Swordfish interview process

[736939]

Who knows which is the DELL model ?

[Ravengaurd6]

So that's how 4chan was made! it makes so much sense now!

[jeystonemusic]

This is how I got interviewed for the Flash developer position last week

[kiriappeee]

I wish the guy had taken time to learn touch typing instead of banging on that thing like a death metal keyboard medley

[Iamconfus3d]

213.225.312.5

312.5.125.233

ಠ_ಠ

[InterpolFL]

Hacking on a Dell?  LOLZ

[jeystonemusic]

@InterpolFL why not? U cant hack shit on a faggot MAC...has to be linux

[jurgenwulf1]

why in the hacker-type movies, they were rarely using mouse?

[shapaza]

You have to hack something? QUICK! TYPE REALLY FAST!

[EWE38]

Developers, hackers, developers, hackers!

[za1Nty]

2:39 Anon and Anonymous

[coldstaind91]

Did I...did I just watch a rape and torture scene?...

[dupablada11]

Helga it's very nice girl :)

[TheKnoLawjick]

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I just hacked the CIA.

[zevex747]

I hear Kraftwerk's "Trans Europe Express" in the background!

[kerflop]

how embarrassing to be an actor in that scene.

[sdanek93]

Anyone notice that Travolta added at least eight seconds or so to those 'sixty seconds'?

[aoennreyaheohii]

Women...always trying to kiss you afterward.

By the way, how disgusting is Travolta's....whatever the fuck that is on his chin

[MrXyborg]

Strange, this never happened to me at any job interview ....

[headcrab4]

soooooo.... They rape a dude with a hot chick? Seems a little flawed.

[rahulkachru]

what if the computer is slow , does he cum or does he die ?

[DjJokerr]

Awesome movie. People who don't like this movie are fuckin' idiots.

This movie has everything, good story with bunch of twists and good unpredictable ending. Good acting, good action...and beautiful women..

[WhatTheToastt]

@DjJokerr Yes because if people don't have the same taste for movies as you, obviously that must mean they aren't smart.

[yellowcougar18]

Possibly one of the worst films I have ever seen in my life.

And I sat through Glitter.

[DjJokerr]

@yellowcougar18 That's coming for a person that likes Oceans 11 and crappy Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon movie. hahah Yeah you got a good taste when it comes to movies. hahahaha Robocop? hahaha another garbage movie.

[yellowcougar18]

@DjJokerr The fact that you are mocking those movies shows how much of an ignoramaus you are when it comes to good films.

Swordfish is a giant steaming pile of excrement whose storyline, characters, and acting are some of the worst one will ever see in a film.

And it says alot when John Travolta is only one of it's problems.

[bijibadness]

the thing i like about this scene is that it's realistic. that's what i like about it.

[HikaruNoIkaros]

@bijibadness if it would have been realistic he wouldnt have cracked that code...

[hachimiful]

i love when he says "nothing is impossible"

[18scotslad]

I was just... just fucking with u Stan. Rofl.

[MrOhyama]

What is the name of the woman of this blond hair?

Are you a famous actress?

[AbstractOddity]

travolta is a creeepy

[dorkymolemother]

if you kill him you don't get what you want...silly sin

[boitahaki]

the password is "blowjob"

[OmNiMaN5000]

Whats the name of the song in the background of the scene?

[beataroundthekush]

i went in for a job interview a week ago it was nothing like this =(

[munchies4u]

You know whenever I log into my gMail account I always get a big green access granted screen.

[thenameiskip]

This had to be the most confusing moment in that geeks life.

[foodlovingpig]

@thenameiskip I know, he must be all like "How the fuck did I hack into the Department of Defense by mashing a keyboard for a minute?"

[imasonfree]

Keeping it up, while a gun is to your head and you have to think about the codes? Cool story, bro!

[supersentiger]

Surprisingly difficult to masturbate to

[Keihzaru]

woudl you really accept a kiss from a girl that just had her lips in your dick a moment ago?

[TsugaruClan]

@Keihzaru Well, he for one didn't accept a kiss from her after she did the deed.

[charlottelucyy1]

@Keihzaru you should, otherwise you're an asshole. she just did you a favor, do you think girls actually enjoy giving head? i can answer for the majority of us: no.

[RedcoatMic24]

@jcbaol Distraction, intended to emulate extreme pressure. 

[wjmiller132]

that has to be some sort of Scientology thing. B Js and a gun to the head. lol

[ogredm]

@jcbaol: John Travolta REALLY wants us to think he isn't secretly gay.

[shawnmyers]

the only consolation of losing the last 3:30 of my life is knowing that I will never have to watch the movie.

[TheRealLinkShady]

"Well mr travolta the thing with hacking is to let the program use certains algoritms and you need to wait , depending the processing power of the computer.

BLOWJOB AND ILL SHOT YOU

Start typing randomly,

[srouanet1]

What the fuck!?



[JaybayJay]

@jcbaol Does there have to be a point!? HHhahahhaa...

The point was can you work under extreme distraction.......

[HonestObserver]

I really feel like John Travolta is channeling Gary Oldman's villain in The Fifth Element.

