Says the manchild who still lives with his parents, exhausts himself doing 30 push-ups, considers standing up to play guitar hero hard work, and still wears diapers at age 30.
@SlayerOfAmista Not sure what you being a GIRL has to do with it, but that's nice lol Some girls don't chop down trees in the hot Puerto RIcan sun, Some girls don't even oll weeds. Different people do differenrt things, guys and girls.
@littlebit19801 What I mean is that I do more than Chris does. I work hard labor, when women are supposedly the "weakest" of the sexes. Chris was whining about pulling out weeds.
What the hell's wrong with being a kid at heart, hell someone has to make the cartoons and shit, everyone can't be the same. Its so nice we live in a culture where EVERYONE is define by moving out of the house at 20 and by their career.
Being a kid at heart is fine as long as it means you still have youthful innocence and exuberance. If it means you still live at home and get angry when your mom gets Pokemon instead of TMNT for your birthday party, that is not fine.
@TheAdmiralPancake It's THEIR business. no one elses. I take it that's the way Kasey's father treats HER, I bet she gets pisses and throws a tantrum when her dad gets her Malibu Barbie instead of Ballerina Barbie, and her dad is probably like, "sorry hun I'm SOOO sorry" Is that ok for HER to live like that. You'll prolly say "Yeah if that's the kind of agreement her and her dad have." Well I same with Chris, if that is his family's live, it's no one's freakin business.
Kacey seems quite reasonable, actually. If you know CWC, he is an absolute joke.
Don't put words in my mouth. If she acted like a baby I would not accept that. You can be a child at heart, as the cliché goes, and not be a loser. I'm a brony myself, FFS! If he likes Pokemon that's fine. If he likes Pokemon and screams at a little kid for beating him, that's not fine. That's what CWC does.
@TheAdmiralPancake He is though kinda a child, he kinda has the mind of one, SO people should be more understanding to him. I mean would you abuse an old person with dementia for acting like a child?
There is no reason he can't go out and get a job. He may be autistic, but he's using his autism as an excuse. His autism doesn't prevent him from getting a job. It didn't make him homophobic or racist.
Autism might make it hard for him to lead a normal life. If doesn't excuse him from any sort of personal responsibility.
@TheAdmiralPancake It's like I *and Bob said* A LOT of people will not hire you if youre the least bit different. And also I don't know WHY everyone is so concerned with Chris having a job. What does it matter to YOU whether he works or not? If his parents are OK with it, that's all that should matter. It's not reason for a bunch of trolls to harass the hell out of this family just b/c he doesn't work.
@TheAdmiralPancake *continued* Like his father said there are different types of autism, Chris's affects his social skills, I can see where that would be a problem at a job.
You call him homophobic, but I'm always hearing people call HIM a faggot, or say how GAY he is, I think it's homophobic to use gay terms for something negative. And people bash him for crossdressing, that's being transphobic, and is just as bad as being homophobic, What's he hurting if he crossdresses? It's harmless.
@TheAdmiralPancake So as long as you are still using phrases like "That's SOOO gay!" or "You look like a faggot!", etc please dont accuse anyone of being homophobic. My grandpa started making racist remarks out in public when he got dementia, and people UNDERSTOOD and didn't get all pissed off at him and over looked it b/c they knew his mind was not right, SOO Why can't people be more understanding of Chris like that?
First of all, I don't talk like that. Besides, there is a HUGE difference between using the term because it's slang and saying that "da homos" are inferior sinners who should burn in hell.
Chris is a manchild. He is pathetic and hilarious.
"His autism doesn't prevent him from getting a job"
Yeah, but the economy would certainly torpedo it. Who's going to take a chance on hiring some 27 year old with what? 3 months of total work experience?
His autism didn't make him a 250 pound perverted racist that has 3 months of work experience. He hides behind it as an excuse. There are plenty of people with more severe disabilities that are more successful than him. They succeed because they have personal integrity.
"I have suffered physical paaaaains! You just could not imagine!"
Yeah, the fucking EX-MARINE doesn't know about physical pain. This is a really fascinating view into how fucked-up Chris' view of the world is--the worst experiences of his life must be the worst experiences imaginable, because he lacks the perspective to realize how minor all his shit actually is.
When you said the thing about kacey losing weight, and looking great? You shouldn't said like " she looks almost as hot as her mother at her age when I met her" or something like that.
@BambooGamer saying she's "hot" would of been kinda wrong... i think thats what he was trying to avoid...
i think he pushed the whole terroist thing to far though... i mean who has there mother AND grandmother die in the twin towers? and its not like the mother was visiting the grandmother. the mother just so happend to be in the plane that hit the towers... but then again chris will believe anything...
To be fair to Chris, autistics typically have a hard time estimating weights and measures. Of course, saying anything you can lift at all weighs multiple tons is obviously ridiculous, and no doubt stems from the fact that Chris thinks of himself as a circus strongman. Like, if he has trouble lifting it, it has to be retarded heavy, or something.
