Hard Justice: S1E7 (Halo 3 Machinima)

[jredbaron96]

Kinktacular!

[scooglefish]

this may sound racist but did anyone notice on halo3 all the black player's use cqb

[andrewtiger127]

wat is the music at the credits called

[TheYoudude1998]

dont make fun of MASTER CHIFE HE IS BAD ASS

[hockeypuckluke]

what is the song that always plays at the credits called

[DaEmonX555]

Everything up to 2:05 is a little creepy

[Shippagemywood]

One of my favorite machinima.

[yo100ish]

2:18 haloception

[kilulafo]

Ooh, CQB helmet. He must be a villain.

[TheBananamonger]

WHY U NO HAVE GOOD TASTE IN MEN MASTERCHIEF?????!!?!!?

[kilulafo]

@TheBananamonger Howard's fucking ossim.

[SWfanatic1]

SO GAY MASTER CHEIF

[Yamikaiba123]

rofl-waffle

[12doubleu]

I find this difficult to masterbate to

[MrEffectify]

Ya they watch the video and u shut the fuck up and shup this video

[xX5HaMw0wXx123456]

Is it wrong if I got a boner at the begining of the video

[staplehead3]

i swear the first time i saw the beginning of this episode i thought i was going to die! i could breath i was laughing so much!!

[kilulafo]

@staplehead3 Well, as long as you could "breath", I suppose it's ok.

[staplehead3]

@kilulafo lol

[nobodysman143]

WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[TheChikanika]

3:53 Is that Katherine form One life remaining?

[TheMusicMan851]

thumbs up for creepiest master chief scene

[Mastabacc]

Stip club music = "Oil Mina - Roberto Feltracco."

In case anybody wanna know :)

[xrawknelsonx]

i lol'd so hard at the day dream.

[333ichigo1]

lol the guy that died in the bathroom had grenades next to him.

[Heater294]

Lol wtf at the beginning.

[iwaswithyourmum]

@kewlsuit1 you know what he probably would

[samjquillen]

Chief shoulda had Microsoft Sam voice

[EPICcza22]

I <3 this series! This is my third time watching it! xD

[dahoward96]

@mongobadass DigitalPh33r plays the voice for Master Chief. In fact he plays in every role. EVERY ROLE!

[mongobadass]

Real quick, who plays the voice for Master Chief?

[mongobadass]

Holy Crap...I just died inside to see Master Chief like this...he was so much better without the gayness...I'm scared for life now...*crawls into a hole while watching Master Chief like this*

[AsthmaticToast]

In this video you will learn what a seizure feels like.

[mwaka369]

HELO I AM THE MASTUR CHEIIF LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL SOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOI­SOISOISOISOISOISOISOI

[AV0LTAG3]

@mwaka369 wroung series ;)

[TheHeavyMetalX]

WTF GAY MASTER CHEIF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

QQ master cheif was my favorite video game character ever

PHEW it was just a dream XP

[dahoward96]

I wonder y he plays every role like he's Martin Laurence.

[sporeuploder15]

facial expretions from seeing this vid:

:D

: |

: (

O.o

[kilulafo]

The way Howard screams when he wakes up makes me laugh so hard every time.

[Severepwner]

I like how a citizen had grenades on his dead body.

[BrouwerHummel]

WHO GOES TO A STRIP CLUB AT 10 IN THE MORNING!!!!

[jpkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk]

@BrouwerHummel charlie sheen

[rewile]

@BrouwerHummel pff...Roman.

[willthetroll1097]

I was a tad freaked out at mc at beginning lol

[hn123ify]

who the fuck goes to a strip club at 10 in the morning lol

[ruzzzler]

i will never see master chief the same way ever again 0.0 .... and neither will 153 others XO

[kilulafo]

@WorldWideGameReviews Sam.

[28880]

someone got too into halo

[NamelessTheSamurai]

whats the opening song?

[assassinx813]

@NamelessTheSamurai Air on the G string- Bach

[NamelessTheSamurai]

They're playing halo on a halo show?

[TehAgentMartino]

My reaction to that intro was like OMFGLOLWTFNO

[Pico2571]

0:12--2:05

I would consider suicide If I had a dream like this.

[ablev72]

While watching this video:

:D

:|

:(

D:

D':

O.o

[xXD1MZXx]

this episode was kinda i mean really queerish

[gard4161]

i love how it's mixed between serious and funny :-D

[xWebkinzgirl1999x]

Master..Chief...what the ....

[lordsky4ever]

HOWARD IS GAY!!!!!! went from a big boss to a gay dude

[JazukaiX]

Cheeky Chief

[Piffman25]

Haha dude the opening for this episode is just so fuckin funny! DigitalPh33r has done it again

[djvanvangaga]

how4rd r geyh lol

[djvanvangaga]

howard is gay

[RCNxxInciner8]

@djvanvangaga Really? I thought that all straight guys had wet dreams about men.

[blade3337]

why is it every episode has to end so i can't find the next one!?!

[GravySan]

O_o i don't know what to think.

