@Garuda1337 Ya we should close everything and no one should work, society should come to a screeching halt, as well as on Pearl Harbor's bombings dates or the even the sinking of the Lucitania.
@davesgotmilk Because America practices censorship and is a big hypersensitive prude. Remember the brouhaha over Janet Jackson's "wardrobe malfunction"? There's no way they'd permit a *gasp* RAPE JOKE! Rape's not a joke, donchaknow? (And I'm sorry to say that when I say "they," I probably should say "we," as I'm an American. But I completely disagree with this, as I hope you can tell.)
@Eminence120 Yeah, that also sucks pretty bad. But my particular answer was to a particular question, so while what you say is true, it's beyond the scope of the discussion.
still waiting for the reason why you couldn't have said it on amercain tele =/
HadesKHG 2 months ago
K.O
fardinhimself 2 months ago
I just saw Ryan live, and he's very, very funny. At our club in Winnipeg, we had a heckler too and Ryan destroyed his ass.
saturnianspire 4 months ago 2
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again with the fuking metaly handicap!
shawnaannbean 9 months ago
That was awesome. Was there a reason you couldn't say it on TV, or was it just a setup for someone to heckle?
TheNatealator 10 months ago
@TheNatealator i saw him last night, and he said the reason why was because kids might see it and find out the easter bunny isn't real.
brittyn 10 months ago
@brittyn Haha! Awesome!
TheNatealator 10 months ago
lol winning
slantize 10 months ago
I wish you did this joke on Conan last night...it would have killed
victory01 10 months ago
Well handled
MercTheComs 1 year ago
So....? WHY DIDN'T THEY LET YOU TELL THE JOKE?!?! CIA trying to cover up the truth behind the toothfairy?
leirgauk 1 year ago
best joke ever
nypeterte 1 year ago
loser heckler - take it...
teskio 1 year ago
Smack BITCH!
He just got owned!
DarkEnergy103 1 year ago
WIN
DarkApostleMatt 1 year ago
LOL, sharp comeback
jdbeyers 1 year ago 2
LOL zinged.
mannhingkhor 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahahaha
DJRAMZY87 1 year ago
On behalf of all Australians i am sorry that guy was such a dick.
Great comebacks.
ut2k4wikichici 1 year ago
zing
cgialloreto 1 year ago
heckler fail, comedian win
badjer1785 1 year ago 2
Got 'em
UsernamesSuckful 1 year ago
Shut down!
jek21 1 year ago
thedailywhat sent me here.
vdvaart 1 year ago
@vdvaart snap
dunkdrag 1 year ago
true comic! good shit.
Pull0utBoy 1 year ago
Awesome work! It'd be even more effective if you were funny!
ShowToddSomeLove 1 year ago
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Who tell jokes on September 11? TALK ABOUT INSENSITIVE!
Garuda1337 1 year ago
@Garuda1337 Ya we should close everything and no one should work, society should come to a screeching halt, as well as on Pearl Harbor's bombings dates or the even the sinking of the Lucitania.
PLayer1ALlDay 1 year ago
@Garuda1337 Q: What does WTC stand for?
A: What Trade Centre?
Xakryn 1 year ago 2
@Xakryn lawl. that joke is appropriate because it is now november
Garuda1337 1 year ago
@Garuda1337 This is Australia, stop being so ethnocentric!
ktspaz 1 year ago
0:33 and 1:12
karmacop911 1 year ago
ZZZZzzziiiiiiinnnnggggg !!
verdelait2 1 year ago 2
He's not really that funny, but damn if he doesn't know how to throw it back in the heckler's face. lol!
db0255 1 year ago
dude isn't funny at all though
slimthejim 1 year ago
lame
mout12 1 year ago
towsh!
jonpickersgill 1 year ago
You kick ass.
Genkaiman 1 year ago
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Wow, hilarious. *reddit*
imchillyb 1 year ago
@imchillyb DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIEEEE
negrosaurus 1 year ago
@imchillyb please don't point them our way
advellsucks666 1 year ago
Awesome! funny stuff.
viperwd 1 year ago
Awesome..purely awesome
kudos for the way you handled the Asshole.
Nice touch
<3
FilmBB92 1 year ago 67
Awesome!
Ngwebros 1 year ago
now i'll never know why he couldn't tell the joke on american television. D:
davesgotmilk 1 year ago 2
@davesgotmilk Because America practices censorship and is a big hypersensitive prude. Remember the brouhaha over Janet Jackson's "wardrobe malfunction"? There's no way they'd permit a *gasp* RAPE JOKE! Rape's not a joke, donchaknow? (And I'm sorry to say that when I say "they," I probably should say "we," as I'm an American. But I completely disagree with this, as I hope you can tell.)
TheMuteVoice 1 year ago
@TheMuteVoice As if the country that wants to censor the entire internet (Australia) is so great.
Eminence120 1 year ago
@Eminence120 Yeah, that also sucks pretty bad. But my particular answer was to a particular question, so while what you say is true, it's beyond the scope of the discussion.
TheMuteVoice 1 year ago
@Eminence120 THE ENTIRE INTERNET!
candIejac 1 year ago
@TheMuteVoice
In other words, he was on the wrong channel. Comedy Central after 10PM, everything is relatively fair game.
omegax2x 1 year ago
Super quick and witty! Ryan's fantastic.
stephthemom0116 1 year ago 47