@ChibiWaira Motivational audiobook. XD "Stop being a MAGGOT"...worldwide best-selling shit right there. Gives "7 Habits of Highly Effective Teens" a run for its money. ^_^
"...you went from Pokémon to Sonichu. What the fuck? This is still just kid shit. You don't have a job. You're still living with your parents. Almost 30 years old. This is ridiculous."
@moviemowdown I agree, I kinda feel sorry for this person, Chris. I wish Robert would call Kasey and ask her a bunch of personal questions that's no one's business.
OMG RAGE!!! CHRIS YOU ARE A PATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT, I WILL NEVER FEEL SORRY AT ALL FOR YOU AGAIN! EVERYTHING HE MENTIONED I HAVE DONE SINCE I WAS 12. PIECE OF SHIT. IN B4 U MAD
I PULLED WEEDS ONCE! IN THE SUN! I MOWED THE LAWN! I SWEAR! OH AND I HAD TO LIFT A DOG HOUSE! ME! I DID ALL THAT! NO ONE ELSE! AND WHEN I PLAY GUITAR HERO, I HAVE TO STAND ALL THE WAY UP TO PLAY!
I can't believe this fuck is serious. The nerve of this cocksucker, acting like this bs is "hardwork and commendable" rather than further proof of what a lazy, clueless, worthless, fucktard he is. What got me was the GH shit, describing it as if it's truly remarkable he can stand up & play
For the love of science, we need to figure out what is causing autism and eradicate it off the face of the earth. I don't want to see people like this become "acceptable" and a culture, like what happened with deaf people. We make a way to assure children won't be born deaf and they utilize it to make sure they have deaf children so they have something "in common" with them... It's terrible.
i had to pull my mother's corpse out of the remains of the twin towers!
oh yeah, well i had to pull WEEDS. do you know what its like to pull weeds in the middle of a hot day sir? you have no idea what real physical pain is, you ex-marine!
At the risk of sounding cliched, Chris Chan is an insult to every autistic child who has actually worked to overcome his/her disabilities. I know someone whose autistic brother got a job as a builder at the age of NINETEEN, and had by then long grown out of toys and cartoon shows.
chris chan you fucktrad every1 who knows you and heard this phone call should hunt you down and blow you up you twat, think about the people who died.
oooh yea chris and another thing JULAY died in that twin towers when the planes hit. stop hurting other people you racit bastard, go get a fucking job and stop wasting tax payers money
Heh, that 'father' is obviously a young guy, you can clearly hear that in the voice. That and the whole way he talks, and the way he's giggles, and the way he's set up to be set up so as to give Chris the greatest verbal beatdown possible.
He's this fictional military hero guy (blehk! :D) And of course Chris in his infinite gullibility falls for it hook like and sinker and as usual makes a complete ass out of himself. (Since he IS a complete ass.)
@GenoMhz thats because he cannot buy a real guitar let alone play a real guitar, I remember learning to play one, it took the better part of 3 months to learn how to play it then it took another month to play songs correctly and develope calluses on my fingers, trying to learn it will make your fingers feel kinda tender and irritated for a while, apart from that, guitars are fun, shame mine got broken over my head.
@GenoMhz Kacey's dad reminds me of TheArchfiend with a deeper voice. they both dont give a shit what anyone thinks about the truth and both have common sense which is something that is not so common anymore.
@kungfuwookie Don't get me wrong, it is wrong to make fun of someone for what is wrong with them, but we make fun f him because he is a Racist, Homophobic, smug, bible-thumping bastard. He is beyond pity or sympathy.
@TheLaughingMan0 Yeah don't get you wrong! So you make fun of someone for being a homophobe, but I bet you'd be the FIRST to say, "That is SO gay!" or "You act like a faggot!" Or use the word gay to describe something negative. I even see people calling Chris a faggot and calling him gay THEN accusing him of being homophobic, I don't get it. And yeah I know this is a year old!
And please don't put him down for being homophobic as long as you all are bashing him for crossdressing. Crossdressing is just another life-style, not even as sever as being gay, so why are you do hateful toward that? I bet you hate transgendered people too. But ah you are oh so tolerant that you can put a homophobe down.
@littlebit19801 I know this is a month old, but I'd like to fix your misconception. We don't hate Chris because he thinks he's transgendered. We hate him because he says he hates homosexuals, men in general, and he has made fun of any man who even HINTS at having some sort of effeminate characteristics.... and then he goes and dresses up like a girl and uses the girls' restroom after having been told by mall officials he couldn't do that anymore... among other things as well.
@Kamikitsune0 There are some transgendered people who don't like gay people. A lot of it is from a religious stand point, I have a trans friend who dislikes gays. She says the Bible condemns homosexuality but says nothing is wrong with changing your sex or living as the opposite sex, so I can understand the viewpoint. I know PLENTY of gay people hate us trans people so it could work the other way around too.
