Rejected by LESBIANS :(

[fukthizchipmunk98]

Ur hair is kool!lmao

[imapimpyournot]

i love farting, its my life.

[shopaholic524]

LOLA!

[FloridaSweety1997]

Lmao xD too funny :P

[WolfChika13]

0:26 perfectly cute face at which my pc decided to buffer on for a good 5 min :)

[WolfChika13]

kanye...westing..you...

[DazedConfused100]

stop talking so fast and quit stumbling over ur words

[McStewFace222]

your dog is sooooooo cuuute

[aysn19nov]

I LOVE YOUR KORN POSTER. And your dog is so freaking cuuuute!!!

[FlankerVT]

This guy must take a lot of drugs.

[NorthernDownpourXD]

Mm.

You look like Brendon Urie :'D

[Haylee555069]

To move to Canada.

[TheLadyKnuckles]

does he smoke crack?

[AZNExperiment]

Very tight.

[NoloContendre21]

Lesbians reject you? Be serious, you are a lesbian aren't you? Lesbians love me. I even married one. Goals? Always tough for me. Trying to get all buffed out again now that I'm not in school. I like being 200 pounds of muscle rather than 175 of average guy.

[PaiChan666]

whoa!!! thats a dog! i never realized that XDDD

[TobiasMathe7]

Hahah, dude--your videos are awesome...and full of energy...don't EVER change :D

[cheerfabulous1]

aaw you did make me smile at the end!!! you sooo cute lol <3

[awynsberghe]

my goal is graduating high school! yea, thats mah FIRST goal....and i draw so i guess maybe possibly getting into an art school? idk...

[hurleychick909]

Girls are like aww your so cute

Sexy taco!

I bet there are 575387360943774 Mexican guys getting laid cuz of you xD

[keeper614]

I am such a poopyhead --I miss my exits all the time. I feel your pain bro.

[keeper614]

Oh Edwin ---You make me laugh so much. Just the sight of your little dog puts a big ole smile on my face. You're the best!

[rchlmrln]

my goal is to hunt down all the people that are pedos and teach them a lesson! oh wait....since theyre pedos they might like that...

lol justkidding,

but seriously, i have no goals. idk what i want to be or what i want to do with my life...so I'm just takin it one day at a time :)

[rchlmrln]

and of COURSE you make me smile! duhh :P

[greg2bran]

i can only smile once per day....goddamnit, now i have to be mean the rest of the day.

[dudemain1]

getting laid =P

[KayyGeeCee]

hahaa ohh mannn,

i see that face that Lucky talked about!

at the ice cream store you look all Lalala innocent Edwin,

but as soon as you lay down with that cute puppy,

you turn into Mac Daddy Edwin ahah :)

[kristixriot]

hahahahahah i love you! you make me smile everytime i watch you!

[ehdproductions3]

you make me smile!

[jaknick08]

I want to go to medical school and become a surgeon so i can save people's lives

[Ltkshaka]

Hello ladies ;)

My goal is to be THE MAN.

yeah son.

[LazyyProductions]

My one goal is to be a Youtube Partner

[SashoukaMMV]

I plan to die when I'm old :(

....

Then Come back from the dead and totally pull a record for Haunting the most people. then say BEAT THAT GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS! I Grugde/ring the world MWuahahaha

.....

>_>

[BrendynTV]

Lol. BUMP! Banananuh Dum dum down... I subscribed because of this.

[WardereWardere]

Cool story, bro! :D

[emmygirl97]

from the video the question was so random "what are your goals in life?"? lol i thought you were gonna ask "you hate ______ when it happens to you" lol i was ready to say "when i run out of toilet paper" lol well i guess my goal is 0to remember putting extra rolls of toilet paper in the bathroom

[edwinsgeneration]

LOL yeah weird ...this is the first question i feel is not exactly "right" for the video... i wanted to ask "How do you tip when you go out?" But i didn't think of it until after...oh well!!

