Portal 2 - GLaDOS "I'm a potato" [Spoiler]

[PenguinoXD]

@thefunksoulyoda GLaDOS: Not today

[Dior0987]

XD potato

[Dior0987]

Lol...how are you holding up. Because I'm a po-TATO... XD

[funkotrongirl]

So epic xD

[oN1GHTMAREo]

@Youtube Why?

[JuniorBoysOfficial]

Roses are red

violets are blue

imma potato

AND SO R U!!!!!!!!!!

[duckwithnukes]

Roses are red,

violets are blue,

I'm a potato

and I hate poetry.

[thefunksoulyoda]

@GLaDoS: Die Potato!

[stolen0102]

because im a po-TATO! xd

[TheLonelyGrovyle]

You can't spell Portal 2 without Potato "POrTAl TwO"

[AydenMize]

(PO)R(TA)L (T)W(O)

[Cynderrox2000]

oh god. it would be awful to be able to say that you're a potato and actually mean it....

[Mematman15]

POTaTO

[toreerulz]

@northernont3 wrong game. You're thinking of skyrim that has the arrow to the knee jokes.

[amamartin999]

TIME FOR FRENCH FRIES!

[mikeandersonwa]

oh good, my slow clap processor made it into this thing, so we have that...

[TheVoracity]

For those curious as to how far down they are, at 1:04 it says 4250m (Meters)

[littlemacaddict]

*clap clap clap* Oh good. My slow-clap processor made it into this thing. Wait, you can MAKE one of those?!...

[Donavon55]

*clap clap clap*

[SuperLogin34]

PORTAL TWO

POrTAl TwO

POTATO

spoiler.

[jakedasnake9797]

aaaaand.... favourited :)

[Vadkoubivadko]

And thats where all "Filmed with potato" jokes came from.

Congratulations, Valve!

*3 slow claps*

[nintendork2001]

I want some long-fall boots. Do you know how awesome that would be? Put on some VERY cushioned gloves, then bet $1000 dollars I could jump off that building and survive.

[blackerthanebony100]

(me talking to cleverbot)

Me: How are you holding up? Because I'm a potato.

Cleverbot: I am in love with a refrigerator.

Me: How's your sex life?

Cleverbot: Terrible.

Me: Does it stink.

Cleverbot: Yes. Want some?

Me: O_o

[Usulcardo]

BECAUSE I'M A POTATO!

[thekjkjkjkjkjkj]

hate that bitch

[lieutenantnerf]

Die, potato!

[Unit076]

@lieutenantnerf Not. Today.

*sprays neurotoxin*

[Zathurastra]

Just remember to land on one foot...

[northernont3]

I used to be a POTATO, then I took an arrow in the knee

[DJJanovic]

@northernont3 I used to be straight. but then I took an arrow to the asshole.

[TRAUMAeagle]

@northernont3 I don't get it.

[nintendork2001]

@TRAUMAeagle I used to tell people like you that it was a Skyrim joke and to look it up... Then I took an arrow to the knee.

[wackytubeman23]

@northernont3 Potatoes don't have knees...

[anonymous133711]

@northernont3 u mean

i used to be a robot, then i took a potato to the knee

[parsaa10]

@northernont3 potatoes dont have legs

[Samonjee]

@northernont3 Im not sure potatos have knees. Potatos are food, they prob cant walk. Otherwise they would go away before we can mash them up.

[Vladek569]

MASHED POTATOES!!!

[Demon32835]

My computer says this when the battery is low. Confuses the hell out of my parents every time they use it.

[Neonsword45]

IM A POTATO (CLAP CLAP CLAP)

[tf2sstupidheavy]

chell is sure Hungry Since portal 1 NOW HER CAN REVENGE ON GLADOS AND HAVE FOOD! >:D

[dalandtrobforeever]

Haha best part of Portal 2.

[dandy269]

Snake Eater!

[ravedy]

meanwhile in black mesa......

