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  • 2:52 random bike

  • Augustus, dont lose your head!

  • linerider is not what ur thining of its free rider yah people mix em linerider has a person on a sled free rider has bike truck, ect

  • i have to say this. ARE YOU SURE YOUR NOT TOBUSCUS'S TWIN cause you sure make me laugh as hard as he dose XD seriously you sound like him a bit XD

  • i played line rider 2 everyday when i was young

  • i certainly hope he does the "it keeps happening" map, id like to see if he can keep his sanity :3

  • Old man use Head Smash

  • PLZ WACH 9.40

  • wtf fuck off captinpiss heas

  • Help me! I can't stop laughing!!!!!!!!!!!

  • start at 7:20 and watch the funny exploding kamikaze old man! XD

  • he should SOOOO make a montage of all the explody bits...

  • "my son just exploded"

    LMFAO

  • dude u realy need 2 practice u r wreckless

  • So now kids you know to never choose old man on a save the world mission

  • 8:10 headbang :D

  • Play IT KEEPS HAPPENING

  • CAPTAAAIN

    there are more way to do the infiltration. if you go backwards at the start, you see two more options

  • trolol emp

  • I love your commentarys, it's making the whole video So much funnier!

  • my son just exploded, but its okay

  • hey, i figured out how to beat this track(INFILTRATION), you use segway guy, and you go to the elevator and you go to the dark spot in the wall before you get to the bottom and you get to the end of the trail. if you survive you will find the finish line.:)

  • did you see that? his bike fell on him after he hit the spikes... that has got to hurt

  • @LukasTeeVee, HE made it.

  • 8:36 Happened right as I took a sip of soda. Almost drowned.

  • who got the reference to his minecraft parody? xD

  • Ahh line rider, that was back in the days lol

  • So we back in the mine

  • Sparklez try the other ways in the levels

  • SPARKLEZ MAKE YOUR OWN LEVEL PLZ

  • You clearly have never beaten Sigma before.

  • The old man keeps loosing his head!

  • also there is no 10:45

  • hey CaptainSparklez in INFILTRATION there is 2 other ways and a secret way.The secret 1 is when you are in the elevator and you see the dark spot.Drive into that. The second way is go backwards then you go up and then go forwards. The last way is go backwards go up and then go backwards again and you fall down the hole. I hope you responde :)

  • hate the blood graphics on it after the update

  • @tmanvsbacon Are you that "I don't like change!" guy? :D

  • haha 02:00 bike falled on you

  • if you don't want it to happen don't say about it

  • -.-

  • 0:50 i was humming that song!!!!

  • i did this be4

  • THERE ARE 10 SEACRET DOORS ONES THAT BLACK BIT ON THE ELEVATOR!!!!!!!!

  • who are the 172 fat ladies on hoover rounds disliked this video!

  • Wait no balcony terror?! One of the most popular levels

  • 6:13 LOL

  • Oh! No, my son just exploded... I-It's ok, but that's ok! We made it.

    CaptainSparklez: Best Future Father Ever.

  • you can pick differnet ways to go on the level where you fought boss

  • captain sparklezs is beat

  • So you back in the mane but you don't got a pickaxe swingin' from side to side, side side to side. LOL.

  • @Agt004 Mane?

  • "I SAid don't lose your head!"

  • omg i heard a reference to the parody he made revnege :D

  • @darknezz6787 ME TOO LOL

  • youre meant to use the segway guy in the INFILTRATION mission and go through the dark tunnel you see when going down the elevator

  • He is so bad at happy wheels lol

  • ha at 0:52 sopa cant get you for that refrence

  • go back at the start

  • if you pile-drive into the ground, the faster youre going, the bigger you explode

  • 2:49

    I lol'd when the bike fell on him.

  • @dunejumpertwc yeah final destination

  • 10.25 That was an EPIC fail!!

  • What is your microphone?

  • you should play a map with buscous

  • *Old Man explodes after hitting a wall*

    Captain's reaction: "laugh"

  • a minecarte had sex with ur hands XD

  • there's actually 2 other easier ways to go

  • lol at top comments

  • im laughing so hard omg

  • LOL at tags.

  • hahahahahahaha

    

  • "the fate of mankind rests in our hands!"

    *faceplants the ground going out of the vehicle*

    were fucked.

  • I feel sorry for the guy in the elevator at 8:40

  • 8:32-8:42 hahahahahah xD

  • OMG LINERIDER IS THA BEST GAME EVAR

  • oh man this is hilarious

  • mkne cart guy needs a kid so we can call him short round or am i the only one that saw Indiana jones in him?

  • I cant stop lol!

  • awesome man! damn funny!!

  • 1 more time 1 more time 1 more time. my face after all that o.O

  • time time time time its to die :-D

  • There was more than one way to get in, you know

  • its that everytime that he said "dont lose your head" thats the only thing that he lose

  • " That's not good for your health"

  • I saw you at the mall two days ago

  • Just one more time, this is so addicting. just one more time. How does that feel sparkles my good man? New top comment anyone?

  • Wow i have a video of line rider but i made it like a long time ago and then uploaded it like a few years ago

  • 6:17 Old Man: im flying

  • 08:48

    close your eyes and listen ;)

  • D maby

  • Play Castleminer z

  • my dad always told me to keep two feet on the ground, I think it would help if you did the same with the bicycle :)

  • hahaha the bike falls on him at 2:45 xD

  • He goes head first in to the bridge, gets DESTROYED, falls in the spikes (with his son, might I mind you), and then his bike falls on him. FAIL.

  • 0:53 He, Revenge song reference.

