Guilty Gear X2 OST-"The Original"

[GhengisJohn]

Faust: Well, all of your test results look normal. I'm afraid my prognosis must remain inconclusive.

Litchi: That's what worries me. I haven't been able to pinpoint the cause either. I was hoping you might have run across this before in your practice.

Faust: And you say you've been experiencing these headaches for how long?

Litchi: It's been a few years now, though I'm not sure what could have triggered them.

*Bang crashes through the wall*

MISS LIIIIIIITCHIIIIII!!!!

Faust: I might have an idea.

[DarkX64]

Faust: Expert Proctologist.

[SaintLuciaOC]

I like how it says "SExy" in the URL.

[bigman3004]

faust is tobi's grand daddy! sorry in my opinion! xD 

[TheOutkast4ever]

Crossover?

[olafathuman]

Doctor Baa....

[DarkX64]

@olafathuman *slaps you*

[tripoldoor]

Zodiac Killer amirite? lolololol wat.

[Ginobi666]

When fighting Faust, always have your behind protected. Trust me, I learned from experience

[NextBlazeEx]

@Ginobi666 what about above



[921144666]

What would happen if I put my finger in that hole...?

[9breakerODST]

@921144666 Instant amputation.

[gyppygirl2021]

This is probably my favorite GG song.

Also, Faust is awesome.

[MasterPyroKid]

Just stroking, rubbing ma rod all day long ~

[derekcwly]

The word "sexy" is in the URL. Coincidence? I think not.

[BladeDiva]

@derekcwly

You know what they say... Chicks dig guys with big scalpels.

[cpthurme]

@derekcwly Haha wow, very observant

[CuervoBlack06]

Faust: Oh dear, this is not good. I'm afraid we're going to have to operate!

Me: But I just came in for a flu shot!

Faust: Whoops, wrong chart!

Faust: But let's just do it anyway.

Faust: Now you may feel a slight pinch. Don't worry.....I'm a Doctor!

[BladeDiva]

@CuervoBlack06

HEAVEN OR HELL

DUEL 1

LET'S ROCK!

[althegamefreak]

Faust is a lot of fun to play in the game, he is a bit to master but very fun once you handled him.

[Yami6692]

Going my way!

[IAmTheStig320]

Ladies and gentlemen, the doctor is in. He prescribes a giant scalpel to be applied liberally to chest area, single dose.

WARNING: Side effects may include pain, serious injury and death.

[psycopower90]

Faust is hiding his head not because he is afraid of being recognized as a crazed out doctor, but afraid to let the world explode because of how sexy he is.

[WHATISUTUBE]

I love how in the beginning it looks like he's going along with the rhythm.

[IMMAOILMAN]

Nani ga deru ka na?

[omniiijay]

he actually looks like he is cutting vegetables /:

[yuskerr]

Awesome how he T-bags the ground, and "strokes his scalpel" with his right hand.

[Didi972]

WTF??? I just realized right now...That bag with only one hole for the right eye...that way of moving with useless and funny gestures...and...his voice...

TOBI??!!!! WTF

[VCRAGE]

@Didi972 ITS TOBI! UR RIGHT, WHAT A TWIST THAT WOULD BE LOOOL.

[jtenma]

@VCRAGE If it were tobi, he would have soloed the entire GG cast.

[twinblademasta]

It took me until GGXXAccent core + to find out he was a good guy. Creepy as Fuck Good guy FTW

[arcainjust]

@twinblademasta actually you are not far off in the original guilty gear he was a pure maniac doctor with the name of DR baldhead....HOWEVER he realized the error of his way and took mental therapy..he covers his face now so that nobody knows him..he is a good guy who is still struggling to get over his insanity..BUT WITH THIS COMBINATION he turned out kind hearted..YET A TERRIFYING FREAKY BADASS at the same time..

[Imananimegod]

Teabag anyone?

[MrGrakk]

@RobbieDahRabbit I certainly did. SExy perfectly describes this tune.

[921144666]

Why does he wear that bag on his head? He is a handsome stud without the bag in the first Guilty Gear!!

[UniversalVision]

Faust Emoticon [0_]

[Xolotl8]

@UniversalVision Best comment ever.

[UniversalVision]

@Xolotl8 Holy shit I got a top comment 5 months straight. Thanks.

[PsOne4Life]

holy crap if you stare at the part where he's rubbing the scalpel he seems to grow 0.o

[TheStickKid]

@PsOne4Life im getting nothing from staring at him rubbing the scalpel except this disturbed feeling.

[PsOne4Life]

@TheStickKid lol that too... maybe the music screwed my brain a bit

[harboringanomalies]

NANIGADERU!

