Dragon Ball: Evolution - Movie Review by Chris Stuckmann

[shafie11tv]

no it is a karate kid seqoel

[philham423]

I give the movie a negative star. But the show gets"OVER 9,000!!!!" stars. Thank you for reinforcing the good that is dragon ball and dragon ball z.

[biguy617]

Why does Stormsink like this film? He is such an idiot.

[BansaiiBerserker]

I couldn't agree more , and ill set my copy on fire for you np, I was so exited about the fact that a db movie was being released... Then it came out -.-#

Never been so disappointed before.

[the1nonlyMidFire]

Shia lebouf woulda bee a much better goku. He has the eyes. Death to chatwigg shitwig watever his name is

[kittykitty101001]

THE DIRECTORS RAPED DBZ AND THEN DBZ HAD A EVOLOTIONARY BABY THAT WAS RETARDED AND BRAIN DEAD! Also dude nice review

[freebird2468]

Worst movie I've ever seen. 1 million DBZ fans cried opening night.

[climzadrow7]

GOKU WOULD KILL THEESE MUTHERFUCKERS and for god sake chi chi like a model !!!?

[truehyperwilliam]

The worst part is I am one of those poor unfortunate souls who own this on DVD.

[FrE3k1991G]

i wanted to like this movie so bad.....so so bad......i even pretended to like it after i saw it, but i just realized later that that movie PISSED all over my childhood & i pretended to like it. you took the words out of my mouth.

christopher nolan should direct a reboot & michael bay direct all the pretty BOOM scenes lol

[Laurie688]

awww your pain is palpable...I saw it on tv and couldn't get through 10 minutes of it

[mrwonderful121]

dragon ball is amzing i bet the directors dont even know what dragon ball is -.- the actors the director the writers the cast everybody should be burn and erase from history please please lets just pitch in and buy the rights for dragon ball and made a movie ourselves a child can do a better job then this "director"

[dkoolscorpionx]

This movie raped my childhood memories!

Obviously there are more awful movies than DBE but all of us hated the movie,this movie pained us,it broke your heart.

I was surprised to know that this movie wasn't nominated for worst picture at the razzies!

[dirtsleeper714]

Get off the toilet!

I said hold on!

You're stinky.

[HermaphroGynandro]

Wanna review Felidae? That is a good film!  One of my favorites. I uploaded it to youtube.

[Fubukio]

Maybe you should put it as your life goal to write and/or direct a reboot for a DragonBall Live Action Movie.

[thumsupwhore]

they really should let fans make a script cause its fans that are the ones that gonna watch and the fan are the one that are gonna buy it and review it and reccomend it and if they wanna make money esspecially with animes which are some of the hardest to remake along with transformers and the tmnt movies maybe the dude who made the transformer movies should of made this cause the special effects would of been so much better and he would of chosen better actors for the movie

[1990banks]

TomChatalbash sent me :D.

Hahahaha omg, It's an old review but still awesome, because I shall never forget how awful DBE was and still is, it goes hand and hand with The Last Airbender by M.Night Shamalamadingdong haha.

[covertsniperr96]

Hmmmmm...............guess he didn't like it!

[wearefictional]

Wait....so you didn't like it?

[tenthousandyearsgoon]

not only do new movies suck, but new music does too! WTF IS happening ! I feel your pain bro I love DBZ and this movie sucked donkey balls.

[thexhorrorloverx33]

James Wong of Saw ?

[ChrisStuckmann]

@thexhorrorloverx33 You're thinking James Wan.

[thexhorrorloverx33]

@ChrisStuckmann ohh :P

[martialbeast]

i feel u fully man they were off

[DaArtist401]

I've tried to pretend this movie doesn't exist. I've tried to suppress the memory of having seen it, but unfortunately I've run into it every now and then. A more fitting name for this movie would be Dragonshit. It should come with a warning label "you will regret watching this". It's worst than the 7-day tape from the movie The Ring. At least you get to die after seeing that.

[tapiongoku1]

James Marsters is good as piccolo

[thegamer549]

This is how i felt when i saw The Last Airbender... Good review

[FlyingFocs]

Wow. He never swore in the review for the worst movie he's ever seen.

