Michael Jr. "Jesus LIL brother"

[megakrazygirls]

he went to my church Calvary chapel

[spadesofjoker]

@TheWhitestKidUKnow87 yeaa I was there to! the best part of him was he wouldn't laugh at his own jokes because he was hiding it very obviously

[TheWhitestKidUKnow87]

Michael Jr. was amazing at TCTC in Knoxville, TN this weekend.

[CreamOnBagel]

Back then, they should've made black people comedians, not slaves.

[MegaP0wN]

I love this guy, he came to my church and I got his DVD for me and he signed it himself

[RocknForJesus]

With yo sandles on?

[tranurse]

think about it, if james and his other brothers didn't believe jesus was the messiah, why are we surprised when other people don't? because james didn't even believe until he saw jesus on the road after he had been crucified.

[sway3546]

Freakin hilarious!!!

[thatkidushldkno]

not funny i disliked this

[shutyuhscunt]

remember me of dave chapel

[knight5659]

lol took me a second for that drowning one hilarious xD

[andes355]

Yeah I bet one time Lil' James almost drowned too. Like in Matt:8:23-27

[daBballbeast10]

Funny

[UdoShan]

"He wasn't James CHRIST!"

Heck, he wasn't even James BROWN!

(Yeah, I know. Corny...)

[trueblue360]

@UdoShan still good!

[peacheslovesjesus]

@UdoShan He was waaay better than James Brown. But I get it. (lol)

[IrishBeau6]

Matthew 13:55, Mark 6:3, Galatians 1:19, and he was the author of the book of James

[Videogamekid1992]

Where in the bible does it say he has a little brother?

[Saul578227]

Micheal Jr came to my school today :D

[IronMaidenVocalCover]

he came to my school today =)

[BadGradeGenious]

michael jr. just performed at my school but i missed it bacause of my best friends birthday, and i am not sure which one i shouldve done, help me out here guys!

[quincee33]

@BadGradeGenious that was nice of you to see your best friend on her/his birthday!

[sgallion1]

Wow! Just saw you on TBN and Wow. I know your gift of comedy is from God; because I've never laughed so hard at any comedian. God Bless You and the Glory you are bringing to the Kingdom of God!!

[SISTEMBAYAREA510]

HEY BRO, JUST SEEN YOU ON TBN AND I FELL IN LOVE WITH YOUR MINISTRY. JUST WANTED TO ENCOURAGE YOU. CONTINUE IN GREATNESS FAMILY. GOD BLESS.

[MsBrooklynChic]

"You just gonna stand there with your sandals on?"

haha! love it!

[louislaryssa]

I would love to see him in person! He is too funny! lol

[VBH120]

why cant you be more like Jesus 

[jord111222333]

WEll, Jesus actually had 4 younger brothers. James was the first. Joseph was second, Simon was third and Judas (Jude) was last. He also had sisters but it doesn't state how many

[Shua01]

This is really funny, but James was not Christ's biological brother. Still love Michael Jr. Hope to see him live someday.

[lifeonamission]

@Shua01 He wasn't? Are you sure? Why not? Just curious.

[shadowsaiyan]

@Shua01 Yeah, they were half brothers. Same mom, different daddies. But I'm pretty sure most folks didn't know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' daddy at the time... Doesn't make the joke any less funny... lol

[powerfromthelord]

"I bet one time James almost drowned" Hahahahahahhahahaa! He found out he can't walk it out on that H2O!!

[whisperandsecret]

"You jus gon stand there with yo sandals on? You not gon make no wine?" Hilarious.

[immabeliever1017]

"you just going to stand there with yo sandals on ?" lol love michaeljr . saw him at impact !

[Mr30000and1]

@immabeliever1017 Whats Impact??

[immabeliever1017]

@Mr30000and1 impact is like a summer camp for christian youth groups . it's really amazing , i love it ! :)

[1jachick9]

dwl...this guy is funny!!!

[N4GMetal]

Oh man... Funny stuff!

[adyml]

u are gona stand there with your sandles on...

[CrazyPhycoKiller13]

I saw him at MSYC he was so funny

[SuperByrio]

MICHAEL JR CAME TO MY CHURCH HE WAZ SAYING DAT JOKE, BUT HE MADE A DIFFRENT JOKE HERES HOW IT WENT

James: mom dad

parents: yes james

James: i really like dis girl but wat should i do???

parenta: well wat will jesus do???

lol

thumbs up if you like the joke.....

[johngwan]

@SuperByrio hahahahahah tooooo funny!!!!

