Whose Line: Halloween Hoedown

[princesnemo123]

u guys are really bad at hoe downs >_> this is how u do one

[LeoHwzrChannel]

Last Halloween i bought my costume online,

Lucky for me that it arrived just in time,

I really should have shaved and not acted like a goon,

Thats what you get going as 300 pound Sailor Moon.

[LeoHwzrChannel]

I cant go trick or treating, because i am too old

The weather outside for me is actually quite cold

Being really scared tends to put me in a trance

Oh God Dammit... I think i crapped my pants

[LeoHwzrChannel]

Every October i scare everyone i know

Telling horror stories just to put on a horror show

Hearing my fiction, you would thought it came from heck

But the truth is really my name is actually Glen Beck

[GeorgeJ775]

When I was trick-or-treating I got quite a scare

The owner of the house had nothing to wear

To tell you the truth it was kind of scary

The owner of the house was Drew Carey

[willywhite122134]

I love halloween cause i get lots of candy

My favorite is Snickers because its really dandy

I love to eat snickers it makes me really happy

But after i eat it i feel crappy

[mthwildcat827]

Last year's Halloween was the worst so far

Because I got run over by a car

I guess the person driving thought I looked real scary

That's the last time I dress up as Drew Carey!

[DarkPaladin24]

Oh Halloween is my favorite holiday of the year

escpecially when you can scare instead of cheer

But this costume I had was really a dull-in

I put on some sparkles and go as Edward Cullen

(couldn't think of anything that ryhmes with Cullen lol)

[Pyrofusion15]

Last halloween was the worst one yet

I wore a certain costume, cause I lost a bet

I was shot and stabbed from a city wide attack

All because I dressed up as Rebecca Black!

[baddragon360]

well last halloween i made a big choice

i went trick or treating as the backstreet boys

well i didnt shine like the sun

becuase to be the backstreet boys you need more than one

[frkman24]

I knew Wayne was going to make a KKK joke! LOL

[Bartman954]

Haha, Drew flipping off Ryan.

[superduperm1]

Last halloween my costume required suffrage,

It was so bad for a week I needed coverage,

It didn't require physical pain just some tragedy,

I lost all my hair 'cuz I was Collin Mochrie!

[ITSOVER9000ish]

I have the best costume for every Halloween

I look so awesome when I burst out on the scene.

I shave my head so I have a mohawk

And go out as Mr. T. Don't give me no backtalk!

[NightmareSummon]

For Halloween my friend and I dressed as a pair.

We won the prize for the biggest scare.

You should have seen his costume as he stood beside me,

I was dressed as Mr. Freeze, and he was Poison Ivy.

[eldiablo1000]

Thumbs up if u love how Drew flips Ryan off behind Colin's back so the camera can't see it

!

[nicktheghosthost999]

Halloween's my favorite time of the year than all the rest,

When it comes to scaring kids, I am the best

They take all their candy and run into the night,

I just take some body glitter and I look like I'm from Twilight

[XavyWin7]

4 people got girls pregnant on Halloween because they forgot to wear a rubber mask

[qisnanaJBseldemi]

lol ryan!

[MarioMan2010]

I watch Friday the 13th on every Halloween

But sometimes I get bored of watching the same scary scene

Hey! I just thought of something to make it all the sweeter

And that is a scene where Jason kills Justin Beiber!

[xBigetto]

I don't know why but I don't like halloween

Every year I find that it's not my scene

I always try the same costume and never get my loot

I guess home owners don't like my birthday suit

[coltcub64]

"I put on stupid glasses and went as Drew Carey."

[metzdawg3000]

this year for halloween I will not get my peace

I keep getting investigated by all of the police

It really is quite bad but it's my fault you see

because I went to a kids costume party as a catholic priest

[DarthMalak1000]

I went trick or treating just the other day

Guess my costume, I pulled out of the Hudson Bay

It's very skin tight with a glass eye and blond hair and really a sin

You didn't guess it yet, it's that pedophile Paris Hilton!

[TheUnknownAvenger]

Every Halloween, I have a swell time,

Givng all the kids, my precious time,

When I open the door, it's always kind of scary,

'Cause standing at the front door is Drew Carey!

[iheartryanstyles]

I went out trick or treating but I didn't get candy

All I got were girls running and screaming chasing me

This is a reminder for next year

Never ever go as Justin Bieber

[ThePokemonfan365]

@iheartryanstyles - I didn't know Justin Beiber attracted lesbians.

[realofficialuzumaki]

@iheartryanstyles HAHA NICE

[Aqua311]

I just knew Ryan was going to mock Drew. It's becoming a predictable pattern, you know?

[Hartford1992]

For this year's Halloween, I'm gonna cross dress

It's a pretty good idea, it's one of my best.

I'm not dressing as a fairy, nor as a witch.

