My Doctoral Dissertation

[N18297]

I just checked out Google for "repetitive language dissertation".

[MegaBEANER1000]

not funny gtfo

[heidigenes]

I'M LAUGHING.



[FungusMossGnosis]

The humanness is offending to the personhood's well-being status state, as such, and is what the issue is. . . I believe.

[grungefreak10]

Pretty funny. But if I spent 15 seconds with anybody like that in real life, I'd punch them out. Then again, If it were a woman, I'd simply walk away.

[iamcuriousblue]

Sounds like some of the college papers I used to grade. --shudder--

[justinbellful]

Some birds can not fly in, Asian busizz4me.info

[krstcmjns]

Why is this funny!!!

[RichardForkins]

Strange, I always thought Angela Anaconda was just a fictional character...

[saqib09]

lol.. 

[jonno52]

Hilarious! nice work!

[taniahurley]

i did not get the vdo at all. i thoguth your vdo was moronic.

[xJohnny9]

you have now walked into the dissertation zone with your host rod "poopy poo" serling.

[wildmanchris200]

YOU are cute!

[aerobique]

take care

someone hiding behind you in the corner

[thramagen]

wow look at you I just hate you so much! god your a bitch.

[GoodBadUgli]

OH Yes!!! The Guy at the back is very important for emphasis.

[themsfightinwoids]

Pretty good dissertation--almost as compelling as Kent Hovind's.

[SoberKennedy]

My god, that was fucking hilarious.

[northernRpgLover25]

First i thought it was Nyk standing in the background but nah :)

[ReeallityBytes]

Abby - whilst I've not put it in this way before, I have to say that you are so ferking smart! w00t!

[Kni7es]

>The Iraq

I sporfled. By the way, that's a pretty creepy-looking guy behind you. But at least it isn't Kent Hovind.

[th3inquisitiv31]

you need help. . . .

[juntaon]

its not a murderer, its her bf or bff?? ;b

[questionsamson]

THERE'S A MURDERER BEHIND YOU!

[Jerryjeffelvis]

i am so ferking smart

[Jerryjeffelvis]

Wow! You have impeccable bone structure

[fazadeset]

you're ugly .damnnnnnnnn

[bighugejake]

in my next paragraph. lol

[1om8cat]

It's like Sarah Palin and Kassie Dill had a love child!

[zeeslag123]

that would be just an absolute miracle!

[altamatam]

I think you're bad with gene detectionz, babes. This is absolutely Sarah Silverman and Alanis Morissette's love child out of secret lesbian wedlock

zomg....

[1om8cat]

@altamatm

OF COURSE! Totally forgot about Sarah Silverman, - an obvious DNA transfer, or maybe a psychic channelling thing. . .

[1om8cat]

. . . still gotta think there is some Palin material there

[IamNotTheMoon]

Grade papers much?

[xxDickBonesxx]

haha this pretty much summarizes my interpretation of Kent Hovind's dissertation...

A doctoral dissertation starting with "Hi, my name is Kent Hovind..." is already doomed ^^

[garytheagnostic]

Wow! You have impeccable bone structure.

[funkskull]

sorry, I mean to employ you as a public a shcool teacher, we wish to dumb ours down so as to avoid any difference with those who are home schooled

[funkskull]

may we borrow you for some time. cobb county ga. desires your sort of intelect, we think you'd fit right in

[FredR023]

Who's that hot guy in the background?

[zachpmorgan]

It looks & sounds like you like to write about redundancy. Did you know that Sir Lord Arthur Redund is the lord who founded the Redundancy movement? Maybe you should perhaps write about Sir Lord Arthur Redund, the founder of the movement, like such as.

[eurabio]

lol clayderman yeah right

[Largo64]

G.O.D. - you're pretty girly for a smart person.

[bewarethefunk69]

G.O.D. - you're pretty smart, for a girl.

[PatrickLars]

I thought this was a REAL doctoral dissertation.

[yetidetective]

that background music was the BEST

[Chaos511]

BRILLIANT XD

[SeppukuDoll]

Yeah, you sound like Sarah Palin now and then, and holy shit, I think I'm starting to go schizo with this background music! AAAAH!

[st1tcount]

Don't take this the wrong way, but you could totally be better than Tina Fey at ripping Sarah Palin to Shreds.

