking kidding me.... wow. might as well just marry your hand, cause thats all you are ever getting in your life.

[SwedensFine]

"but sadly the marriage doesn't appear to be lasting long, demolition work on the warehouse is already underway.." hahaha that just really topped it off for me!

[MrPinguSubs]

WINNING!

[RavageCobra]

I died laughing when that guy said it was a gay wedding.

[Irishmon85]

and so it will be a gay wedding! lol

fucking lazy hippies tarnishing the whole occupy scene.