Comedian & Author Of "A Douche Nozzle for A President", Daniel Grozdich

[EpicRainbowLollipop]

:O 3 things

normal pitched voice

no accents or silly talk

wearing clothes

BUT! still. hot.

[MegJ108]

Awww. <3 Danny.

LEMON DROP ARMY!!

[Emma493xoxo]

CLOTHES!! OMG HES WEARING CLOTHES!!!!

[Requiiim27]

Idk this Danny. This one's not crazy ;)

[surfdudepenny]

oh my god!! danny is wearing clothes!!!

[mladen570241]

His Serb.......:D

[bobdull6699]

"Don't worry, strippers are great." Lol

[SigmaHyperon]

Lol at 04:33 he says "I'll keep my sanity."

Well looks like he lost it in the meantime xD

[drsnugboro]

Danny has a aahh, wuh, err site, err well page, hmm a channel called the gradual report.... Man I hate the Young Turks, but I like Danny, so this video is still good. YATA!!!

[Sajder111]

crazy serbian!!

[DDMDGNTBAB]

THAT'S MY BABY!

[3GBlog]

WTF i cant believe i found this

[omglollmao123]

We're gonna talk to Danny Grozdich... U PICKU MATERINU!

[iamosmlol]

hes wearing a shirt!:O hehee

[FluffyKitsune09]

I LOVE DANNY

[JuicerMax]

fucking ads!!!

[SchnitzelCat]

its so weird when Danny is normal...

[WMeMyselfAndI001]

Love your voice

[WMeMyselfAndI001]

i loooove you danny.....

[JeffWithAnF]

Yes it was Phil. Danny thanked him very briefly in one of his videos. It's strange though, sxephil didn't want to mention him a second time. Guess he was making too much money too to even bother.

[Carots420]

I love this man.

[PyroticAngel14]

YES DANNY! :D

[RaoulG4668]

Fucking ads

[we0wnsyou55]

@RaoulG4668 You forgot the " I "

[CoDr3w777]

@we0wnsyou55 ALT+F4=SKIP ADS



[EmericanGangstarr]

@CoDr3w777 or just f5

[starspangledpants]

No matter what, Danny always makes me smile. He inspires me. I want to thank him, not by voice, or song, or even typing - just by doing something. Doing something like him...

Danny is may be an asshole, but if he's an asshole, then he's the biggest and most irritating asshole there is, and I simply won't stand for it any other way!

[oxymoronpersonified]

now why am I not surprised that cenk pronounced ć correctly. whataman whataman whataman what a mighty good man! :D

[EviLMuska]

Danny: I'm dirty, I have diseases now...

Cenk: No no... strippers are great.

LMAO

[lazrpo]

:O DANNY!

[restlessgod]

epic.

[Yuki1692]

I <3 Danny :)

Hope one day he'll be one of the 'bigger youtube guys'...

[zarconeus]

<3 Danny!

[MzDaintynPetite]

I <3 Danny G.!

[rrpauldoran]

Danny is the best!!!

I can't wait till he's famous!!!!!

[StewartLucrative]

How the hell did he get to walk up to the white house?

[SchnitzelCat]

@StewartLucrative um, you use your legs... but it was probably the fence not the actual building

[DsexLive]

Fuck yea Danny!

should have introduced your part with "Hello and welcome 2 the gradual report"

[dankbot420]

he looks like that new character on 30 Rock

[pinkdragonflyx3]

All I have to say about this guy...Um douche nozzle much?

[ervin2]

Holy shit, I subscribed to that guy years ago when he was still new! I got bored of him though and unsubbed.

[Zeeroyuy]

@Xenite227 You have my praise.

Listening to this guy makes me sick. At first I thought he was going to be intresting and then I realized he's just a talentless overprivilaged shmuck.

[EricIndiana]

You guys both have my praise.

This guy is the biggest douche on the planet.

Hes talking about getting kicked out of his parents house, and he wants to say what about the President exactly?

Then he goes to his neighbor looking for pity and gets to use their guest house for free, probably because they are the type that cant say no.

What a bum douche!

And what can I say about that outfit?

Gradual Douche should be the name of his Youtube channel.

[zi0]

@EricIndiana

lol .. like that is true . hah.

[EricIndiana]

Thats what the dude said.

[candystriperGA]

I LOVE Danny!

[JayBallz7]

I had never heard of this guy before. Pretty funny idea with the analogy & crown delivery.

[Jaaab]

Yea Im pretty sure its sxephil too

[seismicrob2956]

What is this guy wearing?

[RedNProud]

Being a lawyer is shovelling shite isn't it?

[Xenite227]

Sorry but this guy is the one who comes off being the "douche nozzle".

God I cant stand people who get so many advantages in life like wealthy parents and a good education who piss it away.

[jjwrom]

@Xenite227 He is a b*tch.

[A7exandersca7es]

@Xenite227 But really, look at yourself. Saying things about a person you don't even know. Look where he is now. see how although he gave up a good education, he was following his Bliss. He might have thrown away a whole 100, 000 (exaggeration I know) education, but look where he is now. He's happy as hell expressing himself with 8,000 subscribers. He even admits to being a "douche" and an "asshole". But would his parents of taken him back if he was?

