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  • LOL "No, don't touch that" 'WHY?"

  • this video brings me too much joy

  • jpmetz you're awesome :D I laughed my ass off!

  • I LIKE THIS PORN. LOL

  • "Well where's Tom?"

    "Oh I don't know he's out in his car smoking pot"

    LMFAO

  • "N-no, don't touch that"

    "Why? :o" lmao

  • Myspace is sexy :D

  • Myspace is RIGHT THERE! LMAO!

  • i thought the guy in the purple was anthony at first O.O

  • You look pretty as a blonde

  • i have a friendster >.>

    

  • MySpace Has A Facebook O.o

  • You are the hottest blonde.

  • i thought u were billie piper and billie piper is not a boy for people who dont watch doctor who

  • =D cupcakes for twitter...DRIVE me to san frinsisco so i can drop these off at the twitter office.

  • hehehehe

  • I wish I had a nicky to drive me around!

  • you look pretty with blonde hair o___o

  • Aww, you look like a less creepy Lady GaGa!

    I think you should make a music video <3

  • "you think he likes brownies ?"

    "get out."

  • ACME...Now I'm having NJ flashbacks!!!

  • the fact that you're shopping at acme just made my day. i miss home!

  • Don't let his dumb myspace ass talk to you that way! He should have kissed your feet and cooked you the damn brownies.

  • I wanna make great awesome vids like her ! D: I don't have any because im lame ! o:!

  • HAHAHAHAHHA

  • lol 

  • You're prettier than her anyway. iJustine looks like a blow-up doll and has the brains to match.

  • Only difference between jpmetz and iJustine is that jpmetz is actually funny.

  • "They don't have cupcakes" Thats because you use cake mix to make cupcakes

  • I imagine that in NY where RWJ and all those YouTubers live all you can see is people holding cameras in from of their faces...

  • I saw your video first, and thank god I did. ijustine was a dumb bitch and I feel like I lost brain cells for even considering to watch that worthless video after yours.

  • why do we not have boxes of cookies in the UK!

    and if we do WHY DO I NOT KNOW ABOUT THEM?!

  • @FallenAngelForeva loool we do :) try sainsburies or another supermarket like that..lol

  • Ijustine is the cause of dumb blond jokes.

  • I hate ijustine. She's goes on and on about how pretty and blonde she is.

  • western family is expensive, shop at the evil wal-mart.

  • 3:05-3:09 xD Lmao funniest part and its so true

  • i love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!­ XD

  • Lmao! Justine your a riot! U could make a hot blonde.

  • You look kind of like Lady Gaga in this video. But x10000000 more beautiful.

  • I love the weird ass 70's music starting around 1 minute.

  • I love both Justines. They are both awesome in their own ways.

  • Awww I'm in love with both justines <3 :]

  • iJustine is probably the most annoying person on the planet. The only reason anyone cares about her is because she's hot. You actually have a sense of humor.

  • Ha that brookeeexx person's ACCOUNT IS CLOSED. Because JPmetz scared her away with her epicness!

  • your hotter than ijustine

  • @adam7ification No she isn't. Not even close. She is much funnier though.

  • what the hell? a store called acne

  • @jackyownyou acMe

  • @ShimmyHeart oops

  • You look absolutely gorgeous with blonde hair. Though, you look gorgeous no matter what. :3

  • lmao

  • poooooor Soundlyawake

  • AWSOME CAMERA WORK!!

  • I really want to meet you.

  • you actually look really pretty with blonde hair

  • Justine do you drive? do you still live with your parents?

  • u look like a mermaid with blonde hair <3

  • I would buy those cupcakes for you.....mini cupcakes...... Lots and lots of mini cupcakes

  • lmao, i love justine when she acts like this, i mean dont get me wrong i love her insulting me, but i just love to see her in a different perspective

  • lol "friend me on facebook" hahaha

  • Mire la mirandose como la pinche Britney, jpmetz eres chingona!

  • your so pretty with blonde hair <3

  • uhhhh what's on your head.."Paris hilton"

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  • hahahahaha the ending.

  • "THIS IS SOME TYPE OF GLUE FACTORY"

    xD

    wtf

  • I love iJustine :D

  • ID FUCK HER WITH BLOND HAIR BUT IN DOGGY STYLE

  • is that a wiggg 

  • @zXxToKiOHoTeLxXz dumb ass question.

  • @zXxToKiOHoTeLxXz that was sarcasm right?

  • @AnimalLover125 That can't be a serious question right?

  • lol sounds like someone is peeing in the background during the last part.

  • I am pissed you provided a link to that other lame Justine. I WASTED MY LIFE WATCHING HER VID! the hell

  • "FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK" loll

  • hahaha omg why am I just seeing this!?

  • I like that wig.. it's 100% real Wookiee Pubic Hair

  • Hey Justine, I think your funnier than Justine. No offense 2 Justine.......

  • You wanna stop by friendster!?

    ...no

  • You're cute as a blonde, but your natural color rocks way harder.

  • ur house is a friggin mess!!!

  • 'hey myspace' :')

  • you should dye your hair that color it looks gorgeous on you !