[davidson175]

Fuck, I hate how the highest rated comments ruin the jokes >.<

[MetalGearUltima]

3548 yaoi fangils have died from pure happyness

[12Foofoo12]

@MetalGearUltima Nothing wrong with Yaoi or Yuri o.o

[HiddenCommunity]

....

[dcspartan117]

Howard is gay

[HahaIShotU]

id bang cortana

[ratblack100]

o shit there GAY!

[x82ndODSTx]

Why does everyone use Chill Out for clubs in Machinimas?

[NocturnProductions]

Howards so gay!

[borovac1]

jeez Master Chief is not effing gay...just met him last week on his date with Cortana ;)

still funny tough love gay jokes :D

[DARKRIDERxETFG]

OMG master chief why! why are you gay! i will never look at master chief the same

[seansdepaul15]

thats the worst lap dance i have ever seen



[seansdepaul15]

So... if master chief left cortana... Can I have her. -.- hehe

[seansdepaul15]

So if master chief left cortana... Can I have her. -.- hehe

[seansdepaul15]

I was so shocked because of the beginning that I also scremed a little bit when master chief said "kiss me" and the tounge sound.

O.o

[DarkEye1564]

I can only imagine how much time it took Howard to recover mentally from Maseter Chief's approach

[DarkEye1564]

Master Chief has a part time job of kissing Estoria Officers.

[Mega11221133]

"Im goin to take a leak ill be right back."

.........

"Shouldnt we be watching him?" =D

[Mega11221133]

LMAO! HARD justice, with that beginning...... =D

BTW anyone who got a Stiffy in the first 2 mins is gay... what a time for a spontaneous erection wasnt it, Person reading this comment who is now wondering if he's gay.....

[Whizdem]

haha 2:03 smooch master chief is like mmm

[andy89b]

Everyone Type "Won" Before youtube.com

[FrankiEmo92]

Master Chief raped 117 people and the entire Covenant.

[Palakto]

First. Fuck you guys and your top rated spoilers comments. Second, why does this have more views than the last episode? Who just skips to the seventh episode?!

[hunter3824]

@Palakto u know that is true after that i was prepared for it and u r right idk y u would skip to the seventh

[hunter3824]

this series deserves more views

[hunter3824]

i didnt know master chief was gay

[Woodbabyfang]

Governor: What are you and your team doing?

Howard: Im just finishing up some paper work

Governor: Thats funny i didnt know Microsoft Word Made Halo 3 sound affects -_-

Howard: Oh uhh thats eddy playing halo 3 on his laptop, Eddy Turn that shit down How many times? There we go eddy says he sry

Governor: Howard your office in under surveillance So i can see you -_-

Howard: Woah where'd you go eddy??

[opticboii1]

This nigga is gay as fuck hahahahaha xD. And I don't want to be Master Chief any more!!!!!1

[sparten882]

excellent job making it look like he really drowned him

[monsterflew]

Master Chief+Gentlemen's Club=Oh shit.....

[palpatine112]

153 people wher gay with chief

[SmileyNerd101]

Tehy are playing Halo in Halo........

Fuking Genius!

[VversionGamer]

I will never play halo again.. :O

[Project7019]

i am now scarred for life...

[AlphahawkA25]

in the last episode, howard wrote a list saying if he was gay he would date these men, he has such a obsession with men but he doesn't believe he's gay, and he wants to be gay. well dude, you ARE gay

[Mofalcolm334]

HOWARD AND MASTER CHIEF IS BGAY BUT CORTANA'S STRAITxd

[palpatine112]

howards gay

[Gam3Typ3]

HOWARD! IT'S ROMAN! want to hang out?

[Spectre3554]

@Gam3Typ3 Want to go see beeg amarikun teeteez?

[EzzInDaHouse]

@Gam3Typ3 Tbh bro, no one gives a fuck shup and watch the vid -.-"

[sowerax]

I wud totally bang Cortana

[sdh02]

Was that victim peeing in the sink?

I don't think im going to wash my hands anymore.........

[CryTheRavens]

Couldn't stop laughing during the whole master chief scene. XD

[Degitalxxxde3trgfXXX]

The begging made me laugh my ass off so fucking hard!!!

[maxibonhaloking]

this is awsm!!!!

[hiippoo126]

First Jon CJG portrays Master Chief as a retarded, insensitive, sexist pig in Arby n the Chief, now Master Chief is portrayed as a homosexual in Hard Justice....

LOL?!?!

[GdMBuRn]

@hiippoo126 Jon must have some serious problem with Chief

[ThexNerd]

Comments make it 5x funnier lmao

[murcury51423]

after he wakes up u can hear people dying i didnt know microsoft word made halo 3 sounds

[RKO619SONC]

...these pink armored girls remind me of catherine -shudders-

[violetfoxlover]

uve got cortana "its not the same " XD master chief wtf??

[Araclain]

The chiefs gone gay! =O... and perv...

[OWNS45]

I've been scarred by a video...

[Shadolad]

I am now terrified of Master Chief...