[bookaddict209]

i was laughing at what glados was saying

and when the boards came up i was like

'ok, she'll just land on those,'

but when she just crashed through them, went

'OOOOOH, THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A SCRATCH'

[Empolepingu1]

why is the potato falling faster than chell

[metrocop1000]

@Empolepingu1 Game logic. It does not comply with real life logic.

[GhibliOriginals]

@Empolepingu1 less resistance to air i guess

[bumblebee1024]

I'm a potato

[TehShinegami]

@bumblebee1024 i'll take you. and make CHIPS !

[unforgivabl30]

@TehShinegami and then ill take a potato chip... AND EEAAT IT!!!

[TehShinegami]

@unforgivabl30 then i'll solve equations with my right hand :3

[unforgivabl30]

@TehShinegami digital high five for getting reference *slap*

[Rureitandai]

Lol,GLaDOS is a genius of ripostes.

[GrisiousOrbGiratina]

@Salien1999: BECAUSE SHE'S A POTATO

[425599167]

GLaDOS: So, how are you holding up? Because I'm a potato.

Combine Advisor: Don't expect any sympathy from me.

[superskeetospro]

I never thought I'd hear those first 10 seconds.... ever. Like... ever.

[BananaKiller135]

i like the part when she said "I'm a Potato"

[Salien1999]

How did GLaDOS survive?

[kenomatthew]

GLaDOS = Generic Life-form and Disk Operating System

GLaDOS in a potato = POTaTOS

POTaTOS = POrtable Talking and Transferrable Operating System

I just invented aperture science's next big project :3

[littlemissrandomLPS]

Why is glaDOS a potatoe????

[chukymaster]

@littlemissrandomLPS play Portal2...meh, its because the moron , intelligence dampener Weathley gonne mad and stripe glados core from the mainframe an put on a potato battery. and then throw she along chell into the deeps of the salt mine, the potato have a limited power source so glados is happy that her slow clap processor still works atfer that.

[Twitchthaclown]

I ROFL'D at I'm A POTATO!

[Angelcatz2000]

BECAUSE IM A POTATO

[Jeffmanthirteen]

I AM A POTATO, AND I FIND THIS OFFENSIVE.

[Lancepoppe]

......regular

[Lancepoppe]

So how are you holding up? Because I'm a potato... " clap clap clap" oh good my slow clap processor made it into this thing since were not going anywhere well we are going somewhere... Alarmingly fast actually but since were not busy other than that I'll tell you a few facts... He's not just a regi

[arowley97]

Sometimes I like to imagine I'm a potato 

[invaderzimfan97]

"ima potato"

awesome

[CataclismicPrimus]

Hmm.... Thats why I now talk like GLaDOS, I know those GLaDOS Idaho potatOS were fishy.....

[Yingkage]

Space

[superskullkid]

THE POTATO IS A LIE

[tharailwaydra]

im still wondering how chell managed to survive after along fall and then crashed into those boards! =o

[Howler54]

@tharailwaydra long-fall boots. they are expensive as hell

[tharailwaydra]

@Howler54 ooh.

[BananaKiller135]

@tharailwaydra she has epic sping loaded boots so she can survive extremely high falls! havent you ever looked down?

[goldenkid1000gmail]

@tharailwaydra [SPOILER] i wonder how chell survived being on space...

[tharailwaydra]

@goldenkid1000gmail its no spoiler to me, but u do have a point.

[goldenkid1000gmail]

@tharailwaydra no spoiler for you but what about the rest? n_n

[immahackinmahlazah]

DIE POTATO

[omgcandy16Kimicari0]

@immahackinmahlazah

Why would you associate Portal 2 with something as shitty as asdfmovie.

[immahackinmahlazah]

@omgcandy16Kimicari0 who let the 4 year old on youtube again -3-

[immahackinmahlazah]

@omgcandy16Kimicari0 stfu asdfmovie ia awsome

[omgcandy16Kimicari0]

@immahackinmahlazah

Thanks, your response, and information from your channel allowed me to figure out that your age is probably 12, and I can disregard that as such.

