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  • lmao that was funny

  • ^^

  • What a joke

  • Necromorph: I FEEEEEL AAAALIIIIIVEE !

  • 300 Likes? 300 Sparta?

  • So you're going to beat the necromorphs alive with a life support machine... fucking brilliant

  • LOL

  • 0:16 BUSTED!

  • it tracks necromorphs heartbeat

  • shshashasha it's a big buggggggggggg!!!!!!!

  • Life Support Machine- Because the best method to kill a necromorph is to make him alive =3

  • The first time that happened to me it was a dead body, only I thought it was a slasher coming back to life and proceeded to shit my pants and waste half a clip.

  • ha this happened to me too but instead of the haft rate monitor it was a dead person

  • @Elora4236 SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET OFF YOUTUBE.

  • Nice video

    I played this game on my Xbox. Luckly i got Xbox for free!

    Want to know how? Visit this site

    xbox-for-free.in

  • é um bug

  • @leo180297 o nome do vídeo e as palavras chave dizem isso

  • oh no he got that heart monitor stuck under his arm

  • Lol

  • where do i get this gun???????????????

  • I had Isaacs "secret weapon" once. Except it was a necromorph being dragged by its arm. I tried to stab a necromorph with it......didn't end very well....

  • HEHE I bet the necros are gonna have heart attacks when they see that........Ok shut up.

  • @TheSoren56 Ray william johnson

  • ummm..shoot it?

  • lol its a heartbeat sensor gun

    

  • i had a necromorph's leg stuck right there.

  • esa mierda xD

    

  • @L1NC5

    yeah, heres a better way to get good ol' youtube, get an ipod or iphone.

  • This will keep me alive while I kick ass AH OVERDOSE DAMNIT

  • Isaac is so badass he'd rather beat them than shoot them lolz :D

  • Glitch Is Secret?.

  • Thats a medical rack

  • Stand back!!! I have an IV this thing will give you blood and keep you alive!! I know how to use this thing!!

  • @OmegaTrooper1 how is that going to keep them away? lol

  • @OmegaTrooper1 lol `its super effective :3

  • @OmegaTrooper1 jajajajajaja

  • you just used teleconiss to put in it yor arm but still pretty B.A though

  • This, is my BOOMSTICK!

  • how did you do that? xD

  • Lol. Kenesis fail?

  • Isaac: PREPARE YOUR ANUS

    necromoph: wait are you gonna..... OH SWEET JESUS

  • Remember when you could watch a video without having to sit through a commercial?

    Remember when music videos were uploaded by users and not VEVO

    Remember when all the info was to the right of the video?

    Remember you could rate a video 1-5 stars?

    Remember the famous yellow subscribe button?

    Remember when the users controlled the site and now corporations?

    WE MISS THE OLD YOUTUBE!

    Post this in every video and lets start a youtube riot.

    Thumbs up to keep at top

  • @L1NC5 Go away spammer, this will NOT help to bring ol' good YouTube. So go away and don't spam.

  • say hello to my little friend.

  • @Gargos98 O.O ummm thats somthing a rapist guy randomly coming out of the bushes would say to a small child

  • @kidshortman that's not a good thing to think about O.o

  • WTF?

  • This happened to me, only it was impaled in Isaac's chest

  • why are you holding medical equipment!

  • isaac: cant we gust nuke this place.... like idk stop this suffering and end our lives now and then me ending up killing like 400 million necromorph AND THIS IS NOT WHAT THE BROCHURE SAID THIS PLACE WOULD BE LIKE!!!

    nicole: stfu isaac

  • lol at first i was like wtf... then it was like ohhhh... :)

  • omg.....this is not funny lol

  • looool

  • the same thing happened to me and the tail of a leaper

  • @FlipoutSC if you have watched Dead Space Downfall you would realise that necromorphs can handle bullets, but a few hits from a plasma cutter and they dont get back up. The marines quite obviously had pulse rifles and couldnt take the necro down; and Isaac, bein the badass that he is, just wades in with his arsenal of tools and beats their ass down!

