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  • what a b.o.s.s. BOSS

  • The last tim I was around a bunch people screaming cox...

    I left the pride parade.

  • Christuuuuurk.

  • Cox Cox Cox Cox Cox Cox Cox Cox!!!!!!!!

  • The ego has landed.

  • @jculver1674 that's funny! ahahahahahaha

  • JESUS H COX

  • "IT WAS MEEEEE"

  • "Thats Me Daddy"!

  • Apparently it was Chuck Ruff and not Dr. Cox.

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  • 'Oh! My God! It was me! I did it, I'm a genius, I'm a huge brain in a ripped up body, I am Jesus H. Cox, M.D.'

  • do subtitle ; by Chris Turk = question !! hahaha

  • "You see, this fabulous diagnosing machine? It runs on props."

    Legend.

  • Jesus H. Cox. Awesome.

  • cox for president

  • I am Jesus H. Cox....M.D.

  • Dr Cox is the best character in scrubs , love his never ending, sarcasm speeches.

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  • LOL LOVE COX

  • It was me Austin! It was me all along!

  • Cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks...

  • i dunno why wen this was on tv few days ago they cut out the i am jesus h cox probaly cuz they didnt wanna 'offend' religious twats

  • Lol @ 0:37

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  • What's the H stand for in Jesus H. Cox? :S

  • @Gabriel199666 House... MD ;-)

  • @vikkan85 what's the MD for aswell then? :/

  • @Gabriel199666 Medical Doctor..

  • @LeBronForTheWin Ahh thanks :L

  • Hilarious!

  • 20 people wish it was them

  • I wish I could come up with funny rants like this off the top of my head.

  • gotta love Cox :)

  • Where is the step forward coxie? :P

  • wow dr cox is a dick

  • @kingsworldbluecrashz Dr. COX is a DICK.

    Way to go, Captain Obvious :D

    We all still love him though!

  • haahahahahahaaa

  • In my defence i was up late watching a designing women marathon!

  • Why was everyone chanting "cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks" at the end o.O

  • @Ur0pinionDoesntCount Gay zombies.

  • A crowded room, plenty of women, chanting "Cox" repeatedly, WHERE WAS THE TODD????

  • @southstander92 to many people too hi five. would have a heart attack.

  • It was me, Jesus H. Cox!

  • 2 minutes and 5 seconds of win :D

  • "ME ME ME ME SO ME" :D lmao

  • The crowd in the end sounds like gay horny zombies

  • so this is Jesus. i'm turning back to christian.

  • @zoldator My Jesus is way better

  • Lol Cocks Cocks cocks cocks

  • press 0:48 repetadly it sounds like ed was...

  • haha do u really want people to chant cocks

  • 19 people lost thier sence of houmor

  • i like the double take he does when looking at his arm

  • Lonny says "yes daddy", I'm sure of it

  • Spam 4 and 5 for JD banging Lonny

  • wtf.. does Lonny say "thats me daddy"

  • Jesus H. Cox....MD

  • Cox Cox Cox Brains Brai... Cox Cox Cox

  • Press 7 then 8 for Turk teleport

  • "That's right, I did it. I'm a HUGE brain in a ripped-up body, I am Jesus H. Cocks! M.D"

  • COCKS COCKS COCKS COCKS

  • @Eestlaneonvisa i was just about to commen this... haha i love that they found a way to put the word cock on tv<3

  • Everytime he starts talking i'm already getting a good mood

  • 19 people are kelso's!

  • This speech is so amazing...

    

  • He is SO black, SO bald and he can't eat cupcakes because he's diabetic, Chris Tuuuuuuuurk!

  • I am jesus h.cox m.d.

  • me me me oh so me

  • 19 people were up late watching a Designing Women marathon.

  • @marajade11041

    You know, I'm so glad facebook doesn't have a dislike button. Otherwise it would be riddled with idiotic comments like this one.

  • what happend to Turkeltin?

  • My friends say this is me and i've never watched the show before, yes I am this guy.

  • Ladys and gentlemen CHRIS TUUURK

  • Is it just me when Lonny says yes to Dr. cox it sounds like he says yes daddy at 1:30

  • 0:48 <-------- IT WAS ME button!

  • @psychoDesiGNz

    Haha (Y)

  • @psychoDesiGNz That's one of my favourite buttons.

  • @psychoDesiGNz godddd thank you for that lol had a good 5 mins of fun

  • @psychoDesiGNz Made my ringtone.

  • @psychoDesiGNz mind putting a new button there, I think I killed the first one : )

  • @psychoDesiGNz pahaha can't stop clicking!

  • @psychoDesiGNz

    I pressed this button about 20 times :)

  • @psychoDesiGNz I can't stop clicking that button!

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  • jesus h. cox md.

  • I love big ripped up cox.

  • I SO love how JD takes care of the interns

    "Hand down Lonny..."

  • Amazing, as usual!

  • 18 people can't take a Cox rant.

  • "me, me, me haha so me" lol he's awesome

  • now would they be allowed to chant this on TV if his name was spelled cocks?

  • "That's right, I did it. I'm a HUGE brain in a ripped up body. I am Jesus A. Cox, M.D."

  • Lmao. "%uh kill cops!"