@littlebit19801 You haven't known about Chris for long have you? He's not transgendered. He was told by a "gal-pal" that every TomBoy needs a TomGirl and that TomBoys don't get a lot of boyfriends because they are too "boy-ish". Chris took that as incentive to become a "TomGirl" so that he could get laid. He decided that to be a TomGirl, he needed to wear dresses, make-up, and pee in women's restrooms. He's a fake naive man-child who thinks he's better than everyone, and THAT'S why he's hated.
@littlebit19801 The bible also is against sex before marriage (whoever does that anymore?) ,playing with Pig skins (football,soccer...), and a shitload more. Your christian friends are fucking hypocrytes.
I don't see any evidence that he is mentally retarded, I have seen evidence to the contrary in the form of psychological documents carried out by experts but of course if your authority in this field trumps theirs by all means present your source.
Chris-chan is not retarded, he is still technically high-functioning he is just a dick.
But if you are to assume he is retarded just because he falls on the autism spectrum then you are just a bigot so who cares what you think.
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You're asking me to present my source when you're making the unabased claims of psychological documents? Do you know what retarded means obviously not. I've worked extensively with the autistic, both high and low functioning. Teasing and taking advantage of their condition is 10 times as sad as anything chris has ever done.
There are psychological documents, they are easy to find, look on the cwcki.
It's not up to me to prove that he isn't retarded, it's up to you as the claimant to prove he is, and your opinion isn't proof enough, I'm sorry to say.
Chris is perfectly capable of ot answering his phone or hanging up, he is'nt helpless, if he was I would feel sorry for him, retarded or not, but he enjoys the attention and possibility of sex too much to bother
@kungfuwookie So being a (high functioning) autistic excuses every other thing a human being could ever do? Wow, way to dehumanize the people you claim to sympathize with. People have sincerely tried to get him to change his behavior but he refuses to try. If you think he should be allowed to continue being racist, sexist, homophobic and lazy just because he's autistic and doesn't want to change, you're just as bad as Chris himself.
@kungfuwookie It's great how you don't have an actual argument, you just tell me that my style is flawed and ignore what I actually said.
I'm not the one actively making fun of him, unless you're implying that writing a Youtube comment is a tremendous effort. I just believe that he deserves most of what he gets, for things that are outside of his condition and can't be excused by it.
@kungfuwookie Also, if you want the psychological papers Pie mentioned, Google cwcki autism papers. (I would link you if I could.) It's an objective, professional report on his mental condition that states that in terms of mental faculties, Chris is fairly normal.
I mean seriously, how much time has this guy spent making fun of another person, regardless of their condition. Anyone who listens to this can see that Chris has the processing ability of a child, this is no different than tormenting a child. you are a loser sir. A much bigger loser than someone who makes a comic that combines pokemon and sonic.
@kungfuwookie He's not mentally retarded. He's autistic. Autism is not retardation, it's a blanket statement used to refer to any mental disorder that impairs social skills. And even then, he's "high-functioning autistic", which means he has no reason to use that as an excuse for his fuck-ups as much as he does.
@kungfuwookie It's easy to be confused. Rest assured, there are people with mental disorders out there who have MILES more compassion, sympathy and general competence and intelligence than this man.
All Chris has to do is lower his standards...A LOT...but still if he does that all his problems would be solved. Then again, that wouldn't be entertaining.
"Those weeds are very hard to pull"
AHAHAHAHAHA XD
smile221 1 month ago
Floppin' around,
like a FESH.
Beastudios 1 month ago
i cant believe chris fell for this, seriously.
what a dumbass
TheRealJethuty 1 month ago
He's so strong he can't even punch a dollie.
GreyMatter00Duh 2 months ago
Dad sounds like he took voice acting lessons from Snake.
mikhasw 2 months ago
"I have not played with pokemon for years, SIR!"
BullSHIT.
Jesterclown17 2 months ago
He thinks this is impressive.
Trickishismael360 2 months ago
"I am very strong, sir..."
Says the manchild who still lives with his parents, exhausts himself doing 30 push-ups, considers standing up to play guitar hero hard work, and still wears diapers at age 30.
What a fucking imbecile.
ThePhantomThylacine 4 months ago
Dear fucking god. Weeds?
WEEDS??
What the fuck, Ian??
I used to chop down /trees/ in the hot Puerto Rican sun.
And I am a GIRL.
SlayerOfAmista 4 months ago
@SlayerOfAmista Not sure what you being a GIRL has to do with it, but that's nice lol Some girls don't chop down trees in the hot Puerto RIcan sun, Some girls don't even oll weeds. Different people do differenrt things, guys and girls.
littlebit19801 1 month ago
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Duncon1981 1 month ago
@littlebit19801 What I mean is that I do more than Chris does. I work hard labor, when women are supposedly the "weakest" of the sexes. Chris was whining about pulling out weeds.
SlayerOfAmista 1 month ago
"My grandmother had arthritis and pulled weeds every day." ".. I'm sorry to hear your grandma had arthritis."
Swing a miss, Chris.
CorporateG0th 5 months ago
He went a bit overboard on describing the war. Other than that, nice job Anon!
