"tits! my tits! i bet you want to touch them dont you, i bet you want to lick them dont you. well come over here and try and ill kick you balls so hard they'll fly out your nostrals!" Caterina a tough little bitch, isnt she?
Kick your balls so hard they'll fly out your nostrils...... no matter how much I try, whenever I see Assassin's Creed, that's all I'm gonna think about- balls flying out of nostrils!
nd 6:28 "oh! theres the place where i can open the gate. lets just off the roof without checking if the coast is clear or not... even when there is a fucking good chance to use umy double hidden blade..."
why is it that everyone who makes these things has like zero game experience... even in a part of the game that is at the very end and is added with dlc, that you've had an intior game of time for improvement... i'd hate to have seen this guy at the very begingin first ever guy to be able to assasinate himself, like a hidden blade, (retarded button pressing) ezio stabs himself in the neck
Fica (cunt) its funny cuz its true
MegaToastGaming 2 months ago
For A Contessa She Swears As All Hell Belongs To Her
kibasucks 6 months ago
Holy shit! I didn't expect caterina to be so god damn brutal!
bonfire4000 7 months ago
Caterina : *random shit that she was saying*
Machiavelli : O.o
conconboy101 7 months ago
I like Joe during this massive battle all over the city the herald is just standing there talking about taxes and stuff.
Spinax711 7 months ago
Ezio:im sorry
Caterina:Don't be i had him killed
Ezio:oh.. *Cough* XD
goldust14 7 months ago
i dont know how but i didnt had to buy the dlc to play this part of the game :D
baciu14 8 months ago
Lol at Caterina's cursing, and that was only half of the insults!
TheLemonadeJellyfish 9 months ago
WOOOOO! caterina can talk!!! fuck! xP imagin wat machiavelli is thinking?!?!
LeeCeRules 10 months ago 2
WOOOOO! caterina can talk!!! fuck! xP
LeeCeRules 10 months ago
WOOOOO! caterina can talk!!! fuck! xP
LeeCeRules 10 months ago
Just listening to Caterina talk makes me think "Wow. I'm glad she's on my side."
UltimateRasengan13 1 year ago 2
lol 1:06 xd
carlitox370 1 year ago
You suck at this game, ur a fail at free running and why don't you just run to open the gate instead of fighting? OMG
XWViewer 1 year ago
wtf man u r dodgy at 4:20
TheBighairyfart 1 year ago
Porco demonio is "Oh fucking hell"? It sounds more like "demonic pig" to me... but then again, I don't know italian...
herofromthedark 1 year ago
lol i like caterina's attitude!! lol
campuppy99 1 year ago
shouldnt ezio be stinky after all the fighting, swimming, running and stabbing
scytheXmaster425 1 year ago
i just use the hidden blades..... u only have to do one reversal and they dead
mercifulfear 1 year ago
lol, the guards @ 5:06
"Merda, does anyone know what happend?"
Nick87F 1 year ago
"tits! my tits! i bet you want to touch them dont you, i bet you want to lick them dont you. well come over here and try and ill kick you balls so hard they'll fly out your nostrals!" Caterina a tough little bitch, isnt she?
potterbond 1 year ago
@potterbond
Kick your balls so hard they'll fly out your nostrils...... no matter how much I try, whenever I see Assassin's Creed, that's all I'm gonna think about- balls flying out of nostrils!
herofromthedark 1 year ago
uh whats a cunt?
necrodude76 1 year ago
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You don't want to know, lol
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Nait6661 1 year ago
I laughed so hard at this when Caterina said "I can't die I'm beeaautiiful!"
kenjuke 1 year ago
i find the dodge more affective than the counter for armoured guy (big and small) because if you can sweep around beside them you can insta kill them
baconzitz 1 year ago
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galacticuTM 1 year ago
lol 0:36 i dident knew that they were talking like that back in 1480-1490
SilentDeath981 1 year ago 2
6:40 is that savonarola in the background??
lolliee9 1 year ago
Also, the guy who did the gameplay totally sucks. He even missed the post sticking out of the water 2 feet in front of him. Epic fail.
Bethalaine 1 year ago 2
Every time I see Caterina and Ezio--
"GET SOME"
Bethalaine 1 year ago
rip your balls off! hahaha
"piss down your necks and stuff your faces up my cunt! i'll stick your balls with a fork and roast them over my kitchen fire!"
lmfao epic
alexkvaskov 1 year ago 2
Anyone else think that the red and green musketeers remind you of Mario and Luigi?
