Awareness

[unlearny]

It sounds like a Loch Ness Monster that turns into a wolf when there's a full moon. Maybe that's why they can't find it, it's roaming the hills and howling and hanging out with two other warenesses, looking all t-shirt authentic wolfen. Stop using garageband loop music... it sucks.

[ironcityblue]

please take the cinnamon challenge, thank you.

[mountaindrewbc]

B(. Y .)BS! ^^

[archie977]

i think you done more to improve the world just by being yourself the world is a more beautifull place

[Guerxi099]

God there's just too much awareness 😥 jk 😃

[magi48sm]

I am aware that you are aware.

[TealAlloy]

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Yes, I'm talking to you, Tucson School Board.

[dreamedofparadise17]

WHAT IS IT WITH EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT HER BOOBS? The people are youtube all act like middle school boys...

[daizengar360]

@dreamedofparadise17 They are middle school boys lol and virgins too xD

[dreamedofparadise17]

@daizengar360 Hardly, if they were middle school boys they would spend more time looking and less time commenting. But I do agree on the comment about being virgins. Good one. :P

[Lightside10]

hehe lady boner

[RobbyKreiger]

That is the cleanest kitchen I have ever seen. It's like a lab. Or a fake kitchen. It's fake isn't it? Just a set for this video. Spricket24 is FAKE. Just like that LonelyGrl15 was fake. You are busted!

[Kinvr1993]

Чё эта дура базарит?

[edgar0]

I love your hair! If it's real,

[redskinwreckin]

how come this feels like a submission tape???

[kirimikium]

Whoa, you got ugly and fat. Proof that reproduction WRECKS women's bodies and makes them undesirable and useless. Get off the internet, and take care of your parasite kid, attention whore. You're pitiful. Give it up, raise your own awareness and stuff.

[missmaximaaltje]

@kirimikium women are never useless, and who are you to judge someone that actually got the balls to put herself out there on youtube. you don't even have any video's, so we could think that you are uglier and fatter. btw, she isn't even fat and/or ugly, grow up -___-

[kirimikium]

@missmaximaaltje stop stalking me and following me around youtube, ya freak. She is fat, and my lack of videos isn't littering the internet with TRASH, like this fat cow. Go fuck yourself. 

[missmaximaaltje]

@kirimikium -________-'

[kirimikium]

@missmaximaaltje :)

[hogheadv2]

Some people haven't got past 6th grade to get you refferences ans humor.

Boobs, we all have them.... mine are just hairy flat.....

[bugabugaboo0009]

@SilviaOnTube Amen!(: haha

[SilvaOnTube]

you're funny, imaginative, bright, and fun to watch

[simplyred28]

Awareness is something that people are gaining little by little. I am aware that Karen is a comedian. I am aware that this was a joke. I am aware that she possesses certain assets. I am aware that she is a human being who is aware that there are other human beings out there.

[zekepig]

nice boobs, especially when they're in black-and-white

[KeskinTRS]

Men can never be aware enough of boobs. The moment we stop, sex will stop and humanity will become extinct.

So for the sake of our future, show some clevage.

[P47RICK]

you need to shut the fuck up.

[JacobCS2]

Your cutee ;)

[cutepurplething]

Norm1955 she said it was just a joke and we dint have ENOUGH awarnese and like srsly dude stop being all up tight and like normal and boring it was a joke laugh show ur friends be happy no really i not trying to be a bitch but u roxie upright u go all around the world thinking that everything is so sirous so stop ok

[norm1955]

Why do people call breasts racks? Bosoms are not shelving units.

[norm1955]

I'm guessing you're not the type of person who watches 2hours of tv newscasts each night, in order to see all the tearjerker sad human interest stories from around the world,and etc.But yeah,ya get to a point where, ya don't give a crap about other folks' troubles,awareness be damned.

[watashiwasakuradesu]

why is there absolutely nothing in this kitchen?

[moviematcanada]

@watashiwasakuradesu

3 words "Take out Food"

[therichshady]

nice rack now make a vid where u r showing it

[AGbaby235]

I watch Karen cuz her videos are jus weird and random but funny and also everytime I watch one of her videos I can't stop staring at her face cuz she's jus too beautiful dammit....she fuckin' drives me crazy

[job1181]

Well damn I was with you up until 1:35, thought this was going to be a jennamarbles-esq rant about everyone shuving their own cause down our throats. Hell I can't even buy groceries anymore without the cashier asking me if I'd liked to donate a dollar to 50 some odd charities. Then I get the "you fucking asshole" look when I politely decline. Fuck awareness, if you want to donate to something great, but don't be an attention whore about it. obama needs a press corp to function, we don't.