I'm still waiting for when he does. Anyone else?

[ScoobieD0]

I grew up with DBZ. I was about 10 I think when it aired. Cell Saga was epic. I watched 30 seconds of the DBE trailer and knew it was complete trash.

[Enivekdax17]

ive seen the first 5 episodes of the show, lame and drooling boring, never cared for the movie, thats how bad it is i guess...

[laichi16]

So, I should avoid watching this movie like I avoid watching 2 girls 1 cup?

[theceng]

elmo would have been a better choice for goku

[qwe6348]

i hate this movie too n cool shirt

[Markthemightyman]

I actually liked the street fighter movie lol but yes I agree this movie is a disgrace. i'm now 14 and i remember watching all the episodes. I don't remember the show that much so I may go back and watch the show again. Should I just go back and watch the original series?

[majinmosaic]

@Markthemightyman you should watch dragon ball z kai

[LinkinBasser]

dragonball z is my childhood, i too despise this movie

[MrSmashBrother]

@LinkinBasser Guys are you blind?? Dragonball Evolution was about Dragonball, not Dragonball Z!! Just wanted to point that out because everyone's saying DBZ this and DBZ that about the movie. But anyways yea its still a terrible movie and has nothing to do with Dragonball. =P

[LinkinBasser]

@MrSmashBrother im pretty sure everyone knows that who is a fan of the franchise, but dragonball z was what put it on the map so to speak, and is probably what most people watched before they saw dragonball, which was the case for me. DBZ was my childhood, not dragonball, but this movie still ruined it seeing as it had all the characters i grew up with.

[LittleHooty19]

dude i seriously think i know more about DBZ than you but you probably do

[JsAllStarWorld]

ok i haven't watch this movie jet, but thank's for the review

[zaneoninternet]

They got Rochi wrong as fcuck, also why did picolo have to do that shit, no one had any idea what they were doing.

[benjamyn10]

well did you know they got the rights to dragonball z

[Ir0neye]

lmao when you did the my name is yamcha thing i started cracking up, but yea this movie is a piece of shit

[GothUnionxoxo]

Same here, but the power effect even sucks and same here read, watch and seen everything about db and dbz and db gt.

[RandomHero845]

hahaha... goku never had a crush on Chi-Chi... Chi-Chi forced Goku to marry him.

[silverstone146]

i agree 100 percent with this review this movie is worse than anything i have ever watched not movies but videos in general

[Hyman74Roth]

WOW! I wondered if you really get really angry and I never thought you did until now, lol!

[M3rtyville]

How much money did you get for taking the DVD with you? This shit sucks over 9000 xD

There are plenty of DB (not Z) movies (animated) which remade the entire adventure of Goku till he beats 1 of his main opponents in 1-2 hours.

[afrosmaximus]

Just a random comment, but you look a lot like the Uzbek boxer Ruslan Chagaev.

[Tyronor]

have no fear. i mite write DBZ new film, but it wont tie in with this crap. i have an outline made and the story is 100% better. i will get help with it if i work on it. :)

[starcream5000]

i hate dragonball evolution i wish it wasnt made i was soo appaled by it and i just wanna make that movie a person and fight it i hate that movie anything is better it is the worst movie and just hurt soo much to watch it was shocking how bad it must have been a joke cuase theres no way they really tried

[kfki]

dude you look like tom cruse in this video!

[videogameviolence1]

lol 5:38 thru 5:40

[MindOfCreativity]

Goku should be played by an asian guy I think.

[FallenX100]

@MindOfCreativity hell no, I hate it when asian guys play people from anime in movies, if you look closely Goku's eyes a wide open, I am sorry but it just wouldn't look right, DAMN

[thejutumu]

i broke my tv watching this movie. i got so mad i got up and punched it off the stand.

[dannymixboy]

you shoud made a vid about what you would make a dbz movie I like to see it

[dannymixboy]

they used airbending NOT KI !!!!!!

[JediMasterXunill15]

Chris, I feel your pain man. I LOVE the original DB and DBZ, and this movie just killed it. We all feel your pain. :'(

[FadeBlack1990]

Show us your RAGE!RAGE!RAGE!RAGE!

