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  • keep rewinding at 4;56 to 4;53 he says in your sink lol ;D

  • Why has everyone attacked the Critic on this one?

  • Cake...

  • I think they said Cake coz it's for "Piece of Cake" ?

  • @KayKayEnd noooooooo, duh.

  • @videogamehunter820 "some success at the box office!? As usual, don't listen to the critics"

    Most critics panned this film. And their opinions on it certainly had no sway on attracting an audience.

  • 3 ninjas isnt a piece of crap. keep ur shitty thoughts to yourself.

    oh and it sure as hell aint worthless.

  • @jkbutterfly92 yet you dont keep your thoughts about this critic to yourself.

  • Rocky, Colt, and Tum Tum. Yeah... Those are not very original names.

  • I don't think they did say cake...I think they actually said 'kay' as an abbreviation of 'okay', which was an example of a truncated form of response that was quite popular in the nineties and still continues in some form or other to this day. I do still hear the word 'kay' for okay occasionally, but its use these days seems to be confined to a younger age range than even the kids portrayed here, as I rarely hear anyone over the age of 5 using it.

  • I can honestly say I hate you. I think you're a piece of shit, and your voice makes me want to kill myself.

  • saying cake actually does make sense. it's a shortened version of "piece of cake" which we all know means an easy endeavor.

  • Oddly enough, I actually kinda liked this film when I saw it as a kid.

  • @SSJkiller :0

  • "Cake" as in "Easy as cake."

  • You misheard it. He doesn't say cake he says Kay as in okay.

  • Love this movie, not ashamed at all. Kids beating up adults? Set in the 90s? Ninjas? Stereotypical bi-polar villian? Surfer dudes? How can any 90s kid not like this?

  • Blast my soul, cake is awful

  • cake. piece of cake? perhaps?

  • 3:23, What is the point of pointing the gun at him if you're going to shoot when he tries to get away?

  • And film makers still do this....now everything sucks -_-

  • "cake" I'm guessing is meant to be an abbreviation for piece of cake. It's still stupid though.

  • i am so ashamed this was my favourite childhood movie...oh the pain!!

  • @za2ed00z Crucify yourself xD

  • @za2ed00z Not my fav but I liked this film a lot when I was younger. Yes, I'm ashamed too.

  • 4:26, kid at the far right: DURR, I'M AWESOME.

  • I don't care how much of a ripoff 3 Ninjas was. I LOVE TMNT and Home Alone, and those films will always be some of my favorites. 3 Ninjas will also be one of my favorites. I first saw it in 2nd grade and I was obsessed with TMNT and Home Alone around the same time, same with the original Karate Kid. Art continues to rip off other forms of art. I honestly can't bring myself to care.

    All that matters to me is that I grew up with these films, and that's why they have such a lasting impact on me.

  • The cake... Is a lie.

    Sorry, I just had to say it.

  • cake can mean easy

  • Stuffed cabbages.

  • my freind loved this movie and when we were younger he got me all hyped up over this movie when he rented it and the whole day I was dyeing to see this "amazing movie" and then I saw it... to this day I dont know what the hell he sees in it.

  • Its funny that they hybrided (I know that sounds dumb), because it's already a hybrid of Teen Titans, X-Men, and everything Ninja. Oh yeah, and Turtles was just Goddamn hilarious.

  • love the sound effect of the window shattering when he threw the dvd :p

  • damn rite the fat black kid from boyz n the hood said cake i thought he was gon eat the fuckin basketball

  • probably short for "piece of cake"

  • They said k as in okay

  • CAKE

  • I actually have fond memories about 3 ninjas.

  • Wow look at all the Douchey Mcnitpick's on line today. That's right I am comparing all of you who start up senseless argument's to a troll who lives in his mother's basement, has a six o clock curfew, has dinner at 3,collects women's clothing and masturbates to the green MNM, did I say compare I meant your exactly alike in every way now shut it no one care's what you have to bitch about.

  • @CubbieBear1980: I have no idea. I'm just saying that's what it sounded like to me.

    Then again, why would they say, 'cake?' That doesn't make any sense either.

  • YES he's very entertaining and talanted but he is NOT a Nostalgia Crtic at ALL! Nostalgia HATER would be more accurate. Now before his 'Stan' fans take his dic out their mouths to cuss me out, THINK what I'm sayin THRU! Name me 3 (even 1 probably) NOSTALGIA movies that he actually LIKES?! I A critic who focuses on 80s nostalgia from being a kid from that era should oh IDK Enjoy/LOVE nostalgia! Not this guy, he HATES it. Look@ his reviews! Define nostalgia, its suppose inspire warm good feelings!

