Everytime I see something on American tv showing a crash or 'amazing footage,' why do they always add in that sample of a woman screaming everytime?? It's the same damn woman, the same damn scream. She must get about a bit, and she must have some f****d up dreams after seeing all this trauma around the world. Jesus even Eminem used the exact same sample - stop adding sound effects to make it more scary coz all it does is annoy the shit outta me!!
I was water skiing once at over 100 mph On the "whip" and when i fell it looked a lot like that. The water only gets harder the faster you go. SO when you fall you just tumble and slide across the surface until you have slowed down to about 40 miles per hour. Then it really gets bad because you start bouncing in and out of the water,and pulling muslces and tearing them with the yanking. Yes I was naked and only has the straps of my life vest on when they took me out of the water unconscious.
@brokenbrush That sounds like the time I was mountain biking butt naked across the sahara desert. It wasn't a speed accident, though. A giant rattlesnake bit my left foot and left me instantly paralyzed. The locals took me in a fed me wild mongoose liver for 7 weeks until I could stand again. I now only mountain bike butt naked through the streets of local villages, wary of snakes and mongoose-feeding locals.
@Fleezyy this also reminds me of the time when i too was riding whilst having sex on my bike down thaose mountains ( yes that is a euphemism), when suddenly a griffin flew down and landed on my handle bars, it killed my girlfriend but most importantly it ate my eyes. i was in a comma for 2 minuits, during which time i had travelled across the world to peru, where an indigenous tribe cut out the griffins eyeballs and gave them to me, nowadays i never ride without my 40:40 griffin vision!
@Fleezyy this reminds me also of the time when i was biking across the top of a forrest, when an orangutang dropped from a cloud and proceeded to give me a drink spiked with rohypnol and i fell unconscious he then rapped me up the bum hole when i woke up i was 9 months pregnant with a half human half orangutang baby. I am now living with a tribe of orangutang's and am the first male to have a half human half orangutang baby (there was a woman who had a similar experience to mine)
All in all, he didn't make out too bad , considering what happend. Five broken ribs isn't so bad compared to what i thought he we going to end up with. I wonder if he ever tried it again?
neloangle, your close but if you look carefully you can see the fork compress so much it hit the top fork brace. I saw a drag bike do the same thing with almost the same result..
Spontaneously disintegrates? Bullshit. The g-force created when he was leveling out pushed down on the frame so hard that it BROKE, NOT DISINTEGRATED!
i think b34m is right! the rider IS NOT black! now you stay safe at home, we wouldn't want you going outside in the big bad world and hurting yourself. as for the rest of us, we can be thankful for inventions like fire, and the wheel, and the safety improvements that can be made from this event ;-) afterall, the bike did fail.
This is not idiotism, this is called passionBurt Munro said You live more in five minutes on a bike like this going flat out than some people live in a lifetime.
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White people dumb as hell! They break themselves up for attention, lol. Let me know when black people start riding bicycles @ 107 mph.. I'll switch to Mexican. lol
black34male, leaving tyre marks on pavement is getting attention. setting a new speed record is a goal. also, your separation of black and white is something that doesn't sit well with me.
i don't even remember this vid, but i BET it involves someone trying to jump a ramp, and missing, or jumping a bike off a mountain, and chute failing.. something dumb, and the rider IS NOT black.. LOOK, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT SITS WELL WITH YOU, AND WHAT DOESN'T! A NEW SPEED RECORD? FOR WHAT? WHAT KIND OF GOAL IS THAT TO SET, TO ENDANGER YOUR LIFE?? Just stupid!
i never heard of him, btw, i meant to say, "not really, he was thinking 'wtf?!?SHIT SHIT SHIT OW OW OW OW SHIT OW SHIT OW SHIT OW OW OW FUCK OW OW OW...!!!!!!!'"
stupid design
Chefjle 4 days ago
@IWantToKnowChrist dramatic!
epicozy 6 days ago
Everytime I see something on American tv showing a crash or 'amazing footage,' why do they always add in that sample of a woman screaming everytime?? It's the same damn woman, the same damn scream. She must get about a bit, and she must have some f****d up dreams after seeing all this trauma around the world. Jesus even Eminem used the exact same sample - stop adding sound effects to make it more scary coz all it does is annoy the shit outta me!!
alexmcgrotty 1 week ago
He broke the bike because hes nose was so big.
DaHugBug 1 month ago
The 81mph previous was on flat ground. Not downhill.
MrJiggins92 2 months ago
fuck! he shud wore a moto gp race suit
JVL8701 3 months ago
He turned into the silver biker
EBB47 3 months ago
damn
a6eBezerkur 3 months ago
2:01 ouch
norbiskater11 3 months ago
So many fake screams and cheers in this video
eviltube1111 3 months ago
owch
cepidagwapo 3 months ago
No be exact chuck norris went mock 1
igrindcalifornia1991 5 months ago
Damn!!..looks like a fight scene in DBZ where someone get punched
Shanongao 5 months ago 4
@Shanongao e must have been going over 9000 miles an hour!
