Towelie (Commentary)

[bluebear068]

Cool, I didn't know those animated logos were called "bugs". They're hella annoying.

[theGanj]

Anyone replying to Dan69WasTaken are just as stupid as the man himself.

[DarkPrinceNH5570]

OMG... this... isnt happening.

Haha its nothing. Towelie is one of a kind alright.

Matt and Trey are stupid. Towelie is suppose to write a book? Pff hahaha OPRAH PUT TOWELIE ON HER SHOW? HAHAHA

[7HeadedBeastFromSea]

Yeah posting comments ON YOUTUBE about how a cartoon should be taken off the air is real purposeful. Your existence is horribly offensive.

[MrCagedbirdsing]

@Dan69WasTaken forgot his towel.

[Dan69WasTaken]

this show is so offensive and should be taken off the air immediately! they dont even care that 911 happened! at the very least they could say how horrible people are when they dont believe in God

[MegaMasterSystem]

@Dan69WasTaken Just...shut the fuck up.

[Dan69WasTaken]

@MegaMasterSystem believe in God and everything in your life will suddenly have purpose instead of watching these horrible offensive cartoons

[OXOXOXLOVEOXOXOX]

@Dan69WasTaken Understand South Park sense and you will suddenly understand everything in a way that really makes sense and makes OTHER people look retarded if they don't get it... cause it just makes so much sense...

[DiogoAlmeida95]

@Dan69WasTaken you again!? get a life troll

[dakotasgame]

@Dan69WasTaken so being a atheist is just as bad as being osma bin laden well kill me now

[Dan69WasTaken]

@dakotasgame If only you believed in Jesus then your whole life would make sense. At the very least if you refuse to believe in Jesus you should give money to churches and other Christian related groups.

[dakotasgame]

@Dan69WasTaken now i think your just trolling

[Dan69WasTaken]

@dakotasgame Think about donating money.

[dakotasgame]

@Dan69WasTaken so i give money to something and don't get anything in return yeah i won't work out for me

[Dan69WasTaken]

@dakotasgame You are showing your savior your respect. He created this world, you, and everything in it. He loved you so much he let his only son die for your sins.

[dakotasgame]

@Dan69WasTaken why do i bother with these fucking religion to me all religions are just a bunch of theory's on how we were created and they just like the exact same thing just to scam people out of there money

[Dan69WasTaken]

@dakotasgame Enjoy hell.  Satan will have a special place for you.

[br00t4lbreakdownzfuk]

@Dan69WasTaken if he isnt christian then why would he donate to christianity? idiot.

[Dan69WasTaken]

@br00t4lbreakdownzfuk He is Christian, he is just being ignorant about it. In his heart he knows that Jesus is the only way to salvation and even if he wants to be a sinner and deny that he should still contribute in one way or another.

[br00t4lbreakdownzfuk]

@Dan69WasTaken im not gonna bother with people like you.

[Dan69WasTaken]

@br00t4lbreakdownzfuk That is fine, that is the reason God gave us free will. But you should also donate money to the church and tell your friends they should too.

[br00t4lbreakdownzfuk]

@Dan69WasTaken umm no because im not christian.

[Dan69WasTaken]

@br00t4lbreakdownzfuk You don't seem to be getting it. Just believe me when I say, you must do it. It will help your life tremendously.

[1999luke2]

Matt Stone and Trey Parker:let's do a commentary

Towelie:Don't forget to bring a towel!

Stan and Kyle:AWW!

Towelie:...wanna get high

[billytamer]

bug? they call the logo a bug?

[bigpoppa1234]

fuck bugs

[snelenpassioneel]

wanna get high ?

[fastbimmerrob]

SHUT UR FACE GEORGE!

[cvaladez91]

Towelie is BLACK?!?!?

[Moppy1988]

@cvaladez91 he smokes weed... no shit

[THEKAKI2012]

comeone tell them the true ZAITAR!!!!

[RennanizedRen]

I always thought Trey was Towelie. Guess I learned something new today...

[theFFVIguy]

5 people forgot to bring a towel.

[heyeveryoneimcool]

I remember watching that Broncos game on September 10th.

[mysterykcad]

So Towelie is voiced by a black guy? From now on, I'll never be able to unhear him as a black man.

[Gloryboys17]

I would sell my soul in exchange for a vacation with Trey Parker and Matt Stone to Brazil.

[theKexbiten]

5 persons forgot to bring a towel

[MetalInstrumentals]

Don't Forget To Bring a Toewel

[HIMYNAMEISEVAN]

If they do a Towelie movie, they should have Rob Schneider play him.