[TheSawfan101]

Worst film of 2009. Period.

[BlazeTheMovieFan]

The anime is a lot better.

[sexygirl88ize]

I started watching db and dbz when i was 17 my boyfriend showed me the episodes and i became a dork for the anime and anime lol i saw dragonball evolution and i walked out the theatre and got my money back within 34 minutes of the movie it was awful and really cheesey ugh! hated it!

[mfweezy35]

we all feel the same way!

[terryagyekum]

for some reason u remind me of paul rudd from role models lol

but yeah funny vid i loved dragonball as a kid and i never saw the movie i forgot it even came out as a movie

[devilstoysuk]

IM a huge dbz fan as well and I agree with you 100 percent! But I must add that james masters deserves a lot flack also for being in the movie and saying hes a huge fan ... he also once said." we might have not made the movie fans wanted"..you think mr masters?

[sfighter991]

ROTFL!!!

Actually I have grown to enjoy it fo what it is (no offense), however I would like to see them reboot it and do it right, FOR THE FANS!

[Bulletguy97]

That exactly how I felt about the Last Airbender. This movie still sucks, though.

[moviedude1500]

Chris,

Who do you think should have played Goku, other than Justin Chatwin, if you would actually make a movie based off of Dragonball Z?

[mbckproduction]

I think you cant really expect much from a guy who did the one and Final destination 3 prior to this pile of crap.....so I´m heavely doubting his Director skills

Saw this film like you as big fan of the show and was just pissed and angry.

Btw rice rant.....this movie does not deserve a real Review^^

[crownpictures]

you made me want to watch this movie. also, your yamcha impression was awesome.

[thomas481995]

you should re upload your review of Ponyo. Seeing as it was your first review.

[beastlyhai01]

hahaah awesome 9 minute long rant can't wait to see what you are going to review this year chris, my favorite youtube movie critic is back yeah!

[aczumel]

I bet you hate last airbender more.

[ChrisStuckmann]

@aczumel Nooooooooooooooo DBE disgraced my childhood and it's my pick for worst movie of all time. There are movies that came out in 2010 that I disliked more than TLA.

[KiIlerCamera]

Dont worry Chris, you can direct the next Dragon Ball movie. Dragon Ball Evolution 2: The Not So Shitty Film.

[shakie1828]

you say hate a lot chris.

AND.

it makes me laugh soooooo much that this is 9 minutes long hahahahaha lmfao. legit.

[ChrisStuckmann]

@shakie1828 In this review my hate is justified and true. Believe me.

[primemovies4life]

Excellent review Chris, I actually never saw this, thanks for bringing back. I loved seeing in so much rage, this is even more rage than in your review of The Last Airbender. I watched Dragonball Z some when it was on, and I hated Dragonball Evolution. Very good detail about what made you hate the movie compared to what you loved about the Dragonball Z TV show. James Wong was a fantastic writer of The X-Files TV show, I think Dragonball Evolution is the death of his career. Great review!!!!

[BambuProductions]

Seeing you with such rage it's quite hilarious! Never seen the movie and no intention to do it it's something I decided when the trailers for these came out I was like no way I'm seeing this crap! I watched the tv show when I was little here it was HUGE very very popular unfortunatly I don't remember much of it but still it's really infuriating when they mess with childhood stuff.

[davidrcastro37]

It was bad, but you haven't seen horrible until you've seen Never Surrender and Beatdown

[EZRASHUGEREVIEWS]

This review was awesome!

[ryan57361]

I never watched the show and I still hated the movie. That shows how bad the movie is

[SeanWebcomOfficial]

I LOVE this review! Thanks for re-uploading! XD

[CaliCriticReviews]

I never saw this and I'll stay true to my word.

[DirectorAlexC]

Really, really, really nice review Chris. Can you please do a video of your DVD collection?

and have you noticed that every TV show turns to a movie that sucks.

[moviedude1500]

WHOA! one of your first reviews. I remember watching this review all the time

[Deadite01]

The first review I ever watched of yours! I love this review!