  • @ScottishHuntsman94 Actually in the game if you shoot them in the chest repeatedly with the pulse rifle they will die. I do it all the time.

  • That happend to but with the actual alien things claw :L I was Lyke WTF XD

  • ya dont need a chaingun, just get a crowbar!

  • there's a better version where you can hold the guy who smashes his head off a window in one of the earlier chapters by running up to him and swapping from a one handed weapon to a two handed weapon the moment you get to him, it's like having a friend isaac can taake with him through the necromorph hoards ;P

  • issac walks down a hall and then a necromorph comes out shoots it then more spawn shoots them all bout 10 and then another one comes out FOR FUCK SAKE walks up to it *BITCH SLAP* leave me alone bastard

  • MEET MY VERY LARGE ROD!

  • its the hug glitch u can do it to the man who bangs his head by running into him when he dies

  • at first i was like "Woah, what the fuck?" then i was like "Ahh what the fuck!"

  • Lol fail

  • Isaac: Hey! Look! Now I can rescue Nicole and kill Hive Mind!!!

    After 19 seconds...

    Isaac: Ah sh*t!

  • haha you dropped your gun

  • they shud have real guns in this game... not plasmas and lasers.... its cool-its cool but i want more GUNS than TOOLS. [plasma cutters a tool, so itrivet gun, ripper, force gun, etc]

  • @BlestTheJediThug

    (spoiler alert, for those who haven't beat the game yet)

    Thought the same thing, and then came the scene with the USM Valor. How come a crew full of military personel was taken down by 1 necro previously injured by Hammond and locked away in a tiny pod for hours, when Isaac, an engineer, that has only access to plasma cutter, industrial saw etc. takes down the WHOLE FREAKIN HIVE by himself...

  • @DocteurGui cause issac is chuck norris's future decendent

  • @DocteurGui also a thing about that when you get on the ship all the crew are necro's which doesnt make any sense because a) only the marker and the flying ray( or zombie mantaray what ever you may call it) can change dead humans into necros, b) every soilder had whatever the slowmo thing was so it would take a bunch of damn retards to pull what ever they pulled off

  • @DocteurGui well when the ship crashed that probably killed most, if not all of them, then necromorphs would board the ship, turn dead soldiers into necromorphs. and btw, when isaac gets killed by the "bat" or "flappy thing", he should be transformed into a necromorph, not simply killed. dont u agree?

  • @benzzodude Sure but when the Valor crashes into the Ishimura it's already full of necros, and the one that boarded the ship wasn't even a flying thingy, just a regular half dead one that Hammond threw into the pod, plus as LuckyShallowStar said, only the flying ray and the marker can turn humans into necros (and they have to be already dead), so either all the crew of the Valor were retards that failed to kill one necro before getting too close of the marker or only tools can harm/kill necros

  • @BlestTheJediThug why would an engineer be carrying around real guns? isaac uses what he has at his disposal i meen it wouldnt be as creepy/scary as it is if a necromorph jumped through a window and you had a RPG aimed at his head

  • @BlestTheJediThug dude normal guns r getting old now... visceral games wanted to improve the gameplay and the action by getting lazers and plazma shit, if u aks me its badass coz the normal guns r getting old :/

  • 10,000 watts!! Charged, CLEAR!!!......Oh my bad i didn't mean to aim for your head.

  • lol this happened to me to but the necromorphs wasnt able to get me so i was imune to get killed!XD

  • Glitch-ter egg.

  • @Whoaman555 Gleech-ter-egg

  • it happened to me when i pulled it

  • haha nice ^^

  • @J0Jl The most efficient way to kill a necromorph is to sever its limbs, not destroy its brain.

  • How do I unlocked secret gun!

  • @DerJayger -_- really?

  • @BlindReaper74 ?????

  • @DerJayger -It's not a secret gun, just a simple glitch, lol.

  • Heartbeat sensor?

    :P

  • @Silvester94T3 omg yes.

  • @Silvester94T3 whats next riot shields

  • @Silvester94T3 DUDE, you have to shoot their limbs off and you think they have a heartbeat?