By the way great vid.

[Tsanuri]

Where you reading a statement by J. K. Rowling?

[arcanics1971]

OK, own up'; who allowed Hovind and Boxxy to breed??????

[maciolek1980]

I am from Patriot Bible University in Del Norte, Colorado and would like to award honoree Doctoral degrees in Education, Communications, History, and Geography because you seem to know more about those subjects there average Doctorate. Satire

[Herufaia]

I'm sorry, but frankly we intellectuals do not think you are henceforth smart enough to get into our closed off and elitist club. You clearly lack such thinks as being smart and sentence structure that is good and would fail to represent us smart people well.

[Herufaia]

I apologise for forgetting this good fact but your not getting your doctorate becuz u haz cooties. Goodday.

[PatrickLars]

Is that so?

[crankycactus]

hahahaha "such as"

[TheReptilianAgenda]

stupid women essayists of the EErak they lack the sciencist because they are unscienced women of the EErak who are stupid essayists

[PhilosophicalTwerks]

You're not a poopy face!

[funwithbonusdotcom]

Wait a minute! I've just figured this out! Kent Hovind is the real life version of Mojo Jojo, evil primate supervillian from the Powerpuff Girls show!

[Macrochenia]

Hovind isn't nearly intelligent enough to be Mojo Jojo.

[funwithbonusdotcom]

Agreed. Fuzzy Lumpkins then?

[Macrochenia]

Yeah, that sounds more like Kent Hovind.

[UTubeBrowzer]

This reminds me of an article I wrote once on Chomsky that told of the complex research understood to be, albeit controversial, the most fundamental component in linguistics known to teach on such a wide spectrum of topics that it's bordered on being what some might consider, if not for their having not known Chomsky, the greatest article ever written ever aimed at prolonging the understanding of anything intelligent or perceived to be running out of space to type.

[thelastholdout]

That got creepy at the end. Must've been the music.

Or the whimpering "I'll do anything you say" with a dark Nyk standing in the shadows.

[2DRonaldo]

I Personally Believe that I like the word doodie head such as.

[TheCakeAintNoLie]

good

[phlexonance]

olol :D

[barebowarchery]

Right now, I am currently a college psychology student going to school to learn psychology....

I like being smart!!!

[TheLonelyImmortal]

Are you and he dating?

[AGNOSTICEXTREME]

subscribed!

[CognosSquare]

Kent Hovind meets Miss south Carolina and such as!

[claudiaquat]

You and Nyk must mate and give the world The Golden Child.

♥♥♥

[2DRonaldo]

I-I-I-I-I want the Kniiife!.... Pleeeeeease!

[TheAnMish]

Hehehe :D

That was awesome!

Love the humor :)

[socratesjr]

Dang...you are getting WAAYYYY HOTTER!

[JesusSavesAtCitibank]

Ah yes, another student of Professor Irwin Corey.

[commanderkruge]

Thank you so lot for sharing this very bright deser... dessert... dissent... text with the remainder of whole planet earth! I am very pleased to know such a beautiful female person who also is not so stupid! Your text gave me very tingly feeling in my brains and also later down below! In my heart. It feels me with deep joy and satisfaction to see the charming parts of the natives of our globe, when they also know things like how to write a thing!

So again, thanks for making this known to us!

[iclash]

@BusinessIDBAI *eyes roll, head hits desk*

[BusinessIDBAI]

Look at the comments. Proof positive.

[commanderkruge]

Synthesize and Samurais? WTF! My brain just turned to jelly!

LOL! :D

[FlightIsLife]

I dont know if i'm more entertained by you.. or more freaked out. Either way, I enjoy it immensely.

[Intiom]

Thank you for that video submission young student. Now, make a video in which you repeat "I'll do anything you say" in that desperate voice... over and over...

In a bunny costume.

[DaniNouveau]

lol! Fuckin' A!

[KazukiSeirei]

You are so ferking smart! =D

Peace.

[TJay9000]

such musics are against the law  of my earholes!

[KalimaShaktide]

The real thing we all want to know is: Did you bang Nick?

[GIVEmeSOMEsugarBA8Y]

That music is so disturbing G.O.D!

