Chuck Norris, Texas Longhorn

[desmisser1]

hell yeah suck on that Aggies and Sooners!!!

[Octopus941]

Chuck Norris only likes the Longhorns cuz they suck and he feels sorry for them.

[madhazzer]

@Octopus941

this was 5 years ago, coming off their national championship. you mad bro?

[Octopus941]

@madhazzer Haha no im not mad bro

[viperdawg41192]

Oklahoma - Chuck Norris does not approve

[texaspacific20]

I wish Chuck could be our fucking quarterback!!

[bull1309]

Chuck Norris how could you?

[CHSknox22]

i cant even imagine how amazingly beast chuck norris would be if he played football.

[puzzleboy2]

Chuck Norris is a Longhorns fan. OU, A&M, and basically the rest of college football and all NCAA athletics outside of UT-Austin might as well disband. LMAO

[MrLonghorns1993]

FSNSOUTHWEST!!!!

[twlkr91]

Chuck Norris doesn't put longhorns on his ranch, He puts ranch on his longhorn.

[davemiester]

no wonder texas won...

[austintexas300]

Chuck Norris IS a Texan. He has his Lone Wolf Ranch in Texas. We let people become card carrying members of our state if they move here and respect the state. I think he has done more for the children of Texas wiith his Kick Drugs Out of America that he is more of a Texan than most.

[oklahomazown]

Chuck u suck,u just lost me!!!

[Texascries58]

@oklahomazown Better hope he doesn't find out. He might Roundhouse kick you so hard you'll be seeing burnt orange

[oklahomazown]

@Texascries58 Ha ha ha ha,I think I can take em at his current age.Afterwards im'a stick an ou sticker on his 4head!!!

[Texascries58]

@oklahomazown You might, but I wouldnt chance it lmao

[MrJRTEX]

Just goes to show you,,,,EVEYONE wants be be from Texas,,,,Oklahoma? Not so much....

JRGTEX

[stealthboy25]

haha do you think he has longhorns on his ranch?! lol chuck norris is a beast!!!

[AlboBmw]

Chuck norris sucks. his movies suck.

[kidzbopsux]

what ever chuck norris sais, goes

chuck norris likes UT

done, suck it OU

[zw0ecool]

chuck should play for the longhorns,the other teams wouldn't stand a chance haha

[THEKIDWHOWILLKICKURA]

hell yeah we even have chuck norris on our side hell to the yeah baby

[TEXASA8M12thMAN]

Though Chuck lives in Aggieland...

[DivineAnger]

Funny how Chuck Norris was born in Oklahoma.

[Randress13]

That's my favorite part :D. Chuck Norris is smart, he knows who the better team is.

[potbellypublix]

Norris in the Big 12 eat that SEC .. buncha Nobodies

[DramaticaStudios]

Texas dosent exist so technicly hes a sooner

[GameCritic101]

i live in texas you retard its real

[TexasNightmare512]

Yeah you would wish that huh?

[Matt4Winc]

Texas has Chuck norris- hahahah Fuck that USC

[32693hof]

well of course usc has more celebrities they're basically in LA dumbass

[dsh915]

The Only Thing Chuck Norris Cant Kill Is The Texas Longhorns.

[schnoogens05]

chuck is a traitor!!! he's from oklahoma!!

[sessamoid]

Just like DKR. The only things great about Oklahoma leave and come to Texas, never to return to the land of cheaters.

[finalmethod]

@sessamoid That's fine, We'll take 2 out the 3 top football recruits out of Texas every year in exchange. ;D

[kingpincmk123]

@schnoogens05 same can be said for every football player t OU they are all from Texas

[david78957]

@schnoogens05 yall take plenty guys from texas, let us have chuck.!

[UTpride7]

i guess this just proves that texas is the best team

[videogamefanatic]

I don't care if he's a Texas fan, Chuck Norris rules....

Anyone know how the giraffe was made? CHUCK NORRIS UPPERCUT A HORSE!

[kevinsongsong]

haha yea go chuck

[L0nGhOrN512]

Chuck norris's Shadow has a restraining order on Chuck Norris

[L0nGhOrN512]

Oklahoma sucks... thats why Texas wont float off into the ocean... Thanks Oklahoma for sucking... your awesome

[Gamer23Freak]

fuck you you bitch you suck OU rules Texas sucks

[L0nGhOrN512]

Fuck you you pussy... Ill hit up chuck norris And we'll punch you in your vagina you sooner fag.... GO fuck your self and your sister you inbred piece of shit. STAY OFF TEXAS VIDEOS IF YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH PUSSY

[thewitness2012]

Videos dont make texas suck its just bush and the longhorns yall suck when your fag colt mccoy leaves he was probably tired of yall i would be

[L0nGhOrN512]

THEWITNESS2012 HAS A PENIS FETISH

[DeadBabyJesus]

So eloquently said witness2012, hey when you grow up and become a sooner get back to me and we can have an adult conversation. Colt McCoy is the shit by the way, Bradford probably wishes he had that kind of talent. Hook'em bitch!

