Aldebaran Robotics' Nao

[germas369]

1:59 LIES!

[xPray2die2dayx]

@germas369 the cake is a lie

[creeperssssboom]

this is cool

[thepartyguy135]

Like this if you randomly typed in 'nao' and this came up

[EthanHaloBlitz5]

i just want one for myself and how much they cost? better not cost like 10k or somethin lol

[EthanHaloBlitz5]

imiagine that thing turning on in the middle of the night... AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH lol haha

[gwtnddt9497]

why did i automatically think the red one was gonna fuck the blue one up the ass?

[jjbuttcheese]

2:14 I get up that same way when I fall down...

[panthroluster]

u can have one of those midgit robots to and then instead of cock fighting we robot fight

[swolf85]

did he just lie????

[35AZJ]

is it me or does he/she sound like GlaDOS from portal...? if it does, then where is my compasion cube??

[maxnazistanman]

@35AZJ Companion cube, get it right!!!

[easyamp123]

rubber duck hmmm, was it yellow and looked like a duck? nope haven't seen it

[JLil]

So they're programmed to lie? Sweet!!

[Flynn01979]

Rubber duckies don't go in the trash!

[mexoplex]

who is playing with a Speak n Spell in the background?

[MultiPJman]

dear santa...

[DanialWillow]

Rubber duck? Hmmm...nah I haven't seen any rubber ducks around here.

[iugey]

What a jerk! He stole that guys duck!

[RochLanoue]

spot doing this bunch of mutherfuckers, you really wanna kill the planet ?? i dunno whats the point

[MrCodywt]

Rubber duck? Nope. Haven't seen it.

[MinecraftMineMaster]

ouch! sorry. i suppose i should get up

[blowtar]

Looks like he's about to shit bolts.

[timelordownage39]

thought it said alderan

[TheBoksera631]

the first thing he said,he sounded like GLADoS!

[angelemon94]

what if that rubber duck was a live mouse Nao would kill it if the mouse didn't run away first because he takes forever with everything

[ezzyfosheezy]

see it starting!!! they're taking over!!!!

[youganite]

i don't think i can let it walk without someone asking "does he have to poo?"

[desumeme]

Get one for your kid and program it to pick up their damn legos they always leave lying on the floor for you to step on.

[WhiteSnowGentelman]

MOM DID YOU KNOW WHERE MY DUCK IS ???

[MrToRo3252]

gimmie gimmie gimmie

[motionapplied]

Nao's the time.

[ShabazzTheGreat19]

How about instead of wasting money on bullshit like this we eliminate poverty and hunger in Amerika.

[MANlyMAN287]

@ShabazzTheGreat19

YAH! And education! that's important too! America*

[ShabazzTheGreat19]

@MANlyMAN287 Spelled it like that on purpose.

[HowToDoStuffLikeMe]

i didtnt know wall-e and eve had a baby?

[kincat14]

quero uno T-T

[i3g0ing2g3tu]

what does he mean see you soon ?????

[edgarodrigo]

so cool...!! =)

[geekbate]

lying bloody robot lol

ps people come checkout my channel and subscribe, if you like the weird and wonderful, enjoy animation and comedy and have a love for music and technology please av a look. peace x

[jdeere4450]

So that's where my rubber duck went. D:

[SuppleGooch]

DUCKIE! NOOOOOOOO!

[CrystalWolfXx]

Awww it's sooo cute!!! <3 Can I adopt him? :)

[bubbelut]

My first video was Dirk Nowitzski's greatist moment

[yothegamer]

Of course it has to make the wall-e sound.... makes me want it more now

[sercansavran]

Inertial Sensor ???

[MrSoulPowah]

We're doomed!!!

[7thKILLER1]

so cute



[Zero777Knight]

When it was looking at the rubber duck I thought it was locking on to it and ready to blast it

[cdude1313]

does this remind anyone of hal 9000 at all?

[HyP3rxMiTchXx0]

if we can made something like this for kids.. why arnt we living on the fucking moon yett?!

[thevideovan]

"no, sorry" omg lies, glados junior

[MonterreyLegend]

but will it blend?

[dmtjuniorngiggles67]

thats how i get up in real life

[CocoVishnu]

the singularity is near.

[Omniverse77]

me: have you seen my car keys and cell phone?

Nao: yes. i threw them in the sewer.

me: !

[tommyboyfierce]

@Omniverse77 i wuz just thinking that cuz the rubber ducky is an object for like a kid why would you just throw it in the trash

[Omniverse77]

@tommyboyfierce i dunno. i just read that you can custom program via your pc using c++ or something.

but things can go haywire, you know..

[ImSuchaGamer]

wow its movement is brilliant

[D33VD33]

They have made 9 million of them and are fitting them with bombs.Like suicide bombers and gonna walk them all over america and uk in 2012....