[immahackinmahlazah]

@omgcandy16Kimicari0 im not 12 im...well thats classified

[omgcandy16Kimicari0]

@immahackinmahlazah

Yep, you're twelve. You probably should pick either Portal or asdfmovie.

[immahackinmahlazah]

@omgcandy16Kimicari0 agreed hmm... LAREC KIEL I

[coveromaki]

@immahackinmahlazah  NO TODAY

[nerusuzumiya]

@immahackinmahlazah NOUUUUU D: *splat*

[JonasPwnsUs]

Hi how are you holding up. cuz imma potato

[troellie1]

Wheatly isnt a moron...

[GravoForce12958]

@troellie1 "If I'm such a moron, why can't you solve a simple test?"- Wheatley.

[troellie1]

@GravoForce12958 well ok he is but he is so epic that u almost forget he is a moron :P

[TheCasualCommenter]

i like how the title gives away the spoiler, and yet it says dont watch it its a spoiler

[MegaYoshiBros]

Portal GLaDOS

Portal 2 Wheatly (W/ Potato glados)

Portal 3 King Turret (W/ Potato turrets)

[MYSTICtheCLAN]

"I'm potato."

[GamerXZ95]

PO(R)TA(L)T(W)O

[PashedMotatoes]

@GamerXZ95 omg, I just got mindfucked!

[Vincentxr6]

@GamerXZ95 You just blew my fucking mind away.

[Smblume]

@GamerXZ95 mother of god

[Cheeseman2271]

5 people didnt get to talk to a potato

[Supervergil1]

so we CAN record with a potato.

[DuduTheFlapper]

I'm sure Glados and Daria would get along well ...

[ligador23]

The falling gravity is... a bit unrealistic ain't?

[willrandship]

@ligador23 Well, the terminal velocity is just a bit lower than it should be.

[SpottingWithTom]

5 morality cores are attached to a ball of shit. I guess that's why they didn't like it.

[tophbeifong004]

clap. clap. clap.

GLaDOS sarcasm crack me up xD

[BlanFan2O]

"... the dumbest moron who ever lived." Wow.

[Cheeseman2271]

@BlanFan2O i read this right as she said that....

[TimmyisDepressing]

GLaDOS was more fun when she was a potato.....

[santiago53704]

FUCK YOU GLADOS TRANSFORM TO POTATO

[darkanimegirl221]

oh, hi. so how are you holding up because im a potato. oh look my slow clap processer made it in to this thing. so now we have that. since it doesnt look like we are going anywhere, well we are going somewhere horriling fast actually. since we are not dizzy other than that here are a couple of facts. he's not just a regular moron, he's the product of the minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. and you just put him in charge

[darkanimegirl221]

oh, hi. so how are you holding up because im a potato. oh look my slow clap processer made it in to this thing. so now we have that.

[tharailwaydra]

meanwhile during the game:

glados: *blabs on about stuff*

chell: >Q>...

glados: why are u lookin at me like that?

chell: *chomps potato in half*

glados: AAAAGGHHHHH! WHY DID U DO THAT!?

chell: BECAUSE IM HUNGRY! I HAVENT ATE ANYTHING FOR A LONG TIME!

Xp

[invaderbel1]

Can't....stop...laughing XD The clapping part made it better XD

[CFPHGamer]

so thats why its voice sounds like its using a potato

[Spriterz71]

lol, Me and my friend started playing this we needed help, so we went to a walkthrough and we clicked on something then..... loading... uhh I think this is the wrong tutorial.... then, IM A POTATO, WHA??? xD

[JoeDSileo1988]

assuming she was falling at the terminal velocity of an average human (117-125 MPH) she fell over 2 miles during the course of that video. not to mention the fact that they were already below the surface.

[ddr4taffy]

GLaDOS: I'm a potato.

Me: I AM A BANANA!!!