TheAdmiralPancake 5 months ago
Bet kacey is giving the actor of her father a blowjob throughout this
DrTheKay 5 months ago
What the hell's wrong with being a kid at heart, hell someone has to make the cartoons and shit, everyone can't be the same. Its so nice we live in a culture where EVERYONE is define by moving out of the house at 20 and by their career.
littlebit19801 5 months ago
@littlebit19801
Being a kid at heart is fine as long as it means you still have youthful innocence and exuberance. If it means you still live at home and get angry when your mom gets Pokemon instead of TMNT for your birthday party, that is not fine.
TheAdmiralPancake 5 months ago
@TheAdmiralPancake It's THEIR business. no one elses. I take it that's the way Kasey's father treats HER, I bet she gets pisses and throws a tantrum when her dad gets her Malibu Barbie instead of Ballerina Barbie, and her dad is probably like, "sorry hun I'm SOOO sorry" Is that ok for HER to live like that. You'll prolly say "Yeah if that's the kind of agreement her and her dad have." Well I same with Chris, if that is his family's live, it's no one's freakin business.
littlebit19801 5 months ago
@littlebit19801
Kacey seems quite reasonable, actually. If you know CWC, he is an absolute joke.
Don't put words in my mouth. If she acted like a baby I would not accept that. You can be a child at heart, as the cliché goes, and not be a loser. I'm a brony myself, FFS! If he likes Pokemon that's fine. If he likes Pokemon and screams at a little kid for beating him, that's not fine. That's what CWC does.
TheAdmiralPancake 5 months ago
@TheAdmiralPancake He is though kinda a child, he kinda has the mind of one, SO people should be more understanding to him. I mean would you abuse an old person with dementia for acting like a child?
littlebit19801 5 months ago
@littlebit19801
There is no reason he can't go out and get a job. He may be autistic, but he's using his autism as an excuse. His autism doesn't prevent him from getting a job. It didn't make him homophobic or racist.
Autism might make it hard for him to lead a normal life. If doesn't excuse him from any sort of personal responsibility.
TheAdmiralPancake 5 months ago
@TheAdmiralPancake It's like I *and Bob said* A LOT of people will not hire you if youre the least bit different. And also I don't know WHY everyone is so concerned with Chris having a job. What does it matter to YOU whether he works or not? If his parents are OK with it, that's all that should matter. It's not reason for a bunch of trolls to harass the hell out of this family just b/c he doesn't work.
littlebit19801 5 months ago
@TheAdmiralPancake *continued* Like his father said there are different types of autism, Chris's affects his social skills, I can see where that would be a problem at a job.
You call him homophobic, but I'm always hearing people call HIM a faggot, or say how GAY he is, I think it's homophobic to use gay terms for something negative. And people bash him for crossdressing, that's being transphobic, and is just as bad as being homophobic, What's he hurting if he crossdresses? It's harmless.
littlebit19801 5 months ago
@TheAdmiralPancake So as long as you are still using phrases like "That's SOOO gay!" or "You look like a faggot!", etc please dont accuse anyone of being homophobic. My grandpa started making racist remarks out in public when he got dementia, and people UNDERSTOOD and didn't get all pissed off at him and over looked it b/c they knew his mind was not right, SOO Why can't people be more understanding of Chris like that?
littlebit19801 5 months ago
@littlebit19801
First of all, I don't talk like that. Besides, there is a HUGE difference between using the term because it's slang and saying that "da homos" are inferior sinners who should burn in hell.
Chris is a manchild. He is pathetic and hilarious.
TheAdmiralPancake 5 months ago
@TheAdmiralPancake
"His autism doesn't prevent him from getting a job"
Yeah, but the economy would certainly torpedo it. Who's going to take a chance on hiring some 27 year old with what? 3 months of total work experience?
CapyGuy 3 months ago
@CapyGuy
His autism didn't make him a 250 pound perverted racist that has 3 months of work experience. He hides behind it as an excuse. There are plenty of people with more severe disabilities that are more successful than him. They succeed because they have personal integrity.
TheAdmiralPancake 3 months ago
"I have suffered physical paaaaains! You just could not imagine!"
Yeah, the fucking EX-MARINE doesn't know about physical pain. This is a really fascinating view into how fucked-up Chris' view of the world is--the worst experiences of his life must be the worst experiences imaginable, because he lacks the perspective to realize how minor all his shit actually is.
Ivanov1690 5 months ago 7
FIVE - TEN TONS.
Oh God, I love Chris.
fizzypopism 6 months ago
Shit was so cash
LurryDaStallion 6 months ago
"My mother was killed by terrorists"
"Well my dog died"
oh Chris
truthaddict11 6 months ago
This man is a True American Hero.
Not only for serving in the Corps, but for calling out Chris for his faggorty.
Ninox37 6 months ago
@Ninox37
He's actually acting.
TheAdmiralPancake 5 months ago
@TheAdmiralPancake
I know. But still.
Ninox37 5 months ago
@Ninox37
Dad is acting. CWC is not.
