Vince with Slap Chop (Long version)

[MrSlapchopper]

Hey Vince, you taught me the most important life lesson. Boring tuna = boring life. Well-chopped tuna = exciting life................ Umm your Mom was bored umtil I started slap choppin' her tuna....

[xoxksa]

0:19 I think that salad might be enough for my guinea pig.

[Ramboning]

1:16, Uh thats a strawberry.

[1bardh1]

We all love your nuts...

[keviiinn]

you're gonna love my nuts

[gimkilo57]

I don't hate making salad!!

[LaurenAwesomesauce1]

I don't think that hooker loved his nuts

[poppars]

You're gonna love my nuts

[brgoalie1]

0:54 he says it with confidence =^.^=

[RebeccaAiliHall]

to late to get the grady free?

[omgkoreanlover214]

lol hes nuts!

[cowmilk9999]

He's back with the Schticky! ;)

[jacksonwilliams19]

0:55 <3

[hauntedflower13]

wow, I love his nuts!

[FolkMetalPiper]

You just got one hand and chop.

[slyruler999]

Slap away every day..

[TheStaple77]

You're gonna love my nuts. Linguini, Martini, bikini. Sexist and Anthony Wienerlike.

[IBriansit0]

¨And watch this, Taco, Fettuccine, Linguini, Martini, Bikini¨

Hahaha.

[GameGold500]

Are ya fallowing me camera guy

Cause its about to get furious!

Your gonna love my nuts

until your bi-focal curious!

[mrspufflepop]

0:53 .......

O.o



[TheMetajjica]

Johnny Knoxville ????

[lolmoneyowns]

lol they still show this ad everyday on tv even after all these years

[DKnight19917234]

everyone go search vince vs sonic. the vid owner is surrposed to be supershadow124 you will love that fight lol.

[nejiplayer4]

bet u tried to slap ur troubles away too huh vince..

[captcrackhead]

Walked around the street downtown yesterday slapping fat people in the face. Told them not to be so fat. I'm making America skinny again, one slap at a time.

[WatchdogDisciple]

@captcrackhead You have won the world.

[MrHarivyas]

IT WAS SUCH A RIPOFF . BUT TOTALLY FUNNY I SAW THIS  LIKE A MILLION TIMES ..

ESPECIALLY THE ''YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS '' PART HAHAHAHAHAH

[sonicthehedghg2]

I remember when my dad got it he grabbed a rotten tomato it stuck onto the blade and then after hours of trying to get it off he smashed it up so bad the handle was not even existent than he said after a two second pause he said that's what I think of the slap chop I laughed so hard

[mistercannas]

I'd like to live in America :( Italy sucks :/

[buckleygarrett]

you are gonna slap away every day

slap slap slap slap *Cucumber now juced.

[buckleygarrett]

you're gonna love my nuts.

[WhiteLotusTile]

STOP HAVING BORING TUNA!!

[fe9lrelax]

واآو مره نايس

[rawrviews]

Everything he does stars with S !

[jeremiahsherrill]

We are going to made America Skinny one slap at a time? Is that what he was doing with the hooker?

[iwantmywine]

the hooker didnt love his nuts...

[YoungJ1997lol]

Vince Offer was born in Israel. Thumbs if you didn't know that.

[joejoebear188]

I love your nuts Vince. And I wanna use both hands, not just one...

[rctgods]

white cheese and yellow cheese. so racisttt

[jimbodiced]

The dude looks like Moe from the Simpsons, lmao

[Anon371]

But you can only cut stuff smaller than a potato...

[Themagicshell3]

stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life, *chop* you're going to have an exciting life now xD

[Mystic3517]

1, 2, and Pops MY nuts.

[jecraiders]

One Slap, SALAD!

[rikachanxxx]

"Tacos"

Hell yeah, I like tacos!

"Fettuccine"

Less good, but still alright!

"Linguini"

Not my cup of tea, although-

"Martini"

Wait, wh-

"Bikini"

ಠ_ಠ

[TheMadeMan89]

this guy is ridiculous. pure ridiculousness 

[Feef772]

were gonna make america skinny one slap at a time! lol

[Feef772]

ur gonna be slappin away everyday! lmfao

[Feef772]

ur gonna love my nuts!

[Feef772]

so easy, if i can do it with one finger, u can do with ur whole hand! lmao

[ShihariTaiDragon]

MY FISTS, THEY ARE MADE OF STEEEEEL

[ThouDreams]

0:54

breakfast to go?

that looks like puke

[iSteveo1]

I've noticed two things.

1. Vince Offer has amazing aim. He made it into the sink without even looking. And in the Schticky he hit the bug dead on.

2. In each infomercial he says "Because we can't do this all day guys"

Vince Offer. Is a legend.

But no one can compare to Billy Mays.

[330MLCokeCan]

is this fake coz it looks fucking awesome

[ReficulLives]

where can i buy a slap chop?

