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@Deejiethefact who gives a shit about likes, are you all so pathetic you need strangers to decide how funny your comment was? You all need to stop quoting the fucking video, plain and simple. shut your ignorant fucking piehole

fuckyoukarmasmoker 5 days ago

This was transmitted from Outer Space

chiggero 6 days ago

HAHAHA i just got it :P

TheGamerguy35 1 week ago

i did tht to my cat he kept meowing at my pot pie

Beyonceheat1 1 week ago

@fuckyoukarmasmoker Did your kitty eat your pot pie? That's it isn't it?

hislittlelife 1 week ago 2

@hislittlelife hey shut up, he make a good point. all little brats, (or in other words kids) here that say ''ohhh, I just hard that in the video, lets write it in a comment'' pisses me off.... and what is up with all these damn ads?

loke177 1 week ago

@loke177 lol adblocker. freaking comment nazi.

SerpentGirl21 5 days ago

Seriously guys, masmoker has a point. I'm sick of people just copy and pasting stuff from a video because they can't think of anything else to say.

brandonhart61 1 week ago

Õ_Õ

xb0xl0ver2352 1 week ago

Everyone replying to my comment...um...SHUT THE FUCK UP WILL YOU!? Was this seriously that offensive to you? Jesus Christ! I don't want to read a generic hate comment every single time i check my inbox. And really, theres probably a comment saying what you were thinking already, so no one gives a shit about your opinion. You're all just too retarded to come up with an original, funny comment, and there's no need to get pissy with me because you know it's true.

fuckyoukarmasmoker 1 week ago

@fuckyoukarmasmoker You need to calm down. Have a chill pill or ten.

SpelignErrir 1 week ago

@fuckyoukarmasmoker did you know, that this one comment, or however many reply comments you made, fucked you up completely. stop smoking the smoke of faggotry

Pawscat820 1 week ago

@Pawscat820 yep and idc by this point im gunna reply to every hate comment

fuckyoukarmasmoker 1 week ago

@fuckyoukarmasmoker you sound like the pissy one, hypocrite.

SerpentGirl21 5 days ago

@SerpentGirl21 sometimes you gotta get pissy with people. but the difference here is you people cant handle the truth

fuckyoukarmasmoker 5 days ago

@fuckyoukarmasmoker lol maybe but why do you have to make a fool of yourself by screaming about things you can never change?

SerpentGirl21 4 days ago

@fuckyoukarmasmoker you attention whore

MrBootieBuckets 3 days ago

@fuckyoukarmasmoker you're a towel

bakedpootetoo 2 days ago

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@fuckyoukarmasmoker its true, but what can we do. Cant control what people comment, besides what people comment shouldn't be an issue at all. Put ur focus on more important things bro.

CocaColaMann 3 days ago

@fuckyoukarmasmoker if you shut the fuck up yourself this wouldn't be happening

FusionGTZ 18 hours ago

@FusionGTZ i dont care this is happening so shut the fuck up tough guy

fuckyoukarmasmoker 1 hour ago

MOM, KITTY'S BEIN' A D1LD0!!!

Well then, I know a certian kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight!

...what?

Logeman10 1 week ago

goddamn sheety mongorians poshting sheet i jusht ristend toooo!!!

MrTheparodyofconnor 2 weeks ago

I'm really starting to regret posting that comment, my inbox is getting spammed with replies to it and it's getting really annoying

fuckyoukarmasmoker 2 weeks ago 3

@fuckyoukarmasmoker

That's... Kinda what happens when you post somewhere. :U

Minatoleekrinaze 2 weeks ago

The 1st episode

MrFood4homeless 2 weeks ago

Who TF is that random girl in the picture frame in the background?

laserbeamlightning 2 weeks ago

Im so stop. It until now I got what she meant.

Vegadra 2 weeks ago

>< U

PBWExpert 2 weeks ago

Dude i need to stuff my cock in cartmans moms tight pussy. Makin luv to u yeaaaaa

SuperJohnnyCade 2 weeks ago

I remember this when I was like 10, I'm 27 now D:

beltedDEEP 2 weeks ago

I am still laughing at the part where cartman said: "Mom, kitty's being a dildo" XD rotfl

jason66027 3 weeks ago

I love how she said tht right beside a cross

ComedyFriends100 3 weeks ago

Lululu I got some apples Lululu u got some too Lululu let's make some Apple sauce...

lynnygirly 3 weeks ago

You wanna know what's worse than thumb whores? People bitching about thumb whores.

SpookyJohnathan 3 weeks ago

anyone remember what episode this is from? ahhhhh good times :)

mattrocde 3 weeks ago

lol if the kitty is a dildo then tell ur mom to use him then next time

lol420bestday 3 weeks ago

early south parkssss

dreamlandpop 3 weeks ago

MOM!!!! Kitty's being a dildo! Well I know a certain kitty kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight. What?? LMAO

DoubleR2591 3 weeks ago

NOO KITTEH ITS MAH POT PAH!