[Hecatonchrise]

@Shadolad Im kinda turned on by him now

[FFBGaming]

Oh its fine, go ahead and requote what they said in the video because I'm completely deaf.. -_-

[oromaaka3]

@FFBGaming i cant belive machinima hosted this :/

[ripamoramee14]

bernard: lap dance is over pal

guy: who the hell are you

bernard: bernard brown im with the erradication of evil and corup....

max: ERECT!!!

XD!!!!!!!!!

[Keralite29]

LOL "Your office is under surveillance" that was hilarious, and DigitalPh33r's an amazing director

[rileyisamazin]

im glad reach has no master chief because i cant look at him

[imacharginmalazer100]

"the rooms under serveilence"

"WOAH EDDIE WHERE D'YHA GO"

[CeMDRAGONify]

nope i'm not playing the campagin on halo 3 no more MASTER CHEIF YOU GAY FUCK!!!!!

[Baird419]

howard isgay

[AkiraXander]

Nooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

master chief!!!!

[thelolzmaster1]

howard and his gay dreams lol

[Goramann]

what the ... :/



[Sideways221323]

Holy Fuck. That was kinda creepy.

[woahnightfallx]

F5 if your not gay :3

[halo3blaise]

WHAT.......THEEEE.  FUCKKKKKK.. I can never play halo or think of halo the same way again after seeing that introo....

[darkhero156]

@halo3blaise lucky we got reach now then lol

[BlazeWolfdx90]

dude this guy went all out, i actually feel  like im watching some kind of cop show

[DanDood11]

Chief is bi. Somehow it makes so much sense.

[AirsoftROFLROCKETS]

Lol the intro ends halfway through the whole film

[empoleon002]

LOL I ALMOST CRIED WHEN I SAW MASTERCHIEF! 

[Dr4cuTRoN]

jajaaja funniest shet ii ever seen bro jaja

WTF! master Chief!

[LucienLachance007]

Obviously a suicide.

[tacospartan]

there was definitely some "mature subject matter" in this episode.

[haloreachpwns]

i dont like the beggining. . .

[angelwings229]

holy crap the first min was awsome

[KaylaRose432]

omgwtfbbq!

[OXD100]

@KaylaRose432 BBQ? What does that mean?

[KaylaRose432]

@OXD100

haha it just means barbeque. its from arby n the chief :P lol

[LucarioDusk]

@OXD100 Bar-Be-Que

[John2K90]

they look like spawn points at 3:28

[Colphon3]

@southparkfan1999 yeah he probably does

[MrXxkeegxX]

151 ppl missed the like button

[southparkfan1999]

i bet howard drives a prius the jeff dunham fan know what im talking about

[pivotman20]

seizure time

[117reconkiller]

MC: that can beat a unicine with a mine like your Howard

Feel my heart beat Howard do you feel it? do you feel it Howard? Can you feel it racing can you feel it...ack? for you.

Howard: yes

MC: Then kiss me

*Smooch* MC: mmm

[117reconkiller]

Howard: Master Chief?

MC: Yes Howard

MC: Man i'm so...hot in this armor you mind if I...take it off

Howard: But you your not real..Master Chief

MC: hmm, arnt I *touchs Howard* *huh!*

MC: Can you not feel my hands..on your thighs? My hhhh breath on your neck is that not....real. Its been so long sence i've been with a women such a lack of time can make a man..mmmm reconsider his presvrinsese

Howard: you..you got Cortana

MC: hmmm its not the same. an AI has no heart they countines next comment.

[pownnoobsftw]

@117reconkiller presvrinsese is spelled prefrences and ack is spelled ache

[Titanboy123]

Can you feel my heart beating? Can you feel it racing? Lol

[DisturbedGenesis]

The beginning caught me off guard....

Now I'll never see Master Chief in the same way... -_-

[movieduke337]

@DisturbedGenesis Yeah, I can't think of Master Chief without remembering this episode.

[oromaaka3]

@DisturbedGenesis actualy he has no sex drive

[MyConflogulous]

@DisturbedGenesis how,this is MACHINIMA,get a life

[silvermario15]

@DisturbedGenesis yeah kinda disappointing to see that Master, "macho-man",Chief is, um well....(not gonna say it >.<)

[jonbotone]

that begiining was scary

[buddy32able]

lol damnit hpward

[AroreForLife]

Ph33r is good at the movie making bidness.

[NooBTubeR56]

This is waaaaaaaaay off topic but who thinks that deus ex machina has the best intro of all time

[dean84921]

@DragonTycoon my bad, meant to hit like-100,000 people must like to make up for my mistake!

[dean84921]

"just find brown!" (gov. hangs up phone) "good god...i didnt have the heart to tell that poor bastard that we can moniter his dreams through his helmit...but the office will love this!"

[TransformersFan34869]

dammit Jon, you just ruined Master Chief for me :(

[arp098]

scary intro

[Theb0bmeister94]

o_O at the beginning....disturbing

[animeroxas]

@Theb0bmeister94 i agree i couldnt play halo last night cause of that DX

[animeroxas]

o____o wth in the beginning

[triedge763]

now werid the begining of each episode so far is funny then goes serios

[Cooleyo789]

ahhh the strip club part gave me a sesezure

[cubanmamasita88]

F5 to skip all ads. Tumbs up to reach the top!!!!!