  • "Ok, were good" *splatter*

  • line rider is so fun

  • Heads off..... so we back in the mine got our heads coming off on rocks rocks rocks rocks rarararocks HEADS OFF! your head hits a rock and BLOWS UP...

  • 08:57 EPIC xD

  • @CaptianSparklez an extremely good "take up your time" game is amorphous+ in my opinion its one of the best internet games i've played... a small series on that in the future would be amazing!!

  • ...wow... You are a REALLY good parent captain

  • @CaptainSparklez 3:00 STOP DOING NOSE WHEELIES EPIC N00B

  • Don't lose ur head don't lose ur head! Awwwwwwwwwww he lost his head..... LOL!

  • NOOOOOOOOOOO stop riding without your helmet 4:10

  • 2:54...

    well at least you saved the baby...

    right???

  • 8:40 HE'S SPINNING IN THE ELEVATOR WITHOUT HIS HEAD xD

  • some happy little spikes

  • I think the minecart man is supposed to be indiana jones

  • Captin spaklez theres 3 dif`frent ways in inflintration

    GO BACKWARDS

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    Thanks for reading

  • I can save mankind! I can save mankind! I can do it! (head comes off)

  • "oh, my son just exploded" incredible how u can say that so naturally in this game :D

  • 5:47 Does somebody noticed that the guy in this Jet thing looks exactly like the wheel chair man?!

  • Is it just me or does the Cpt. look horrified at some points in this game...

  • "My son just exploded."

    o_O

  • @chocolatekitten5

    "But it's okay!" :D

  • @chocolatekitten5 I lolled so much at that I literally ROFLED xD

  • @chocolatekitten5 but its ok

  • @chocolatekitten5 "but its ok"

    O_o

  • @chocolatekitten5

    That sounds like half the comments on Pendulum videos.

  • @chocolatekitten5 :yaoming:

  • So you're way back in the mine, but you dont have your pickaxe swinging from side to side.....side side to side.

    That made my day.

  • gay

  • @Westerword that would be hay

  • FUNNIEST EPISODE YET

  • LOL

  • nobody listens to him :P

  • u should show us line rider

  • watching u fail is funny

  • oh my son just exploded but its ok lol

  • why do i have a ad saying "I LOVE YOU JORDAN"?

  • lol who else keeps wanting to click "restart"

  • DO A BARREL ROLL LOL!!!

  • Butt take up you're time game is mincraft

  • @XxMurkyDeathxX ...WHAT? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?! FOR REAL, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU SAID!

  • Balcony terror!

  • Can you maybe make plants vs zombies vids

  • you should totally film line rider/freerider 2 gameplay, bring it back!

  • man, when I say his name, I can't stop thinking of a Simpsons episode where Homer was mister Sparkle in Japan.

    MISTA SPAKARU! MISTAH SPAKARU!

  • STOP DYING I CAN'T BREATHE ANYMORE!! XD

  • what is line rider i will check it up captain sparklez funny vids good work

  • Can you do some line rider vids? :D

  • THERE WAS A GIANT HOLE IN THE LAST LEVEL THAT YOU DID IN THE ELEVATOR ABOUT ON THE MIDDLE

  • you should do a line rider commentary ;) i loved it, might get back to it :P

  • @Poparatzzii and the other 3 are gay

  • @Frozenpick And the last one is dead now =]

  • @Poparatzzii 170 are now 

  • @Poparatzzii Are 170 peepz now!

  • Zupah backflip headcut montage!!! 08:38

  • Jordan on the infiltration level you need to get on one of the moving platforms and the jump onto the bosses head ithe the boss dies and the door opens for you to move on

  • In the last game in the elevator there is a secret hallway

  • @larch7811 Its son. Not sun. Just a helpful grammar nazi at your service!

  • @TheJonnybgood55 It's a shame that word needed to be corrected, so I thank you for teaching him lol.

  • "My sun just exploded, but its ok." LOL!

  • Tags : yeah so next time you see me will have shaved

  • Well, that wasn't really funny, but not bad either, the only good thing this LP can be is good to kill time. Entertaining, but not funny, it has it's moments, but the only best thing that got me even near a smile was when the old man head keeps breaking off when you didn't want him to. But that's pretty much it. The rest is just a good ol' time killer.

  • This reminded me of happy tree friends xD

  • dony worry i lost my head trying to go on a straight runXD

  • I live in Dubai =3

  • It's Burj Khalifa, Jordan......

    It was never Burj Dubai*

    *It was supposed to be Burj Dubai, But Sheik Khalifa helped fund the builders, so it was named after him*

  • GO TO 00:42 IT IS SO FUNNY

  • 2:58 - Go! Go my Son, don't worry about me! Finish the level!

  • if you go down the black passage way on the elevator theres a easter egg

  • For happywheels vids just watch UberHaxorNova

  • @R3MZclan Please don't advertise for other channels here :/ Seriously we can watch sparklez if we want to.

  • captainsparklez can put me to sleep

  • Please try balcony terror on the featured levels with the lawnmower guy.

  • I love your commentation, it is so funny, every video I burst out laughing on the things that aten't even funny, but with u it is :)

  • Its okay, my son just died.. nothing special :)

  • hey captainsparklez... the level infaltration has... uhm.. secret? sorry.. to tell you about it guys but hey Jordan.. is you go backwards on that level? it has 2 other secret levels to take... thumbs up so the dude can see.. :3

  • thumbs up if you pretended that it was a real TV and tried to turn the VHP and/or the UHF

  • I. Died.

  • captian sparkelz ik i havent watched the hole thing but would you plz go back instead of forword