TheAdmiralPancake 5 months ago
"I have not played pokemon for years, sir." You told him at the start of this conversation you TAUGHT kids how to play Pokemon!! D'aaaaah!
Also, I hate that little "hm" sound Chris makes every time he gets caught in a corner.
HenryvKeiper 6 months ago
When you said the thing about kacey losing weight, and looking great? You shouldn't said like " she looks almost as hot as her mother at her age when I met her" or something like that.
BambooGamer 7 months ago
@BambooGamer saying she's "hot" would of been kinda wrong... i think thats what he was trying to avoid...
i think he pushed the whole terroist thing to far though... i mean who has there mother AND grandmother die in the twin towers? and its not like the mother was visiting the grandmother. the mother just so happend to be in the plane that hit the towers... but then again chris will believe anything...
AnonymousI6778 7 months ago
"The real Chris could play a real guitar!"
LMAO
kdodillet 8 months ago
To be fair to Chris, autistics typically have a hard time estimating weights and measures. Of course, saying anything you can lift at all weighs multiple tons is obviously ridiculous, and no doubt stems from the fact that Chris thinks of himself as a circus strongman. Like, if he has trouble lifting it, it has to be retarded heavy, or something.
EponymousKid 8 months ago
I love this guy who's beating up Chris. Totally should do a book on tape.
ChibiWaira 9 months ago
@ChibiWaira Motivational audiobook. XD "Stop being a MAGGOT"...worldwide best-selling shit right there. Gives "7 Habits of Highly Effective Teens" a run for its money. ^_^
lovemeordie83 8 months ago
OMG U GAISE HE'S WEEDIN THE GARDEN *gasp* AND PLAYS GUITAR HERO U GAISE BACK THE FUCK UP
*facepalm* Chris, seriously. Just walk away. =_=
lovemeordie83 9 months ago
this is better than watching a movie XD
roler42 9 months ago
Fuck! Show some respect to this man! HE PULLED WEEDS, AND MOWED THE LAWN... THE LAWN!!!
Germeka 11 months ago
"I am, I am a grown-up sir! I have moved-I have moved on from Pokemon years ago!"
Wow, not even a 10 seconds in and I call bullshit... on both counts.
Jesterclown17 11 months ago
mp3 please?
MrHomelessHank 1 year ago
he is strong with his retard strength
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Carugax 1 year ago
a dog house that is 5-10 tons might just fit a tiny dog such as Cerberus.
TAXEXEMPTION 1 year ago
Man, I wish I had such an epic voice like Kacey's dad. :D
SonicTheJackrabbit 1 year ago 7
I would've loved to hear this guy talk to the lumberjack.
kjf2able 1 year ago
I don't know, but the guy who played the father should be a voice actor.
Wyndrax 1 year ago
wait, he said his aunt Corinna died in January, but she was buried on Chris's birthday in late February, they dont keep bodies out for a month
CaseHa 1 year ago
>I've not played pokeymans for years
A few months ago he was spotted with a pokewalker.
CatholicSpaceNazi 1 year ago
"...you went from Pokémon to Sonichu. What the fuck? This is still just kid shit. You don't have a job. You're still living with your parents. Almost 30 years old. This is ridiculous."
Sums up Chris perfectly.
eXAKR 1 year ago
Dude that farther is insulting and mean. Sure its chris chan hes talking to but you don't tell people they are unable to get a girl friend >:(
moviemowdown 1 year ago
@moviemowdown It's Chris Chan we're talking about. He wouldn't get a girlfriend if he was the last man on Earth.
rptheory 1 year ago
@rptheory They'd all turn lesbian and he'd try to kill them for being gay.
Sprykeh 1 year ago
@moviemowdown I agree, I kinda feel sorry for this person, Chris. I wish Robert would call Kasey and ask her a bunch of personal questions that's no one's business.
littlebit19801 5 months ago
this is clyde cash
109dsfj40 1 year ago
Lol 5-10 ton doghouse
jokamund 1 year ago
OMG RAGE!!! CHRIS YOU ARE A PATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT, I WILL NEVER FEEL SORRY AT ALL FOR YOU AGAIN! EVERYTHING HE MENTIONED I HAVE DONE SINCE I WAS 12. PIECE OF SHIT. IN B4 U MAD
somename69 1 year ago
Fuck doing 200 (real) pushups and fighting in the middle east, pulling weeds is the real manly shit!
alienisuntverus 1 year ago
I PULLED WEEDS ONCE! IN THE SUN! I MOWED THE LAWN! I SWEAR! OH AND I HAD TO LIFT A DOG HOUSE! ME! I DID ALL THAT! NO ONE ELSE! AND WHEN I PLAY GUITAR HERO, I HAVE TO STAND ALL THE WAY UP TO PLAY!
I can't believe this fuck is serious. The nerve of this cocksucker, acting like this bs is "hardwork and commendable" rather than further proof of what a lazy, clueless, worthless, fucktard he is. What got me was the GH shit, describing it as if it's truly remarkable he can stand up & play
Canny911 1 year ago 9
@Canny911 he does more than me
eobb1 2 months ago in playlist Chris-Chan calls Kacey's Dad
@Canny911 The last part of that statement was terrible.