Instead I'm gonna go as Ke$sha, that bitch.

[zuperaju]

Cathy is so cute :)

i'd love to cuddle with her a bit :P

[rrrsegmentat7]

Halloween is my favorite holiday

the one day of the year where straights can dress as gays

but when they seen my costume they thought i was real scary

i looked in the mirror and agreed, because i was drew carrey

[xsugarqueenx1994]

every halloween kids come up to me

and always say "trick or treat"

but this year i found something rather scarey

when i opened the door there was Drew Carey

[kaiokomoninja]

When ever I watch them Hoedown I just expect Ryan to make fun of Drew mainly because Ryan HATES hoedowns and Drew knows it!~ xDD

( And yes I do know that they are friends and just always pick on each other lol )

[luke8979]

i knew ryan was going to make fun of drew in this song

[aj19bcx]

ryans other verse was better

[WarioLoaf2D]

Has Kathy ever done a Hoedown????

[magickage]

Judging from their response, I think Collin took Ryan's rhyme.

[airjordan60]

i always hate halloween kids steal all my candy

but i had a machete so it really come in handy

i put on a mask and i didn't get it from buyers

then i killed some kids cause my name is michael myers

(reply)

[bdavis297]

I'm not from Ghana

It was worse than Hannah Montana

It wasn't a big bonus

I went as Joe Jonas

[KyoruMizuruki]

When i head Ryan said 'scary', i knew what was coming next XD

[SuperJeenius]

I totally thought the last line of Drew's hoedown was going to be "well it's really easy, I fuck her in the ass!"

[CanadaMuthafukka]

@SuperJeenius That would have been better

[MegaRazorback]

im really sursprised that they let wane say his.....

[magickage]

@MegaRazorback Well it's not like children would know what the Ku Klux Klan is.

[DSHaseo]

@magickage That depends on if they had US History already.

[HotDogsAndRelish]

omg collins is my fav by far

[dlh9690]

Sooo...what's the deal? Did they make Ryan come up with another one after he did his penis version??

[jimLuTTeR]

I like to go trick or treating every single year

when people see my costume they scream in fear

what i dont get is why they scream and run away

cause they keep on doing this every single day

[TheSgtmatthewbaker]

last year's halloween was really narly

in the garage i found some guy named barey

he was scary because he was so hairy

today i realized he was dressed as Drew Carey

[skullkid3]

Dressing up on Halloween is what I like to do

'Cos underneath the costume, noone knows it's you

But if there's one costume that makes everyone flee

Is when I go out Trick or Treating just dressed up as me.

[CB1611av]

I love Halloween, I get lots of sweets

Lately it's been really fun because now I can tweet

I tweet when I got houses that say I'm scary

It's part of a survey for my costume of Drew Carey

[Crimedog3333]

Every year on Halloween I like to dress up funny.

Like Daffy Duck or Goofy, or maybe Bugs Bunny.

But my favorite thing that I like to do for fun.

Is riding on my Harley, dressed up like a Nun.

[SimuLord]

I love going to parties every Halloween

I gotta say, I really love the scene

One year my costume was the best one of the night

I dressed up as Tim Curry and sang Sweet Transvestite!

[CreativityCrazed]

is it just me or does it seem that ryan and drew sorta hate each other lol!

[LeifWilly]

lol.. they all tease each other all the time.

Have you noticed all the crap that Collin gets? xD

[JoshWhitaker87]

then how he sometimes turns it all around and nails them. awsome.

[RicoSuave803]

For last halloween my costume was the grim reaper

it wasnt too good it wasn't a keeper

i made a big mistake that made a fool of me

on the name tag of "reaper" i left out an "e"

[metalguyn]

lol

[doaftheloaf]

@RicoSuave803 grim reapr? that's not so bas.

[doaftheloaf]

@doaftheloaf it appears i can't spe3ll either.

[VideoGameCharacter89]

@doaftheloaf Grim R[e]aper. Grim Raper

[doaftheloaf]

@VideoGameCharacter89 well duh.

[bobcrane123]

the thing about halloween is that its a bore kids go go round dressing like a whore well if theres one thing iv learned you shouldnt mess with is the kids you wanna have sex with makes no sense haha

[ShadowDerek]

I don't think Kathy has ever done a hoedown has she?

[jlspma]

Wow it's that time of the year isn't it?

Fuck.

[jlspma]

wrong spelling....'hole'

[klondike460]

Kathy Greenwood is HOTTTTTTT

[Rupnath]

I was actually just gonna say that!

[helloworld1222]

From 2.00 - 2:04 - is Drew giving Ryan the finger? :)

[Tinkleheimer]

Haha I'd imagine he is :P

[rachelrandom6]

Oh on halloween people said "you're dumb"

Cuz last year i d'cided to go dressed as a thumb

Nobody made fun of me, it seemed to make them sick

I didn't even realize my costume was really a dick.