IWantToKnowChrist 1 week ago
Well Chuck Norris Went 33,000MPH
ChubbyGrandad 5 months ago
@MrBrookeside u do realize that 40:40 would be wouldnt be that good right? Lower numbers are better hence 20:20
54321nicolaskurtf 6 months ago
Chuck Norris can bike that fast UP that mountain.(while having sex with said orangutan)
brainslks 7 months ago
That's why the record is now held by a mountain bike, which doesn't crack like that.
appa609 8 months ago
look at his fucking arm!!!!!!
dragonmybutt 8 months ago
@dragonmybutt thats just his jacket lol, but thats what i thought at first too :D
kx65619 5 months ago
lol i think he made the fastes face plant in the world haha
fallenhw 8 months ago
lol
SuperBobo228 9 months ago
Man, I wanted that bike
mbodude2012 10 months ago
why do people do such dumb shit and then wonder why they get hurt?
zimfromBM 10 months ago
So did he get the record or not?
MrIEatBrainz 1 year ago
@MrIEatBrainz yes 107 mph the previous was 81mph
caligulicious 11 months ago
@MrIEatBrainz Hahaha, yeah.
TheSlavishMonkey 10 months ago
Woah...!!!
KaityLautner86 1 year ago
damn helmets never work
88adrian510 1 year ago
Nice brakes
slikkerveer2 1 year ago
Kreten.
magistar0 1 year ago
1:44 I wanna play COD Zombie Nazis now
MartinTheGeesest 1 year ago
@MartinTheGeesest HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
gingerfrank86 11 months ago
@gingerfrank86 lol
MartinTheGeesest 11 months ago
Hi should pull the front brakes... FRONT FLIP!
TheNumse 1 year ago
humans are fuckin stupid
capasquarello 1 year ago
I still laugh my ass off at this!!!! I mean what could go wrong? A pedal bike at over 100 miles an hour?
wildark45 1 year ago
I was water skiing once at over 100 mph On the "whip" and when i fell it looked a lot like that. The water only gets harder the faster you go. SO when you fall you just tumble and slide across the surface until you have slowed down to about 40 miles per hour. Then it really gets bad because you start bouncing in and out of the water,and pulling muslces and tearing them with the yanking. Yes I was naked and only has the straps of my life vest on when they took me out of the water unconscious.
brokenbrush 1 year ago
@brokenbrush That sounds like the time I was mountain biking butt naked across the sahara desert. It wasn't a speed accident, though. A giant rattlesnake bit my left foot and left me instantly paralyzed. The locals took me in a fed me wild mongoose liver for 7 weeks until I could stand again. I now only mountain bike butt naked through the streets of local villages, wary of snakes and mongoose-feeding locals.
Fleezyy 1 year ago
wat
pbmdh 1 year ago
@Fleezyy this also reminds me of the time when i too was riding whilst having sex on my bike down thaose mountains ( yes that is a euphemism), when suddenly a griffin flew down and landed on my handle bars, it killed my girlfriend but most importantly it ate my eyes. i was in a comma for 2 minuits, during which time i had travelled across the world to peru, where an indigenous tribe cut out the griffins eyeballs and gave them to me, nowadays i never ride without my 40:40 griffin vision!
MrBrookeside 11 months ago
@Fleezyy this reminds me also of the time when i was biking across the top of a forrest, when an orangutang dropped from a cloud and proceeded to give me a drink spiked with rohypnol and i fell unconscious he then rapped me up the bum hole when i woke up i was 9 months pregnant with a half human half orangutang baby. I am now living with a tribe of orangutang's and am the first male to have a half human half orangutang baby (there was a woman who had a similar experience to mine)
cars300sl 11 months ago
should have gone to specsavers
readman010 1 year ago
Broken ribs and all that shit just to say I hold the record for speed on a bike? Fuck that!
jamie00091 1 year ago
2:04 WTF IS WITH HIS ARM D:
tom1161 1 year ago
just walk it off jesus ive had worse falls
Goldtacto 1 year ago
he fucked up his face lol
64GIO 1 year ago
holy craps
ridebikes0319 1 year ago
mostly dirt, hes fine
tj22k 1 year ago
That looks like...hes dead..?
PiplupTheTorrent 1 year ago
OH! HOD
muthu161 1 year ago
lmao even dr dre used those fake screams on his cd
kronix503 1 year ago
if he had a commencal would not of happened
eric69r 1 year ago
Carbon fiber, bad idea at the bottom.
thresher4 1 year ago
Wouldnt a heavier bike go faster downhill?
travisbrummett 1 year ago
lmfAO!@#!@#!@# LISTEN TO THE FAKE SCREAMS also that was pre funny when he went rag doll
videocriticbitch 2 years ago
whoever welded up that frame is in for a big lawsuit
pivotboy63 2 years ago
who welded that frame up?
trextrent027 2 years ago
the frame is made out of carbon fiber... bad choice lol
92rs25th 2 years ago
he looked like one of the road workers from "route 666"
shiftedmind 2 years ago
what kind of car is it?
comandermalander05 2 years ago
he looks like a nazi zombie after the crash when he opens his eyes HaHA !