Trickishismael360 2 months ago
wow now kasey's dad is basically owning the crap out of him
renanjr123 1 year ago
lol @ 1:56 - 2:06 kaceys dad just doesnt know wtf
PlanetHell 1 year ago
For the love of science, we need to figure out what is causing autism and eradicate it off the face of the earth. I don't want to see people like this become "acceptable" and a culture, like what happened with deaf people. We make a way to assure children won't be born deaf and they utilize it to make sure they have deaf children so they have something "in common" with them... It's terrible.
RunandGunPictures 1 year ago
4:05
FLAWLESS VICTORY!!!!!
douboymk2 1 year ago
"I have to STAND UP playing Guitar Hero!"
TheGojira84 1 year ago 3
he plays with his duck
personcheese1234 1 year ago
"I have not played with Pokemon for YEARS sir"
ZyxthePest 1 year ago
Is he seriously arguing that the pain of doing daily chores just ONCE compares to the pain of serving in the Middle East?
MewYuki23 1 year ago
i had to pull my mother's corpse out of the remains of the twin towers!
oh yeah, well i had to pull WEEDS. do you know what its like to pull weeds in the middle of a hot day sir? you have no idea what real physical pain is, you ex-marine!
DBuilder 1 year ago
Wow, "Matthew" could be the next Billy West.
thegorillasnake 1 year ago
At the risk of sounding cliched, Chris Chan is an insult to every autistic child who has actually worked to overcome his/her disabilities. I know someone whose autistic brother got a job as a builder at the age of NINETEEN, and had by then long grown out of toys and cartoon shows.
darkhyena 1 year ago
I have to stand up... To play git tar...
CarryLarry 1 year ago
Pulled weeds...
DittyBugxxxx 1 year ago
chris chan you fucktrad every1 who knows you and heard this phone call should hunt you down and blow you up you twat, think about the people who died.
oooh yea chris and another thing JULAY died in that twin towers when the planes hit. stop hurting other people you racit bastard, go get a fucking job and stop wasting tax payers money
chrischantroll 2 years ago
Humorously pathetic father-suitor conversation, or rare case study into the human mind?
baconlabs 2 years ago 2
He pulled /weeds/! Why doesn't he understand how hard that is?! Jeez, Kacey's father is so not reasonable! D<
BreadFreak 2 years ago
Heh, that 'father' is obviously a young guy, you can clearly hear that in the voice. That and the whole way he talks, and the way he's giggles, and the way he's set up to be set up so as to give Chris the greatest verbal beatdown possible.
He's this fictional military hero guy (blehk! :D) And of course Chris in his infinite gullibility falls for it hook like and sinker and as usual makes a complete ass out of himself. (Since he IS a complete ass.)
Shavarnarak 2 years ago
@Shavarnarak 5 bucks says it's Clyde Cash! XP
tbone2004 1 year ago
Chris: I have played some Guitar Hero.
Dad: Guitar Hero.
Chris: Yeah.
Dad: What the hell is that?
Chris: I have to stand, I have to stand up to play, I have to stand up and play guitar.
Dad: You have to stand up to play guitar! Oh, wow! That's...why don't you...that's just pathetic. You think that's exercise?
PRICELESS....
GenoMhz 2 years ago 6
@GenoMhz thats because he cannot buy a real guitar let alone play a real guitar, I remember learning to play one, it took the better part of 3 months to learn how to play it then it took another month to play songs correctly and develope calluses on my fingers, trying to learn it will make your fingers feel kinda tender and irritated for a while, apart from that, guitars are fun, shame mine got broken over my head.
Napalmxxx2 2 years ago
@Napalmxxx2 well thats obious, this guy cant offer shit hah what is he gonna offer her? a shit house with a snorlax and a lumberjack
GenoMhz 2 years ago
@GenoMhz shame nobody who thinks that kacey's dad is cool will ever get to meet the guy, hes the kind of guy I would be willing to party with.
Napalmxxx2 2 years ago
yeah I know and his voice is sexy !! he is a total badass ;D
long live Kacey's dad
GenoMhz 2 years ago
@GenoMhz Kacey's dad reminds me of TheArchfiend with a deeper voice. they both dont give a shit what anyone thinks about the truth and both have common sense which is something that is not so common anymore.
Napalmxxx2 2 years ago
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This is pathetic. Who makes fun of mentally retarded? Do you tease kindergartners too?
kungfuwookie 2 years ago
@kungfuwookie Don't get me wrong, it is wrong to make fun of someone for what is wrong with them, but we make fun f him because he is a Racist, Homophobic, smug, bible-thumping bastard. He is beyond pity or sympathy.
TheLaughingMan0 2 years ago 48
Not to mention a complete and utter attention whore.
