San Andreas: Cirno Kart

[renirafaga]

05:39 Cirno moment in 3, 2, 1,

[Solarchos]

There's just something about Cirno dual-wielding a pair of MAC-10's that's just funny as hell. 

[WarOfTheKnights]

With no regard for human life, cirno's waiting for you to make one mistake. O_O...?

[ThunderTopazo]

take away her go-kart and you shall die! ....... until she gets a new one.

[ShiroAkuma32]

1:56 YOU ARE GUY!!!!!!!!!! O.o"

[FishyHatGuy]

This video just made my day way happy :D

[PywackettBarchetta]

When Cirno's had her way with it, there will be no buses in San Andreas.

[geckorus10]

2:34 YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

[PlaystationMasterPS3]

the turtle shells arc around everything, right?

[TheCreepyChuwnLi]

9 is the number of failed attempts at her driving licence before giving up.

[NaishiMioshi]

This should be the new MarioKart XD

[GoWeegee]

Is this the new Mushroom City track??

[vampirepichu4]

This is gonna look fucking hilarious on the news.

[HyperGumba]

Eye love how she gets owned at 7:52

[Archimonde259]

If being the strongest driver means tto slaughter a maximum of pedestrians, then yes, Cirno is the strongest driver.

[Darkmatt717]

I think you have higher priorities than San Andreas.

Like oh, say, Team Fortress 2.

[bomber4]

halos

[cheapskateninja]

EYE'M THE BESTEST DRIVAR!

*Runs down pedestrians*

[excrazyman]

Lol go-kart madness for the win!

[raidramon5]

I see'er! She's beautiful! She's--She's a guy!

[NasaXnieru]

Should have thrown the red shells

[ColinMedia]

Cirno Could'n't drive to save her life.

She everybody's favorite adorable idiot!

[SeraphimDragon]

TAAAXXIIIIII!!!! FUCK YOU TAXI!!! DOL (dying of laughter)

[Darkmatt717]

Don't mess with what works.

[ivetebelfort]

1:59 "he is a guy!" well.... NO!

[Spikeman750]

What's a ⑨?

[Dragonsoul2]

Mario Cart San Andreas Style

[Darkmatt717]

I do not need to be reminded of that stupid video every single retard faps to.

[PantsFullofCorn]

@Darkmatt717

You've got no room to talk, Mr. "I'm uploading thirteen minutes me driving around in a go kart in GTA:SA and shooting people and pudding music to it. "

[Darkmatt717]

@PantsFullofCorn

At least I'm not an unfunny, beaten joke.

I think you'd have had better luck trying to stick it to me a year ago, sport.

And pudding music sounds tasty.

[iStarfruit]

Cirno is the strongest at last.

[Pikawil64]

Cirno would totally outlap nine Funky Kongs on Flame Runners nine times with that kart.

[Aznknight102]

cirno ftw lol

[fenixspirit367]

⑨ + car= chaos

[EvaristoH]

⑨ + ⑨ + Car = Ambulance

[Sparky245678]

The music that stars at 7:18 sounds like Ridley's theme to me. I doubt it actually is, but I thought it was kind of funny that it sounded like it.

[Sparky245678]

Starts, not stars, sorry.

[AnimeMariku]

Cirno really is a ⑨...

[Chibity]

Oohhh lawrd. xD

[Ryokugun2]

God damnit, Darkmatt. This is nowhere NEAR realistic.

I mean, just look at the prostitutes. They look NOTHING like Reisen OR Aya. I mean, god damn.

[Darkmatt717]

Oh come on. I'm using all the skin mods to replace the cutscene models. Sometimes you can't have everything.

[Ryokugun2]

That's no excuse. When I see a whore, I should expect the Touhou equivalent of a whore. No exceptions.

[Darkmatt717]

Well too fucking bad. I do cutscene fuckery, not pedestrian fuckery.

Seriously, you never call back. Where the fuck have you been?

[Ryokugun2]

I've been masturbating...

...

...for a year.

[Darkmatt717]

I'm sorry but that's impossible. If you were doing it for a year your hands would've gotten carpal tunnel and you wouldn't be able to type for crap.

[Ryokugun2]

It already takes me fucking 20 minutes to write a response, thanks for adding insult to injury. ;_;

[Darkmatt717]

You brought this on yourself. I'm more concerned with how the hell you would have 1 year's worth of jerkoff material.

[Elinie]

Take It Easy

[Kurosaki111]

what, no Toad's Turnpike?

Loved the ending.

[Darkmatt717]

I was too lazy to get the N64 rip because Toad's Turnpike is not on Mario Kart Wii's soundtrack.

[DullBones]

One word of advice, Matt; never ask a cop for help. ESPECIALLY IF THEY'RE CHASIN' YOU!!!

[Darkmatt717]

That's what I was avoiding.

Bad thing about using comical vehicles is that there's no magic door to stop you from getting busted.

[Lancealot180]

9:25 Damnit, this is not *Kick the Pixie*!!!

Congrats, you just made the new sequel to Mario Kart. :)

[netknight]

Cirno Kart much?

Also, why not switch Hotring Racers for Karts? At least then you'd have a track to race on.

Well, that, or you could always download a course off the internets.

[Lancealot180]

Yeah, Cirno Kart. My bad, I have Mario Kart music stuck in my head. :p

[netknight]

I guess one COULD have Cirno in Mario Kart by changing a few MK64 character textures...

[Darkmatt717]

Can't you just settle with a Touhou romhack of the SNES Mario Kart?

...I'm looking at you, Japan.

[Darkmatt717]

If I ever bother to figure out how the fuck CLEO works I might try to make a custom race with everybody in carts. I've seen it done, I just don't know how to do it.

[netknight]

+9 if you can make a Mario Kart-inspired course.

[topazshot88]

Okay, the second "Wasted" was damn hilarious. Look at all of the exploding cars! And more taxi loathing.

[RaikouRider]

Nice Mario Kart music XD

[netknight]

This makes Cirno look bloody awesome.

[SkeletonMan808]

i like how the police are hitting other cars and running over people just to try and get you

[AnimeMariku]

Cirno really is a ⑨...