[PollockQT]

I love explaining to people who aren't South Park fans who Towelie is:

"Well he is a genetically-engineered-talking­-towel, and also a drug addict, mostly pot. He was designed to be a spy towel in alien colonies (and remind people to bring a towel if you are going to get wet, which he does), but mostly he's just high all the time.

He has some memorable catchphrases like: "You wanna get high?", "Maybe I'll just get a little high", and "Don't forget to bring a towel!"

And that's Towelie!"

[dankfizzy]

what's happened to ed mccafrey?

[hhh4evur]

@dankfizzy Im pretty sure he's retired

[danteswb]

can anyone tell me the name of the aliens at the end?

[persevere67]

i love towelie

[KiwiDillan]

towelie isnt lame, hes godlike

[apple54345]

Sorry, Zytar. Didn't your mom ever tell you? Don't mess with earthlings!

[alexrogers411]

That Comedy Central logo (bug)! Mystery Science Theater 3000 had the same problem. IT would had Crow or Tom Servo. I can't remember which.

[musclecarloverjoeroc]

i want a damn talking towlie towel!!!

[endre1989]

"you wanna get high?"

[WhipLash42o]

@endre1989 "alright i'm just gonna get little high.."

[300daysandnights]

"You shouldn't have done that, he's just a boy" hahaha cartman's accent was so funny.

[plus77mann]

3 people forgot to bring a towel

[Javertshark13]

"Brake angrily!"

[drugstoremarc]

3 people that didn't like this are gay

[thankyoupourlavideo]

@drugstoremarc

First off, people who make these kinds of comments are just trying to see their own comments as the highest rated, which is really pointless. Second off, your comment was neither true (or relevant for that matter), nor funny. And finally, you're being really offensive for literally no reason.

You're a sick, pathetic human being.

[drugstoremarc]

@thankyoupourlavideo and you're a douche

[thankyoupourlavideo]

@drugstoremarc

I'm a correct douche.

[mattshane]

@drugstoremarc He is a correct but you're the douche.

[NotAG4yName]

@thankyoupourlavideo why the hell would you waste your bloody time?

[thankyoupourlavideo]

@NotAG4yName

Because it had to be said, and I listened to the video as I typed it.

[imrickjamesbltch]

Dont forget to bring a towel!

[Wikipunani]

Towelie = the worst character = the best character

Ever

[mambaKB24mvp]

dude the south park creators r such genius

[poppers112233]

That's the melody to funkytown!!! XDDDD

[JOEHATCH213]

you can hear the blackness coming out.  awesomeness

[Protoman85]

YOU'RE a towel!

[CopperMasterX]

i remember one time i was watching the episode where cartman craps out of his mouth, and right when he did it, the bug showed up and blocked the entire toilet. XD

[Evi1M4chine]

Towelie must die!! Single worst character in fiction ever!

[KingoftheGods123]

@Evi1M4chine

Your joking right? A towel that gets high, one of my favourite characters on south park easily.

[300daysandnights]

@Evi1M4chine the worst character in fiction ever? what about frodo? all he does is walk from one place to another. and jar jar binks. towelie is funny as shit.

[PandaStoleMyBrother]

DON'T FORGET TO BRING A TOWEL!

(you wanna get high..?)

[KiwiDillan]

wanna get higghhhh?

oh wont u take me down to funky town!

your a towel... Your a Towel!

[swewhy]

Wanna get high ?

[albertoalejandro0424]

shut uuuuuup!!

[TimTehPilot]

Don't forget to bring a towel!

[xtazy115]

"wanna get high??":D

[Lesouder2222Music]

i was just watching this episode and when towelie first comes in, and he said"don't forget to bring a towel" then stan says "what?", stan's mouth doesn't move. none of them do. love this episode.!

[xSijUx]

haha i looove you guyss

[TheGeckoNinja]

i love how they come up with their ideas for episodes and characters XD

[louisthunders]

"...except for when im watching another show on comedy central and they advertise south park then i think its pretty cool"

hahahah

[theFFVIguy]

Parker and Stone FTW

[Xgloomshadow]

it means

For the win

idiot

[AnotheroftheRabble]

He said USED to mean.

Moron

[chickenfetusnarr]

wow, this is youtube you dont have to censor words

[saltfilter1]

2:43

[Orizan]

k.. you can't just post a time and not elaborate... whats at 2:43, are you talking about when they say "the bug is all whoodlplplp" and if you are, what about it.

[saltfilter1]

Sure i can, its the internet. (for all intensive purposes it was the whoodlplplp)

[akumacornflakes]

It's "for all intents and purposes."

[saltfilter1]

ohhhhhhhh ok.

[Orizan]

I thought it was intensive too lol

[dpstdd]

ima just gonna get little high first

[devastator06]

towelie ftw

[FlameheadCSF]

<3 towelie