Assassin's Creed 2 Playthrough pt.2

[lizzietupman]

you sound kinda like Cicero off of Skyrim...

[TheRodNinja]

@lizzietupman xD stab stab stab stab stab stab stab

[pspZ3R0]

penis



[Blackwinged47]

It wasent a fight it was a beatdown....

[Blackwinged47]

@carhead2311 No he is in brotherhood

[5n1p3rwolf]

tossed off is british slang for hand job

think you should know xcal

[carhead2311]

Did altier die ?????

[SgtFlopperz]

Xcal my girlfreind gives me permission to sleep with you, you in brah?!

[mattcoops82]

he said tossed off

teehee

[PowerTofu12345]

At around 9:00, Ezio sure knows how to play the gentlemen's game a.k.a. Woman Seduction Lv. 100

[TehDefNarb]

It's tartaruga, and it means turtle..

[xcalizorz]

@TehDefNarb

i didn't see this the first 50 times it was posted. thanks a bunch for spam.

[TehDefNarb]

@xcalizorz I'm sorry, was meant for the dumbass saying 'tortuga' or whatever.

[AK47Heartbraker]

@xcalizorz LOL Xcal! :D

[RedNudidity]

Hey now I know why he has that scar on his face. I must have missed it when I played through this.

[INxLIMB0]

Penis?

[Lucarioqaywsx]

tartaruga means turtle

[Sanious]

@Lucarioqaywsx turtle means turtle.

[anthon8ydan8iel]

Ive already played Assasins Creed 2 and you might say im wasting my time watching this again...but it's XCAL BITCH!!!

[lLaceration]

Tortaruga is turtle in italian XCAL, it sounds like Tortuga in spanish which is the same thing.

[Lakhrahnaz]

@lLaceration It sounds like tartaruga in portuguese which is the same thing too :D

[MasterQuil]

Look how fast he----.. Jesus Christ... hold on i got -- Get the fuck out of the way you slow mother fucker!

;)

[Nag589]

Tartaruga mean turtle

i'm an italian guy

[matheusasuras]

tartaruga means turtle

[xXROFLHYBRIDXx]

@matheusasuras um its tortuga FYI...

[nathan33445]

@xXROFLHYBRIDXx Its actually both. tartaruga is Portuguese 

[matheusasuras]

@xXROFLHYBRIDXx pretty sure he said tartaruga

[MrJkid2010]

Im forseeing plenty of suprise bitches this playthrough.

[thefallenpker13]

what is he playing this on???????? i cant figure it out

[mrXnugget]

@thefallenpker13 PC

[blhaymon]

I've been waiting so long for you to play through an Assassins Creed game, Xcal. Grazie, amico.

[Danomac6194]

did you do a playthrough of assassins creed 1?

[bram5398]

9:00 would it go as fast with bruce's girlfriend?

[are2dude]

Something wrong? He just beat up a guard right in front of his father :D

[TotenHead]

Tartaruga = Turtle

[urge112]

oo

[iStolleh]

DAMN YOU SUB BOX!

[PointIessAccount]

Luckily, you didn't toss everyone off :P

[IILarrII]

I wonder if xcal is gonna do the story mode or try to do 100% xD its so tempting to do 100% on AC games..

[hammerbacher23]

Ezio is such a badass!!!

[Mcquiz91]

@hammerbacher23 Biggest badass in video game history. Espcially in that E3 trailer for Revelations.

[TheSuperBacon69]

Won't let me watch part 3 on my iPhone yet:(

[YKballer07]

"PENIS?! interesting...."

[HeadlessSpectator]

Just noticed that the lips and sound don't match. Like one of those old-school dubbed kung-fu movies

[Mcquiz91]

@HeadlessSpectator Yeah that's a problem with the PC version.

[EEEKitsBeaR]

xcal=black keys

[PlasmaArmada]

in the side bar...this vid only has 301 views

[YBeshay]

This is so funny watching him play loll

[chardy111]

I loved this game! So glad you are playing this one instead of doing what every other channel is doing and playing the new one!

[dragonman0000001]

The intro gives me goosebumps. Every. Single. Time.

[MrPandamania]

@dragonman0000001 What intro?

[BusterCap7]

does anyone else think that brotherhood was the best out of the ezio series?

[WorstThereEverWillBe]

after a second playthrough of it id agree yeah

[strida0narmz]

this shit made me laugh i lovg your playstyle!!

[GTMaxy94]

tartaruga is turtle, in italinan and portuguese

[dannyboyflores818]

haha xcalizorz first response during the sex scene were mmmmm.......

[MrEpidemik]

This game is simply amazing, I generally don't like single player games. But this blew my mind!