BabyJewellsAFirework 3 weeks ago

Ha ha ha ha ha

reptileboy10 3 weeks ago

No mkitty mah put pah!!!

SmokeRollin2010 3 weeks ago

aha funny lol my pie lol

blurrmusic1 3 weeks ago

MMUUUMMM, THE KITTY IS BEING A DILDO!!!

starfoxfan123 3 weeks ago

What!??

6pale6horse5 1 month ago

i can do the best impersonation of cartmen its scary...

thatweirdblondchick 1 month ago

@fuckyoukarmasmoker make me :P

TheGearys223 1 month ago

STOP quoting the video, and STOP rating these up! I don't come to the comments to hear idiots repeat what i just watched! FUCK ALL OF YOU!

fuckyoukarmasmoker 1 month ago 47

@fuckyoukarmasmoker

Agreed.

It's like no one has any wit or intelligence to make original comments anymore. :P

Minatoleekrinaze 1 month ago

@fuckyoukarmasmoker DUDE im way with you on that bro lol

killer6847 1 month ago

@fuckyoukarmasmoker I RECKON!

robby99764 3 weeks ago

@fuckyoukarmasmoker Hi, Cartman.

WHOCARES136786 3 weeks ago

@fuckyoukarmasmoker You read comments not hear them.

roadrash90 3 weeks ago

@fuckyoukarmasmoker I know right it's soo annoying.

amazman123 3 weeks ago

@fuckyoukarmasmoker Umm... THEN DON'T READ THE COMMENTS!

Plus, you READ comments on here. Not HEAR them. Sooo... that makes it YOUR fault. So stop whining.

bagofcupcakes 2 weeks ago

@fuckyoukarmasmoker NOOOOOO KITTY ITS MY POT PIE!!! NOOOOOOO KITTY ITS MY POT PIE!!! ><

POLChelseaFC 2 weeks ago

@fuckyoukarmasmoker dude, calm down will you?

TheGleek003 2 weeks ago 30

@TheGleek003 he's kinda right.

DarkWolf3399 2 weeks ago

@fuckyoukarmasmoker Quit being a dildo, bad kitteh!

lXxMasterShakexXl 2 weeks ago

@fuckyoukarmasmoker YOU HAVE A VAGINA!!!!

slade6alpha 2 weeks ago

@fuckyoukarmasmoker i agree with your statement

Jgoodwin202 2 weeks ago

@fuckyoukarmasmoker Easy there cowgirl

xPenguinAttackx 2 weeks ago

@fuckyoukarmasmoker well now people arent commenting about the video, they're commenting about you, careful what you wish for!

robyrob78 2 weeks ago

@fuckyoukarmasmoker dude are you under alien control did you get a anal probe

belgiumboyxx1 2 weeks ago

@fuckyoukarmasmoker thank you!! People quote videos all the time but I'm glad you said something about it being lame!

SimplyShaded 1 week ago

@fuckyoukarmasmoker no kitty this is my pot pie

999emenem 1 week ago

@fuckyoukarmasmoker then don't read the comments? no ones forcing you, big boy

drummfreak22 1 week ago

no @fuckyoukarmasmoker this is my POT PIE

PeadarBoy 1 week ago 7

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fancypoopburger 1 week ago

@fuckyoukarmasmoker thats the stupidest thing to ever be pissed about. why do ppl rant at stupid crap like that? if u cant handle seeing those comments that u dont have to see, then i wish you luck in the real word ^-^ its sad that people rated your comment up too; it's such a little thing to go ranting about looool seriously?

SomeeRandomThing 1 week ago

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TheCPComedykids 1 week ago

@fuckyoukarmasmoker wtf calm down

SuperScrappy213 1 week ago

@SuperScrappy213 um im sure several people already said calm down. your comment is pointless :/

fuckyoukarmasmoker 1 week ago

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@fuckyoukarmasmoker That kinda looks like Tom Selleck. Could it be that aliens are trying to make contact with us here on earth? Meow. No kitty this is my pot pie! Meow. No kitty get back! Meow. No kitty it's my pot pie! Mom! Kitty's being a dildo! Well than I know a certain kitty kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight. What?

TheCPComedykids 1 week ago

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@fuckyoukarmasmoker That kinda looks like Tom Selleck. Could it be that aliens are trying to make contact with us here on earth? Meow. No kitty this is my pot pie! Meow. No kitty get back! Meow. No kitty it's my pot pie! Mom! Kitty's being a dildo! Well than I know a certain kitty kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight. What?