[sarahgomez1234]

Karen, grow ur bangs out.

[astroidmist]

karent spricketmuffin, more videos with costumes and characters and less monologues. you are really talented as an actor and i miss those types of videos that made you popular to begin with

[tratorta]

I was aware she's in the place where she belongs...the kitchen.

[spwolftech]

great vid!! also that gray is a good color on you.

[TJHSchroeder]

Loved it, even better than your older rants like get fatter America

[sneezepal]

This is the best one you've done in a while, Karen. You haven't lost your edge.

[gregaperkin]

you're getting hotter karen

[phlllbthh]

Your kitchen is far too clean.

[BobiFromTheHoodJeLud]

I like cream porn also....or is it corn? :P

[srikanthhbk]

Say Cream corn Again...

[Xiox321]

The whole time I was like, "she's joking right? O.o" and thank goodness she was.

[clarissa143lovers]

I think she should dye her hair really red like Park bom or blonde maybe

[tuberpie68]

@clarissa143lovers Bite your fingers!!! It's perfect, the way it is! Few women, even few red heads, have hire as gorgeous as Karen's!

[kitkat61093]

you look like a cullen....

[MikaylaaMadisonn]

It's really sad that it was probably necessary for you to explain that this was a joke. -_-

Also, WOULD YOU PEOPLE SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT HER BOOBS.

She has been making videos for years, pretty sure we are all aware that she has boobs by now.

[tratorta]

@MikaylaaMadisonn stop whining and go back to the kitchen.

[KizuRai]

@MikaylaaMadisonn I +1'ed you but the boob comments won't stop =(

[avatharb]

@MikaylaaMadisonn

yes she has great big penduleous boobies. boobage. I wanna motorboat, you cant say too much about what you can do with boobies :D

[Juggernautdeath2]

@MikaylaaMadisonn awareness is key...



[twitch311]

@MikaylaaMadisonn very lovely ones at that! XD

[1001virus1001]

@MikaylaaMadisonn .. boobs.. :D

[TheMya47]

@MikaylaaMadisonn I KNOW RIGHT!!?? im getting way too sick about it =.= every single top comment is about her boobs

[allrequiredfields]

@MikaylaaMadisonn That's hilarious! This is youtube; it's ruled by cats and talking boobs! The sense of humor and pleasant demeanor is just a bonus.

[maverickwolfe]

your anti-awareness was entirely too loud!

[guylo88]

funny, i agree with the mind your own business line though.

[amfanman]

Don't wanna hear about it.

Every single one's got a story to tell.

Everyone knows about it--

From the Queen of England to the Hounds of Hell.

-White Stripes

I'm just kidding. I'm a cancer survivor. Cancer sucks. Fuck cancer. And fuck all the dogs that get osteosarcoma, because that's what I had & I'm a Human Being.

What's that Lil Wayne? You are not a Human Being?

Good luck with that...

[tyro244]

I want to be - Awareless - too. Maybe I should Trademark that world.

[poeperdhe]

Tumbs up for the nude link of her boobs.

traebornefiles.blogspot.com/20­11/01/spricket-karen-alloy-nud­e-photoshoot.html

[bseger85]

@kharris..i like puffy ones too lol, i agree, very nice and not a bit tasteful. just how i like em

[pirateknight2000]

god i love it when you say things like Lady Boner

[kharris1992]

you can find her nudes on the internet. trust me they are amazing

[Laziestcrow]

I think a vastly more important social issue then "to much awareness" would be the implications of the "lady boner killer..."

[MrThugsterOG]

Thumbs down because there was no cleavage

[rakanzrib]

You make education so sexy Karen (*¬*)

[Javoang91]

you should be aware of your blinking microwave!

[CounsilHan]

Most guys watch you because of your looks. Although I think you are pretty as well I think you are hilarious! That's why I watch your videos.

[SamusDrake]

I watch Karen because she is hilarious and random. Being pretty is the icing on the cake.