  • mmmm, cake

  • i love making cabbage soup,what can i stuff a cabbage with though? meat or something?

  • The Grandpa looks like a severely-out-of-shape Mister Miyagi.

  • @neosoc very true but he worked for the movie. And like so many other of his pointless dissing, the Doug is wrong about Grandpa's stunt man being 20 pounds lighter and whatever else he said. The stunt man worked perfect, almost too perfect. I was wondering how they found an 'out of shape' or atleast chubby ninja/gymnist to stand in for him. Maybe the guy had padding under his clothes. But the stunt man fit!! As a kid I could not tell the difference and even as an adult I have to pause it to tell

  • I assume that "cake" is here intended to be short for "cakewalk"; however, far be it from me to defend this film.

  • Lol, they said 'kay not cake. But, yeah it kind of sounded like cake since they said it so fast.

  • @Vanisherishere that makes even less sense if true. Why would they say 'kay'?

  • the cake is a lie

  • ...you do know that its shorts for the term "piece of cake"

  • Jeffery, the middle, easily forgotten one. Just like Prince Geoffrey, middle son of King Henry II, brother to both King Richard and King John. The similarities must not be a coincidence!

    The director must have used that historical person as the basis for the character... or, perhaps I'm giving the movie too much credit. Aye, they're too stupid to know history.

  • @252Dazz252 spot on!

  • I liked this movie lol when I was a kid.

  • Can you believe that this cheap, half-ass, audience ball-kicking, shit sack of a rip off actually got some success at the box office!? As usual, don't listen to the critics at the box office, only listen to THIS critic. He knows what's good.  How dare they try to butcher then rape two of my childhood favorites, then crossbreed them into the deformed and retarded puke juice of a shitty movie. Screw the creators of this piece of shit.

  • @videogamehunter820 Yeah I was a bit surprised too, but I think it was because this was the first movie to ever attempt the concept of combing two movie plotlines together into something....*ahem* different. But, its only human nature to try and logically explain something that is so unthinkable.

  • @videogamehunter820 As a kid I loved this movie. As a teenager, this is stupid.

    Reason being is that I was a kid. So long as it was entertaining, I liked it. I guess sometimes people need to let loose, because sometimes we expect too much nowadays. "This movie should have a compelling story, 3 dimensional characters, and have lots of action, sex, and suspense!" Thats all good....for an academy award winning movie, but sometimes I wanna watch a movie and relax.

  • @TheBadShaman I feel the same way. I just like to watch a movie and relax. I check my brain at the door and enjoy the movie. I enjoy many movies this way. I know they are dumb and ridiculous, but I enjoy them. I just hated how they didn't put any effort into these cheap ripoffs. I love TMNT and Home Alone, which is why this movie rubbed me the wrong way. I hated to see them turned into this.

  • @videogamehunter820 I guess I can understand your point of view. TMNT was great and Home Alone is endless, being combined for one movie just wasn't smart. This movie however, being dumb and ridiculous as it is, still brings back nostalgia and is still a bit enjoyable. I honestly never knew there were 3 more damn sequels.

  • @videogamehunter820 You just described the Resident Evil Movie Franchise. I hereby clap in your honor! :D

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  • The "cake" is a lie!

    Btw I agree with the NC. Why cake? That...just...stupid. >_>

  • Reason they said "Cake" was because they were to lazy to say "Piece of Cake"

  • the ninjitsu grandpa looks like mister miyagi's drunk brother

  • SPOON!!!

  • tis was like home alone with ninjas... except wierder... and it sucked.

  • i think they actually said " k "

  • i always thought the middle kid luked like jamie lee curtis...not the older one

  • THE CAKE IS A LIE!

  • ~stuff cabbage~

  • 3:51

    Ninjas don't blend into the environment.

    That's nothing, you should see Naruto, even though it is taken more seriously in somewhat part than this movie :D

  • the cake is a lie. =(

  • NERF - So... what country should we nerf next hm?

  • WTF DO THE WHITE KIDS HAVE ASIAN GRAMPA!!?? I MUST KNOW THIS!

  • @RobotMice ITS ALL IN THE SPERM :P

  • @RobotMice Maybe one of the parents were adopted?

  • 13 people use the word "cake" in their day to day parlance..

  • "hey little horsey how 'bout some hay"...