[LittleXmissXgrim]

My name is Chell, and DIS is my potato.

[listia1family]

"I'm a potato."

Your argument is invalid.

[Nikiudel]

Portal 2 noobs: "Why is there a potato on your portal gun?!"

[ContentEpicness]

potatOS :3

[AerosmithFan1293]

"Oh hi, how are you holding up? Because I'm a poTAYto" Lmao

[ctheodor98]

Best line ever

[walrusguyjr]

I feel bad for having GLaDOS for dinner...

[BorderlandsAddict00]

I'M A POTaTO!

[echonine12]

Should've been a lemon...

[largeperson101]

@echonine12 Mmm...lemons...

[pokinmju]

You can't talk into a slow clap!

[Molecyle]

POTaTOS

[poqlist]

I was cracking up when this happened in game lol

[gdh6200]

I think "[Spoiler]" should come before the "I'm a potato" part.

[Scythemeup]

i don't understand why this long pit won't kill you, while many smaller pits scattered in the facility will.

[tjinga2u1]

The Potato now is a holy food because of this :P

[kaitek666]

*clap* *clap*

Good, its still working xD

[marcochifung]

actually, this chapter makes me remember "Bliss" by MUSE ^^

[rinkagamine991]

YAY WE GET TO SEE HER AGAIN!!! XD

[TheMarioMations]

666 likes?

[Lumpyisdumb]

Dat Pit

[Jarock316]

GLaDOS: Just remember to land on one leg.

Chell: --* Your ass is baked the first chance I get.

[SladeForelly]

it will blend? 

[Ritsuioko23]

GLaDOS is awesome!!

[BringbackSWATcats]

I've never seen this scene before. Needless to say, I was a bit surprised to find that there was someone else slowclapping with me.

[susedon]

who the f- disliked this?? this is AWESOME!!

[joethehero2]

@susedon Wheatly maybe?

[susedon]

@joethehero2 hmmmm, that's definitely a possibility...

[92Alexander19]

@susedon there was 3 potatos. btw ich bin eine deutsche kartoffel also sollte ich es wohl auch 'dislike' .

[susedon]

@92Alexander19 nein sprakken ze Doitch. :) kind-of

[92Alexander19]

@susedon exuce me sir. im a german potato . oh bevor i forget it, 'nein' is mein favorite word in the german language :-) NEIN NEIN NEIN !! XD i love the german language its just awesome.

[susedon]

@92Alexander19 sir? umm last I checked, I was female.... 0_0

and yes, the German language is FRIGGIN AWESOME! JA JA JA!

[92Alexander19]

@susedon excuse me my Fräulein. wanna learn some german words? nein- no. ^^ how are you- wie geht es Ihnen.

oh i also speak russian too, so i acually speak 3 language :P . maybe you don' give a fuck but was think it was a funny fact ^^

[TheGamblingApocalyps]

3 potatoes didn't get strapped into a long-fall boot.

[pixelator87]

@TheGamblingApocalyps and lived to resent it

[TheLadyYuki]

I feel really uncomfortable watching this scene because I keep expecting her to hit the wall and splatter everywhere.

[7pulford]

This literally gives you the best idea of what portal is, without actually playing the games. Because I'M A POTATO.

[LaGuiadelCazador]

@Flixcredict

Clap.....clap....

[1MPALASS]

i hate it when the game ended

[ihazpokemanz]

3 people are THE dumbest morons that ever lived.

[pwnisher9001]

3 people arnt potatos

[dadadadalollipops]

Yes.. yes you are. XD

[ihalloway]

I so loled at this scene :D

[dionjameswattsevans]

my explanation valve watches too much celebrity juice

[AltimaMantoid]

"I'm a potato!"

[shabamdead]

"...working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. And you just put him in charge of the entire facility..*clap*...*clap*... Good, that's still working." FTW

[kyawmawthu]

good thing this has only 3 dislikes (clap clap clap) oh good, my slow clap processor stills works