[kimolainen]

@SuperByrio And the funny part in this joke is where?

[Califacience]

@kimolainen

Nowhere probably, for a non-Christian,.

 i feel the same way when i hear alot of secular comedians

[jayrthesinger]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooool this is jokes!

God bless this guy

[AlwaysHopeAlwaysLove]

aw...poor james!

[annabana]

Lol. "I bet one time, James almost drowned." Too funny!

[lcheckin]

You just gon' stand there with your sandals on? Too funny!

[dancerfroggy223]

@zuppup1 OMG MMEEEEE TOO I love this guy he was highlarious lol I hope he comes back next year!!!

[zuppup1]

just saw this guy at the penndel youth convention. he was SOOOOOO funny! i love it.

[miichellexbabii]

@zuppup1 same ! in hershey right?

[zuppup1]

@miichellexbabii YES! :D :D :D awesome weather we had.

[Jamaari20]

wasn't he the Red Turbo Ranger?

[Purpose30]

I think the person your thinking of is... Micheal Jr. He's done it before this. Can't wait to see him at ASU!!! Not only great comedian, but man of God!!!

[OriginalHazeBX]

That's sad :\ he took this joke from someone, I forgot who but it's exactly the same one, didn't even bother changing words.

[Churrrrbro]

JAMES CHRIST! hahahahahahaha GREAT COMEDIAN!!!

[eaglrombie13]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHhAHHahaha­h this was HILARIOUS xD!!

[Jesussaves1980]

this is to funny!

[LAL09champs]

haha.."why cant you be more like jesus?"

[cherryblack4u]

lol. He visited my church, super funny guy

[Ainesis3]

I'm rolling.  "James Christ"! ROFL!!!

[romansch6]

hahaha i bet one time James almost drowned

[mikhairy]

He came to my church today...legit dude.

[kabadanke]

I like...

[AllTheLyrics551]

omg he went to our school!

[jonboyxl]

hes funny :D

[warloksrule]

so funny seen him live at my church today :)

[Belatonin]

Wow. I'm usually repulsed when comedians tell jokes about God. But this was resonably funny.

[saixisnumber5]

It took me a couple of seconds to get that last one! haha that was great. i love comedians that don't cuss they're just so much funnier

[MrAdrian2010]

Why can't you be more like Jesus, James?...lol... Too funny

[Gorudu]

I saw this guy live at a fundraising event. He was a lot of fun to see.

[Carlonator3]

i bet one time james almost drowned lol funny shit

[auntafrica]

um...we're talking bible here...leave out the cussing...

[dutchmcgee101]

Guys if it says brother, it's a brother okay, simple as that.

[kimchiman777]

Funny stuff!

[darkominem]

wow.

are u guys seriously taking a comedy routine and making it into a discussion on hermeneutics?

just laugh for goodness sake.

[donny6085]

If you're like me, and you believe the Bible when it says, All Scripture is inspired by God (2 Timothy 3:16a, NASB), you'd have to ask yourself this question: If when God inspired Ezekiel, He was careful to ensure that cousins and other relatives were not referred to as brothers, why in heaven would He let Matthew and Luke refer to cousins as brothers in Greek when Greek actually has a word for cousin? That just does not follow logically

[ho7ly77]

brther dony..i agree with u.thanks 4 ur insight

[donny6085]

For instance, Ezekiel 11:15 starts off with, "Son of man, your brothers, your relatives, your fellow exiles and the whole house of Israel..." (NASB). In this verse a "relative" is distinguished from a "brother.

[donny6085]

But supposing the word cousin had not been available to them; would they have used the word brother instead? This would not fit the Biblical pattern. I do not know if there is a Hebrew word for cousin; if there is, it isn't used in Scripture. Nevertheless the Old Testament writers still did not fail to differentiate between brothers and relatives who were not brothers.

[donny6085]

Now, Greek does indeed have a word for "cousin," anepsios, which is used in Colossians 4:10 to describe the relationship between Barnabas and Mark. Paul, who wrote Colossians, and evidently knew the word for "cousin", did not apply it to James, the Lord's "brother", in Galatians 1:19. Matthew and Luke also wrote their gospels in Greek, and they certainly had a word for "cousin" at their disposal. They didn't use it because it was inaccurate: these were Jesus' real brothers.

[jrock2662]

This has to be one of the Cleanest & Funniest segments on Youtube!

2 many comics 2day think youi need to be dirty & have use profanity to be funny!