[Parodyoflife1102]

"This is the last year I go as a nude."

Ha ha. I'd go to his house.

[szyroki]

I'd do Laura Hall.

[streamnizzle]

everything thinks im crazy cuz i say the same thing. shes not fine or anything but id def do her too

[TomandaustinRV]

same here.  she's one of those chicks who sometimes looks really good sometimes, and average other times, but she always looks fuckable.

[bigmsk8ing]

i knew someone would make a drew carey joke on this one

[wickedfeylady]

Colin's little dances are so cute lol

[SirRobin126]

I love colin's verse

[Naddi83]

ryans first attempt was funnier in the bloopers LOL but still good :)

[thesheep91]

Does anyone know if they actually make up this on the spot or if they get some time to think first?

[whyb0ther]

They have to make it up on the spot

[xbeckaiix]

they make it up on the spot, i asked colin when i saw im on the street in Toronto

[shrks2cup20]

cool. u met colin. sweet.

[xbeckaiix]

i know! :D

[cenasucks911]

on the street? and you just walked up to him? did you get an autograph

[xbeckaiix]

of course i walked up to him... he was with his wife, she was so sweet, as well as colin, but i always knew colin was sweet!

hes been my idol since like 2002! and yes i did! that made my year... it was like 2007

[Parodyoflife1102]

They do make it up on the spot, but if they mess up they do it over.

[sjjeross4]

is it really today

is it really here?

i got me a costume

that is a little queer

i don't mean in the weird way

let me tell you why

my costume this year

freddy mercur-ie

[prfctcellrulz]

This Halloween, my costume's really hot,

I'm going as a famous robot.

I shoot lasers at all the kids and now I'm doing time,

That's what I get for going as OPTIMUS PRIME!

(REVENGE IS COMING: 6.24.09!)

[kristelandreajonas]

LOLOLOLOL DREW HAHAHA CONDOM! LMAO.

lmao colin LMFAO! =))

[linited]

they just got betr and betr

[burinec]

Colin - brilliant pervert :)

[mstruz]

after ryan finished i bet drews givin him the finger behind colins back while talking to the camera

[jackfenton14]

Drew wears a rubber mask, i guess i dress up for halloween six times a week

[zeldafan501]

hilarious XD !!!! by the way, you people who wrote ur own hoedowns theyre really good :P

[Shinkada]

Colin looks so smug after his hoedown. XD

[Mario6667777]

I've been looking for this, I kept remembering ...something scary...Drew Carey, but never new where it came from. 1:48

[LufflyPanda]

I have the scariest costume in all of the land

When I opened up the door, all the kids ran

As I chased them, they screamed, "She's right behind us!"

Did you guess my costume? It was Miley Cyrus.

[volleygal13225]

hahaha.! omigodd! i hate her! tht was the funniest hoedown verse EVER! haha. my friends are laughing too! yu rock!

[prfctcellrulz]

XD!!!!

[johnrkocena]

@LufflyPanda it was milllllllllleeeeeeeeyyyyyyy cyyyyyyyyyrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuusss­ssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gjgahan]

I'll dress up as a werewolf this Halloween.

My costume's so realistic, it makes everyone scream.

I made the costume myself. I have quite the knack.

I got all the hair by shaving Drew Carey's back.

[ndingo]

some poeple dont like halloween they think its kinda dumb

but to me i think is realy realy fun

each october 31st i alway give it a wirl

becuse it the only time of year where i can dress up like a girl

[JDEWHURST1092]

every time its halloween i have dodgy dream

i dream im being chased by that guy out of scream

i go down stairs, just for i bit

then i see scream again and just shout SHIT !

[DJWidget]

I got an invitation to come to a costume ball

But I couldn't buy a costume, I had to cash at all

Dressed only in my trousers when I got to the dance

I was a premature ejaculation; I just came in my pants

[dstebbin]

Lol, it's funny when you think about it!

[XeroScheneider]

"I just came in my pants" I like that that was real clever.

[steeleye55]

Halloween this year made very rich

i didnt go out as a ghoul or a witch

i went as a vending machine n didnt impose fear

They gave me a quarter n i gave them some beer

[imaselhazona]

it seems like Ryan uses the rhyme "scary-Carey" in every other hoedown...

[KunoichiKira]

" scary " + " carey " = natural harmony.

[trigunxvash10]

"i have the most horrifying costume u've ever seen

when the children see me they run away and scream

when it comes to costumes there is none more scary

i put on stupid glasses and go out as drew carey" HILL---LAIR----REE----ESSS!!!!­!

[dstebbin]

Halloween is the one night when I have lots of sex.

It's the one night when girls think I'm handsome as Malcom X.

The ladies never run away. They don't think I'm scarey.

Who needs a mask when you're as ugly as me!