I see you there lurking in the shadows Nick, Remember your advice. Just excuse yourself, Make a trip to the bathroom and make use of the hand God gave you..... ; )

[mustsyfart2001]

...for our childrens

[Prytanus]

atonal piano / 20th C composers make me feel a little homicidal.

Everything else...very funny.

[nemo3590]

Nykytyne2 looks like he's about to rape you...

[xxxkagemushaxxx]

Rose is a rose is a rose is a rose- Gertrude Stein

[ndyt]

Jesus does not look amused.

[PlonacyKrzew]

You put a psychedelic smile on my face. ;-]

[dominictemple]

Great fun

[Orygyn]

In regards to your dissertation, miss O. D(ay), it is with great pleasure that I present you with your PhD in comedy.

[MistertheSpike]

Brilliant.<--(Underlined, highlighted, italicized).

[alexkidd3d]

lmao

[Fudmottin]

Someone plays keyboards worse than I do.

[mbutchin]

Okay. I laughed out loud at this one. And I liked Nyk, skulking in the background like Mephistopheles.

[oojamaflipper]

ha.

[Brianswers]

When you go to the irtaq, don't forget the maps :P

[Andypotent]

BALLOONS ON A MISSION!!

[DasMustafah]

Haha that was fucking amazing. Kent would be proud!

[Zakdayak]

Kind of a pain in the Iraq.

[dunndudebemelol]

anyone else thinking of sarah palin here?

[spankthereasoner]

Thanks, krzy gurl taught me essay writing

[MoreSciFiThanScience]

very disturbing

[REBMike1]

Well done Dr.G.O.D. on your Ph.D.

[Eopyk]

LOL that was funny :) And Nick in the backround gave effect

[Krygeryo]

Contin-uuu

[emoly1994]

Nick looks so creepy in the background.

"Repressed, oppressed, repressed, depressed" ahahaha xD

[tattooskin72]

@emoly... that's what I was thinking. I thought maybe GoD in a burka with Nick standing behind her with a whip would have worked perfectly....

[thespeedingcookie]

this is brilliant

[ricardas83]

I didn't understood anything. I want to go home... Please...

[VicTheVicar]

wow! i also want to enrol at a diploma mill!

[snappingbear]

I find that voice and look quite appealing. Is that wrong?

[DarkShadowMegadeth]

Kent Hovind is a stupid poopy face.

[ReeallityBytes]

You've fucking done it again... Read my comments on your Coulter videos for the reference :P

[funkyplayer4212]

Interesting pillow talk?

[logicaust]

1:29 "Contin-UUUU!"

I lol'd. Good times.

Peace G.O.D.

[DarkTheAtheist]

what is nyk thinging?

I have a list

"soon i will kill you"

"I shouldnt of eaten that curry"

"damn she got a fine ass"

"silence woman"

either one of those will do

[redFISTofEUROPE]

hahaha you're so cute in this video XD

[cmbmachine]

O.o

I had a hard time understanding this. I got lost in the ecumakashon konvaid heer :P

[leavesof3]

They make a cream that clears up burning passion.

[SirReptitious]

I made sure to read the comments before commenting in case someone beat me to that one, and sure enough, you did! ;-p

[TurboDally]

Theres a ghost in the background....

[artemisfair]

Haha nyk looks so creepy in the background.

[mysadending]

Nky's dark shadowy self is very distracting and also reminds me of my college classes.. those profs. would always come up right behind you to see your computer work... yeah.. a sensation you just had to get used to =/

[SuperAtheist]

this video counter points the surrealism of the underlined metaphor.

[tomlop]

'Tis indistinguishable from the dissertation by "Doctor" Kent Hovind, whom I would gladly devour with a spoon.

[johncrwarner]

@tomlop would you devour Kent Hovind with a spoon or his dissertation - I think the paper might have more nutrition in it.

[tomlop]

Alright, now that's a tough question. Which has more nutritious value: "Doctor" Kent Hovind, or his love child with a pen and his own brain? I figured I'd just eat Kent Hovind because I'd have less sadness about eating the abomination that is he than, say, 100 pages of pure comedic giddiness, which this world needs right now. God bless us! Everyone!

[johncrwarner]

But like cornflakes until they spray them with the nutrients there is more goodness in the box than the cornflakes - I suspect it is true also of Kent Hovind too.