[AtticWarrior1994]

....there is no way that would work in real life.

[thislittlethought]

am i the only one who was all "oh shit it's wolverine and storm!" ?

[liamsp544]

Stupid directors, everyone knows blowjobs only accelerate blowfish-algorithm cracking.

[qukarlz]

i can't believe she tries to kiss him on the cheek when she has cock breath

[torontothegood]

Huge Ackmon!

[badbit]

admin admin

root root

ACCESS DENIED

DAMN!

[Datdoodtedumz]

So Wolverine knows how to hack too?

[TheFunnyJohn]

he got a BLOWJOB

[naacho0880]

I wish all application for work would like this !

[federerbestcIass]

The interview girl has my girlfriends name...

[NeikoDarkstar]

root

root

[mtbJake2005]

He would have to make the Trojan virus then he would need to get it into the system. This would be hours, days even of work. No one on the face of this planet could write it then get it into the system in 60 seconds.

[ManFanUtd]

just fucking with You Stan :D

[jimisvoodoochild]

now i know to turn THIS movie off when the parents walk in. ever have that? the worst.

[jmr1068204]

Why is it that computer processes such as hacking are never more dynamic and realistic? All the way back to the movie Hackers, they put this random coding crap that makes no sense, have hackers that type 300 words per minute of gibberish that the world's best hacker couldn't instantly understand or type...and then they display all of this crap randomly on a screen. Why? Why can't we have something realistic for a change?

[waterfaerie124]

@jmr1068204 Because realistic hackers sit around for hours puzzling and working around security and it's boring. Hollywood does unrealistic because it's interesting and without interesting and fast movies don't sell. If you want realistic, there are plenty of documentaries on hackers.

[freaker126]

i'll love to be interviewed while getting a bj too ..ahaha

[Laiho44]

2:52

312.5.125.233 ?

Wait, what ?

[ManFanUtd]

@Laiho44 good point max 255

[Abolisher1]

Get up bitch I'm hackin!

[TheGoodStuff2010]

What's the point of the shades???

[pmabres]

wtf... is null??

[shock3421]

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[theblackbull55]

he hacked into chuck norris windows user!!

[TehKazlehoff]

thumbs up if your here from cracked and think the guy who upped this needs to turn on embedding

[melikeyyeah]

MY God, Travolta's chin.

[Squishy876]

What a weird interview...

[Jackchalm]

I'll give you a hand Hugh, MARGARET THATCHER

[cannypal]

Hang on, dont kiss me AFTER you've been down there...

[Berengier817]

@speedguitar88 Should have done what they do on NCIS and have someone help him type on the other half ot the keyboard. 2 people, 1 keyboard? Twice as fast at breaking code.

[J666H]

Wait, why didn't he just create a GUI in Visual Basic to track the password's IP?!

[briantexts]

@J666H God you're retarded.

You have no idea what you just said.

[J666H]

@briantexts Haven't seen that ONE over-referenced CSI clip, haven't you? Search "GUI interface using visual basic to track the killers IP address CSI". At the moment I'm typing this reply there are 11 people who have both got the reference and given me thumbs up. You weren't in on the joke, didn't get it, I can sympathize with that. Calling me retarded for reasons no other than to feel superior to me in your knowledge, however, is downright weak.

[gamisetousAEK]

@J666H because its a fuckin movie i guess

[turbomaximus1966]

press 4, looks like Stan is saying unfortunately while getting a bj hahaha

[Donaldo]

This movie sucks

[missingnote]

I know only a tiny bit about viruses, and something tells me a trojan horse hiding a worm, which can be stopped by free antivirus software, wouldn't break through the Department of Defense's firewall. Couldn't they have stepped it up to something like, I dunno, a polymorphic virus? But wait, this is cracking a password, not inserting a virus. So according to this movie, a basic brute force dictionary attack is enough to break these codes, and the only defense is a username and password.

[dr0nayekhom]

relax stanley she;ll suck ur dick

[Schizm1]

I want my job interview to look like that

[miiiikku]

There is ridiculous and then there is swordfish.

[JamesJonathon013]

Give a man a blowjob and he'll do anything

[tetebueno]

The computer is off (2:18).

[QueeNeptuneStrident]

is it just me or is this bj totally unnecessary?

[rikusoraleon]

@QueeNeptuneStrident Is there ever a time where a BJ is not necessary?

[luckystrike1]

Is this a documentary?

[jgazteiz]

he was just smashing the keyboard, sometimes more than two keys at the same time xDDD

[julesreverie]

Dang, he must be on Viagra to still be hard and enjoy that BJ during that hacking

[TheAxehandler]

Poor Hugh Jackman, I know I'd feel damn confused in that situation. xD

[aussie0981]

worst fake type ever.

[skearo75013]

3:30 Travolta: "and by the way Stan, she is a transexual"

[yoodoo122]

@skearo75013 I wouldnt give a fuck!....pmsl.

[predator3333]

what a bullshit

[gremlin085]

it's simple: USER ID: admin, PASSWORD: admin

[Nitros8891]

@gremlin085 hahahahahahahahaa 192.168.1.1

[djizzah]

helgas doing oral sex and poor guy hes under pressure.

