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  • This is so accurate! 

  • So no one read the credits, and was able to listen to David aswell? I'll give a biscuit to the first person who can.

  • From what I have seen of TV, this seems to be more of a British thing.

  • Lol, that explosion sound at the end is exactly the same one used on The Totally Rad Show.

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  • I'm going to get a t-shirt that says, "Live Slow, Die Eventually."

  • Anyone else stop paying attention to the credits for a second and have to rewind to see why they were talking about a chav riot?

  • Rabbi Fluffer? :)

  • I'm just surprised they haven't started overlaying a rolling conveyor belt of products throughout the entirety of the programme.

  • Great-now I have an uncontrollable craving for a MARS bar.

  • I treat all credits equally, whether it's film or TV "finally, I can go for a piss and not miss anything!"

  • I don't mind announcers speaking over television credits, but it does annoy me when they roll the credits so fast I can't really read them. What's the point in having them, then?

  • @moonlily1 I agree-- If you're going to show them, SHOW THEM!

  • I was drifting off at the end.

  • Technically the credits are part of the program. I know this because when I buy shows on DVD, there's always credits. And I know that credits are important, because otherwise they would be cut out entirely, instead of just squished. Honestly it feels like something sleazy is going on.

  • I watched this three times.

  • Waiting for the day that "David Mitchell TV" becomes a real channel. :D

  • Master of the Universe: He-Man

    David...I love you.

  • The only television I watch is stuff on my freeview plus box. I skip advert breaks and opening/closing credits.

  • Stay tuned for Chav Riot, Reality Poodle, Dr Beaver and Son's Great Adventure of Love.

  • I don't like credit. Just thought you should know...

  • I don't like credit. Just thought you should know...

  • What about the fast forward credits. Those are annoying as heck.

  • One popped up half way through the film once cutting out all the character dialog for 14 seconds and pissed me right off infect I made the personal point to turn the TV off and I watched the film on the internet and upon watching it I found the TV version was censored as well.

  • thanks for dinosaur scrubber, i laughed

  • @ the credits-SNOT Designer XD

  • LOL @ the credits

  • @SMuJ17 It's even worst when English isn't your first language. I had to watch it all over again.

  • Why are half the names Hungarian? :)

  • This is the best video on YouTube until I find the next one that's the best! Seriously, I have actually given up TV, and one of the main reasons is this blatant disregard that broadcasters now seem to have for the idea that someone might want to watch a programme or film IN ITS ENTIRETY. So yes, I've actually bitten the "shit end of the Mars bar", and yes, I am proud to say that I spat it out, never to buy another. TV can get stuffed until it learns some good taste again.

  • Confidence builder:

    Justin Gayner

    Anyine else get that reference?

  • To be fair nobody gives a shit about who the dubbing editor of a programme is, and if we want to see who a specific actor is we use IMDB or Wikipedia.

    If you're out shopping, do you really want to be forced to see a list of people who made your shopping trip possible upon your exit?

    Cash desk builder: Tony Harper

    Escape sign fitter: John Prime

    Toilet hand wash replenisher: Judy Daws

    No, if we were forced to see the names of everyone who did everything we see, life would be chaos.

  • David has sandwich makers?! What a guy...

  • High five for Inspector Morse

  • It's stupid, I know, but I feel compelled to point out at about @1:58, it leaves the H out of the web address.

    Well, my work is done here. Pointless Pedant-man, Away!

  • Well said David! I'm not a Morse fan, but I do object to a piece of music over the end credits of a film I like being interrupted by some announcer telling us what's next; Channel 5 are the main culprits in this.

  • so true.

  • As a musician it really bugs me that the composers of the music in a drama often get no credit and the performers - never. If you could even see as they fly past...

  • @MrsGrey and music borrowed from artists never get shown on credits either, when watching a show and a piece of music comes on that I like or maybe vaguley recognise, and then not see it presented in the credits bugs me.

  • LOL SNOT DESIGNER

  • I love david mitchell so true

  • Yeah, there's nothing worse than when you're trying to listen to your favourite theme tune someone going "Next up on Channel 4, the worlds fattest goat" and then talking about some shit you don't care about.

  • In America, it's worse...

    ...they play closing credits in a small black bar under the opening credits of the next episode or programme (TBS, Discovery Channel, TNT, etc., etc.).

  • Live slow, Die eventually, Leave an indifferently attractive corpse, that's my motto

  • I did not listen to a word he said... I was reading the credits...

  • The only time I don't mind credit squeezes is after Charlie Brooker programs because the continuity announces always feel bad because Charlie also hates credit squeezes.