ShadowMark572556 2 years ago
@ShadowMark572556 Np, but I like the part in the game when Uncle Mario goes "IT'S ME, MARIO!"
Bethalaine 1 year ago
Caterina is my type of woman.
kor88 2 years ago 35
@kor88 and Rosa is my type of woman LOL
MrTeetertotter9 1 year ago
@kor88 yea she tells the truth
MrBranman718 9 months ago
@kor88 Not if you came to forli and saw her saying all that at the guards.. you'd be like.. ._.
conconboy101 7 months ago
@kor88 classy and elegant is she not? lol
spikegilfer1997 6 months ago
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Get Assassins Creed 2 and an XBox or PS3 Free...visit my channel and look for the AC2 Video!
offer2try 2 years ago
Heh heh, the horse around 2:30 must be high on something. He just stands there while people are fighting all around him.
"Whoa, chill out, monkeys..."
kuljeskelija 2 years ago
man this guys terrible even with an intior game of practice, like o perfect double assasination... nah i'm fuckin stupid i'll use my throwing knives
max170892 2 years ago
agree... 16/100 feathers collected...
nd 6:28 "oh! theres the place where i can open the gate. lets just off the roof without checking if the coast is clear or not... even when there is a fucking good chance to use umy double hidden blade..."
xxPyrOxxFanG 1 year ago
why is it that everyone who makes these things has like zero game experience... even in a part of the game that is at the very end and is added with dlc, that you've had an intior game of time for improvement... i'd hate to have seen this guy at the very begingin first ever guy to be able to assasinate himself, like a hidden blade, (retarded button pressing) ezio stabs himself in the neck
max170892 2 years ago
@max170892 then you didn't watch this walkthrough, mahalo isn't at all bad at this game. go make a walkthrough yourself if you're so good
alexkvaskov 1 year ago
for a lady she swears as hell!
papemario 2 years ago 30
when is the 2 dlc coming out in febuary
dartmoorman15 2 years ago
lmao shes a slut
liljoey111 2 years ago
yeah how do you get this level ?!
theguywhomadepie 2 years ago
Is that on ps3?:D
fred4140 2 years ago
@fred4140 yes.
gamerguy778 2 years ago
@gamerguy778 all-right maybe on AC2 but not on other games!(:
fred4140 2 years ago
@fred4140 ?
gamerguy778 2 years ago
you guys are fucking blind
gianenudo 2 years ago
dont be an ass
gamerguy778 2 years ago
Well.. sorry
but come on the description says its on the 360 and look at the commands on top they are clearly xbox 360 controller buttons
gianenudo 2 years ago
wat ission is this in te game
p.s i know its not in te game but how do u get to this level?
Mr25assassin 2 years ago
0:50 Tackle time !
tulinehullu 2 years ago
Caterina is so classy..
lnvaderBlu 2 years ago
was that Luigi???
Shenty117 2 years ago
wow Caterina is a fiery woman xD
lots of flowery words coming from her mouth lol
clarish2009 2 years ago
oh wait, the PC version DOES include the DLCs! WOOT
ChouJui 2 years ago
lol tehy'd better include this in teh PC version =P
ChouJui 2 years ago
lol the soldiers look like mario and luigi
KikoBonifacio 2 years ago 3
its so funny how he starts assasinating all the templars and no one notices hes in the middle of the battle
gatoman46 2 years ago
caterina sure knows how speak like a woman
FreakyFunkyOgre 2 years ago 2
is this a new assassins creed 2 which is called assassins creed 2 battle of forli ?
SteppinRazor193 2 years ago
@SteppinRazor193 nope, just an add-on with a few extra missions
freak151 2 years ago
Why were you wasting time with the guards?
Blue0Age 2 years ago
life bar is HUGE!
qnzdominicano2 2 years ago
you have to wear the armour of altair and get all of the codex pages to increase your life bar too full.
dungeonmaster16 2 years ago
nope, just buy armor from blacksmiths, complete the game, and you get all the codex pages on a mission
charliekid5 2 years ago
i do caterina i do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ChrisStopHer01 2 years ago
lol my tits my tits!!! you want to lick them don't you? lol!!!
BOBTHEBERT 2 years ago
thats clever,so the missing memories are now dlc's.cool
caramelmodel 2 years ago
lol i luv caterina
blackfairy28 2 years ago
Will you be posting all 8 parts tonight?
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RaymanChannel 2 years ago
@RaymanChannel arse hole
TheGoodWillSpreader 2 years ago