[soonerstd]

@DeadBabyJesus hahaahhahaha 80TH PICK IN THE DRAFT!! LMFAO!!!! COMPARED TO BRADFORDS 1ST PICK IN THE DRAFT!! HAHAHHAHAHHHAHAAH COLT MCCOY IS A PIECE OF SHIT COMPARED TO SAM

[DeadBabyJesus]

@soonerstd You obviously have some sort of interest in the Longhorns, I see you all over the place. I know you modeled your name after Cowboytd, as in Sooners TD, however everyone reads it as Sooner STD, like a venereal disease. Bradford is talented, but he wouldn't have been much without his supporting cast. Colt is all around more talented than Sam, and I'm sorry you cant see this. If Sam were in Colt's shoes, he would not have done the things that were accomplished by him...

[DeadBabyJesus]

@soonerstd He's not as mobile, he's not as accurate, and he's not as smart.

[soonerstd]

@DeadBabyJesus It's funny that it's only texas fans that THINK that LOL

[finalmethod]

@DeadBabyJesus Hmm. One of them won the Heisman and the other didnt. I'll give you a few minutes to figure out which is which.

[DeadBabyJesus]

good one gamer23, real brilliance oozing out

[thewitness2012]

aMEN

[Rserlo]

Everything that is good in Texas came to Oklahoma. Roy Williams, Adrian Peterson, Quintin Griffin. And everything that sucks, we regurgitate to Texas, like Chuck Norris. You guys can keep Chuck. Poor guy is out of buisiness anyway.

[DeadBabyJesus]

dont forget the good roy williams went to texas and you can keep toby keith and garth brooks

[Rserlo]

Actually, Texas can have Toby Keith and Garth Brooks too, we really could care less if they lived in OKlahoma

[thewitness2012]

who gives a fuck about roy williams go suck his dick

[eruptingshadow]

your an idiot, plain and simple. grow up kid

[bodomboy666]

Roy Williams? All he can do is hit and break his damn arm.

[gangstawhiteboi27]

chuck norris has reasons to believe that mary, was in fact, not a virgin

[Rserlo]

It's true, Chuck Norris was born in Oklahoma. Why would that make you Texas fans so mad? Everything good in your state came from Oklahoma.

[sessamoid]

Everything good in Oklahoma comes to Texas. Everything that sucks stays in Oklahoma.

[gangstawhiteboi27]

amen

oklahoma sucks

[soonerstd]

@sessamoid oooo but we still have more NATIONAL TITLES... yeah sooo...?

[RollwiththeBull]

@Rserlo more than half of your roster is from texas dumbass

[house972]

Chuck Norris is right handed. And left handed

[tepelenacom]

Chuck Norris was born in OKlahoma.

[eruptingshadow]

but hes a longhorn because OU sucks

[amouralizee]

soon after this video the longhorns renamed their team Texas Chuck Norris's

[activecamoelite]

chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

chuck norris can slam a revolving door.

[eruptingshadow]

word

[bigtexican08]

lol these are some funny ass fukin coments

[agabe2310]

Chuck Norris doesnt tea bag women he potato sacks them!

[dmoehn]

chuck norris went on vacation to the virgin islands... now they're just called "the islands"

[aggiefitz]

Superman wears check norris pajamas

The boogieman checks his closet for check norris

chuck norris sleeps with a nightlight because the dark is afraid of chuck norris

[downtomylast11]

ah, but chuck norris doesn't sleep, he waits...

[aggiefitz]

damn how could i forget? chuck might now smite me

[eruptingshadow]

word

[guitgod1]

Walker: Texas Longhorn...hahah, this is great

[seanoday2]

Chuck Norris uses a live rattle snake for a condom.

[GGGRRR]

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried

[namdizzle07]

When Chuck Norris had a wet dream, he nearly drowned himself.

[LincolnS]

Chuck Norris doesn't dodge bullets, bullets dodge Chuck Norris.

[LonghornSP]

Im surprised Chuck Norris didn't snap that guy's arm when he put his hand on his shoulder.

[ghal416]

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits. LOL

[redmustang03]

Guns don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people.