Maynard Dances

[funkantru]

GOLLUM! GOLLUM!

[rmed30]

I miss old maynard.

[yearsofindignity5]

its simple to dance like that- just drop acid.

[MacMan282]

@yearsofindignity5 derp, quiet, derp.

[missblondiefromtn]

..learned to dance? my ass, he just learned how to release properly

[maynardfangirl]

I fucking LOVE the way Maynard just loses it onstage. I would probably let loose like that if I ever went to a Tool concert (Yeah, I know I haven't been yet, it's a tragedy). I actually thought of that before I ever saw him do this...

[Mrhashslinginslasher]

I like how he does the crazy energetic shit that he does, and he has never fallen off stage from what ive seen

[JasonMoose101]

i just watched the avatar and i noticed that the old lady avatar dances like maynard

[PanhandlingMisery]

Tool is the best music to groove to. With or without drugs, just feel the music.

[sk8tboarder18]

this song gives me chills. so much respect for this band. Its obvious maynard isnt dancing... he is having a brain-gasm all over the microphone. it happens to the best of us :)

[ausmur90]

not everything in this world is beautiful

[zakkalaska]

fat?

[MeteorArmageddon]

this song..... its the patient right? i cant remember :/

[FerroLotchiTube]

yes...it's patient ! FREAKING AWSOME SONG !

[maynardfangirl]

@FerroLotchiTube I think this is beautiful.

[csatimaci]

It's so stupid. Start something on your own. I mean, something original. When you have suffered through all the unavoidable nuisances, you will have fans. Your fans will upload some of your moments onto Utube.

[ausmur90]

what song was this, anyone know?

[darthginski]

the patient, i think this was radio city

[ryoxing3]

he looks like hes animated wish i could do that

[OnlyByFishStandards]

then why the fuck r u watchn the video asshole

[StefiBuco]

How does he do that? Man I want him to give me dancing lessons. :P

He's the man!

[Nevandal420]

drugs, man. they expand your mind and pave the way to creativity.

[slayerm0m]

thats the patient right? i love that song.

[Jagguar20]

Yes it is!

[DaydreamGenocide1991]

If you get the music inside your soul anything can happen

[kalt96]

You are so gotdamn right. So much respect for these words...

[voiser]

Manson Dixit ;)

[Cha0z19]

That's what happens with Maynard

[lawrargh]

I'd love to go to a nightclub with Maynard

[sdarbro]

uuuhhhhhh... did anybody else notice that this video is 6 seconds of MJK dancing and then 30 seconds of the rhythm section?!? Misleading title.

[horfvitdown]

... maybe that's some sort of slang that I'm not aware of? maybe like saying "that's sick" instead of "that's cool"?

[Bl0odVomit]

theyre the best fucking live band EVER and maynard is a sexy beast

[DevJL]

Best live band ever

[KronosVengence]

I saw them when they came out with lateralus.... go fuck yourself in the fat ass for saying they suck live. This is one of the best shows Ive ever been to! So, yea. fuck off ass clown.

[horfvitdown]

Yeah, I saw my first TOOL show on Lateralus tour. They had these weird dancers in all-black leotards repelling from the rafters. It was awesome. I've seen this band like ten times since then. They're fucking awesome.

[cotyporta]

suck live? there the best act ever

[papaXroach12]

He didn't really learn it... he just is so fucked up in concerts he feel's it and thats what he does

[holymolydude]

Tools kinda gay live. And I mean gay as in willing to accept a gentleman in the mouth.

[ollieroks]

they actually suck live.

[yourdentisthatesyou]

You actually suck live OLLY, and by that iheard you suck off gays at reststops

[slowrider91]

lawl owned.

[danspare]

Get back on Cunts Corner where you belong you monumental Bell End.

[elusivEuphoria]

Serj said that? Can i find this somewhere?

[xPiercedxprincessx]

Lol, he looks like Gollumm

[sapphirevaltiel]

That must be the most hilarious comparison I've read in a long time. You made my day XD.

