Dane Cook Creepy Guy At Work

[spacephish]

THANKS FOR THE CANDY!

[snugglebear4]

Hey by the way heres a snickers.That's for you. Peanuts, caromel. Put that in your mouth. Enjoy that. lmfao

[allison11kat]

HEY GUYS WANNA GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE BREAK ROOM!!LETS GO ON THE ROOF AND BREAK DANCE!!!LETS GO BEHIND THE VENDING MACHINE!!! SOME ONE MOVE THE VENDING MACHINE!!!!

[degrassigirl432]

My friend Marcus and I were watching this and when it finished he turned to me and said where's my candy?

[nycolbebraddy]

i literally try to avoid that 1 creepy guy...i never had 1 at work because i work with all girls but i had 1 back in school and everytime he walked up i just walked away like i didnt see him coming

[MandyHeartShadow]

This describes the guy at my highschool I'm a girl and he seems to be always staring at me intensly. I'm nice to him though and I give him lollypops. hehehe and one day this happened O.O he gave me a hug though and it wasn't a shot gun it was all these paper shuriken O,O and when he got to me he just gave me a hug and continued on. XD

[nycolbebraddy]

@MandyHeartShadow he stares at you intensly? sounds like some edward cullen type thing lol

[MandyHeartShadow]

@nycolbebraddy Gosh I hate twilight _-_ But he is back to normal.

[nycolbebraddy]

@MandyHeartShadow lol i cant stand it either but thats what that situation reminded me of

[angelsway69]

u wanna see it but u dont u wanna see it but you're all set lmao

[angelsway69]

a favorite!

[RoxTheGuardianAngel]

this compleatly describes this dude at my school...... he pretty much stalks me... that is what i get for being nice to the weird kid. At least ill live when he does go phsyco..

[cowboys430isback]

hey marcus...lmao

[NightRiderXDX3XP]

he is nit fat... he is shapes x3

[LashaeTQ]

he's always got like that perfect platanical asx KML!

[Jackthat1]

na na na na na na na na.......that the sound of growing up

[ChickenRamen]

If you don't know who the weird guy/girl is, it's probably you.

[victimofaguillotine]

I have listened to this about 1 million times and I still can't breathe while listening to it!!! Concernicus is my new word

[s3thismybuddie]

thats the sound of growing up....hahahahaha

[Saforoth]

Why i can't find this guy's videos on utube...just his picture and the sound :/

[Lonewerewolf777]

XDXDXDXD Concernacus!!!

[tswizzlicious2369]

nuh nuh nuh NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH!!!! that's the sound...of growing up...by the way...

[debonairyen]

Hey Marcus! How was your weekend...

[howtodoapoo]

but he is shapes...

[snugglebear4]

concern-a-cus? lmao

[PinkKitten34]

*GASP* --thanks for the candy--

*gun shots in other rooms*

holy fuck thank god i gave him cady

[mikiuchiha369]

no wonder I got a sneaker bar

[BaymarDolly123]

russia

[poorpeon]

@BaymarDolly123

Definately Russia....

[domydishes]

10 people are about to regret not saying hey to markus on monday

[shadowflick]

"You laugh now but you know that come monday you're going to be like 'Hey Marcus!'"

[mpcmary]

But he is...Shapes.

[javitish]

you laugh now but you now monday morning your gunna be like...HEY MARCUS!! (fav part)

[TheMrXTREME]

I Am the creepy guy (JK) ;p

[deputyseal409]

Thumbs up if you carry around a jubilee of pens around with you.

[Nicshooter]

this reminds me of elementary school where a creepy/quiet kid was getting bullied.

he fucking snapped and started throwing tables at everyone.... no one never where he got the strength Oo

[Nicshooter]

Hey marcus! LOOOOL

[AgilityPaws]

CDDFPURRCDDIFFPUUR -inhale- Thanks for the Candy CHHDIFFPDRRDHIDIFFPURR

[Vynx19]

@AgilityPaws lol I never thought that sound could be fucking spelled out, congratulations sir!

[slash071109]

i'm seriously beginning to think that people just dislike videos to be majority!!! because how in the FUCK could you dislike this?! you'd have to be mentally retarded! they just wanna go back to this video and tell their sad lonesome selves "hey that very tiny red bar that everyone talks shit on, that's me"

FUCKIN ATTENTION SEEKER'S

[TheJon182]

put that in your mouth. enjoy that hahahaha



[NightDazeBlaze]

*GASP* Thanks for the candy!

[JoeyTheGirl33]

This is so true. There has always been a creepy, weird person in my school/work places.

[jhkgyg098]

LMAO! my best firend is the the creepy guy~

i know i wont get shot when he snaps~

[thornrose1000]

thanks for the candy!

[MrLightninblot]

my name is Markus... O.O

[CreationX172]

@MrLightninblot how ironic.....