[twiggcrayon]

I want to be his best friend

[LegoMasterClub]

Thumbs Up if you came here to see the part of you guys are gonna love my nuts!!!!

(O_o)

[canniblefeets]

he reminds me of the scout from team fortress 2 :P

[JSasRays]

@canniblefeets this guy is the scout irl

[Brokensteel1228]

@canniblefeets haha nice

[randomstupidrandom]

@canniblefeets he is the scout from TF2! check out my videos for proof

[xXLITTLESTORMXx]

"you guys are gonna love my nuts" :3 lol

[midnatwilight56]

Just bang it!

[vincent6445]

My name is Vince too, and I sure as hell love my nuts as well.

[TheWolferParty]

"Not only nuts, what about balls ?"

[TheWolferParty]

"If i can do it with one finger, you guys can do it with your wang."

[POHeck]

girls love vinces nuts

[ypbbmkmetal]

he looks like johnny knoxville!

[TheThrashAnvil]

dallah fo topping at teh ice cream store

[fcerve17]

I used that slap chop on a prostitute.

[MyLifeAsLouis]

"breakfast to go" doesn't seem appetizing lol

[sedinsrule]

i dont know why this gy reminds me of moe from the simspons

[yaomon18]

/watch?v=JpqiyFPdHZ4&feature=r­elated

y you and billy mays the same.

[yaomon18]

tacos, linguine, martini, bikini

XD

[Ballistic367]

watch jabo0otydubs slap chop

[idontloveducks]

I get it. You can slap yourself into getting into a bikini.

[POHeck]

press 0 then until he says slap chop press 5

[00samee00]

1:02 GIGGITY GIGGITY GOO!

[gamcot]

0:54 you're gonna love my nuts

thats what he said. :3

[soosoo991]

رهيبببببببه .. يقلوون نلقاه عند سسسسسآگگو

[xFULLHOUSExLUVx]

martni, bikini???

[thesims337]

Fetachini, bikini?

[SteelersHayden2]

2:32 that's what she said

[SteelersHayden2]

2:33 that's what she said

[DarkDant3]

that stuff works with weed too?

[FrankieOf830CK]

Your gonna clean your home in a quickie when you use your Schticky

[popkorn66]

@FrankieOf830CK have a shedding pussy?

[FrankieOf830CK]

@popkorn66 lmao im guessing you saw his new commercial to

[popkorn66]

@FrankieOf830CK Saw it with the family when it came on the TV. I thought it was a joke haha

[nerise100]

Noo you're gonna love MY nuts! 

[DalleDayul]

@nerise100 NOPE! Chuck Testa!

[mrbigdick79]

which video is better, slap chop

or rock chop? -->

watch?v=r_fLd6Rb0kk&context=C3­7400f4ADOEgsToPDskJshCNn4d9CGw­vbB-kwUpdi

[thekewlguys10]

he sounds like the team fortress guy scout?

[MrPoelepoele]

"linguini, martini, bikini" LOL

[BlueTempestTV]

That doesn't look like any salad I've ever eaten.

[breimeris]

'You're gonna love my nuts'

Really? REALLY?

[diabeticdavis]

I watch this infomercial all the time for some reason. It relaxes me :s

[SilverSword522]

you're gonna love my nuts until you're bifocal curious

[AKDebris]

freddiechini , martini , linguini , and Bikkini !

[jonagurcia]

But I dont want cheese on a bikini. :S

[sam4san]

You gonna love my nuts!!

[sithlordsoup]

SCHTICKY

[tamadhr]

واااااااو

[jwaher85]

احلى شي انك ماتقشر البصل

[2BCBattlefield]

Ninja chop my food, Vince

[REBLISH]

you're gonna love my nuts XD

[G4M3RS4L1F3X]

It's terrible the food gets stuck it's a mess and it's not very safe goto the product tester that guy shiws a great demonstration

[montizzle13]

fettuccine, linguine, martini, bikini

[naomilee156]

so many sexual innuendoes.

[putabananainurear]

@naomilee156 agreed. xD

[fskj2012]

تلقونها في ساااااكو

[bohemethnemeth]

Freduccini

[susromf5]

Awesome invent!

[spannerboy72]

he says they cant hold that offer all day but I just bought one for the same price. 3 years later. Vince, I dont know if i can believe you any more. you cant be trusted

[mona336633]

وين احصلها في السعوديه

[ZoZo1394]

محكوره تصلح للكشتات

[ZoZo1394]

والله ياهي محكوره تصلح للكشتات

[secretagentYTer]

and we all know vince knows how to slap. ZING! I just did that

[SECfan615]

Didn't this guy whip a hookers ass in Florida?

[asrooo]

حلوووووه

[kulfab]

IT GOOD

[MrJumpingdude]

Seriously, If I had all those different varieties of food and a slapchop, I could make some delicious stuff.