[Yoshiisland12345]

FYI half the people commenting on this video are fucking stupid.

You complain about the lack of cleavage and then when she talks about her boobs you act like she's lost her true quality "because it's all she talks about anymore."

Pick one, assholes.

[GLCorps2]

No cleavage, no care.

[cortes1988]

Lady boner hahaha! 

[pb25812462]

I like greenscreens.

[leokill27]

Im gonna watch the crazy for sex one again, tits are what I watch this shit for....

[GLCorps2]

@leokill27 it's what we all watch it for.

[manidig]

What's wrong with your microwave?

[kinkycommie]

i was aware of the lack of cleavage in this video...

[xkidd092]

@kinkycommie Shes a woman, stop objectifying her..........OHWAIT BOOBIESSSS DURRRR IM A TEENAGE BOIIIIII SEXY-TIME.

Love ya spricket

[kinkycommie]

@xkidd092 Get a sense of humor.



[xkidd092]

@kinkycommie Lol i have one, that was sarcasm bitch

[Olao999]

@kinkycommie LOL

[stonesour444]

she seems to act like a self proclaimed bimbo, but i can see intelligence.

im so conflicted.

[LegionZeroFranz]

I will stop being aware the day you stop being so damned sexy and funny

[richardpatrick32123]

lol. That was good.

[romeyromel]

lady boner lmao you're funny dude

[edthewicked]

I just wanna live in ignorant bliss for the rest of my days --- la-di-la...LOL! Good one, Karen, you still got it!

[ciscokidseven]

karen you are so sexy and funny and im totally fuckin drunk

[david254259]

I want to be the size of a mouse and live between your sweet silky boobies and play in your hair for funzies!

[david254259]

mmmmmmmmm cream corn gives me a boner!

[thwipp]

fuck awareness!

[ClericZA]

...and stuff

[mforte66]

"Its like were living in the dark ages or something....... and stuff"..... what are you 5 years old.. I've heard better english from a kindergartener! Jk.. great video.. Karen.. and I love your hair.. Sooooo sexy!!!

[spenspuma]

Id scuttle it

[YasaiyaEdo]

OMG U U U U U U JOKED !!!!

Im trolleddddddddddd >.>

[NineD7Music]

I was aware that the microwave needs some TLC, haha, funny video though.

[MongoIndyleo]

i know it was was a joke but i didnt like this vid at all...sorry

[kittininabox]

did anyone else get distracted by the microwave clock freaking out?

[gtabro1337]

@kittininabox ty for pointing that out didnt notice it :D

[Papageihund]

@kittininabox hahahaaha i would never ever have seen that if you had not said. seems like the clock tries to steal her the show :D

[JollyMe08]

You shouldn't donate to Salvation Army, they are all anti-gay and stuff.

[Excessivecontrast]

Awesome parody of public awareness rhetoric. This is comedy gold, for real.

[doufree]

I was not aware.

[recreateification]

i really thought this vid was good but the ending was a bit weak

[pwd3679]

C==3

[OUsss13]

take the sound track volume down a bit !!!

[NOMnomnomYoshi]

Lady boner. ROFL

[jnmklo9]

Oh Karen Karen Karen it's all gone wrong for the old media - the tv is full all crap, the radio shows care more about the presenters than music and the papers are pushing politics with one hand tied.

YouTube is the arbiter of free speech

[Suedenimdeploom]

what's this background music called?

[coolstream1]

I'm going to make a food bank that charges interest...

[ImClutchK]

you might wanna get your microwave checked out haha

[LordBarros]

Press 3 repeatedly to hear her say "porn" :P

[whyme1973]

I've been not giving a shit for 38 years now...I guess I'm a trend setter.

[MBCplayerzoob]

don't drink your own breastmilk

[alloutofdonuts]

I have 2 questions for you: 1.)I like your hair, it's nice and pretty and long, and smells nice and stuff. Cut it off and mail it to me, k thx beye. 2.) Did you do this video in an empty house? It's too clean and doesn't look lived in. It makes me feel uncomfortable. 3.) Would you like a cookie?

[BigYellowFishGuy]

I'm aware of Karen Alloy!

[chabab]

soooo where are the boobs?

[Larodable]

nice camera work and music. I feel aware of beeing more aware.