[TheSlammurai]

That's a big ass scalpel. Who are you operating on? The fucking Hulk?

[TheBoredomOtaku]

He is like Dr Richtofen and Arakune rolled into one :o

[Vergil1Dante0]

@TheBoredomOtaku Other way around dude. He came first.

[TheBoredomOtaku]

@Vergil1Dante0 No i know that :L I'm just saying they reminded me of Faust but not completely so he is kindof what you would get if you slammed them together :L

[gregdrako]

When I fight this guy Dr. House doesnt sound crazy anymore....

[Anonymoustoteh5th]

He is the UBERMENSCH!

[IMMAOILMAN]

@Anonymoustoteh5th I'm glad someone else made that connection.

I'm surprised someone hasn't made a hat mod for the Medic with Faust's bag yet. Seems like it wouldn't be too hard to do, but then again, I know nothing about modeling.

[Lioyd1rving]

@IMMAOILMAN Funnily enough, as hard as making a new model would be, it wouldn't matter because there already are a bunch of paper bag hats already; all you'd need is changing the texture and instant Faust. :D

[IMMAOILMAN]

@Lioyd1rving This is true. All you'd have to do is take one of the Halloween bags, texture the front like the other three sides, put a crudely cut out hole over the right eye, and blammo.

Though that's easier than said done, I'm sure. If I knew anything about modeling I'd go ahead and do it, but for now, all I can do is just spread it around or something.

[MrThatmanoverthere]

Faust is secretly Mary Poppins. He floats everywhere using his umbrella and his suitcase.

[bja808]

@MrThatmanoverthere yeah, until Rachel electrocutes him with her lightning xD



[X1ntar0]

if faust takes of that paperbag, we'd have a second sun.

[dynamitekid1234]

Anything named Faust is just automatically cool. Theme to go with it backs said theory up.

[IMMAOILMAN]

Now what I want to see is Hsien-Ko vs Faust. I don't think you'd be able to tell what would be going on the entire time, but it'd be marvelous.

[CrypticCrysis1]

WHATA PSYCHO!!!

[SonicKusanagi181]

3 Steps to be freaked

1. Wear HR or HD earphones (EG iPod headphones)

2.Listen to this theme

3. Now, experience the 16 bit parts of the song go through your brain to the other eardrum

[blastorman1]

@SonicKusanagi181 thank you it sounds awesome

[DOUGLA192]

@SonicKusanagi181 I KNOW RIGHT?! It freaked me out when I felt it!! XD

[FighterO21]

Woah, to tell the truth, he looked like a white ninja with a large ninja sword in the suggestions >_<

[AbsolutionDude]

@FighterO21 Chipp Zanuff would be the ninja of this series. =P

Faust is a doctor. And a damned awesome one, at that.

[FighterO21]

@AbsolutionDude

Yeah I know, he just LOOKED like a ninja in the suggestions.

[psycopower90]

Fanny from GG petit doesn't like this video, because Faust, his idol, is SExy, while being a bald 9ft dude and she, being a blondy nice girl, is not.

[ninezero000]

nice! teabagging music!

[Yamasachihiko]

Faust "the Original" GG random man, Zappa hasn't got nothin on him.

[MrJDred]

Faust...he makes paper bags look good

[o0kyuji0o]

HAPPY DAYS

[DisterPluton]

Faust is lovely. XD

[Shadow022393]

Tea Bagging 101 with your coach, Dr. Faust.

[alucard00741]

Talking about insane persons!

[deadlydecoy8833]

Epic is showing up as faust for a q&a w Daisuke.

[theIEndYOU]

Going by the URL....

I have translated this to: "This vid r SExy"

[animedarknesss]

TEE BAG

[evildevil22442]

Oh dear, I'm afraid we'll have to amputate, at the neck.

[smokintheblaze]

I call dibs on this as my halloween costume this year!!

[ProjectRemix45]

@smokintheblaze I would be very impressed if you could pull that off!

[smokintheblaze]

@ProjectRemix45 I did.

[Camera279]

I think that the word "Sexy" in the URL isn't a coincidence

[xDisRazyboix]

If only you guys saw his epicness in the first guilty gear it was also epic. It was pretty awesome when I played against my buddies with faust. One of the memorable doctors. But I would never want to meet doctor baldy. He might cut you up.

[jaysds123]

Whatch out for his explosives. He may die but he's taking you down with him.

[HaloShinobi]

Jin Kisaragi: Are you a giraffe?

Faust:....Yes.....I am.