FSinWCR 2 years ago
@TheLaughingMan0 Yeah don't get you wrong! So you make fun of someone for being a homophobe, but I bet you'd be the FIRST to say, "That is SO gay!" or "You act like a faggot!" Or use the word gay to describe something negative. I even see people calling Chris a faggot and calling him gay THEN accusing him of being homophobic, I don't get it. And yeah I know this is a year old!
littlebit19801 5 months ago
@littlebit19801 I "Gay is not a synonym for shitty"
When someone says "That's so gay" as an insult, I go "I disagree this is not awesome at all"
Those are my comebacks
AriesGoddess93 5 months ago
And please don't put him down for being homophobic as long as you all are bashing him for crossdressing. Crossdressing is just another life-style, not even as sever as being gay, so why are you do hateful toward that? I bet you hate transgendered people too. But ah you are oh so tolerant that you can put a homophobe down.
littlebit19801 5 months ago
@littlebit19801 whine whine whine whine whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
caligo641 4 months ago
@caligo641 Yes I do :)
littlebit19801 4 months ago
@littlebit19801 I know this is a month old, but I'd like to fix your misconception. We don't hate Chris because he thinks he's transgendered. We hate him because he says he hates homosexuals, men in general, and he has made fun of any man who even HINTS at having some sort of effeminate characteristics.... and then he goes and dresses up like a girl and uses the girls' restroom after having been told by mall officials he couldn't do that anymore... among other things as well.
Kamikitsune0 3 months ago
@Kamikitsune0 There are some transgendered people who don't like gay people. A lot of it is from a religious stand point, I have a trans friend who dislikes gays. She says the Bible condemns homosexuality but says nothing is wrong with changing your sex or living as the opposite sex, so I can understand the viewpoint. I know PLENTY of gay people hate us trans people so it could work the other way around too.
littlebit19801 3 months ago
@littlebit19801 You haven't known about Chris for long have you? He's not transgendered. He was told by a "gal-pal" that every TomBoy needs a TomGirl and that TomBoys don't get a lot of boyfriends because they are too "boy-ish". Chris took that as incentive to become a "TomGirl" so that he could get laid. He decided that to be a TomGirl, he needed to wear dresses, make-up, and pee in women's restrooms. He's a fake naive man-child who thinks he's better than everyone, and THAT'S why he's hated.
Kamikitsune0 3 months ago
@littlebit19801 The bible also is against sex before marriage (whoever does that anymore?) ,playing with Pig skins (football,soccer...), and a shitload more. Your christian friends are fucking hypocrytes.
Duncon1981 2 months ago
@Duncon1981 It would be so nice if people could have a rational discussion or debate without being rude.
littlebit19801 1 month ago
@littlebit19801 I wasn't rude, i was being honest.....
Duncon1981 1 month ago
I don't see any evidence that he is mentally retarded, I have seen evidence to the contrary in the form of psychological documents carried out by experts but of course if your authority in this field trumps theirs by all means present your source.
Chris-chan is not retarded, he is still technically high-functioning he is just a dick.
But if you are to assume he is retarded just because he falls on the autism spectrum then you are just a bigot so who cares what you think.
iamnotapie 2 years ago
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You're asking me to present my source when you're making the unabased claims of psychological documents? Do you know what retarded means obviously not. I've worked extensively with the autistic, both high and low functioning. Teasing and taking advantage of their condition is 10 times as sad as anything chris has ever done.
kungfuwookie 2 years ago
There are psychological documents, they are easy to find, look on the cwcki.
It's not up to me to prove that he isn't retarded, it's up to you as the claimant to prove he is, and your opinion isn't proof enough, I'm sorry to say.
Chris is perfectly capable of ot answering his phone or hanging up, he is'nt helpless, if he was I would feel sorry for him, retarded or not, but he enjoys the attention and possibility of sex too much to bother
iamnotapie 2 years ago
@kungfuwookie So being a (high functioning) autistic excuses every other thing a human being could ever do? Wow, way to dehumanize the people you claim to sympathize with. People have sincerely tried to get him to change his behavior but he refuses to try. If you think he should be allowed to continue being racist, sexist, homophobic and lazy just because he's autistic and doesn't want to change, you're just as bad as Chris himself.
ElSingario 1 year ago
@ElSingario Congrats on putting words in my mouth.
It's sad really the amount of effort people put into making fun of others.
kungfuwookie 1 year ago
@kungfuwookie It's great how you don't have an actual argument, you just tell me that my style is flawed and ignore what I actually said.
I'm not the one actively making fun of him, unless you're implying that writing a Youtube comment is a tremendous effort. I just believe that he deserves most of what he gets, for things that are outside of his condition and can't be excused by it.
ElSingario 1 year ago
@kungfuwookie Also, if you want the psychological papers Pie mentioned, Google cwcki autism papers. (I would link you if I could.) It's an objective, professional report on his mental condition that states that in terms of mental faculties, Chris is fairly normal.