[djizzah]

i know what she is doing its oral sex.

[djizzah]

what is that girl doing?



[lobofaca707]

wouldve probably been the best death ever. Painless, joyful......doesnt get much better than that

[AndrewFisher16]

So they have one person holding a gun to his head and a hottie giving him a bj at the same time... that's kinda weird.

[ChocolateFlux]

Nobody could get hard in this situation.

[gamisetousAEK]

@ChocolateFlux chuck norris

[MageAron]

yeah i know she's good ^^

[ergosteur]

Database device rusa catalog devadmin sales user anon sas guest anonymous save tour uucp backup sysdiag nuucp savep sysdiags adm servce diag

[missingnote]

dude i interviewed for Gamestop and this never happened, i had to stack the shelves really fast

[KingSquibs]

The next time I come across a DoDD Based 128 bit encryption I'll slide in a trojan horse or hide in a worm... or something like that.

[cozmoz365]

This was the best scene in the whole movie.

[HeroCaesar]

Chuck Norris persuades the laptop to hack itself.

[redman1333]

he just random typed in something ;)

[Theonegamefreak]

@FaresSaheli0607 It's funny because it's true.

[toughgirl06]

This is the best scene in my opinion. The other is where Hugh is total badass towards the end.

[Theonegamefreak]

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I just hacked into something. 

[moondy11]

If you look past the laughable plot holes, Hugh Jackman hitting random keys and an awesome GUI for building a worm....you get to see Halle’s BOOBIES!

Way worth the extra half a million she got.

[WEBZTA93]

OH SHES GOOD ISNT SHE HAHHAHAHAHA

[fanofmussic]

JOHN is badass in this movie..amazing actor and a fucking legend <3

[psyrmc]

3:05~3:08 i just love the way halle berry look at him

[YairGeva7]

Took him 60 sec to hack the DoD database? ptttt whata noob.

[Icecreamman54542004]

@YairGeva7 more like a damn rookie XD lol

[S3rike]

I was just... just fuckin with you Staaan :D ahaha

[GenVirtu]

Talk about NO Pressure! LMAO

[porkbellyroast]

ohhh my god. i wish halle berry was watching me getting blown by a hot blonde. it would be the best day...

[jp3813]

If that girl could keep a guy hard while he's fearing for his life then "she's good" is an understatement.

[markuseraccount]

i wanna get raped like that too

[JHCAES]

The best job interview...¡¡¡.

[LordKahu]

I wish hacking had an integrated GUI which made no sense what so ever, the sad part is movies make everything look like there easy.

[ShadowMask90]

At 2:23 the reason he clapped his hands so he can take his mind off the pleasure the girl is giving him so he can concentrate on the hacking any other reason he would not have done that

[abhishek1993100]

@ShadowMask90 HAHAHA I LAUGHED SO HARD WHEN I SAW UR COMMENT!

[ephabouyed]

Not the worst way to go. lol

[kalargyi]

Obviously Jackman cannot take more than 1 min or he might cum on the laptop

[xtreme404]

suck dick could be used as salt hash!! lol

[18scotslad]

3:04 " I was... I was just fukin with you stan ". haha. funny as fuck.

[dupablada11]

1:49 Shit Fake :) IP 312.5.125.233 & 291.12.112.323

[TheStereoField]

@dupablada11

lol not shit sherlock..

[Daytonaman675]

@dupablada11 zomg a movie about fake hacking?!?!

[perplexedmoth]

@dupablada11 Maybe It's in octal base, eh?

[wuziq]

char buffer[200] lol wtf

[PboyeTV]

check this video - My name is Oronde Baltimore (episode 5) "turn my streetmic on"

[JRCrowley]

She probably has AIDS.

[K20civicsirturbo]

@JRCrowley you cant transmit aids threw saliva idiot

[JimmyJohanes]

of course it is really faked, this is not hacking works, not like this

[JokkeHimSelf]

what is the name of the song that is played in the background.... the same song is in Ali G In tha house (movie 2002) ... when they are in a house to steal some documents

[mikenike504]

@JokkeHimSelf The first song played here in background is Planet Rock by Afrika Bambaataa. This one in particular is a remix by Oakenfold. The music after is score by Christopher Young.

[alejandrocaban]

@HogwartsCastle lol why?

[sttevenash]

one gun was empty but another was ready to spray

[abhishek1993100]

@sttevenash OMYGOD FUNNY AS HELL!!!!!!

[orwellianson]

@sttevenash *Hands you sunglasses* YYYYYEEEEAAAAHHHHH.

[ffrreeaakk]

Now I know what human computation means. That was a brute force+dictionary attack. I wonder how many p/s did he try :D

[Miguelsr1rst]

@ffrreeaakk dictionary attack in hacking meaning he tried to use all the known languages in the known planet to break the code? or something like this? what is brute force attack?

[ffrreeaakk]

@Miguelsr1rst Dict attack is trying existing words like: "abase", "abacus", "abandon"... "zulu", "zydeco". Brute force is trying permutations of characters like "aaa", "aab", "aac"... "zzy", "zzz" or even things like "!1(#F*$&".

[TheRita39]

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