[trojan73bcn]

I like your kitchen

[Yopigirlblain13]

its like we're living in the dark ages, or something, and stuff

[Howliee]

I love this! I remember when you often did videos that were simple sketches with your home as a back drop. Like your bill collector vid or the therapist who is eating ketchup with devil horns on. I really miss those!

[31860513]

the moicrowave is tripping due to camcorder setup. it catches its refresh rate....

[31860513]

i just want to see her awarness... i mean undress...

[MacGyverinSpace]

THE OSTRICH METHOD!

[foetwinny]

Your kitchen is like.. empty. Cep't a trippy microwave, and 2 boobies.

[UnbeltedSundew]

Nice hair. Terrible music, it's the same stuff that a guy called how to architect used on all his vids. Kind of ruins everything it touches now.

[Sexandcats]

tits mcgee

[MegaCowmilker]

id like to hang out the back of you

[TaigaSibirskaya]

OMG a vlog without any use of the word sex or any connotation towards sexiness, sexuality. As I said, are you getting enough sex. That kitchen table behind you gives me a great idea. nice place to make love. yum yum yum :p

[DeJuanDon]

I remember getting the s**t knocked out of me by my Dad because I tripped over something, and spilled some cream corn. Never really could bring myself to eat the stuff.

[HowardDeWitt]

It is awareness awareness month by the way so..........

[fvalen001]

Lady Fingers lead to Lady Boners. You're welcome. (ps: Awesome European style cabinets).

[CplButters]

You have my cupboards...

[eor42]

such a waste of time..................

[tk200895]

she is getting old and uglier

[ricochetVendetta]

@tk200895 Thats pretty funny because if you actually looked at her oldest vids most people even would say the oppisite is true

[WhAtIFaIlEd]

Lady Boner!!!!!xD

[991zacky]

just love your face and..BOOBS!

[Ed1H3r0]

watch?v=kRdlbs--RhA

[scottm43211]

Yeah, thank's Karen, but I already knew all that.

[Tresha20]

my awareness: flickering magnetron clock numbers!

[StarrySkies322]

@Lia3220

[CandyYum96]

oh god please dont ever use that garageband music again!! i didn't even watch the video because of it.

[Monickenish]

karen alloy reminds me of my mother but i still wanna fuck her. is that so wrong?

[pigtailsophie]

I think your really funny but I was a little bit offended by this

[Enfermero211]

HAHAHALOLLOLLOL!!! Karen even your writing of laughter is funny!!! Love the videos!!! You have a great laugh, just love it!!! You know what I mean with my question. Have always been curious about redheads. Just sayin

[VxReaperVx]

did not hear a word...

[leewaun]

I am just not aware of anything to figure out wether this is an issue I should care about.

[MrGaryBernius]

I was with ya... till ya said it was a joke... Silly... I think you were right.

[larzonya]

Just after I was able to stop thinking about your lady boner, you go and make me aware of it again!

[SilverStar40]

Ladyboner haha.

[SamuelitoNunez]

lady boner?... I don't get it is that like a magic trick

[maluminse1]

Take chances. Dont say its a joke. Awesome stuff.

[bakedpajamas]

I am aware of your beeswax AND your lady boner...and yes, I do know what you mean.

[MyLifeAsLouis]

I wasn't even aware of what she was talking..

[sfHypernet]

I thought this was going to be a sensible, though-provoking video for once.

Nope.

Fortunately.

[thegreathead]

just when you had me liking you again, you made me 'aware' of your 'lady boner'.

[secretsareboring]

awareness is over rated

[mnterry1]

I wasn't aware . But now i am , sorry i'll stop now.

[snakeeyesv1]

great video karen :-)

[slaQ83]

Woah! The microwave is tripping balls!

[JosephCheetah]

Never wear that dress again, it looks horrible on you. <3

[Killmatic5000]

I like your kitchen

[coregoon]

I, uh... I'm now thoroughly confused.

[toverkleet]

Well in an a way there is sometimes to much awareness. Hear me out. Some news stories have been so overly bombarded with attention, that you get saturated and want to say, okay just stop, I get the picture. I am not saying that it should not be told, but not so heavily that it becomes just not important anymore, like a counter effect or something.

[thewildone]

Only Karen is bold enough to be the uncaring, ignorant indifference our world needs! <3