TheCPComedykids 1 week ago

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@fuckyoukarmasmoker That kinda looks like Tom Selleck. Could it be that aliens are trying to make contact with us here on earth? Meow. No kitty this is my pot pie! Meow. No kitty get back! Meow. No kitty it's my pot pie! Mom! Kitty's being a dildo! Well than I know a certain kitty kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight. What?

TheCPComedykids 1 week ago

@fuckyoukarmasmoker

YOUR BEING A DILDO!!!

TheGantos119 6 days ago 3

@fuckyoukarmasmoker your a cunt

xxamberangelz 5 days ago

@xxamberangelz thanks. i am what i eat

fuckyoukarmasmoker 5 days ago

@fuckyoukarmasmoker umad?

SerpentGirl21 5 days ago

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@fuckyoukarmasmoker said "STOP quoting the video, and STOP rating these up! I don't come to the comments to hear idiots repeat what i just watched! FUCK ALL OF YOU!" Just saving people time.

TehCrazyTaco 5 days ago

@fuckyoukarmasmoker go suck Cartman's balls.

TheScorpio290 2 days ago

love how theres a picture of a random girl.

HatsuneMiku18 1 month ago

NO KITTY ITS Myyyy POT PIE! -Hiss-

RayCoreMadness 1 month ago

Wow, I was 14 when this first aired. I'm 30 now. O.o

sacrist22 1 month ago

@sacrist22 no u had to be 15 cuz my mums da same age and she was 15 in 1997

brebre4ya1 1 month ago

"well then i know a certain kitty kitty who's sleeping with mommy tonight!"

darkspidey999 1 month ago

at first when i read the title i actually u meant pot as in marijuana

beastdogwhite 1 month ago

joshman13z a dildo is a ting girls stick in their vaginas to pleasure themselvs lol that was fukin hilarious

beastdogwhite 1 month ago

cartman:MOOOOOOM, KITTY"S BEING A DILDO

mom: well then i know a certain kitty that sleeping with mommy tonight.

cartman: what?

Cherry1783 1 month ago

I remember watching this episode before I knew what a dildo was... I asked my parents what a dildo was. They just laughed and never answered...

ShoelaceManiac 1 month ago

Ooh La La ms. Cartman you are a huge crack whore🚬😝

wachter206 1 month ago

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well i know a certain kitty whos sleeping with mommy tonight LOL

sadanspel1 1 month ago

My favorite Cartman moment :D

KittyKatBFF12 1 month ago

my cat does the same thing :|

HellFire6991 1 month ago

Cartman = me

Cat = some other gamer

Pot Pie = Garry's Mod

Mum2Boys 1 month ago

@Mum2Boys sad nerd.

puuLzee 1 month ago

MEEEEEEEEEEm kitty's being a dildo!

Joshman13Z 1 month ago

@Joshman13Z whats a dildo?

flareonlover1 1 month ago

Poor kitty. lol

lenordlion 1 month ago

I wish I was the Kitty : (

TheDarkJoker246 1 month ago

@TheDarkJoker246 jesus, man, you couldn't do anything for Mrs. Cartman. Not unless you're packing like George Takei's bacherlor party stripper.

JonolanFairchild 1 month ago

@JonolanFairchild lmao

TheDarkJoker246 1 month ago

Sound bits recorded with a desktop potato

XxReatorxX 1 month ago

...that kinda looks like Tom Selleck! xD

MrOboema 1 month ago

WHO THE FUCK WOULD HATE THIS VIDEO!!!

kindell46 1 month ago

W

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blazethrough5467890 1 month ago

O.O WUT!?!

DBZlover1997 1 month ago

NO KITTY JY BAD KITTY

adicakes 1 month ago

It's so funny looking at the old animation compared to today

MegaDhproductions 1 month ago

@MegaDhproductions I hope that was a joke...South Park's animation is supposed to be bad...

SNICKERFACED 1 month ago

@SNICKERFACED Of course it was. I'm one of the most obsessive south park fans ever.

MegaDhproductions 1 month ago

@MegaDhproductions oh thank God X D

SNICKERFACED 1 month ago

fuckin love this vid

hardy502 1 month ago

The cat looks like a dick head

Agoonga 1 month ago

Anyone else grow up with their parents quoting this and geeking out even before they watched the show.? NYE is making me all sentimental.

wvboarder2005 1 month ago

What!?

pyro4869 1 month ago

DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TheFireflame11 1 month ago

MOM THE KITTY IS BEING A DILDO!!!!

thegameboy001 1 month ago

south park is my drug :3

needen8 1 month ago

I wish the animation would go back to looking this crappy.

duvalinhn 1 month ago

i knew the top comments would be about the dildo part

TheXpress78 1 month ago

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