[azulestars123]

hahahahahahaha funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MissHaleyMarie25]

Hey, you guys wanna get the fuck outta here? let's go up on the roof and break dance. lmao

[GirlNintend]

Thanks for the candy <3

[xPo1S0nXs0DaX]

Lol, I love the Trolls "He isnt funny" then why does he have thousands of fans that think he's funny?

[wolflover456789]

XD



[ThatSpazz]

Thanks for the candy...

[christian1386]

9 people have a front ass...

[jbarum]

I have one of these guys in my office.. but he doesnt have the pen pocket or the blue blockers.

[shelbygirl1996]

THANKS FOR CANDY!

[conner1ize]

9 people have a brain

[ilovemarvinmartian64]

LOL,at my job(burger king)theres a creepy customer that always sits in the far corner and stares at me and the other employee's while we work

[musclecrewnova100]

by the way heres a snickers thats for you, peanuts,carmel, put that in your mouth..enjoy that

[thecortni]

7 people have a jubilee of pens in their front pocket

[kkhxex]

*whisper* thanks for the candy ...hahahahha

[ZS1productions]

@jgk484 what is the purpose of that? jw. you know it doesn't work.

[TheScottishwolf]

@ZS1productions just flag for spam, hopefully ban the stupid bots

[music052]

hey do you guys want to get the fuck out of the break room?!

he is not fat but he is..shapes

you wanna see it but ur all set

monday morning you guys are gonna be like "hey marcus"

[KiNgNoThInG13371]

lol i love readin spam its good for lulz

[HIYA67]

7 people are marcus

[purpleroze101]

7 people didn't like the snickers

[Berrypool001]

Don't worry Dane that's the sound I make when I grow up too.

[CodeDevil109]

"HU Thanks for the candy." :D Lol

[pumkinjaz]

"MOVE THE MACHINE PLEASE!" xD

[ChadVonDouche]

I honestly laugh at this video, even though I got labeled a creep for being socially awkward when my friend died. Still a great clip.

[GundyEnterprizes]

@ChadVonDouche u live in clyde ohio

[HolyCheeSeiTs]

he's like a lava lamp! XD

[iwantpie559]

6 peps suck dick

[creecorston]

6 people are that creepy guy at work

[septie14]

thanks for the candy... LMAO :) best part!

[LilSayo]

@Love0dyssey hahah yes, he is a douche bag :D

[SuperWarriorcatslove]

WHAT IS THAT?! ITS PERFECT!!! L.O.L!!!

[xXsirXknifeXx]

THIS VIDEO GAVE ME A BONER

[LilSayo]

@Love0dyssey Yeah, I know I'm stupid

[LilSayo]

@Love0dyssey Thats why I love toasters! They're fucking hilarious.

[kidkickazz1]

the 5 people who disliked this must be the creepy guys at work

[littlebiz1]

i dont like the way he delivers his jokes...

[Sandyhamham2]

move the machine please! PLEASE!

[Sandyhamham2]

johnlapoop ´´ITS RIDICULOUS MAKES NO SENSE! AH....``

[445happy]

*GASP!* thanks for the candy.......

[445happy]

i think i may be that creepy girl who nobody likes but you feel i am watching u.....just watching......lol

[SuPpErCoOldUdE21]

you wann see it put you dont, you wanna see it put your all set

[Maddiescenekid666]

lava lamp type of individual xD

[drummerboy12281]

thanks for the candy

[lovelmoz1]

Hes like a amoeba xD

[TheCowFlying]

Peanuts Caramel Put that is ur mouth xD

[briarlight1]

lets go break dance on the roof!

[curlefryz]

thanks for the candy

[ghettobuilder]

hahaha heres a snicker the day he fiips out :0 comes in with a sawed of shotgun boom cha ching boom cha ching boom in my office cha......ching thanks for the candy continues on boom cha ching boom cha ching boom cha ching

[daykiller141190]

2people dint fit behind the bending machine

[PuppyLove1105]

lets go break dance!

[333smilee]

thanks for the candy

[johnlapoop]

"WHY AM I TALKING IN SUCH A HIGH VOICE?!"

[LeNoobz]

@johnlapoop "It's ridiculous, it makes no seense! :( Auuuuhhh <:("

[SnoopDaBoss]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLL LAVA LAMP

[NotBadForAKid]

0:07 There was a Super Mario Bros Ad next to the Video XD

[briarlight1]

@NotBadForAKid stat farm for me..

[k1r1i1s11]

@NotBadForAKid thats the sound of growing up

[madtownangler]

our guy drew pictures of bombing work. he was fired for sleeping on the job.

[SPREADthePLAGUE1]

@madtownangler I'd probably be that guy.

[thrashburn142]

lol sweet and featured nice