  • @ablethanegray well you can shoot human's limbs off and we have heart beats... so i think its more so, AFTER shooting their limbs off, that they don't bleed out and die quickly

  • That's what I call a big ass medical equipment sniper!!

  • NICE WEAPON :D

  •  that shit is too funny hahahahaha . love it

  • wadafak!!

    i tot it was the heavy emplacement guns~

  • pew pew pew

  • oh my god its damage is over 9000!

  • hes a LYING FAGGOT. noone believe him

    its fake. its part of the scenery he used a

    TRAINER on his PC version. why i hate

    PC gamers/games. they can cheat anytime

    they want if its to hard for them

  • @Punkrockfan001 calm down man thats the point

  • @Punkrockfan001 I think you're an idiot.

  • @AdeonC

    and i think your a faggot

  • @Punkrockfan001 heh console fanfaggot and u sir are stupid also

  • @BFHpwns1

    PC fagbitch. ps3 is like gaming consoles.

    but takes more skill to play on a console.

    so you back to your pc with your cheats and trainers.

    i will do it the harder way. pc fanbitch

  • @Punkrockfan001 I thought about making a more elaborated comment, but all I can say is that I still think you're an idiot. :P

  • @Punkrockfan001 Hope you realize your comment leaves you looking like an ignorant ps3 fanboy and completely nullifies your attempt at making one method of gaming above any other.

    -Proud Owner of Xbox360 and custom built gaming rig that shits all over your ps3.

  • @RushedTurtle Hope you realize your comment leaves you looking like an ignorant xbox360 fanboy and completely nullifies your attempt at making one method of gaming above any other.

  • @DieTheDeath That's cute, i can copy and paste things too. Sadly I wasn't representing the xbox specifically, but sharing my opinion that ps3 is pretty fail, and the kid I was responding to was ignorantly putting down everything but the ps3. Pointing out cons doesn't exactly warrant another ignorant response from another ps3 fanboy, but here I am responding to you.

  • @RushedTurtle the point is you look like a hypocrite when you criticize exaggerated self-involved statements and then make an exaggerated self-involved statement like "Proud Owner of Xbox360 and custom built gaming rig that shits all over your ps3" that makes you look like an xbox360 fanboy

  • @DieTheDeath I'm failing to see how being a proud owner of a 360 and custom PC makes me an xbox fanboy, honestly. Apologies if my statements cut you deep in some way, and I regret my arrogant post script, but I hadn't intended to represent the 360 - only to put down the ps3 by sharing that I own everything *but* that console.

  • @RushedTurtle I do own a Ps3 and a 360 and a gaming PC. My Ps3 collects dust, my 360 gets played everyday, and my gaming pc is used for games like Fallout and the like. Bottom line, Ps3 was the biggest waste of money that I can think of. It really has nothing going for it, and the "great" Ps3 games like Drake's, Heavy Rain, and Killzone are ho-hum at best. I did have fun with MAG though. And if you don't believe me, add my PSN, its II Kibosh II or IIKiboshII... idr, haven't been on in a bit.

  • @Punkrockfan001 i have this game for both pc and ps3, ps3 is much easier in my opinion, the aiming on pc is so annoying becasue it seems to sway everytime you turn instead of stopping

  • SHOWOFF!!!!!

  • Haha I did the same thing once... Cept I was in the zero grav chamber and it was a body under my arm... Lol

  • Something similar happened to me....except it wasn't a staff, It was a dead body

  • this happended for one of my friends too,

    just with a body in a zero-G area :P WRESTLING! :P

  • Isaac: dont worry i got this situation UNDER CONTROL!

  • I got that sniper once!!!!

    1-shot 1-kill

    XD

  • ajjajaajajajaj fuck you shet

  • that only just got stuck on your gun and it finaly fell off

  • CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

  • sweet isaac found a gun that shoots morfeen

    >:)

  • HAHA

  • that happend to me exept not with a pole a dead necro

  • Sniper :D

  • courage wolf:

    play dead space, bring first aid machines!

    stab the necromorphs while their laughing!!!

  • that's not a gun.... he just happened to be impaled :D

  • hahahaah looks like a RIOT gun from another game xD

  • btw WTF! is on him!