Jin Kisaragi: OMG you are, aren't you?

Faust: And you are heavily drunk.

[afqwcx]

Faust is like 13 feet tall! He is even with the other characters while CROUCHING!!!

[KidRaggedBoy]

@afqwcx He's 9' 3"

[supershadey09]

My best and favorite F**KING character! >:D

[dermert]

THEEE DOCTORRR IS IN DAAA HOUUUUUUSSSSEEEEE!!!!!

Seriously, I ever go to the doctors on halloween and the doctor is dressed like faust, i'm giving him a high five.

[DaRkXyStEr]

HOMERUN!!!!!!!!

[solarboy27]

The strange thing is that the URL has SExy in it ._.

[HouseLyrander]

@solarboy27 How is that strange? It's just Faust warping the laws of nature with his awesomeness and sexy baldness. Par for the course I'd say.

[RobbieDahRabbit]

Anyone notices the word "Sexy" on the URL?

[TheSlackAttack456]

@RobbieDahRabbit

I do! XD ROFLMAO!

[PaperRayman]

@RobbieDahRabbit

Well, the word "Sexy" being in a Faust related video shouldn't be surprising.

[viniwolf6]

@RobbieDahRabbit O_O  OMG

[Sepia1989]

@RobbieDahRabbit xD

[FarahxReid1059]

@RobbieDahRabbit -screenshots it-

[Smithkakarot]

@RobbieDahRabbit

Didn't you know? Faust is very sexy.

[Dragonquester01]

@RobbieDahRabbit yeah i do

[CommanderRaiden]

@RobbieDahRabbit But of course, he's hot like that.

[supersaninpikachu]

@RobbieDahRabbit WT*.

[DarthWobbey]

@RobbieDahRabbit It's 'cause Faust is a sexy bastard under that paper bag. That, or he's Bald Jesus. Seriously, do his taunt where he takes his bag off.

[franklinbadge1215]

@DarthWobbey He's Dr. Baldhead from the first game.

[DarthWobbey]

@franklinbadge1215 I know, but if you do the taunt where he takes his bag off, you see a silhouette of his head with a radiant glow around it. When I first saw it, I started calling him Bald Jesus.

[bertibubu]

@RobbieDahRabbit idiot xD

[DarkKnightX100]

@RobbieDahRabbit  the URL is gay

[DarkKnightX100]

@RobbieDahRabbit the URL is gay for this guy

[TRussell148]

Home run!!

[SisforSachiel]

The cure for that Pac Man fever? It aint Doctor Mario.

[AxeArmor214]

Funniet Character in all of Guilty Gear! XD

[OmegaChosen0]

Where the hell he buys his clothes?

I mean he is a fucking giant

[UniversalVision]

This guy, though fictional, is the embodiment of mankinds pursuit of knowledge--madness ensues all, and morality goes topsy turvy! Such knowledge is power though, which is why he's a biochemical/nuclear/physicist(­teleportation) dude of awesomeness. I would like to be him--the good-latter part of course. But alas, madness!  MADNESS! MADNESS! What is this? You heard me right! MADNEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS­!

[xXGranxFinalXx]

@UniversalVision

Madness? THIS IS GUILTY GEAR!!

/kick.

[UniversalVision]

@xXGranxFinalXx (^|^|^|^)o [PUNCH] Hah!

[dollargig]

@UniversalVision And it is that kind of MADNESS , that will give us peace of mind. (God, I love giving allusions to Iron Maiden songs in games based on heavy metal).

[UniversalVision]

@dollargig I gotta hear more of this maiden made of iron. Do you personally know her (o_0)?

[dollargig]

@UniversalVision Actually, Iron Maiden is a heavy metal band; all of their songs tend to be awesome. They were made reference of alot in the game Guilty Gear through the name of their band, songs and even mascot.

[UniversalVision]

@dollargig Good to know (^_^), thanks!

[dollargig]

@UniversalVision No problem

[KamiSilver]

@dollargig RAIDO DA LIGHTNING!!!

[xRocketzFighterx]

This man is just doing his job cureing everyone from Aids, Allergies, Alzheimer's disease, anxiety disorders, arthritis, asthma, astigmatism, autoimmune diseases, benign prostate hyperplasia, lung, breast, heart, brain cancer and many many more diseases blah blah blah.

Now sit down and you WILL feel a slight sting in every part of your body leaveing you in agonizing pain.