Randers94 2 years ago
why dont they pave a path or something... then it would actually be fun. Even i could ddo it
NobleNihilist 2 years ago
WTF is he crazy or somthin this guy has five broken ribs
AbdThe007 2 years ago
aaahhhhh des tut ja nur vom zu gucken scho weh
cD1o 2 years ago
wow that was real good havnig a bike made of plastic!
i can go that fast!... maybe not
minischneider 2 years ago
Lotta' good that helmet did him.
ElectricThistle 2 years ago
W
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SuperProdigy123 2 years ago
All in all, he didn't make out too bad , considering what happend. Five broken ribs isn't so bad compared to what i thought he we going to end up with. I wonder if he ever tried it again?
photo199 2 years ago
neloangle, your close but if you look carefully you can see the fork compress so much it hit the top fork brace. I saw a drag bike do the same thing with almost the same result..
defcon636 2 years ago
ouch
dylanbongers 2 years ago
oh my god
thejulesdude 2 years ago
Spontaneously disintegrates? Bullshit. The g-force created when he was leveling out pushed down on the frame so hard that it BROKE, NOT DISINTEGRATED!
NeloAngelo33 2 years ago 24
he should have the world record for most stupid man
twototwo1 2 years ago
rofl
21sabiandrummer67 2 years ago
this is bull. this is not the fastest land speed record on a bike. there was a guy who went 155 motor paciing on flat land
reallycoolvids 2 years ago
ur an idoit, that is a bike with a motor
rounddot5827 2 years ago
i think b34m is right! the rider IS NOT black! now you stay safe at home, we wouldn't want you going outside in the big bad world and hurting yourself. as for the rest of us, we can be thankful for inventions like fire, and the wheel, and the safety improvements that can be made from this event ;-) afterall, the bike did fail.
brisg74 2 years ago
Join us next time on world's most idiotic sports for the worlds fastest rocket propelled man.
fishguru73 2 years ago
ikea bike
Zabrinarr 2 years ago
LOL
Jahn1515 2 years ago
WTF what a peice of shit helmet :L
him050 2 years ago
ouch
Bondy1994 2 years ago
that was in Nicaragua, central america
ernestou2 2 years ago
made from nintendo
umweltterrorist 2 years ago
This is not idiotism, this is called passionBurt Munro said You live more in five minutes on a bike like this going flat out than some people live in a lifetime.
uel202e0b 2 years ago 5
I strongly agree..
dende145 2 years ago
pwned?
WeastHamTiD 2 years ago
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White people dumb as hell! They break themselves up for attention, lol. Let me know when black people start riding bicycles @ 107 mph.. I'll switch to Mexican. lol
black34male 3 years ago
I see our resident "Black Panther" has never heard of Marshal W. Taylor.
¿Que Pasa?
X-D
Scrapheap71 2 years ago
no boroito
umweltterrorist 2 years ago
Que?
Scrapheap71 2 years ago
get out of our country
peanutbuterjely 2 years ago
black34male, leaving tyre marks on pavement is getting attention. setting a new speed record is a goal. also, your separation of black and white is something that doesn't sit well with me.
brisg74 2 years ago
i don't even remember this vid, but i BET it involves someone trying to jump a ramp, and missing, or jumping a bike off a mountain, and chute failing.. something dumb, and the rider IS NOT black.. LOOK, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT SITS WELL WITH YOU, AND WHAT DOESN'T! A NEW SPEED RECORD? FOR WHAT? WHAT KIND OF GOAL IS THAT TO SET, TO ENDANGER YOUR LIFE?? Just stupid!
black34male 2 years ago
dipshit.
nobody cares and nobody even knows your name.
grtaabahyd 3 years ago
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I guess that bike was made in china :D
Thralli21 3 years ago 20
lol what isn't made in china ??
dende145 2 years ago
@Thralli21 LOL THATs fukin funy LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!
drjays223 1 year ago
@Thralli21 HA!!!!!!!!
DiscoDancingFreak 1 year ago
men you rulz, great video ¡¡¡¡¡¡¡
reefbrazil5959 3 years ago
This video is incorrect, the fastest land speed on a bike was set in 1984 at 154 mph. Snapple Fact #152.
sikdogs63 3 years ago 2
I saw this video before and his record was 172km
jacktsang 3 years ago
pwnd
emo182kidd 3 years ago
all I thought of was destroyed in seconds lol
OrigamiKill 3 years ago
Hell yeah
AnubisRising667 3 years ago
there was an interview with him after, he said all "i thought was 'im gonna die!!im gonna die!!!'"
bobjoezonehill 3 years ago
Lol do you like brian reagan?
OrigamiKill 3 years ago
i never heard of him, btw, i meant to say, "not really, he was thinking 'wtf?!?SHIT SHIT SHIT OW OW OW OW SHIT OW SHIT OW SHIT OW OW OW FUCK OW OW OW...!!!!!!!'"
bobjoezonehill 3 years ago
it's very hard!!!
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teokouz 3 years ago
He got fucked up.
CapCrunchAmv 3 years ago
dang he was hauling ass!
zacjgodwin 3 years ago
awesome video that would hurt though!
Tyizawesome 3 years ago