  • Those credits are screwed up. :o

  • Also, I seem to remember 'programme associates' on 10 O'Clock Live? Not that anyone with a brain couldn't figure out what they were for, nor do I expect that was anything to do with Mr Mitchell, but that didn't seem very respectful.

    I do like the 'breathing space' that credits can give, but frankly that is served by a couple of seconds of black or the clock in 24, for example.

  • The only credits the average person might glean are the exec producers, because it pauses on them at the end, and of course the production company. Sometimes the actors have pre-credits. I would rather have as a stipulation to have accurate cast, crew and other production staff online, since when the production block is over, your next employer might google you and see the stuff you've worked on.

    And with reality tv, the number of junior crew is often ridiculous and simply gets left off.

  • AS A PROFESSIONAL THE FIRST TIME MY NAME WAS ON THE CREDITS ON NAT TV A GREAT MOMENT MY ARGUMENT IS SIMPLE A PROGRAME SUCH AS COWBOY BUILDERS WHERE COMPANIES DONATE FURNITURE AND OTHER THINGS TO FIND THE SCREEN COMPRESSED AT THE END OF THE PRGRAMME AFTER ALL THE GOOD WILL THEY HAVE SOON VERY DISREPECTFUL SOceanOfficial

  • This would be funny if it wasn't for the fact that I don't actually care about the credits. I watch the program for the program not to read text of who is in it. For me the program ends when the credits begin.

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  • they do this on Peep Show

  • Mark Corrigan > David Mitchell

  • His trousers are too tight, am I the only one that notices that and are disturbed by that?

  • Look at the credits at 1:50 XD

  • Is it just me or did Charlie Brooker do this exact same rant on screenwipe?

  • I want him to rant about how DVD unskippable intros and logos and trailers and drawn-out-spoiler-filled-menu-­build-ups and outrageously misleading anti-piracy propaganda makes me want to throw the DVD out AND DOWNLOAD THE FUCKING THING SO I CAN JUST WATCH THE CUNT WITHOUT ALL THAT SHIT!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

  • ....and disclaimers and more logos and 20-page region selection that seems to have no effect...

    YOU WANT PEOPLE TO STOP DOWNLOADING AND START BUYING? STOP JAMMING IT UP WITH ALL THAT DRAGGING, OBNOXIOUS SHITE FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!!! IDIOTS.

  • @EvilStreaks I want him to rant about lame YouTube comments and unnecessary use of Caps Lock.

    Then again, wouldn't it be funny if David did indeed read his YouTube comments, and instead ranted about people who complain about other comments? :)

  • Rabbii FLuffer....?

  • Grr. Focus groups. FUCKING FOCUS GROUPS....

  • 21 people are announcers

  • Haha, chicken sexer. Thanks, QI! :D

  • I like David Mitchell, but all of this has been said countless times over the past 10 years. It doesn't need a video making it sound as if it's news.

  • Fuck the people who decided to talk over the credits. I don't want to watch the other shit shows, I'm watching the show I like now, so fuck off, off of my credits!

  • I went to 'YOUTUBE.COM/DAVIDMITCELLSOAPB­OX'and found nothing.

  • The explosion woke me up.

  • Chicken sexer? Err..

  • Solution is simple: don't watch television.

    Who needs television when you have the internet anyway?

  • my favourite is "peas keeper" :D

  • DID I JUST SEE 'RABBI FLUFFER' IN THE CREDITS?!!!!!!! X^D

  • I saw him today about to enter the park at Kensington High Street, carrying a whole foods bag. Upon seeing him, I went slightly hysterical, him knowing what was coming next put on his headphones in order to avoid confrontation. Haha, I love him!

  • @lul999able I had the same thing, My friend lived next door to him in kilburn, I knocked on my friends door and DM answered his door by accident thinking I'd knocked on his, you could tell he was thinking "AH f***", I just went "alright", think he was quite relieved,

  • @lul999able That is so Mark Corrigan.

  • @kev9089798767 That's when you yell "its mister clean shirt!"

  • @lul999able He was carrying an entire foods bag, crikey! (no spellcheck I don't mean "Ricky" ffs)

  • if people love credits then why do people leave the cinema at the start of the credits?

  • Damn, I was reading the credits and not paying attention. Had to watch this again.

  • Watched the video once, watching David, then watched it again just to read the credits. PRICELESS.

  • Boy, you think you've got it bad in Britain? You should see what happens to television credits in America. They get scrunched into an even tinier box and then sped up to 10 times the speed.

  • haha back on top form in my opinion :D

  • Ok, this particular rant was a bit over the top. More so than usual i mean...