[sebzmc]

maynard allows the music take him over. ive done t his before. just take any tool song. blast it and let it flow through you. during the grudge part "clutch it like a corner stone" my head always tilts back and forth like something in the back of my neck. i love the experience. i feel the chils and whatnot.

[welovesynandzacky]

yeah I know what you mean...Music is very powerful!! it has a lot of meaning to it and you can tell he enjoys it ;) I love maynard he is amazing!!!

[skateNappreciate]

hahaaha

go maynard go lol

im gonna dance like that at my cousins birthday party haha

[kedrobomb]

DAMN GOOD SONG

[dnsreyes]

that sound like bulshit where did you hear that .MAYNARD IS A GOD BY THE WAY

[TOOLbassplayer1]

he does that in every song, he slips away into a secondary consciousness while performing allowing him to sing and concentrate as well as he does.

[KBCproductionsX]

Maynard is dancing like that cuz hes probrably Trippin lawl

[phelly2]

why is this video 30 seconds long? he dances for the first 5 seconds.

[Happy0]

Because I say so

[Silencestolen]

...hehehehehehehheheh lol :P

[spawned7]

HELL YEAH!

[poodlepoodle777]

@Happy0 Actually, I do love watching the drummer at shows, so thanks for making that the rest of the video. <3 cos I'm serious.

[MetalManiac72]

America thrives on the quick fix so everybody hops on the drug bandwagon and associates the drugs with "all" art.

[fatnazicowdicktater]

he went to dance classes thats how he learned

[Happy0]

Liar!!!!! He is guided through providence!!!

[Dimes329]

wat song is this? pushit?

[agingunicorn]

It's 'The Patient' off of Lateralus.

[brandeebleue]

wow, people are so stupid ...........

[lemonshank]

acid dance school ADS

[adamania]

Huge thumbs down. You think drugs Maynard has taken in the past anything to do with him moving like that? I've been clean all my life and I can't help but move like that to such MOVING music as Tool's. Try it sometime... All I'm saying is, I'd move like that if I were ON STAGE, being a part of that band. Jesus. Grow up. Not everything's about being drug dependent.

[agingunicorn]

Definitely agree with adamania. People are always like, oh it's the drugs, drugs don't make you do that, people just want an easy explanation for his movements.

[themotoracer]

Some of the best music was made on drugs...YUP, even the shit you listed to your highness, "SO YOU CAN FUCKING POINT THAT FINGER UP YOUR ASS" - TOOL

[Brettston]

ref:3RD EYE

[iamatotaljackass93]

Uh, hooker with a penis...

[Brettston]

I was talking about the first quote jackass:P

(some of the best music etc...)

[pilotlicense]

Too bad you got the quote wrong.

[14traits]

maynard should come out with a how to dance video. that would be so cool

[husarz932]

gotta love that dance from Maynard.

[viperanas1]

lol

[aenimabass]

"Man I want to be able to dance like MJK... Man, where did he learn?" :| are an idiot?

[danyellager]

funny, i am actually listening to this song right now... i love maynard he's the best!

[robbyled]

I read that Paula Abdul did the choreography for this tour.

[mojgniew]

He was never in the marines he was in the army! know your stuff

[drwierd]

oh maynard...you're so goddamn funny

[Blackearache]

What son is this? Sounds uber! AHA!

[Happy0]

The patient. Again, sorry that it's such a short clip and too damn popular - it's embarressing!

[Blackearache]

Tis kk, just wanted to know the name of the song so I can get it! Cheers man!

[SKATECOOLRUNNINGS]

The song is "The Patient" by Tool off of their album "Lateralus".

[iTzaNAZi]

@Happy0 oh yea good old maynard who wants waffels

[bano363]

Cant teach stuff like that. Tell a friend.

[Mani231290]

Don't delete it! Prove to the world how thick people are to actually post comments on this, or even go so far over the edge as to even favourite this! :|

[Mani231290]

Unless theydoin' it because yo threatened them to, or they're just friends - like me! :)

[Mani231290]

33397 views with 94 favourited! This Video is slightly over-rated... :)

[Happy0]

I agree. This was simply for the purpose of showing somebody something. It's ridiculous it should have got this big. Maybe I should delete it?