  • JESUS.H.COX MD

  • Chuck Norris never gets ill or injured

    Dr. Cox still treated him and saved his life

  • wheres a todd joke then? all chanting cocks?

  • STUBBLE AC

    SOME ALL

    ...kill cops.

  • 0:50 JD was like I should have figured that

  • Oh my god! became uhh kill cops when you transcribe audio!!

  • But... his middle name is Ulyssis, that doesn't begin with H ;D

  • "It's me daddy" lol

  • cocks cocks cocks cocks cocks......

  • "cox, ME cox ME cox ME oh so Me!" lol best part!

  • funny bastard

  • I wish I were as modest as Dr. Cox. Maybe some day.

  • No one eles in the world could get away with a rant like that. He never gets owned enough for being a giant dick. But definatly amazing character

  • Cox for Cocky basterd

  • Transcribe Audio tells us to kill cops at 0:48

    walnut - walmart is nice too xD

    Turks new name is Question...

  • cocks cocks cocks cocks :D

  • wow, dr.cox is such a fucking dick LMAO but he is so funny

  • 0:48 great!

  • oh my god-> oh product gel!

  • how do you transcribe the audio?

  • He is SUbblack, SUbbald

  • lol Dr. Cox......best rants ever made.

  • he is...SO black, SO bald, and he cant eat cupcakes because he's got diabetes

    hahahaah

  • thumbs up for Cox!!

  • I WAS WATCHING A SCRUBS VIDEO THE OTHER DAY AND I SWEAR A GUY WROTE "I LOVE COX"

  • ROFLMAO "Oh Product Gel!" . . . Transcribe Audio is so win.

  • %uh huh

  • I am Jesus H. Cox......M.D. hahahaha

    Priceless!!!

  • Dr Cox' rant on turk is hilarious.

  • soooooooooooooooooooo whats the H in Jesus H. Cox

  • 'Me! Me! Me!' lol

  • dr cocks

  • Oh my god = but chuck rob

    Ahhh, wondrous.

  • turk sounds funny^^

  • cox cox cox cox

  • "it was me daddy"

    best line in the clip

  • "That's me, daddy!"

    "Put your hand down!"

    XD

  • cox best tv person ever!!!

  • he has a big ego - but for gd reasons!!

  • Douchebag haha

  • thishandsome bastard :D 

  • Is it just me, or is the audio a bit off? Everyone's voice just sounds a bit higher pitched than it ought to be.

  • @Otox The audio is a bit off. It was not rendered properly before upload and the raw file didnt sync well when converted on youtube. I didnt notice at the time but since it is a popular video now seems silly to remove and replace the vid.

  • @tonyth123 i cant tell lol even when it is pointed out, they sound alright to me, nothin to bitch about lol

  • @Otox Yes. This is because the difference from NTSC and PAL (the latter is used in Europe, Africa etc.) Because of the "transition" from NTSC to PAL, because of the frame rates, it is speeded up slightly, so that there will be a slight pitch. This probably is because this is ripped from an European DVD, or something similar.

    Hope that helps. :-)

  • i luv it when he says "he is sooo black, soo bold, and he cant eat cupcakes because hes got diabetes...ladies and gentlmen, kris turk!!!" XD

  • LMAO i loved every moment

  • How Narcissistic an one be?? Geeeeeeeeezzzzz but i love him tho!

  • I wish i was Perry...

  • LMAO, My God I would call him an asshole but he reminds me too much of my Uncle. YES HES JUST AS BIG OF A DOUCHE

  • What a bastard ROFL.

  • i love this rant :)

  • Imagine walking into a room filled with people chanting 'cocks' lol

  • @PEWNify Where was the todd at this time

  • hahahaha amazing.

    he is the best part of the show

  • the people: cox, cox, cox!

    THE TODD: in my pant's, in my pant's, in my pant's!

  • Love this. ...Slow hand raise, look, double take ... "It was ME!"

  • OMFG XD I so love him XD just awesome! xD

  • "It was me!"

    The transcribe audio says otherwise... =P

  • i love him...

  • lmao, too good

  • Somebody please click "Transcribe Audio"...please...it was amazingly funny....

  • full of mistakes(i know its beta) -_- it will never work NEVER!!!

  • @childUK LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • lmao

    Good call. Hilarious

  • @childUK Hahahaha

  • @childUK HA! Wow, voice recognition is terrible!

  • @childUK the surgeon who wanted to court

  • @childUK It's pretty good. Ironically, I think it gets more lines right than most of 'em I transcribe.

  • @dougtheneard What the? How could Google be better than you?

  • @childUK Best Part: Okay but chuck robb (= Oh my God) xD

  • @childUK The best part is when Cox is talking about Turk xDDD

  • @childUK I'm from a latin american country and understood it all. c'mon man, ain't that hard

  • @childUK and amazingly off damn google should stick with what they know

  • @childUK  HAHA Yeah

  • @childUK :48 XDDXDXDDDXXXDXDXDXD

  • @childUK %uh kill cops!!!!

    :49 :D

  • @childUK 0:48 %Uh kill cops lol

  • It was mieee!

  • What episode is this from?

  • Ladies and Gentlemen Chris Trukkkkkk

  • cox! cox! cox! cox! cox!

  • "I did it! I'm a genius! I'm just a huge brain in a ripped up body! I am Jesus H. Cox....MD!"

    ROFL!