    WTF? that shit deserved attention..

  • The cake is a lie :o

  • Grandpa is the shit. I liked the 3 Ninjas series just for Grandpa.

  • Maybe they were just hungry for cake.

  • my cakes will burn

  • @Aarontheazzman I hate it when his Cake burn...

  • 'the cake is a lie"

  • normally an army of ninjas would be fucking awesome. this movie is the exception to that fact.

  • My newest catchphrase is Stuffed Cabbages.

  • I think those kids said "cake" as a slang of "a piece of cake". It still didn't make much sense so I don't blame you.

  • no offense but everyone disagrees with you mr. i hate 3 ninjas hahahaha

  • @CHEEZYKILLZ

    Not me...Nanananah...

  • 1:10 i always wonder if he actually smashed some glass without purpose

  • that's cool! LOL!!!!!!!

  • is that touchstone is owned by disney?

  • @baycrum267 yep, its hard to belive these were the guys who did Nightmare Before Christmas >_>

  • stuffed cabbeges 

  • wasn't this called 3 ninja kids in UK, went to cinema to watch this crap

  • The grandpa is in Big Trouble in Little China

  • i know wat he stepped on: it was the fat kids' bitch tits

  • I actually kind of liked this movie, but it REALLY did get stupid fast expecially near the end,

  • "Cake."

    No, you already had cake 5 times today.

  • @timeparadox888 I applaud you for that bit of epicness. *claps*

  • I kinda liked this movie. But then NC's review helped me see the light. Thank you, Nostalgia Critic. Thank you.

  • i think jeffrey/colt looks more like the miniature version of jamie lee curtis than samuel/rocky does.

    actually, upon remembering this movie, i thought jamie lee curtis acted as a boy when she was younger. OR the child actor who played jeffrey/colt got a sex change to become a girl when he got older thus, becoming who we all know as jamie lee curtis today.

  • this is why I hate critics you hate the critics more than the movie, I love the movie and I don't believe it, I think the movie is more original than you'll ever admit because the two other movies after this are awesome. the 3 ninjas knuckle up and kick back are original less traps ninja turtles are cry babies compared to this movie.

  • @MrTHEBEUGEL agreed. knuckle up & kick back got better and better, this review is just trying to get some laughs outta things like sound effects but this movie was made for and directed towards children, and how many children liked these movies? mostle everyone i know when they came out. bad review.

  • Cake was never a form of slang.It was "piece of cake".That shit was just added in the movie.LMFAO XD

  • My biggest problem with this review is that he spends most of it bitching about the movie and little things he doesn't like rather than explaining the movie or point out actual problems. It's just bitch, bitch, bitch. He's nothing but an asshat here.

  • @ExplorerDS6789 critic dude, critic. and its comedy

  • Heh heh heh...Cake xD

  • I thought this movie was okay.

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  • DUH! What if we took these two films that had nothing in common, put 'em together, and create our own worthless piece of crap?

  • 5:06. Nostalgia critic... shut the fuck up and get on with the review!

  • "Stuffed cabages" x'D

  • "Designed by Nerf..." OMG! That is the funniest shit ever. It always did remind me of a nerf football.

  • Odd looking girlfriends indeed =S

  • lol

  • it sucks he dissed the Late Victor Wong.

  • You know the Jamie Lee Curtis joke is kind of ironic seeing as i think the middle kid actually resembles her a lot more.

  • They made two sequels to this film, God knows why.

  • 10, DUH!

    other popular insulting phrases kids used from the 90's include! :

    "WOOOOW"

    "OOH IM SO SCAAARED"

    "PSYCHE!"

    "GOOOD FOR YOOOOU"

    And many more! That's over 5 phrases, all for just $19.95!

  • @cgsilverscreen2020 Afterwards, we have words to yell after getting your ass kicked! One popular phrase: "BARF!!!"

  • @SGFAZ "BARF"? never heard of that one before LOL

  • @cgsilverscreen2020 If you want to know where it's from, go play River City Ransom. Or watch gameplay videos, but I recommend playing it if you like games, especially if you like Beat-Em-Ups.

  • any notice that those ninjas...suck?

  • THE CAKE IS A FUCKING LIE!!

  • cake?

  • The cake is a lie!

  • i remember that movie!!

  • That rocky kid has an ugly taste in girls.

  • "stuffed cabbages" ROFL

  • This was such an awesome movie I still quote from it.

    "We don't want to hurt you. We just want to KIDNAP YOU!"