[MrJumpingdude]

He's a really funny announcer. And he speaks with a cute new york accent, even though he's from Israel.

[HordrissTheConfuser]

No-one is ever going to convince me to buy anything that lets me slap their nuts all day.

[helmuthro]

This product actually has really crappy reviews, but I haven't used it so I don't have any first hand experience.

[PixelCookies]

matrini. bakini

[XxxxsampsonxxxX]

y did he say kids can do it now every version sounds like some pc shit

[Shadowlogic420]

"And your gonna love my nutts"

[artzia]

فكرة جيدة الا ان طريقة التقديم تخفي اي عيوب

-طريقة التنظيف بعد الاستخدام

-لابد من استخدام قطع صغيرة

-سكين القطع الداخلية لايمكن سنّها وبعد فترة من الاستخدام تتآكل

[nanocube101]

Don't buy this slap chop!!! I have one and u literally have to put all your weight on it to make the blade cut through things and it gets Jamed really easily it's just a waste of money.

[ftooooomy22]

والله حركه القطاعه هذي ..

[OneSlapSalad]

Been using this account for way too long....

[jonus63]

''The onions, alright, this is making you cry, it's making me cry. Life's hard enough as it is, you don't wanna cry anymore'' Haha, awesome.

[eeyuup]

If not made in Germany do not want

[SOMY00001]

لاتنخدعون😉

الرجال يده خفيفه لكن القطاعه اكيد انها تحتاج من المراه قوة

كما انها تحتاج قطعا ليست كبيره

[biodredge]

Like a buttahfly.

[feelingEnjoy]

what a second, you can't eat a bikini.

[biggydx]

2:28

"AWW NO, NOT THE CHEESE! NOT THE CHEESE!!! AHHH!!! OH ITS IN MY EYES! MY EYES!!! AHHH!!! AHHHHAWAAHaah......"

[MrSighsighsigh]

Yes, I do love salads. It's the difficulty of making a salad that keeps me from eating more salads. Yeah, that's it.

[kd988011]

you're gonna love my nuts

[eboy300]

this guy is a pro

[FeenecksChompski]

0 8 7

Hi look at that jizz.

[leadyRuba]

واو.. أبغاها تجي السعودية كيف!!!

[foofita7]

@leadyRuba أعتقد موجودة بساكو :)

[K1LLER6287]

Your going to love my nuts!!

[jjordison4321]

Look at this gawlic

[guitarhero08ful]

press 7 for jizz

[57TARDIS]

Or scarf and barf.

[57TARDIS]

Nice aim at 1:36.

[MsLauraEle]

I randomly skipped to 0:53. No more needs to be said...

[DrFunk420]

One Slap. Salad!

[flame623]

it doesnt work!!!!!!!!!!!



[57TARDIS]

0:54, WTF? He said, "you're gonna love my nuts."

[YoungJ1997lol]

@57TARDIS dude, everyone watches this to see him say that. watch?v=4O-SX_W0lrQ

[BL00dyAssAss1n0]

1:39 - Gawlic

1:40 - Gawlic

1:43 - Gawlic

1:45 - Gawlic



[delxboxer]

"Ur gonna love my nuts" lol

[nbachmann]

Apparently Vince didn't know you weren't allowed to also slap around hookers. Google it.

[keroro14376]

This guy looks like Scout on TF 2 :D

[Collin8843]

@keroro14376 His voice too... I just keep expecting him to pull out a bat and BONK!

[Mccluvsky]

You're gonna love my nuts.

[blakhawk999]

Nobody better not say anything about "i used to slap chop, then i took an arrow to the knee or a mace to the face." shit's not funny

[Cashmachinez]

We're gonna make America skinny one slap at a time!.. lol.. jeez He purposely says funny ass shit when hes selling this shit rofl..

[simplybeautifu4]

Your gonna love my nuts!!! Lol

[GameCentralTactics]

for some reason i like these infomercals

[jmonroe1101]

this ad and all of ya'lls comments are freaking hilarious!! I was crying from laughing so hard!

[Mccluvsky]

Love my nuts

[Mccluvsky]

You're gonna

[gheale]

ok this guy is the BEST!

[AVenGer777rocks]

this is actually a good infomercial, Vince the next Billy Mays!... also he slap chops hookers ;)

[PaperWeightPals]

I'm more surprised that he was able to throw the other thing into the sink perfectly without even looking.

[24TheLaney]

i actually got this for Christmas wtf?

[Emaster03]

I would buy this and just chop shit up all day for no reason.

[CorvetteLopez]

I'm gonna slap my kids until they're skinny

[CorvetteLopez]

My life was so boring until I made my tuna salad with Slap Chop.

[Reid1Reid1]

I slap it everyday

[mcartney8]

1:34, I bet you you fifty bucks he can't do that again

[blakhawk999]

@mcartney8 CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

[Trexasaurs9000]

Vince here with a penis pump! Just fuckin with ya it's a Slapchop!