[emmygirl97]

that would of been a nice intro

[teezingdj]

you make me smile cuz u are absolutly gorgeous

[dethmaul]

mmm, I am planning to retire from the military and build a dome home on some land in washington. I already bought the land :)

What makes me smile is seeing one of my friend's faces light up when they see me. Makes me cheese ^_^

[copperdog10]

I want to make as many Kanye West jokes as i can before i die.

[wubie92]

my goal is to become a great psychologist..... so i can treat crazy people like the ones on CincoDeVlogo.... :D lol jk

[xlivexforxmusic]

lolololol

that pretty fun to watch.

'why does it even have a tip line anyway?'

People can be so rude at times =(.haha

[NvPGulstab]

I look forward to killing you soon.

[edwinsgeneration]

cool!

[NvPGulstab]

I don't know if you caught the reference I was making.

[edwinsgeneration]

I JUST DONT WANNA DIE MAN

[NvPGulstab]

Look into Ask a Ninja to catch the reference.

[kobil316SH]

the rock in my food thing happened to me already

[SeifTheBlood]

My goal is to rate 6 stars! Do I need university for that?

[emmygirl97]

i should learn to do that too

[dinopoopie]

edwin this one funnny

[EdumacationSensation]

"LMAO! y kanye westing me!?" HAHAHA!!!!

[lilq824]

I smile everyday.....and yea,I HATE when I tweet semi-semi-semi famous YouTubers and they act like they dont see it...its kinda douchey..

[finnslane]

Sooo, that's the girl you're crushing on. I kind of hope she sees this comment >:]

Anywho, good list. Actual relatable stuffs.

As to what my goals are? Moving out west and being happy. :]

[Athiinaa]

bitch who you think you talkin to

[virgo18187]

looool why u kanye westing me

[Favetop00]

haters are my ambition ...

[Dinoletsz]

Can I also adopt u and ur puppy ? :D

[Dinoletsz]

Dearest Edwin, ^_^

My goal right now is to see you live on BlogTV, finish university and win the lottery :P

Awe! U and the puppy at the end make the cutest scene ever <3

ps: I was surprised u got rejected.. U're so cute lesbians should go back to being straight :P

<3

[thisisthegiiiirl]

my goal is to find a amition.. this is deep dude..

[Andywarski]

mwahaha great stuff

[Crayolalola]

My goal is to bang that hot guy from edwinsgeneration on YouTube, he's amazingly goregous! :D

Oh, and cool vid dude.

[lyssaashleyy]

What keeps me going? Edwin's videos! I mean, He makes me feel so good about myself! He Called me a "sexy Taco" in this video! :) And I LOVE when he lays on the bed, It's So Sexy! :P

[Evil666goth]

My goal would be to not die by getting hit by a car. Sure one of these days I honestly wanna get hit but I don't wanna die from it cuz well that would suck

[nenalyzed]

my goals or ambitions?

I'd say I want to meet my mister Darcy, move to England, live in a big city for a while, work behind the scenes of a big movie company, decide that I need more in life, so I go live in a nice cottage in an idyllic town, and write bestsellers. but of the literary kind.

and If that doesn't work out I'll build a timemachine with my mind and become a timetravellor.

[mattydahl]

edwins like a melody in my heaad

[SOAdandy86]

I hate having a super sexy dream about a girl your like and waking up crying...

[southerngirl49]

my goal is to become a psycologist and then mess with all mt patients... muahahahaha. and i have smiled today when you said sexy tacos.... lololololol

[NickTheCanadian]

my goal is to become cincodevlogos #1 fan, supporter, rater, and commenter ;) teehee

[edwinsgeneration]

SO FAR SO GOOD... well i think you missed a couple of older videos!! YOU GOT HOMEWORK Mr. NICK!

[fpsgamergod123]

ya man i have smiled today and also my goal is to get a hot ass girlfriend....

[btl3cool13]

my goal is kill edwin

[Agriking]

My ambitions are simple, total world domination. I don't think that's too much to ask out of life.