[Hobune12]

A new housecleaner! :D

[nhafner]

2:12 .. welcome to the real world pussy hahah

[rajocaru]

@nhafner yes 2:08 Jajaja :)

[Veegunampmon]

But does it go in sleep mode or turn off at night?

[arox123]

I can imagine theres actually a man behind that suit being like: "DUUUUDE, IM WAYYYYY HIGH MAN"

[LoXeuZ]

And that's how the world is gonna end

[dachshund103]

can i buy 1?

[AceVenturaQ911]

It moves like it has to go toilet...

[931202aj]

- NAO, have you seen my wallet?

- I don't know, I am sorry.

[3dgisawsome]

I would tell the red one it was the blue one who threw the duck away and give the swords and watch them battle to the death

[jdettmersoundingzor]

IT DETECTS JEDI!!! 2:33 - "Force Sensitive Sensors"

[TheGeneticStudios]

why can't ppl recycle like this robot

[Madalyne4885]

I want one... where could i get one? :DD

[EmilMarius1960]

In the past of about ten years this was SF!

[xxxXRohenXxxx]

FAKE only Aperture Science has Robots Òó

[howsyourrobot]

hows your robot? google search weird results

[howsyourrobot]

pretty amazing how advanced they are becoming, they even have their own dating site

[awaismumtaz14]

we got this at our universty and its really cute...

[Gametown100]

this is the futere

[avdog]

It has sonar but can't sense some one coming behind it. Also expensive as hell. Some places it can cost you $20,000 for android.. 1 battery $500, 1 spare battery charger around $400 plus multi user license almost $2500, official carrying case is $1000. If you want the head for it that has built in laser range finder add about $8000 for head unit. total price $32,400 before tax depending on where you live, seller, or import fees.

[PaulZmed]

Вспомнил себя 1го января...

[safictious]

Even in the robot world there's Bloods And Crips :D

[xthiskidd]

is this on sale?



[messengercrow]

I feel sorry for him. I think he wishes he was never invented.

[JZombie2000]

That would be fun for kids

[freddchen1231]

where are the guns?

[seanmchughinfo]

This must be an advertisement for fakerobots bot com

[JoseLeng93]

Imagine them breakdancing...

[bighungry1993]

ouch that hurt u fucking dick now u die

[Rebelk590]

surpreendente...

[legoboy1324100]

I want like 10 of those and have them messin araound in my house...

[fruitycoconut]

I dont know if it's normal but... where the f*ck are the guy's arms when he's walking ??!

[JawaProductions]

Robots that can lie!

[mawaz1234]

i want one :'(

[jerett1234]

kinda looks like frieza rom dbz

[VirtualSpoof]

How much does the duck cost

[torrentman100]

but will it blend?



[BlackForgeChaos]

just one thing missing...oh, i know....GLaDOS for the voice =D

[MrAJMcMahon]

Someone give this robot directions to the toilet!!!

[MDSphinx]

ANY ONE KNOW THE TITLE OF THE SONG ?

[cunns14]

Dear Santa....

[TookMe20min2findThis]

@cunns14

good one...

[bczmyr1]

I could so imagine that thing throwing away important paperwork. :)

Man: Nao, have you seen my presentation that I worked on for three months and is due in four hours?

Nao: oh. I am sorry. I threw it away because it looked somewhat like a rubber duck.

Man: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU!!!! *kicks over Nao*

Nao: Oh. I suppose I should get up.

Man: Oh, no you don't! *shoots Nao with a gun*

[EnuphStudios]

you give me 10 minuets, i can find 100 flaws with it

[hahacomics123]

LIER!!!!



[HongKongBoyz100]

Now now little Nao

[SethJacobFenton]

I thought they were going to get it on at 1:49

[laija7777]

stupid robot! i was wondering where all my ducks went....

[REZhomie]

That was a perfectly good rubber ducky :( lol

[KZHX]

Asimo is better..

[artok]

@KZHX Asimo is not for sale. this one is. If you think this one is stupid, buy a copy and program it following your wishes. The important part are all the hardware gathered inside it, if you are a brilliant programmer you will make it smarter than asimo.

[b1gbudda]

please dont make glados

[EZtrollin]

really good demo, if anything

[xXDeAdLyOmEnXx]

Beep = Back

Boop = To

Bop = Kitchen

[tizwah]

Walks like someone with Parkinsons'. And the speech synthesizer sucks.

[clint2098]

1:34 ass rape. You know he's thinking about it.

[MegaJDOG28]

i what one

[bradxj9]

look its robot frieza!!!

[BlAcKoPsK1nG3]

GOTTA LOVE CONSTAPATED ROBOTS

[koolkevsonic00]

Keep pressing six for FIST PUMP!!!

[Lihaschu]

ministry of silly walks

[eggroll9000]

It walks like it crapped its pants

[falloutdemo]

xmas gift

[myjanuary151987]

Awesome. I'm crying.