Oh yeah Dr Faust may use nuclear explosives without warning we are not held responsible for your death in any way thank you

[LeNecromant]

@xRocketzFighterx you forget to say that he can also use afro-growing bombs

[i3ifqgml]

I respect this guy so much man. He was a villain in the past, then he decides to undo all his wrong. Because of all the wrong he has done is like limitless, he is forced to basically help people for the rest of his life. To add onto that, his Instant Kill move destroys large amounts of land, so that only makes his job harder!

[metaXzero]

He's just doing what he did for a living before he went all pychopathic murderer while looking for who actually caused that little girl to die.

[Vergil1Dante0]

@metaXzero Which was That Man, if I recall correctly.

[matteste]

Hmm.. I wonder

Faust vs Eirin Yagokoro?

[jagus12]

@matteste

They wouldnt fight, they would unite and CURE EVERYONE IN THE WORLD!!!!!

...

(Yes, we would be fucked) (Reisen would be even MORE fucked)

[OmegaChosen0]

Acutally Faust is less mad than Eirin..expt with Zappa those treatments he receives are hell

[cl0vvntiem]

WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE?

[ChaosHero17]

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... I sure as hell am eating mine.

[mcFreaki]

@ChaosHero17 really? because after a fight, not only do his opponents come out fine, they often come out healed of any ailments they previously had. still, he has said to I-no "I believe that Prevention is better than cure..." before going on to say "... now let me cure that personality of yours", proving that even after reformation, he's still crazy awesome AND badass at the same time.

[ChaosHero17]

@mcFreaki I've never even played this game... I don't even remember making this comment... I care not how they come out of the fight haha.

[FirestormChameleon]

This is NOT the doctor you want to do your prostate exam.

[Corruptor8Studios]

Faust is not just a doctor he is a doctor who can break the freaking fizics laws!I mean com on!

[TheImmortalNerd]

I'm Faust, and I'm a doctor. Got any injuries? No? Soon, you'll have some!

[Angeliclily]

That's ONE Doctor I'd run TWICE as fast from 8D;;

[CuervoBlack06]

@Angeliclily Until he opens a door out of thin air and traps you. lol

[Angeliclily]

@CuervoBlack06 OH GAWD. XD

[Albus43]

The doctor is in. QUICK, RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

[tavanijorge]

THE DOCTOR IS HERE!!!

[goluigi10]

Faust gives new meaning to the term "ParaMedic".

[bluebomber360]

this guy must have great physical endurance to keep a squat that long..

[MsNoel420]

I always love fighting against him with this theme playing. Makes me fell excited.

[goluigi10]

I WILL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES

[angryslug1]

TURN YOUR HEAD AND COUGH!!!!!!

[ThePieIsFalse]

ok...hes a 9ft tall DOCTOR who wears a PAPER BAG on his head and fights with a giant SCALPEL.....how is that not awesome

[KittyFAN13]

What is under that paper bag? Do you think he has a hideoslly, disgusting disese on his scalpe? Just asking.

[apollo5251994]

@KittyFAN13 nah.... just uber-bald! (which leads to a freaked out May)

[viperkilo]

@KittyFAN13 heees, accually just a really bald guy, he hides his face cuz his psycotic past

[jagus12]

And he fights by striking you with his face, disappearing and slamming a door in your face, throwing doughnuts, chocolate bars, hammers, flasks of poison, bombs, his own head and FUCKING NUKES

I DARE you motherfucker to say that is not awesome!

[runn1ng1]

@ Jagus12

...well you dared so

That's not awesome...

it's bad-ass :D!

[Kuula10]

TIME TO CURE DISEASE!

[BlackAnimeAddict]

DOWN YA PANTS!!!!

[aGuyFromPleven]

Hmmm Great dance :D

[azurada23]

Poor Faust. May got scared because he was bald.

[Danthepest1]

Faust has the most epic finisher of them all

[mcFreaki]

no, Faust EX has the most epic finisher of all, because it gives 'em afros

[XKing2]

"GOING MY WAAAAAY"

[bja808]

He's the Yoshimitsu of Guilty Gear, but more Zanier! lolz

[apollo5251994]

no kiddin

[SkankinNegro]

Faust kicks your ass then flys away on an umbrella mary popins style if thats not epicness theni dont know what is

[6sodom6boy6]

@SkankinNegro faust's special move stabs a giant scalpel in your ass, if that's not the best special move ever then i don't know what is.

[valiantvyse]

@SkankinNegro Not to mention he straps you to a hospital bed and then blows you up with a mini-nuke.

[LostWithoutAllah]

@SkankinNegro dont forget wearing a paper bag on his head. with a suit

[Schemilix]

Only character who can make that annoying habit of fighting game characters twitching and writihing on the spot look believable.

[KarodaGai]

There is no other like him.