[LakerFan24FTW]

my ambition/ what keeps me going is knowing the career im in college for will pay off in the end. so all the hardships we go through now, jus pay you extra when you achieve it . T.H.U.G L.I.F.E

[chaucerthegreat]

I wonder how many times edwin hears about how much he looks like jack black's side-kick in Nacho Libre

[iloveloveshoes]

i'd tip you if you know what i mean ;) JAY KAY!!!! that puppy is so cute!

[bloodyadaku]

i missed your live blogtv show on monday, and i had class during ur live show tuesday, im really sorry i missed it :( but i managed to watch the smiling game.

lol i sorta jumped with joy when i saw i was on ur video x) kudos

[LifeJuice90]

I have to many goals right now.

[Jerrod2008]

My goal was to become the new wednesday, As you already know, and everyone else will see tomorrow, I failed.

[Jerrod2008]

My ambition, however, is to find the coldstone you work at, make you scoop LOTS of ice cream, then not tip you as my sick way of getting revenge for not getting to be Wednesday!

[Jerrod2008]

Yeah, that's right, I blame YOU! =)

[iluffsasuke]

I want to be the best Graphic Designer in all the land!

[ZadeDietrich]

My goal is to be just like you Edwin. And yes, I have smiled today. And you totally Kanye Wested youreself with the CincoDeVlogo theme towards the end of the vid. Heh Heh Heh.

[antwananabell]

hahahahhahahahahahahha nice edwin (x

you made me laugh at the end when you were like smile for me baby. blah blah blah. hahaha :) <3

[Thunderpantzers]

My goal in life is to maintain high grades in school, graduate, and go to college to become a veterinarian or work in the film industry. I am currently getting training in both categories. I also like to work with animals, I really want to help them. Especially strays, I just dislike it when they are suffering out there, even though I'm not a PETA supporter, non-vegan/vegetarian. The only thing that keeps me going is the fact that I'll help tormented/abandoned animals.

[DCKKKKKKKKKKKK]

my ambition is to watch all your videos oh thats rite already have lol

[WillyWobSk8in]

my goal is to use "jay-tot" in my conversations atleast 25 times a day, until everyone i encounter on a day to day basis is saying it too!

[RoxndotzMassacrexMob]

I will and u might regret just typing that lol

you will see my screen name so much u'll even be dreaming about it xD

its ok tho *shhh* ur my favorite cincodevloger. ♥

[RoxndotzMassacrexMob]

;p even tho the reason i smiled was bcuz of u so this is going to be confusing ha ha but still

my ambition is to watch all ur videos, comment, rate them and spread the word about u.

:D just more reasons to smile

[edwinsgeneration]

Hehe yes now you just making me smile AND Blush!! haha i would really love that of you!! i better see your screen name more than! <33

hah thanks buttercup

[MrAlexCooper]

NUMBER 6 is just like LUCKY! Hahahahah. x)

haha great video.

-Alex

[RoxndotzMassacrexMob]

ive never watched ur videos but i decided to watch this one and i have to say the last part made me laugh.

So to answer u question yes i have smiled today. thx :D

[edwinsgeneration]

Yayy Thank YOU for giving me the time of day on this special tuesday night! See smiles are contageous because now your smile made ME smile :)

[Athiinaa]

EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUSE YOU, EDWIN!

dontchu talk about them @replies, you aint any better.

*SNAP*

[principealverto]

My goal in life is to crack edwins code

[tatertotter808]

I want to live in each state for a year each. I'm thinking being homeless is the best way to do this cause i won't have to limit myself to cities. :]

[taratazo11]

haha you made me smile.

hah got i hate not getting @replys makes me mad hahah.

and cindodevlogo videos keep me going hahah XD

[ThemACDshizKids]

haha my goal is to tell u good job edwin! lol

[yamilethA]

my ambition is being happy :P

[robsterrrx]

Fuck you May and Athina. >.>

[phfear]

haha my ambition is my music its all that really keeps me going now. and yes, i did smile, about 3 times today, so there

[MytlRiddle]

FIRST!

[Athiinaa]

FUCK YOU MAY! >:O