  • I like the nostalgia critic he's entitled to his own opinion, I don't always agree with the movies he slams like ''the good son'' that was one of my favorites but i do agree with some of the movies he bashes like ''high school musica''l that movie was terrible.

  • chill man its a kids movie when i was a kid i loved it i still like it kids beating up adults is awsome but kinda corby cuz they cant even slice a kid with a sword

    and cake hello? it means piece of cake short form.

  • cake means it was gonna be easy. ive heard people on tv get challenged and say "Cake"

  • oh yeah that makes sense,ty

  • @Nemesis986 The Critic is getting old.

  • @thedonofnapoli maybe thats why he witches so much and complains and whines. Look@ my comment, the POINT of nostalgia is to make you feel warm and inspirational from good childhood memories. But oh NO not NC, he reviews nostalgic films for us 80s babies - including himself I would think - and TEARS them apart. Most of the time not knowing wtf he is talking about. Like MOST critics who dont' know what they are talkin about - he says this movie has no plot. It has PLENTY plot! Has he SEEN the film

  • @CubbieBear1980 ummm... please leave me alone...

    please.

  • @thedonofnapoli uhm pls shut the fuck up you lil bitch. who gets on here and cries that they get a reply. You shut up you motherfucking lil nigger bitch!!! If you don't want replies then don't post you ho ass bitch. Who gets on here and cries b/c they get a reply. Go to hell you lil whore nigger bitch

  • @CubbieBear1980 Well, if you're done being racist, then SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! I tried to ask you nicely, but you just HAD to keep trolling, you little CUNT. First of all, I was REPLYING to someone else's comment. I was making a joke that wasn't meant to be replied to with a RANT. Second of all, It is IMPORTANT that we nitpick at things. if we don't, the film makers will make the same mistakes OVER and OVER, thinking they'll get away with it. Third of all, YOU go to HELL, MOTHER FUCKER!

  • @Nemesis986 yeah exactly but of course the Nostalgia HATER, ooops I mean Critic always has to diss the crap out of nostalgia films and ruin them for those of us who grew up with them. I mean YES he is entertaining, YES he is talented, YES I think he should make it big in hollywood and have a show or being on SNL or something BUT in his reviews he nit picks and witches WAY too much. I mean maybe thats part of his shtick and his act. But sometimes it gets annoying. He asks TOO much of kids films!

  • @CubbieBear1980 ikr? what we love is what we love! how can a 'grown up' understand a kid film? lol unless of course he grew up loving it......which i doubt..........

  • CAKE

  • Cake = K

    K...?

  • I assume "Cake" was short for "Piece of cake" because they was so sure they would win the game.

  • @252Dazz252 That's exactly what I thought.

    Still, and expression that never made it to popular culture.

  • @252Dazz252 the cake is a lie

  • @252Dazz252

    But thye loss, ergo, The CAKE WAS A LIE!

  • I always thought that Cake meant it was going to be easy.

  • gangsta image

    "stuffed cabbages" xD

  • rofl

  • This movie isn't cake at all, it's just a bunch of stuffed cabbages.

  • CAKE XD

  • 4:42

    Uh oh, they better get Michael Jordan!

  • the reason why they are white and he is asian is because the grandma was white

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  • Um, you are aware that A) The Nostalgia Critic is a shtick, and that B) You are entitled to your own opinion as is The Nostalgia Critic to his. If you don't agree, don't watch. I liked Full House, yet, he slammed it. I didn't agree with that video, therefore I don't watch it

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  • i dont really care what he reviews even if its something i do like and he slammmed on it i just watch it cause i think hes funny

  • hey you watched this six hours before me

  • Just because a movie is bad doesn't mean nobody like's it, I enjoy both Super Mario Brothers and Doom even though most people don't

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  • I liked Super Mario Brothers for the plain silliness of it

  • dude i am amazed.

  • i think thy said "kay" not "cake".

  • NC should review Home Alone 4

  • there's a guy on his website who already did that. Under Videos, check 'TEAM TGWTG', hit MIKEJ TV, and go to 'shameful sequals

  • cake vs stuffed cabages

  • Give that saying some meaning, and you'll be surprised at how quickly it'll catch on.

  • Goddamnit! Stop throwing those shifty movies on my window! This time you're paying for them!!

  • I actually liked this movie when I was a kid.

    I was a very stupid kid.

  • Nope your not alone I think every loved the 3 ninjas

  • We all were stupid kids.

    All kids are stupid kids.