  • Heartily agreed!

  • Rabbi Fluffer!

  • The idea of credits is a bizarre thing to begin with. Outside of film and television, when are you given a list of all the people involved with making the product you've just enjoyed?

    "The sandwich you've just eaten was assembled by Javier. The bacon was fried by Marcus, the lettuce was leafed by Emma, and the tomato was sliced by Steven. The bread was produced by Mom's Fresh Bakery."

  • @134235634634636452 I disagree. Painters sign their paintings. Authors put their name under the title. Photographers make sure you know they took their picture and those who created films/tv shows are right to let us know they did it. The difference between a sandwhich and a show/film is that the latter is considered to be a unique creation and a piece of culture.

  • @TheVampireCabbit It's not just the painter/author, it's anyone tangentially involved with the film, from corporate accountants to electricians. If you ever pay attention to who is actually in the credits, the list is quite long and absurdly detailed.

    Besides, an individual sandwich may not be a unique creation, but neither is an individual showing of a film. If you look at a restaurant chain rolling out a new sandwich and a movie studio rolling out a new film, the similarities are striking.

  • @TheVampireCabbit Painters and authors are not legally obliged to put their names to their works. Film credits are a legal requirement. I suspect that the habit of making credits unreadable may already have led to litigation (obviously not successful).

  • we don't even get to see the credits in holland, they just drop the commercials or the next show in there.

  • you've got really tight pants in this ep david

  • I really hate the credits being ruined on E4 and BBC. Really fucking hate those bastards. Grrrr fuck off you bastards!

  • I watched an episode of Not Going Out on Dave last night and bizarrely, they left the credits alone but dubbed their fucking continiuity announcements over one of those transitional shots of the London skyline just before the final scene. Fuckwits.

  • I loled @

    Masters of The Universe

    He-Man

  • If you want to know more about the issues discussed in this rant, press the red button now.

  • Good rant, totally agree!

  • utterly hilarious.

  • 'dinosaur scrubber'- genius.

  • Great rant, as usual. On an unrelated note, being an American, I'd never heard of "Inspector Morse." I just rented the first episode and it was absolutely wonderful. Thanks David Mitchell!

  • "Peas keeper!"" Sense maker!" See how much information titles have!!! XD

  • I just want to hear David say 'Grrr' more often...

  • They even do it on kids shows, where I quite enjoy the cheesy ending themes. (Because that's the kind of life I lead...) I hate it so much!

    "Oh, the dub actully bothered to make an English version of this song! And.... *commentator announces next shows* ...Argh."

  • Just had a prime example of this. Whilst lost for something to watch, i decided to surf the retro gameshow channels on sky and came across Catchphrase. A lovely bit of mindless jollity. As always, Roy Walker always ends on a moderately amusing joke. Just as he was about to say the punchline, the screen shrunk and the commentator blurted out that there would be more Catchphrase next. Totally masking over the punchline.

  • Sort of like how we all accept that the annotations on the youtube videos we watch will tell us to "Subscribe to davidmitchellsoapbox channel" over top of the video that we are trying to watch on the channel we're already subscribed to. Even though it makes everyone mad and is a disincentive to subscribe, someone thinks it's a brilliant idea.

  • @frumpyframpton Yep that was the joke

  • Assistant frog doctor is in the sub-titels.

    

  • I'm completely sick of the channel adverts that pop up and dance around the screen when you are watching a show. A show that has content on the lower portion of the screen that is quite important to the plot. NO! You have to see squiggly, colorful, people popping graphics advertising the very channel you ARE watching or a terrible show that will air on the same channel. FFS!

  • who gives a FUCK about credits, sorry david but your wrong about this one

  • @TheRockybalburke I do, hes right, i want to read them and i cant when its all tiny, also sometimes the show continues into the credits and they talk over it.

  • @arr5612 sad sad sad basterd

  • @TheRockybalburke I personally think prank calls are for sad bastards, but you don't see me going out of my way to tell that to someone enjoying a prank call. Dick.

  • When my father was a kid, the only accessible television was at the local prison where the security guards had a choice of 3 channels that operated until dinner and were owned by the government. Oh how things have changed.

  • facebook monkey and chav riot.... LMAO.

  • I completely agree.

  • Action Essentials Pack 2 FTW!

  • *gunfire*

    It's "Who killed whom".

  • Motion Sausage Control Technician. Lawl.

    I seriously hate this trend... Nothing ruins a good movie like hearing some obnoxious announcer bellow out at you the instant the screen fades to black. What If I wanted to find out who played who? What if I wanted to re-listen to part of an excellent score without the noise of the movie? Or simply reflect on what I've just watched.