[Mani231290]

Don't delete it! Prove o the world how thick people are o actually post comments on this, or even go so far over the edge as to even favourite this! :|

[undefinedego]

are you insane! delete it because people want to see it? thats just cruel.

[Happy0]

hahhahaha... Touché

[FranklenWylder]

He looks like an infant swimming around & flailing himself in his moms womb! Crazy but that's art.

[tuit5678]

damn!!! u guys just got served by maynard! hes got nothin on michael jackson!

[fyndor]

i think this was taken from an already existing youtube video

[ninjachipzanuff]

yeha please put the whole song up...

[somethingdifferent22]

michael jackson has nothin on maynard..if there was a dance off maynard would have him..maynards got all the skills yo

[sxymonkey]

we need the whole song please.

[IsaiahHarrell]

good responce-> kyleisok. I woul dhave said the same thing

[jambijambijambi]

Gotta love the dance moves... whenever i've tried i usually end up looking like a new born giraffe.

[CainShankedAbel]

the maynard dance is painful...you've got have ripped core muscles

[jravell]

And that he does. He used to be a marine and he is now heavily into a martial art. Can't remember which, but it's a well known one.

[Wuiner]

I love "The Patient"

[Deano2611]

wtf 17k views lol

[karmapolice911]

maynard is just cool like that.

Song is "The Patient" off lateralus fyi

[wullie0304]

maynard is a legend and a midget!!! :P

[aklefler]

i tried doing the maynard dance once. i wound up with a massive headache. i don't recommend it. leave it for maynard and maynard only.

[Happy0]

Everybody who's moaning - I uploaded it to show my friend something... This was before I realised that everybody and their granny would comment it. Yes, I COULD have uploaded the whole song, or given it a better name or chose a different host. Sorry for wasting 36 seconds of your time. :P :D.

[kyleisok]

Or "Danny Plays Drums"...because Justin Chancellor is their bass player and Danny Carrey is their drummer.

[norseman76]

Why call it "maynard dances"? You see him bow down a few times during 6 secs. You should posted it under "Justin play drums" instead.

[Happy0]

imindink, gee, thanks for the advice. Just happens I was storing my personality in my fridge for personal use when I decided to post this video. Sorry for the 2 month late reply. :D.

[flakcannonnick]

we all want to dance like him... people have tried but never mastered the "maynard dance"

[brett123]

whats that song called again?

[Enj0iIncubus]

the patient

[bigzipper6]

the patient

[Nuxunumo]

LOL. hahaha. that's awsum. Tool's great though.

[hotjamz5]

you should post the whole song

[Phily911]

agreed

[cornchop]

he didn't learn, hes reacting

[PrickMovies87]

he diddnt learn. thats just maynard!

[imindink]

well, you could begin by obtaining a personality of your own.  things will then happen 'naturally'.

[aenemarules]

MAYNARD PUT ON SOME GOD DAMN PANTS!!!!!!!!

[aenemarules]

i take jiu-jitsu too i never seen that lol maynard is jokes lol

[Thesp88]

lol maynard rocks , that dance made look like a dinosaur wich rocks lolll peace out

[wandarah]

2 seconds of him dancing, yeah...

[BraDRoBBo]

ahuh ahuh 0_o :D

[toolman80]

Was this footage from the same show Maynard's voice cracked and he threw the mic down in disgust?

[kona4breakfast]

no

[SGWAI]

MAYNARD SMASH!!! lol

[Lazyasskater85]

Forget dancing like Maynard, I want to learn how to play the drums like Danny. Although, I do sport the Maynard dance whenever I get the chance. : )

[MAYNARDHATESYOU]

i love how maynard dances, he moves with the music so perfectly and beautifully..

[nickad101]

Holy shit! It looks like SFX or some shit. I take Jiu-Jitsu and I do that. Maybe it is a JJ thing.

[NaveedIqbal]

It's I guess it's the Ju-Jitsu thing he has up in his brains or maybe not, but I won't call it dancing, rather a reaction to the music in the form of body movements.

[xxhaqxx]

that was funny, your comment ..lol I love that man and his dancing!