  • haha your at vons you kinda look good with blonde

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  • WTF?!?! nikki is gay? :*(***

  • nikki is soooo hot, too bad hes gay :/

  • fuckin funny i love it

  • The blond really suits you!

  • "friend me on facebook"

    hahahaha

  • hahahaha "Hey MySpace"

  • Haha. "Myspace is right here"? LOL. Loving the blond hair Justine :)

  • Friendster ...lol

  • Ahaha Love this.

  • wow you are so nice justine

  • friendster....lol who uses that

  • lol! Look at this empty lot! you wanna go to friendster!

    ...no

  • You should totally dye your hair blond

  • i hate twitter.

  • you look good as a blonde =D

  • myspace resembles my friend doug something freaky, he even sounds like him kinda

  • haha that was awesome! ...very creative!

  • omg you look soo good with blond hair

  • "you dont want to meet myspace?'

    "no.. im good.."

    lmaoo.

  • you are a goddess!

  • Bahaha Acme, oh geeze, I forgot about that shit. My boyfriend worked in Acme for like two years in high school. Justine, you crack me up.

  • hahahahah justine's stupid

  • no. ijustine is annoying as shiiiiiiiiit

    sorry,

    kthxbye(:

  • Justine's awesome.

    Don't be butthurt because she made a parody of iJustine. That's what jpmetz does. She hates everyone.

    Get used to it.

    The hell.

  • rofl. xDD

    Watch he other videos. She's hilarious.

  • imitation is a form of flattery,

    so she's not really causing any offense.

    if iJustine ain't making a big deal out of this, you shouldn't either.

    onwards~

  • jealousy you mean

  • good job telling other people they have no life when you're sitting on this same damn video defending your ditzy little ijustine.

    (:

  • i just think this whole thing is absolutely hilarious. obviously we all don't have lives since we're all commenting on this also. you must not have a life for resonding to my comments :) flattering

  • I'm glad you take that as a compliment, fat ass (:

  • of course I'm jealous of iJustine! she has a bajillion subscribers, she's gorgeous, makes awesome vids, etc. I'm a fan of hers... i'm not making fun of her, all i'm making fun of is how different we are. Ass

  • i love that you're low key though justine, if you had a bajillion subs you would forget about us little people.....not that you CARE

  • @jpmetz Everyone likes iJustine cause she is hot and makes good videos. But jpmetz is freaking hilarious, and beautiful to(:

  • @jpmetz LOL Owned by JpMetz

  • @brookeeexx pwned -.-

  • @brookeeexx

    imo shes better than ijustine because ijustine is fucking annoying

  • @brookeeexx DUMBASS! YOU NEVER SPEAK TO JUSTINE LIKE THAT!

  • Lmao, wow, you don't know Justine very well do you? Friggin idiot.

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  • I think she looks great just how she is

  • You're a dick.

  • No I'm not. You're a tool.

  • ur a bitch

    stop trollon u ass

  • Ha, wow. Fuckin ass. Theres a reason Justine - THIS Justine, the fucking awesome Justine - like, always gets 5 stars on her videos, and iJustines fluctuates. Thats because everyobdy fuckin loves this Justine, because shes great the way she is. Take your comments and keep them to yourself, because theyre fucking not needed. Dick.

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  • dude get a life, you r probably an obese man who get counsling makeing fun of other people to make ur self feel good.

  • You and your great friends make NJ appealing :) Even with all the liquid sunshine!!

  • lol

  • "Can we go to San Fransisco? I wanna bring this to the twitter office"

    LOL! That cracks me up!

  • That is the ugliest wig ive ever seen....

  • Pretty much the best video ever, or whatever. Not that I care enough to compliment you on it or anything. Actually, now that I've had a few seconds to think about it, that video sucked... yeah... so ... whatever the hell.

  • the stores name is really ACME??

  • LOL 'do you want to drop by friendster" vacant lot

  • great video.. i love twitter . follow me @twitrobo

  • lol friendster

  • metzjustine>ijustine

  • TOM,, POT HEAD,, LOL

  • ahaahaha, " vacant lot = friendster "

  • haha :D

  • lmfaoo

    I love the ending.

  • you should attach this to ijustine's video as a video response... get more views.  :o)

  • rofl

  • ahahaha...i love ijustine but you got her here lol

  • LMAO

  • Oh god that was so funny. And you DO look great in that wig! Don't dye it though. Then you'll have to deal with roots! D:

  • You look hawt as a blonde!! DO IT!

  • lol i love it!

  • i dont get it :-(

    maybe i shud find this original person

  • i thought everything from acme was a fail...?

  • LMAO

  • Justine you should dye your hair that color! You look so cute!

  • oh god i unfortunately work at an acme.... and everything is expensive its disgusting

  • Oh, is that that front-laced wig you were talking about getting? LMAO!

  • justine you are freaking hilarious!

  • Aww Mattie!

  • i was JUST JUST JUST WENT TO SAN FRANCISCO!!!

  • oh me too

  • Better than original

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  • LMAO.. no u did not g ooin the with that wig on.. lol @ nick discreetly holding the cam.

  • YOU SAID CUPCAKES BUT THEY'RE BROWNIES!!! lol

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  • i want a cupcake....

  • go blonde!

    now!

  • hahahahahaha myspace "friend me on facebook" hahaha! x