[fennmanic22]

"not everyone is completely tossed off" LOL

[devils906444]

im playing this through atm

[bagamer13]

so glad you are playing this xcal. thanks!

[J4KD3E]

...somehow i dont think xcal will be able to stay away from notorious status later on xD

[WilliamMunny15]

no more LoL with DRJ?

[marshall88cbm]

thanks

[ruanmamien]

@xcalizorz tartaruga means turtle

[Helderfilipe93]

Tartaruga = Turtle

[doro666]

Oh, this game is still so beautiful... I really hope you will continue this one, this is one of my favourite games.

[SubFocused]

10:00

i cant stop watching it

[TheeZanyApocalypse]

"That's why I'm not the main character of a video game"...my god, can you imagine how badass a video game would be if you could play as xcal? Would be like a mixture of God of War and Prototype.

[DarkCyberElf]

@TheeZanyApocalypse lol yeah I pretend I'm xcal whenever I play Call of Duty lol, and I put on God of War music and everything, and for some reason it really helps rofl

[nfl10032]

@TheeZanyApocalypse I can see it now...xcal running through the streets tackling unsuspecting bystanders, talking shit and chuckling as he runs away

[Paradox949]

@TheeZanyApocalypse Words. Cannot. Describe. Awesome.

[MrNm2325]

tartaruga is a turtle in italian, portuguese and spanish.

[MrKoala234]

If you spend some money on "women and wine" it's not been "wasted" :3

[TheSgtBlueberry]

even though brotherhood and revelations have better combat the story in ac2 is just amazing

[alchen257]

haven't been this addicted since dead island

[FPScino]

tartaruga=turtle

[Ghetox4]

What is is this on? PC?

[FPScino]

@Ghetox4 yup

[peetahp3]

comment

[cracyzero666rat]

does it mean that xcal doesnt like birds too

[xSinoAHx]

Giovani Auditore reminds me of Roberto Mancini.

[MrOceanTree]

actually the cutszenes are skipable

[archedperson]

LOL 5:05

[Blingham07]

itachi 

[MrDrDoomgiver]

I hope that you can actually finish this, cuz Ubisoft's servers are know to stutter on PC. :(

[MrPhilip2601]

@MrDrDoomgiver but he isnt playing online

[IANNMH]

@MrDrDoomgiver its a singleplayer game bro

[YASNAS97]

i watched tmart's LP ,but ima watch it again

[EmmzHD]

yessss!!!!!!!

[vieir3]

this a turtle 05:50

[iFluxyBaby]

I remember playing this game. Fucking boss!

[snsding]

all powerful

[PHATSTR]

The sound he made @ 8.53 lmao

[omniflat]

You're such an asshole.. But it's fucking HILARIOUS!

[ashish612]

lol @ him pick fights with bystanders. Good thing he doesn't behave like this IRL

[Soluzz]

@ashish612 if you think xcal doesn't the shit out of everything IRL you are wrong....

[dalarodsk]

@ashish612 he does

[xTortured]

Tartaruga means Turtle =)

[foxracing0101]

GTA IV playthrough!!!

[XHipHopLyricsX]

Do you need to buy the first ac before you play teh second one? i mean do you miss a lot of the story

[MoodyReds]

@XHipHopLyricsX No.

[XHipHopLyricsX]

@MoodyReds ok ty i'm gonna buy it now :)

[kaschmir3]

@XHipHopLyricsX yes. if you have not seen anything of the series its a pretty epic game too. atmosphere is amazing...

[terminator94zozo]

@XHipHopLyricsX well in the first u play as Altair. the second as ezio. Yes u will be missing a little bit but not much. i recommend buying ac1 first or just pirate the game on pc really easy

[40nVIRGIN]

- Keep up the good work!

- Penis.

Damn that cracked me up :'D

[MegaDonaldduck1]

monkey see, monkey do. if you get it, you get it

[TheCaptainMuffin]

Xcal's accent is awesome, wish I had one. (British FYI)

[bakkeboy000]

@xXAzilkuLXx not newest game, the newest will come out soon i think, its called Revelations.

[xXKiteSurferXx]

Tartaruga means turtle

[urge112]

oo

[BallonkaSwe]

BEST.PLAYTHROUGH.EVER! All in Caps because caps is all powerful.

[TheMattyccc]

The ending of this game is so epic

[parsifall333]

Italian spoken by english is so dammed funny

[Heurecka]

federico sounds a bit like jensen from deus ex

[kenneth08105]

PLEASE FINISH THIS WALKTHROUGH!! DONT GIVE UP!!!

[1990banks]

Figlio d'un cane

[Orock1musicO]

gta IV playthrough plz! :)

[agearmaster1]

@Orock1musicO why you ask that on a new playthough?