This Guy is absolute Class!

[loloserotfl]

mary was a virgin till jesus was born then they had james stop trying to say how it is until u read it

[yamagoof]

Michael Jr is fabulous! He's not only hilarious, but he's clean AND using humor, incorporates Scripture into his comedy. I love it! :)

[airde312]

He wasn't James Christ.. that was hilarious.

[prashkelly88]

i bet one day james drowned!! oh shitt !!! ROFL!!

[ATate559]

LMBO!!! he's hilarious!

"u just gone stand there with yo sandals on?"

[siamus]

lol, yeah...lol!

[lilangel292]

LOVE THIS.SOMETHING ABOUT GOD

[PENTECOSTALES238]

this guy is so funny man i wish he could come to our church

[1z2y3s4t5e6r]

seriously

[jotunmarty]

"he wasnt james christ" hahahahaha he is so funny!!! and people say all christian humour is bad...

[Nocturnallif78]

Ain't that the truth

[carnaco2]

There are a lot of Christian comedians currently doing clean humor. They mostly appear in churches, and their DVDs or CDs are in Bible book stores or through the internet, not in major retail outlets. Robert G. Lee and Nazareth are two that come to mind.

[BMI07]

i love that joke at the end lol

[Nocturnallif78]

Your not the only one he's hillarious

[markmata44]

haha this is so jokes :D

[brownsugardeb]

I LOVE MICAEL JR. HE IS THE BEST.

[jomomo]

is that true?

[GsShay]

Some of it is. lol

[donny6085]

yes Jesus had brother named James, archologist found his remains a few years ago

[phlawless1911]

Mmm.. to say that archaeologists "found his remains a few years ago" is a bit of an oversimplification of the issue.

donny6085 is referring to the James Ossuary, an object of great controversy in the world of biblical archaeology. Quite an interesting situation...

[donny6085]

James, the brother of the Jesus (Mark 6:3; Matthew 13:55; Acts 12:17, 15:13, 21:18; Galatians 1:19, 2:9, 12; I Corinthians 15:7) nonetheless Jesus did have a brother named James, whether you decide to accept or reject that idea is up to you.

[freshmuzic]

By brother the Bible means cuzin. In some languages the say brother/sister for cuzzin.

[donny6085]

Go study the greek and hebrew translations. However if you honestly beleive that Jesus didn't have sibblings is pure gullibility based on the fact that mary and joeseph didn't have sex, how stupid is that.

[freshmuzic]

Was his brother from Mary? Did mary have intercourse wit Jacob. Please tell me where u got this info cause I read it again and it said brother. But english traslations are wierd in the bible like the word day meaning yom which has many definitions. Don't call me gullible cause some translation I read awhile ago said so. U don't kno me. Just give me ur source so I can find out the truth. God bless.

[karinablack]

Joseph was Mary's husband... not Jacob :)

Try: The Word

it's translated into modern English and is a bit easier to understand.

[freshmuzic]

I ment Joseph I typed the wrong name, so did marry have another child with Joseph before his death. I read it it says brother but other versions say cuzin.

[siamus]

the only ones that I heard say that the brothers were really cousins, are Catholics. I think it has something to do with them wanting to make Mary seem like she really was a perpetual virgin...which is crazy. She was married. You don't think she was interested in some quality time with Joseph? The family was pretty big. Jesus had both brothers and sisters. It's right there in the bible in black in white.

[freshmuzic]

Yea I figured this out already but thanx, I'm not catholic.

[saponumberone]

amen...im argung that topic with my sister

[saixisnumber5]

Man. Imagine livin in that house.

"C'mon Jesus can you mess up ONE TIME to make us look better??"

"Uh...No. I have to save your soul, sorry"

[dutchmcgee101]

I agree with you bro.

[elserenojubileechoir]

where can i contact michael jr?

[YOBABYBUBBA]

dude, funny!

[BCviolin8290]

lol, i could imagine this happening!

[fvuur]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! SCORE!!!!

[ChenXiHao]

finally....audio

[bethainy]

You know, we can do a lot of the things that Jesus did... like heal the sick, raise the dead. That's because God's power resides in us. Even the disciples did those things, and we're His disciples too.

[ReasonLogic]

What dead have you risen?

[bethainy]

None yet, but I still know that God can do it... and I hope He decides to do it through me someday.

[ReasonLogic]

I hope that when the situations comes up, you'll have this in your heart at the time. God bless.

[extremeorigami]

brilliant :)

I remember this from the movie guide awards