[Spiko747]

@Xenite227 I'm glad that all your life choices lined up nicely to make you the happy and satisfied dude you are now. His parents weren't particularly wealthy, he's paying back $300 a month student loans.

You can't put a lion in a rain forest. That just doesn't work, and our society isn't built to acknowledge that. If you don't understand what that means, all I can tell you is that it's real easy to judge when you've no idea what makes a person what they are.

[1389srbin]

@Xenite227 you know what a douche nozzle is in my book? Someone who wakes up everyday doing something they hate to make someone else happy. Danny had the opportunity to become a lawyer and you heard it yourself he didn't like it. It takes big balls to stand up to not just Serbian but any immigrant parents and tell them that you want to pursue something that they don't approve of or that may seem unrealistic like comedy.

[Erdles]

>"Where can people buy the book"

>"They can't!"

Made the promo in the title all the more worthwhile.

[chiyerano]

I am guessing the 'bigger youtube guy' he is referring to is sxephil. I wonder why he didn't tell more of his viewers about this appearance.

[aaronsande]

Yabbut, Cenk, do you invite your lawyer "friends" into your house? Do you let them marry non-lawyers? ;D

[getdunn314]

probably shouldn't tell that story, and leave out the diseases part too, bc it will never get him laid again

[sebisthebestyes]

funny guy

[sliznim]

checked out some of this guy's videos on youtube... nutty

[12TattooYou]

I checked out his channel, and this dude is FUNNY!! Watch the serbian lang lesson! You will laugh hard, I promise!

[Myschly]

Likable guy, but he looks like a douche. Time for a new wardrobe? :D

[MagicCowWtf]

he paid sxephil?

[mariusstp]

@MagicCowWtf yep

[dtulifat]

DANIEL I LOVE YOU!!!!

[eugenethelamb]

Doesn't everyone get as close as the security guard at the gate?

[Myschly]

Well, the best way to test that would to have had a beard and be dressed in muslim attire during the Bush years ^^

[sisforshayla]

hey i used to be subscribed to gradual report for a while. it used to be regularly funny. then slowly got meh. it made me sad.

[CandyYum96]

who was the guy who mentioned him?

[chiyerano]

I am guessing sxephil. Sxephil is bigger than him on youtube and does have a video telling people to check Daniel and his channel out.

[chiyerano]

@chiyerano haha 'Youtube success story..no, no, strippers are great. Don't worry about it.'

[JimmyLikesTrading]

A shame printers don't help out guys like this to print their work.

[foureyes99]

So. YouTube DOES work. On strippers no less.

Awesome.

[IdleBystander1]

Yay! Fellow Sports Racer!

[Smurfhat]

LOL GRADUAL REPORT.

[natephant]

his parents should have shot him dead, and had the servants bury him the yard.

[peasinacan]

high 5 danny...high...fuckin...5

[BionicDance]

I really dislike this term, "douche nozzle".

First time I heard it, it was Rachel Maddow saying it, and she actually said, "DORK nozzle," which sounded to me like a clever way of getting away with saying "dick head" on the air. It made sense.

But "DOUCHE nozzle"? Douches have nozzles...so what?

[ianw115]

Douche nozzle for a guest

[psynema]

I declare this the worst interview in the history of TYT

[shanghaisam37]

Whoaa.

Push the space bar right now, seriously do it. Push it right now. And then push it really fast over and over again.

[Corbo905]

This guy is a fucking fagget.

[shanghaisam37]

and you have misdirection of anger issues.

[armoredmex116]

Cenk should not make references to his soul, since he does not believe in one.

[lowfatfishsticks]

@armoredmex116 I hope santa brings you christmas gifts! oh wait, i dont believe in santa. So i cant talk about that?

fuckin retard.

[armoredmex116]

@lowfatfattas As always, you sir, have misunderstood me because of your inferior brain XD. What I was talking about was Cenk always criticizing religions and then mentioning how being a lawyer kills his soul. He can't have it both ways. Do you not see the irony there?

I love getting pricks like you mad hahaha makes my day.

[HerbertHKohl]

Maybe he's just using it as a figure of speech?

I'm an atheist and I still use "you have no soul" as a synonym for "you're heartless" or whatever. It gets my point across so why nit-pick?

[alizee2010]

@HerbertHKohl

I agree.

I don't worship Thor or Saturn but I say Thursday and Saturday.I'm not Hindu but I have used the idiom of a sacred cow.

[stevenaudet]

@armoredmex116 - it can be a metaphor for his view upon himself - self respect - even atheist scientists use the word "God" as to express a concept beyond what science and matter has found yet, even though they totally reject the idea of the common religious God.

[freshhug]

Theese people never had a hard day in their life, so don't come and pretend you have.

[fauxman]

who's this dude?

[kazooga1234]

he is daniel grozdich

[ZeusSchultz]

@fauxman a very, very greasy dude