[TerrorCrow]

Holy shit, it MOONWALKS at 1:26

[erik222255]

THINK.......Its only 23 inches tall...wich means that the rubber ducky is about the size of a half-dollar, hou many half-dollars can you pick up at once.The difference between humans and machines.The more we work, the more efficent we get.The more a robot works, the less efficent.

[szamherris]

Mom: yells,who threw my phone away

Nao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nao: ooopseeey i ammm sorrry iiit look like trash

[randomgamer8201]

Bai for nao.

[ANETVIRIDIANA]

0:46 minutes into the show that has already passed the trash

[100kevinrules]

when the other robot came i knew they were gonna have sex

[AquaFox89]

Where can I find this song?

[neptali54]

I would buy one to go fetch me some Dr.Pepper in the fridge... and does anyone else thinks it sounds like GLaDoS from Portal?

[elidor12]

omg this robot sso sweet

 i want i one XD

[TheMrNinjaz]

1:40 Is this where the porno starts?

[PrevalentDisease]

I for one welcome our new robot masters and wish them all the best.

[Aldridge517]

These guys'll be enslaving the human race by 2040 xD

[Aldridge517]

NAO, pronounced NOW.

[manofsan]

The Invention of Lying - Robot Version

[deathgreack]

maby i can have an army clean my room lol of those

[danutzonesti]

nice music



[OntDinRS]

I wouldn't mind getting one of these and programming it to take speech recognition input from a human, send it to a chat A.I. (in this case google chatbot) and then creating a text-to-speech output along with motions to accompany certain keywords. Could be quite the novel conversationalist - although albeit there would be a large number of "arrow in the knee" and "pedobear" jokes from it.

[metalassaultlogin]

I was hoping for some Red Vs. Blue robot fights.

[kikbut101]

How would I purchase one

[MultiHendo]

that duck seems terrified

[mariposa122083]

I want one where can I get one???? I need someone picking up my dogs toys!!!

[MCChemtrailrider]

@mariposa122083 ya mean yer dogs pooh?

[mariposa122083]

@MCChemtrailrider I meant there toys but pooh would be awesome too...lol

[greeneyedlaughter]

wow, ive always wanted a robot that walks like it has to poop really badly and then throw random objects into random trashcans and then lie about it to other robots. i MUSST have this

[alexsander471]

eh o Zariguim!

[daggertoungeomega]

robots who take orders and choose to make war against me with cuffs and meakly guns, you will flee my den before my arrival for the panic will set in send back to your den. All those who await and lurketh with wicked eyes shall hide in a corner where you watch and tremble and cower and sweat and all wicked assasins shall run like a man being chased by a pack of lions invisible lions let ity come swiflty.

[Nofaith112]

Dude I totally thought they were going to do it when the blue one was bending over and the red one appeared out of no where.

[1jtwister]

How to sell this robot:

1. show it ridding the world of those pesky rubber ducks and lying about it..... check

2. impress me with its ability to stand back up after i shoot/hit it with things... check

3. when the red one walks in, announce 'round one- FIGHT!'.......................­... FAIL

[Legumne]

i want that NAO!

[AustinGraggmusician]

OH SHIT! IT CAN LIE?!?!

[buslady]

Maybe it can help me clean house

[ChefZepirates]

( 2:26 i'm stand up ) YES !!!!!!!!

[MrDanny2cool]

yet it still walks as if it needs a shit

[jameshowlett1976]

yo quisiera saber para que sirve ..... :/

[fruitycoconut]

He will throw my cat in trash, then says me he didnt saw him??? ahah i did that when i was 5 or 6

[bochito26]

Do you know which song is played during the video? Nice robot by the way!!

[Vercable]

When do we get to have sex with them?!

[acaste4246yahoocom]

@prioryy That is actually an excellent point!

[prioryy]

"see you soon"

guy what does that mean? o,O

[matt0is0here]

that's great... but will it blend? that is the question!

[asianzachiechan]

and i thought i was the only one who got up like that! technology sure never ceases to amaze!

[AaaaghJOE]

so.. is there cake or not?

[MrDLJACK1]

oh no not the poor duck

[snickledoosh]

where was the part where it went to the fridge and grabbed a beer?

[zousanai]

IT CAN LIE !!!

[tacticalboi]

waaaaaaaaaalleeeeeee

[sebaISPS]

hello 41 let's get to fuck?

and she say.... oh i haven't oil between my legs :D

[ysfnvji]

She's hot

[IamGumbyy]

Red and Blue Robot walk on screen OH SHIT IT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN!!!

[MEXI0NALISTA]

worthless shit!

[8MellieMaus8]

0:53 beep... beep... beep... brrr- BOOM!!!

[Travisisawsome1]

I will give you a doller for it

[RazielFallenAngel]

Hello Nao 75.

Hello Nao 41.

...

KNIFE FIGHT!

[EDDIEinWAR]

sounds like glados

[system3142]

And he spake what twasn't the truth about ducks that they were rubber but in they were never found, and the apocalypse forewidth as foreseen came because the rubber ducky was lied about.