  • This reminds me of the episode of the Simpsons where Bart is featured on a show and right when his name comes up on the credits, it gets squished.

    I suppose I'm saying... Simpsons did it.

  • Sandwich makers are quite important!!

  • Quality

  • Yeah, I only caught about three words of that, David. I was too interested in who your Peas Keeper and Best Whip were.

  • 19 people didn't get a credit as 'trolling youtubers'

  • Is it bad that I feel this is a charlie brooker rip off :(

  • Pain supplier? lol

  • Is it me, or has he steadily got more and more aggressive/more inclined to shouting as the series progressed?

  • @MrJaskell thats what happens as you age, believe you me!

  • Live slow, die eventually, leave an indifferently attractive corpse.

    I found a new motto.

  • i loved seeing grr in the subtitles

  • Live slow, die eventually, leave an indifferently attractive corpse

  • Muted for the second run so I can read the words properly...

  • How much money, David?

  • Motion sausage control technician :L Adam Chappell, you have the best job in the world :D

  • DMTV; Coming Up Next - More Ranting. I hope that's a promise little technicolour pop-up graphic do-dacky else I will be most disatisfied.

  • davidmictellsoapbox on the bottom

  • LMFAO Rabbi Fluffer! that's funny :)

  • What... what?!

  • "Chicken Sexer"

  • Actors ARE clever! *nods*

  • Noby save those who pay the announcer..

    and the announcer.

  • his hand...teleports at 2:09

  • his hand...teleports at 2:10

  • It is now my aim in life to be credited as 'General Sexer' in a motion picture.

  • If we dont listen to the credits, we wont be able to catch the musical themes that occured earlier.

    Further more I for one like to know whether or not animals were harmed during the production of a film.

  • I think the problem is, that if you want to find out everything about a show, including everyone involved, it's available online. You don't need to watch the credit.

  • @viperswhip

    more like the solution

  • Sorry, but credits are completely awful and I'd love to be rid of them completely... I think you're fond of them simply because you ARE an actor and want people to see your name and not get distracted by an announcer. If I needed to find out if that's "the same guy that was in that other thing" I would do a 3 second google search before the show even ended. Also, you're completely wrong about the advertising of the box set.

  • @sunflowergirl611 That scared the shit out of me. I was just starting to drift, then "BLAM".

  • i completly agree, hate anouncers i can just push a button to know what's on next it's called select, and make up my own mind without anyones force, but get this, once i was finishing the ed edd and eddy movie, at the end is the end to a little side story which is shown not with the credits, it's still part of the story, i mean it's mainly for comedy but that's the movie, the movie is not over but while i'm watching the last bit the anouncer comes on and starts blabbing i can't hear the end! gah

  • "Stalin's Wackiest Purges" ... Brilliant!

  • Charlie Brooker also had a great rant about the credit squeeze.

  • Pain supplier.

  • I don't mind it as such, but it's annoying when I want to find out the name of an actor and I don't have a 34inch screen to view it on. Or if it's an older show where something happens during the credits. Shows today know better than to have bonus credits scenes.

  • as long as i can read the credits i don't mind when somone announces the next show, what annoys me is when there's a video clip playing alongside the credits that i want to watch is muted and yelled over -.-

  • Master of the universe - He-Man

  • The worst is late a night on something like Discovery, where they show an advert break even though no-one's paid for an advert to be shown - so bloody Discovery Channel advertises itself for 30 seconds before allowing me to watch the rest of Mythbusters...

  • @butterjohn

    No. No it is not.

  • I want to be a dinosaur scrubber. Failing that, I'll become a theriogenologist.

  • Stalin's Wackiest Purges sounds like I show I'd enjoy.

  • Sock Puller lol

  • He complains about people talking over credits when he is doing it over his own. Oh, the irony.

  • Pain Supplier?, Confidence builder, finger puller, sock puller, local shoplifter, ......... :-D

  • He he he he!!, excellent!, excellent!, excellent!.

  • easily the most passionate yet

  • I just get frustrated when the channel can't be bothered to check if something actually happens during the credits, and those shove it aside and do their ads anyway. THE MOVIE IS STILL HAPPENING! I'M MISSING STUFF!

  • I just hooked onto my neighbours router and can change her password to "neighbours porn". Ethically correct?

  • Morse finished?? No one tells me anything anymore. Loving the establishment media coverage of riots. Never kick an Ozzie when he's so humbled!

  • It also defeats the point of nice theme tunes.