[stick1903]

scarey and me? ... who the hell is malcom x?

[dstebbin]

Famous movie. Malcom X is a hero in that movie that was quite a looker.

[rockgirl920]

Malcom X wasnt just a movie he was a real person... he was a black human rights activist... i think it was denzel washington who played him in the movie... dont quote me on that.. im not too sure

[gjgahan]

I love trick-or-treating, getting all kinds of sweets.

I gain lots of weight, on my diet I do cheat.

Only problem is, my dad, he can't stand it.

What do you expect? He's a dental hygienist.

[akje93]

they just say that kathy won so they dont have to hear her hoedown

[stick1903]

exactly!!!

[Dazanin1]

I love these. They're hilarious and really nostalgic :P

[animeflowergurl]

its quite clear that ryan hates hoedowns :D

[koalabear555]

He doesnt actually hate it.. it's part of the joke. Why do you think he always goes anchor? The directors make him..

[animeflowergurl]

oooh......haha i feel kinda stupid juz figuring that out now

[lejdcool]

thats funny, yet this get less and less original. They always slam on drew and colin as a fall back

[AmatuerProductionz]

ummm lejd...its comedy its supposed to be hurtful most of the time XD

[lejdcool]

I get the essence of the burn, yet why not burn somebody else for a change throw a curve ball

[AmatuerProductionz]

...cause drew is an easy target and colin is bald XD

[AmatuerProductionz]

and about the first comment again...how is this less original??????? this is actually one of the funniest to me

[lejdcool]

true just could they go through one without slamming on drew and colin, there's a whole world to be made fun of and they stick to those two

[Exophorie]

What, you expect them for making fun of Wayne for being black? Great suggestion.

[lejdcool]

who said anything about racism, you went there. I'm talking about celebrities, current events, there's a whole variety of them.

[Exophorie]

First of all, the show has ended. Get over it. They pick fun at each other because it's permissible in that type of comedy. Colin's bald; Drew is fat and has glasses; give me an obvious trait of Wayne's that can be 'belittled'.

[lejdcool]

I didn't know the show was done for I thought that they were just taking a break. Oh well, I'm done with this arguement, there is no sense to it. Also, wayne brady is a beast, there is nothing belittling about him.

[happymyster]

This Halloween was not my favorite day

I offered the kids candy, but they all ran away

When I opened my door they looked scared to say the least

This is the last year I get dressed up as a priest!

[g4bandit]

BURNED!!!!!

[martianfanatic007]

2:02 - drew is flipping him off

[Makantos]

I had a great costume, but it really did not last long.

I'll tell you what happened, right here in this song.

I kept getting robbed by a bunch of teens.

I guess that's what happens when I'm a sign that says &#$@ Halloween!

[DarkSoldier712]

When I dressed up this year, I found that I was bested

Because some police found, and so I was arrested

They got me for possessing MJ, and I didn't know what to do

That's what I get for dressing up as Shaggy from Scooby-Doo (Zoinks!)

[DarkSoldier712]

*found me

[youtubaholic]

good 1

[BeautifulDisaster478]

Niceeeeeeeee. (:

[Robbroy13]

i like ryan's first one better (penis in hand)

[trishkellytrishkelly]

haha yeah!

[Zombiecannonman]

I love to be scary

And make kids think of doom

But this year I didn't buy

A Halloween costume

But I was still freaky

How is that, you ask?

You see, I am Drew Carey

And I don't need a mask!

[youtubaholic]

lol! awesome

[luv2sing1019]

The Halloween costume I have is really bad,

The hat that comes with it is ripped just a tad

It looks so scary, even for me,

I got it, I'll go out as a zombie!

I know, it's kinda bad.

[reapersfriend44]

yes it is

[ud106c]

i put on stupid glasses and go out as drew carey!

[ilovedemilovato9999]

every time they do a rhyme that has a word with the "ary" sound in it, u know they're gonna make fun of drew.

[bryanguedes55555]

ryans part iz da best

[madpaintbalerx]

I love dress up scary, it's really really cool

I put on some makeup and act just like a ghoul

I make all the little kids whine and scream

Because when you're goth every day is halloween

[PODAngelsFan]

Last Halloween, my costume was quite the joke.

I went as a very, very pathetic bloke.

Some say it was a witch, or possibly Darth Vader.

But they're all wrong-- I went as Ralph Nader.

[EverythingOrNothing9]

Oh My GOD Kathy Greenwood Is SO HOT!! Like God Damn. I'll Be Dreaming Of Her Tonight

[punkerrabbit]

collin as usual, da bomb

[EverythingOrNothing9]

Colin** Spell It Right

[stevenhayden79]

'matrix11590 '

You basicly stole two veries from the episode and put them together with slight changes :S you suck

[Youngone0G9]

When Ryan says "Scary" you know he's gonna make fun of Drew :P