ElSingario 1 year ago
@ElSingario
>Chris
>normal
TheMrNamefag 1 year ago
@kungfuwookie
Shut up faggot
SlashFirestorm 1 year ago 2
I mean seriously, how much time has this guy spent making fun of another person, regardless of their condition. Anyone who listens to this can see that Chris has the processing ability of a child, this is no different than tormenting a child. you are a loser sir. A much bigger loser than someone who makes a comic that combines pokemon and sonic.
kungfuwookie 2 years ago
@kungfuwookie He's not mentally retarded. He's autistic. Autism is not retardation, it's a blanket statement used to refer to any mental disorder that impairs social skills. And even then, he's "high-functioning autistic", which means he has no reason to use that as an excuse for his fuck-ups as much as he does.
GameOverthinkerFan7 1 year ago
@kungfuwookie autists are mentally retarded? go die in a ditch.
vikingskippen 11 months ago 2
@kungfuwookie
I have autism myself and I think Chris deserves everything he gets so why dont you think twice before you defend some ashole.
TeamTowers1 9 months ago
@kungfuwookie It's easy to be confused. Rest assured, there are people with mental disorders out there who have MILES more compassion, sympathy and general competence and intelligence than this man.
lovemeordie83 9 months ago 2
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Manusturbo 7 months ago
@kungfuwookie
I would not tease kindergartners. I WILL troll the shit out of a grown man who hides behind a mental illness his whole life.
TheAdmiralPancake 5 months ago
@kungfuwookie I agree!!!!!!!! I'm glad there are still some kind souls in the world!
littlebit19801 5 months ago
"You don't know heat until you're out in the fucking shit."
Best sentence ever.
AXMaster 2 years ago
lol i would just hang up on him
chivas56 2 years ago
"I PULLED WEEDS! I MOW THE LAWN!"
You know that bit Chris Rock has about how niggas want credit for shit they're supposed to do? Chris is SUCH a nigga! (or should I say niggo? ;-})
ToruKun1 2 years ago 7
i sometimes still wonder if christian is the worlds most elaborate troll...
Vagabondx93 2 years ago
"I PULLED WEEDS!"
TrenderBender 2 years ago 37
Those weeds were very hard to pull!
Rocky183 2 years ago 4
@TrenderBender We should COMMEND! him.
Lippy802 1 year ago
@TrenderBender
"I MOWED THE LAWN!"
God, I want to punch him.
Jesterclown17 11 months ago
This is so painful. He really thinks pulling weeds is equitable to being a soldier in the middle east.
RabbitfulGoon 2 years ago 51
In his defense he must have really loved that dog to build a 10 ton dog house.
Kukadin 2 years ago 8
Chris makes it sound like he built his dog a fucking pyramid.
BlackNoir 2 years ago 9
why doesn't he just find a girl who is more retarded than he is? Surely those ladies need love too.
chilly162 2 years ago 7
And there do exist retarded woman who are also hot ;)
churlyryan 2 years ago 4
Yes, but knowing Chris, He'll inevitably fail to impress even them
moneymandate 2 years ago 11
classic
mike2223312 2 years ago
Heehee... I love Matt
lmao
Lost4ubabe 2 years ago 3
Holy shit, pulling plants out of the ground and hammering a few plastic labels onto some lumber is HARD PHYSlCAL LABOR.
Oh man, mowing the lawn is just a step forward, it's just SO HARD.
TehMattz 2 years ago 7
The kicker?
From his videos, we know it's a ride-on mower.
caligo641 2 years ago 6
Poor baby; pulling weeds in the hot, hot sun!
ColBarnaby 2 years ago 4
Wow, that "dad's" voice really is awesome.
Michishibiku 2 years ago 5
I love how this guy gets the opportunity to say everything all of us have ever wanted to say to Chris.
SubtleDemise 2 years ago 13
He has lived as we can only dream.
CrownedDaemon 2 years ago 6
All Chris has to do is lower his standards...A LOT...but still if he does that all his problems would be solved. Then again, that wouldn't be entertaining.
SubtleDemise 2 years ago 2
teip
ArchiveOfTruth 2 years ago
Kacey's dad: so what DO you play with?
Me: Himself.
thesideshowman212 2 years ago 5
I EVEN MOWED THE LAWN
NitroReviews 2 years ago 13
I know. That REALLY sounds pathetic.
When I have to move wood, I usually have to move 10- 20 wheelbarrow-fulls. It isn't tiring at all.
thesideshowman212 2 years ago 2
Enduring physical pain
NitroReviews 2 years ago 2
IN HIS GAR IN HIS GAR IN HIS GARDEN.
BlackNoir 2 years ago 5
Weed pulling - serious business.
metalshadowoverlord 2 years ago 3
Lol his dog housed weighed 5-10 tons?
motomissle 2 years ago 8
Its legs would break. and the rest of it. it would be crushed by its own weight. very quickly.
Humans can barely withstand being 1000 pounds. Thank god almost all aren't.
thesideshowman212 2 years ago 5
Fits Chris, who thinks a 12-pack of soda weighs 50 pounds.
Shadoboy 2 years ago 9