  • its not a gun! stupid ass

  • @custodio626 OBVIOUSLY!!!!!! It's a blood pack, but the way it's positioned it looks like a gun........ have you no imagination???

  • i dont play this fucking game, dip shit

  • @custodio626 dont even comment then

  • WTF?!?!?!?!

  • lol i had a glitch in this and like a giant metal yellow thing was stabbed thru isaac and it always got in the way for me to shoot. i had to beat the game with it on isaac haha

  • I found this same glitch except I got a necromorphs arm stuck there

  • daaamn ... why you didn't shoot it ?! :/

  • I.Am.A.Fucking.Genius!

  • LOL..........how did u do that?

  • It's the rail gun!

  • thats funny. great joke

  • tht gun ish SMEXY!!!!!!!1111@

  • lmfao he has a cuddle buddy....when you dont have a teddy bear this is your last resort lmfao

  • Best melee weapon ever , Wait its the only one D:

  • @darksupersilzo 1) what the fuck are you talking about , you mean the five, two, or X amount of credit cheats? 2) If so it's not even relevant.

  • @darksupersilzo It's not a secret gun either fucktard, it' the force gun or contact beam. They look similiar but either way it's not secret.

  • @darksupersilzo Damn you're stupid, it's a piece of medical equipment which somehow got lodged under his arm.

  • HAHAHA this happened to me XD

  • lol how did that happen?

  • *sigh*......your in a spaceship with necromorphs everywhere trying to kill you....and you WANT TO PLAY POOL?!?!!

  • necromorph: see i think theres somthing wrong with my scythes and if im gonna try to kill u i need to b in tip top condition!

    isaac: uhhhhhhh ok!

  • tis giv u aids

  • I like this new weapon. RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNN IM COMING FOR YOO!!!

    thumbs up if you get the referance

  • i had this happen to me too

  • Now introducing the all the Megasoraultimategigantasorousc­ookiesandcreammedicalblaster12­37xs8727!!!It can shot needles!shooot bandages and also take a heart rate exam!!! ITS GUUUUURREEEEAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

  • Its Doctor Clarke!

  • man, if i was in this ship (without a gun) i would grab anything i could and use it as weapon... tools, medical equipment, even my helmet.

  • lets see you shoot it

  • your gun shoots medicen. its intimidating.

  • How did you manage that!?

  • @slammer902 lmfao... man that was great hahahaha

  • the medical staff weapons pak now on psn and xboxlive

  • Hammond: Issac put THAT down and do all mission i could've down but didn't fell like doing

  • Hammond: Issac put that down and do all the things i'm to scared to do

  • one time a lurkers tnetacles got looped around me and the lurker was a backkpack :}

  • ooo... your gun shoots medic, real intimdating (thumbs up for refrence?)

  • what does it shoot? aspirin ?

  • hahaha fuckin hilarious saltystuff.

  • lol that same thing happened to me but with a table and it was on my neck i have a vid of it on my channel

  • issac is gonna nail yo ass XP

  • lol It looks like a rifle if you don't know right away what it is! XD

  • lol that happened to u to

  • @TheAnthrochocobo it's not a fucking glitch. I know every glitch in this damn game. i play it on a DAILY BASIS....

  • @TheAnthrochocobo dude. just stop. i play this on a daily basis. its a fucking mod. i mod games.... I WOULD KNOW

  • @TheAnthrochocobo you dumb fuck look at his suit. He's playing the PC version!

  • its the best gun in the game, heres its stasts:

    Cost:1,000,000 credits

    Dmg: Over 9000

    Speed: Over 9000

    Reload: -1 second

    Special: Player comes back to life as chuck norris and kicks all the necro's ass with his fists

  • Well that's Isaac always thinking with his head....and doing what everyone tell him to...

    "Isaac go check that creepy room filled with screams and blood splatter effects while I check.....this coffee mug next to me!"

  • @Soviet20 isaac take out the complete entire crew thats been infected with this power node!

  • @kazekagegaara22 "While i sit here and scratch my ass~"