Comedy Act 172 THE CIRCLE JERK

[DasBoogaloo]

His funniest joke is when he called himself a comedian.

[FletchermanFlick]

Someone lives with this man.

He has two lawn chairs.

[EricToTheScionti]

Clearly blasted out of his fucking mind

[gridlo]

So you were in a parking lot and you saw a woman remotely locking her car and you were like, 'Honk if your horny' and she was like, 'Push it real good.'

You probably should have proposed.

[50Dashes]

I know some great comedians are bad when they start off, but after 171 comedy videos, this is what you have to show for yourself? Jeez.

[gergybals]

Your definitions of "comedian" and "entertainer" must be looser than Ke$ha.

[TheFortressMaximus]

What about a circle jerk?

[mcstereo]

Dutchahpie!!!

[Bucketheadcheese]

Love it how he at 6:23 says "dutch apple pie" as one syllable. That's fucking talent man. "Dtchalpie"

[Ibeechu]

You're in a place called Tranquility Hall?

If I were more clever I'd make an irony joke...

[grandiagod]

Who is your cameraman?  Is it your wife?

[seriousguynogames3]

Circles of anything I can imagine? How about...a circle of Daniel Songers. What a glorious dream that will, sadly, never be realized....

[deblacquiere]

I like the new look, Dan - very smart, it suits you. Your comedy act is just as fresh as ever, keep up the good work!

[sporedoutofmymind]

I'd like to know how you go from Christian songwriting to circle jerking

[CBoyardee]

This is awesome.

[KitKat178]

of course everyone locks their car doors... this sucks

[wolhayomg]

@KitKat178 this is clearly over your head, not everybody locks their car doors

[Tecjo]

I feel sorry for the trees..

[ColeIsDumb]

Is it just me, or is the Circle Jerk just the Jack Me Up while spinning?

[ruggeroization]

@ColeIsDumb Circle Jerk Me Up!!!!!!!!!!

[mrakocy]

As always, entertaining and fascinating from start to finish.

[GroundHogOnARock]

@30dayswithvolcano Hey man, stay strong and try not to commit suicide. I know I would.

[WatersWork]

so catchy ... push it -- push it REAL good. yeah!

[clipboardcrotch]

@30dayswithvolcano I think that would be a good dare. I have watched some his 1st videos I just can't get through it.

[clipboardcrotch]

Has anyone out there watched all of these videos?

[MouthfullUK]

stop humping me!

[hellfaucet]

I GOT THE FUCKING CRAVING

[destructorcreator]

You're like a cross between Louis C.K and Stewart Lee! Except you inherited all their chromosomes, so you've got like 94 chromosomes instead of 46. One extra gives you Down's syndrome, so an extra 46 of those motherfuckers gives you mecha-Down's syndrome.

[EricToTheScionti]

@destructorcreator LMFAO

[Wolf6591]

@Socrates2099

He's not kidding.

[Socrates2099]

I post all of your videos onto facebook. All of my friends hate me now.

[guitarpianodrumsohmy]

@Socrates2099 omg same hahaha

[Oneofthosecoolkids]

You're not a jerk Dan. Come on man.

[Ramen1020]

that's definitely not what circle jerking is...

[RobotBacon]

172 acts later, I'm still waiting for the first joke...

[BobbyHacker]

I can't help but continuously crave Daniel Songer.

[ImPotatoes]

Further descent into madness...

[hellfaucet]

@ImPotatoes A man truly on the brink...