[AuntieDiluvian]

So, will it be Dr Ghost, Dr Of, Dr Day, Dr In, or Dr Person? Give that woman a PhD!!!

[xVancha]

Dr. Day sounds best, I reckon. Had a ring to it that seems to fit with the whole oddity vibe.

[philhellenes]

1 doctorate is in the post. :)

[mcgaugh57]

Slightly askew...

[XeonProductions]

Nyk looks like a serial killer lurking in the background.

[SirReptitious]

Yep, he would look perfectly at home in xxxThePeachxxx's "serial killer" basement where she records her videos these days... ;-)

[grebrim]

All ideas stolen from Hovind, Kirk Cameron, Sarah Palin and Miss Teen Carolina, you hopeless plagiarist.

[otherether]

Wee-hoo! Lovely.

[thunderpants10]

my desire is burning

[achigurh]

you have been approved for more funding

[lstntn]

"Childish words are immature" LMAO Carrie Prejean impersonation (altho maybe unintended) perfectly done. .. : )

[KaseyAkira]

Nykotine.

When you see it, you'll shit brix.

[freedom0f5peech]

LOL!

[bonnyjolie7]

omg, G.O.D, what a ka-waaazy concoction that was. :D

nyk looks like that girl from The Grudge in the back

lol

[Articmoon77]

Oh my gawdless that was the bestest dissertation evar!!!!

lol

[Geodge]

ghostie, we'll forgive you anything. you can marry VFX, we'll forgive you. you can submit a scientisty dissertation and we'll forgive you. you can wear funny glasses, headphones, and and poke sharp objects in eyeballs. we'll love you all the more.

But the weirdy vampire in the corner? Everyone has their limits.

[V0r4xiz]

HAHA, finally someone who had the same impression about redundancy and repetitiveness in the Hovind "dissertation". Or at least finally someone who talks about it. Your comedic talent is comedically comical ! You are a funny comedian when you adress funny, comedy related fun and jokes, too ! To conclude my comment where I sum up my comment I wish to conclude that my conclusion on summing up my comment remains... utterly redundant. Thank you for listening.

[comradericardo]

xD, pure comedic gold

[RavenBlaze]

so is this sarah pailin or Kent Hovin?

[crateguy]

Please never write something like this again.

[ozmoroid]

This conclusion paragraph repeats your last conclusion paragraph, true, but it's not poopy at all, so I can say that I agree with the you that you could teach non-repetition to the Iraq.

[SkeptikSnarf]

i give you an A Cubed times Pi

[Wiggam666]

Nyk...holy sweet fuck

[jmyinlb]

I like totally such as enjoyed this. I only wished you had encluded a map such as in the Irackk. Therefore many such therfore students such as do not have maps!

[naughtypagan72]

Nyke is kind of scary in this one :p

[atthetopofmyvoice]

Teacher made you do it.

[CousinoMacul]

Nyk is still in Philly? We need to hang out!

[funkym3485]

This dissertation gets an A+++++. And a gold star. And a smiley face. :)

[Brained05]

I liked the way Nick was lurking in the shadows. I think it would have been funner if he had remained motionless until the end and then said something totaly off the wall in a zen sort of way like "You are the flower and I have no pants"

[DarkMatter2525]

Posting a comment is what I would do if I had a comment in regards to your video - that is - if I had an opinion about it, which I would feel the need to share, then posting a comment would be the appropriate thing to do...on your video...if I had a comment I wanted to share...video...comment...

[Poisonfrogg]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA­AH

BRILIANT!!! ^_^

10000 stars

[Fordi]

You know, I really feel like I enjoyed really feeling like I enjoyed listening to that enjoyable video which I feel I enjoyed, you know?

[tooltime9901]

did nick move in or something?

[bdavfava]

You have very long fingers. All your fingers are the same length.

[FactVsReligion]

Repressed

Oppressed

Repressed

Depressed

Ill do anything you say. LOL XD

[rekojehtmai]

lol somehow i was not annoyed by that, just simply entertained for 3 minutes.

[Venaloid]

SO FUNNY! BUT SO HARD TO LISTEN TO!!! Aaaagghh!!! 5 Stars!

[macwild1234]

I can feel myself getting smarter with then help of your video technology.

[jxaxmxixn]

horrible video! I mean what good is a video if it only makes someone laugh their f***ing ass off! xD