[Orock1musicO]

@agearmaster1 because gta playthough would also be nice to see :)

[DislikeComments]

18:19 Ezio's face when his mother ask him if he's recovering :D Haha

[risingfallen1]

@xXAzilkuLXx I guess you are new here.....

[sasliks95]

you should deffinately do gta 4

[JoeeyTheeKangaroo]

after this u gotta play brother hood and revolations :D

[ESPatN]

gotta love this walkthrough

[sirvaX]

6:30 - one of the most epic moments in game history, that view and music... Just awesome!

[AndreGangster96]

@sirvaX AC2 how many memories? fuckin love it !

[mauwiewauwieeeee]

@sirvaX youve obviously never played the elder scrolls

[TheBomba530]

@sirvaX so true. best franchise ever :D

[dazza097]

@sirvaX I think the 09:03 is better

[pcsiva]

@sirvaX I somehow cried at that point when I played the game

[randomname485]

@sirvaX ya its a pretty good scene but it looks 10 times better if its in the morning but still great scene.

[maxcoboi]

Tartaruga is a turtle.

[LixyDrezzah]

Please continue this playthrough its amazing!

[fatihkiller2]

On what does he play xbox or playstation

[LixyDrezzah]

@fatihkiller2

PC

[bigybop]

I NEED MOAR

[fpcoolw]

:D

[S1deshowRobP5]

My Italian friend said Assassin's Creed II was like Dora the Explorer for Italian, but more violent. Le voglio bene :)

[dirtydubstepsanta]

batmans cooler

[TJfusk]

You, sir, make my life complete.

[MiguelOMGSantos]

Tartaruga means turtle

[RealDbcification]

The hell? Sp00n's playing Portal 2?

[byrnetree]

Woooo pc ftw

[faceless58]

i bought this second hand a few months ago along with borderlands when your playthrough of that made me wanna play it. sweet coincidence bro

[DaHBox360]

love xcal but why do a playthrough of an old game whhy not do brotherhood or something like that

[RealDbcification]

@DaHBox360 Because xcal does what xcal wants.

[flapecake]

Anyone here speak Italian? This game says 'cazzo' means both 'fuck' and 'dick' - which is it? I'm inclined to say the later since 'vai a farti fottere' apparently means 'go fuck yourself', and I don't see the derivation anywhere.

[Merdolworms]

@flapecake The real meaning of "cazzo" is dick...i'm italian,and i think they changed some terms to not be too rude in the game,or something like that,because the real translations are different.Sorry for the english if im wrong. (:

[istrooper2]

@Merdolworms Well, in Revelations, they made "cazzo" translated into dick.

[flapecake]

@Merdolworms Your English is just fine, thanks. =)

[DJFK777]

@flapecake means both "fuck" and "dick" for example if something sudden happens you'd say "fuck!" as we would say "cazzo!" and also means "dick"; "fottere" means "fuck" as in the sexual act lol hope it makes sense

[flapecake]

@DJFK777 Makes perfect sense, thanks for the info.

[Eogh4n]

@itshorts me too :D i love this game. Keep it up xcal!!

[0409barca]

i sense a lot of dead civilians once ezio gets his weapons..

[M3vinOfficial]

@0409barca I believe you can only kill 2/3 civillians before the game desynchronizes thing.

[doro666]

@0409barca Well, you can't really keep stabbing civillians left and right because it causes you to desynchronise after a few. :(

[NeilBeBad]

What console are you playing on?

[xXxkokoman13xXx]

@NeilBeBad PC

[xifyable]

@NeilBeBad PC

[itshorts]

I got 1000G on this :D

[Merdolworms]

Tartaruga=Turtle (:

[FcpHyper]

@Merdolworms Portuguese bitch

[ThePat123451]

Yeah finally a playtrough of xcal assassins creed. I hope u do brotherhood and revalations aswell. YOU ARE ALL POWERFULL XCAL

[TheStasi159]

tartaruga is turtle

[TotalBlitzGaming]

Did anyone else just run directly to the church?

[initialZEN]

LOL penis jokes

[TheAwesomeZen]

My favourite commentator and my all-time favourite game combined? My life is complete!

[Lenneh8sutube]

AC2 is imo one of the best games on the ps3/360.Top3 at least.

Are you going to do the other 2 as well?

[TheElysianSky]

How i play : watch so i never crash into anyone, planning my moves as silently as it goes

How Xcal plays : *crashes into every single person* SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST @@@@@@@@@

i love you :$

[Rillerulletulle]

support comment

[roydeking52]

he got no money for better

[rayg87]

This is going to be one funny playthrough!

[coraxable32]

Assassins Creed + xcal=awesomeness

[xxnum45xx]

Keep it up!